Lake Erie (CG 70) - Naval Cruise Book

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Wog Day Wogs request permission to entertain King Neptune CMC. Chaplain, and XO look-alikes take center stage JAjiikiK • •« Ttie Dating Game ' ' ' i fm y - Nautical Ned skylarking M ' Ttie Wogs version of Barnacle Bill Wog Chorus Line

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Shellback. Make me laugh or make me cryi Muster and Inspection 7 ' Wog physical training IJL . mttie , «fpfe T H it ii ' ' -.,.iji Breakfast for the WOGS I am not an animal!