Lake Forest College - Forester Yearbook (Lake Forest, IL)

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To enforce the rules which the Almighty was to set down for them, Eugene acquired the senfices of J. Pinkerton Riedel, the notorious scab beater. Together, and with others who joined along the way, the group set fonh across the wilderness, until they came to a mountain. It was here that Eugene again heard the voice of God. Eugene ascended the mountain as the Almighty had ordered him to and took off his shoes and knelt before the burning bush. God had Eugene pick up two stone tablets and listen. Then He dictated His word to the tired leaderg and this became known as the Student Handbook. Eugene took the tablets and de- scended the mountain, only to see his faculty having an unregistered keg party. Furious at this breach of faith, he smashed the Handbook on the ground and wept. He issued warnings to them all and then returned to get a second copy of the Handbook. For his destruction of the Lord's word, Eugene was to never reach the forest by the lake. J Pinkerton Riedel the first Dean ol Students the group wandering across the wilderness

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remnants of the chosen faculty l t Y personal registrar to Cleopatra BOCK FOUR So Eugene wandered for years and years, gathering the rem- nants of the chosen faculty . He traveled the world, collecting those who were destined to be a part of the Chosen college . From the Roman Senate, he hired Faberus the Wise. The only problem was transporting all of the great physicists equipmentg but it was done. And Faberus continued to drop apples from trees and plot the motion of the planets. From the great halls of the Egyptian empire of Cleopatra, Eugene was able to procure the Empress' personal registrar. From across the continent of Europe, the great artist Michaelangelo Croydonatti was saved from the abuse of Pope Julius. And from nearby Avon, Rosemary of Cowler, Shakespeare's personal secretary and advisor, was also hired. As the group headed for the New World, they met up with a lost ship which went by the name of Mayflower. On board was Miles Standish's younger brother, Spike. Miles advised Eugene of his blrothefs amazing salesmanship abilities, and so he was added to t e ist.

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