Lake Stevens High School - Pilchuck Yearbook (Lake Stevens, WA)

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were from friends. One of these letters was from Edith Carlson who after winning world renown as a cook, establish- ed a chain of bakeries. She has been manufacturing angel food cake which is guaranted to give the consumer the same angelic disposition which she herself possesses. Another was from Sadie Lawrence, who had been declared the first woman to go on a reducing diet. She declared that no woman is happy until she could play Yankee Doodle by rubbing her shoulder blades together. A sliced green pea and broiled canary's tongue compose her full meal. As a result of her diets many butchers have been compelled to close up their shops and become radio announcers. Another of the letters was from Harry Brooks who told of his success in the can opener business. Millions of his arti- cles have been sold yearly, however, he states that unless the implement is revised he will quit his present trade, as many try to cut open cans but have only succeeded in cutting open wounds in their hands. He alludes that the can-0pener will be the chief weapon of destruction in the next war. The last letter was highly perfumed b£ the odor of fish. It was found to be from Celia Hysted. She states that Vincent Paschal and herself have established a joint fish market and barber shop. Mr. Paschal it is noted, digs clams between shaves. Their success is largely due to the splendid business qualities of Celia. They have just purchased a new Ro ls- Rough coupe imported from England. The missive further states that Gus Forsberg had been heard from. It said he received many medals for bravery in the Chinese Rebellion, after join- ing the Navy, and had been advanced to the position of first class holy-stoner. This data was all given in the letters. Upon careful study it was found that all these letters and noted were from the various members of the Class of '27 of Lake Stevens High School. Upon furtner study it was found that Miss i’urnei, their adviser was the happy housewife of the most prosperous farmer in Wintiiropville. This diary is the only data found, of the famous scient- ists and will undoubtedly open up valuable information for the procuring of a valuable substitute for wool in non-itching underwear. CLASS WILL We, the class of nineteen hundred and twenty-seven of the Lake Stevens High School, in the City of Lake Stevens, county of Snohomish and State of Washington do hereby de- clare and publish this as our last rill and testament in which we wish tc bequeath to the remaining inmates, in the said school, our superior ideas, pecuniary allotments and such knowledge as we have teen able to glean iB our four year sentence.

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12- Rue de Adieu, where fashion creators hold forth. '.Ye entered an elaborate establishment and were escorted to a large room by liveried servants. We beheld Ivan displaying his latest creations before the royalty of Sweden. Among the mannikins employed in displaying these gowns re were much surprised to see Louise Lawrence who effectively displayed one of Ivan's creations. As our time was limited we took our leave and pre- pared for the next part of our journey. February 30. Having been told of the possibility of using a peculiar variety of hop vines in the manufacturing of our non-itching underwear we left for Stockholm, Sweden, near where it is found abundantly. February 23. Arrived in Stockholm but found that hops were destroyed by hordes of daddy longlegs. We went to the University of Sweden for research work on this variety of hops and we found Vera Kjort perfecting a method ifior preparing oderless Lutafish. March 1. Greeted at Rome by Mussolini who invited us to dine at his palace. In the evening we were entertained by the premier danseuse who was no other than our former classmate Elvera Matson. March 4. Stopped at Stagger Inn near Lake Geneva for supplies. Upon passing the kitchen we noticed a familiar face making hot dogs. Ae were glad to find Eugene Ruthford here. Due to his success at the former High School Carnival, he had gone into the hot dog business, making them of mountain goats. We wished him hearty success and embarked upon our further journey. April 91 Arrived in Australia. Upon further research we found that kangaroo fuzz is very soft and well adapted to such uses as non-itching underwear. At last a solution to our problem. The rest of our journey promises to be a rest from respon- sibilities. April 15. Upon reaching the Philippine Islands, my partner in ex- ploration decided to leave me so he bade farewell to the ex- pedition and joined his wife, Ruby Richardson Lofton, and family, and is now engaged in raising snakes fox their hides, which are used for snake skin shoes and stockings. May 1,. Arrived in Hollywood where I took in the excitement or romance, adventure, and intrigue. Waldemar Hjort was strutting his stuff before the Kleig lights, as the Perfect Lover, with Esther Hoglund as his leading lady. Y'alde is known as the only person who could fill the place of Rudolpy Valentino. These are the most important of the events of the diary but there were a few letters fastened to the torn book. These

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Article I. Section Section Section Section Section Section Section Article II. Article III. -14- 1. To MR. TISDALE, many hearty thanks for our diplomas and also for the much needed cheer- ing which he has given us in our struggle to graduate. 2. To MISS TURNER, our most worthy advisor, we give our sincere gratitude and apprec- iation for the two long years she has had to endure us. 3. To MR. SEBRING, we leave the ability of two of our members to debate, in hopes that he will find someone to fill their shoes. 4. To MR. HUNT, we leave our deepest sympathy, if he is ever forced to drill athletics into a group of men who are as dumb as we have been. 5. We appoint MISS BISHOP official caretaker of all our broken chemistry and physics apparatus. We also wish to show her a great deal of appreciation for the talen- ted singers and musicians she has produced. 6. We leave to MISS BROWN, all outlines and notes taken on oral reports given in class. Also all the evidence she can collect of the misbehavior of the lower classmen, in hopes that she might see how she has re- formed the Senior Class. 7. To MISS KAMB, we leave our appetites, which sne so wonderfully satisfied both with tne cafeteria lunches she gave us and the ones we partook when she wasn't looking. To the JUNIOR CLASS, we donate cur back seats and all the dignity that goes with them. Also all our notebooks hoping that they shall never know Burke and Emerson as we have known them. To the SOPHOMORE CLASS, we give our athletic prowess in hopes that they may be able, by the time they are Seniors, to produce as great teams as our championship teams have been.