Lake Champlain (CG 57) - Naval Cruise Book

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STATISTICS LENGTH OF DliPLOYMENT : ISO Days LONGEST TIME UNDERWAY : 32 Days TOTAL DAYS IN PORT : 39 Days TOTAL DISTANCE TRAVELED : 33,42,442 miles TOTAL UN REPS : 37 CHICKEN CONSUMED : 750S lbs. SLIDERS CONSUMED : 9874 (including llawley ' s ' ' doubles ' ' ) EGGS EATEN : 85,519 UHT MILK CONSUMED : 13,342 cartons SODAS SOLD : 72,300 CANDY BARS EATEN : 29,500 MAIL RECEIVED : 25,000 lbs. MAIL SENT : 32,000 lbs. LAUNDRY CLEANED : 143,500 lbs. AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER USED : 3369 rolls DAYS LOST TO OBLIVIAN : 18FEB93 DAYS REPEATED : I7JUL93 OF WOGS CONVERTED TO SHELLBACKS : 235 HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR A WIVE ' S CLUB SHOEBOX : $200 BY HM3 ' SUCKER SANFORD TOTAL § OF HOURS SPENT ON WATCH : 308,160 hours CONVERTED TO DAYS : 12,846 days CONVERTED TO YEARS : 35.17 years MOST WINNINGS ATA NIGHT OF BINGO : $210.00 BY CT02 TIPPENS TOTAL OF PACE CLASSES : 336 HIGHEST AMOUNT OF MONEY MADE IN SHIP ' S STORE IN 1 MONTH : Approx. $22,140 by CA Div (Ken Ole) 110

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NOTABLE QUOTABLE ' Tm Here To Tell Ya! Captain Felloney on SITE TV. Get your PMS spot checks in. LCDR Schworer, every week around Wednesday. Is it beautiful out here, or what? XO at Officer ' s Call while underway in the Arabian Gulf. LKC does not stand for LAKE CHAMPLAIN, it stands for LET ' S KEEP CLEANING. FC3 Vincent during one of his wittier moments. What else am I supposed to do besides eat, sleep, and watch movies? LT Doug Wilmarth, Air Det. Aaaaaaaarrrrgh-Aaaaaaaarrrrgh-Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!! LCDR Hawley doing his Tarzan impression while standing watch as TAO. The fun lamp is out throughout the ship while OPS is onboard. An ASTAB in Combat one week after LT Wetherald ' s arrival. Away the morale suppression team, away. BM3 B ' osn Bill Hopkins over the IMC following CCG7 ' s announcement that LKC ' s Australia visit was cancelled. Just, Get on downtown with ya Badself. XO Hey Boats! BMC Becnel It wouldn ' t be prudent. STGl Robinson and FCl Chisholm on SITE. Titivate the ship. Every POD while in port. February 1st, 1993 - Look at the bright side, there are only 26 SLIDER days left! MSI Sensero Honest, I am a SEAL. SN Weatherly Get some! SSDF before firing. Who hemmed my pants leg? PACE Instructor McCoy Johnston after ISC Hirose ' s shenanigans. How did all of these CHEESE PUFFS get sewn in my pockets? STGC (SW) Kraus - Hint; ISC strikes again!!! Hey, guys, there ' s only thirty-nine more days until Chief Kimball gets his Sea Service Deployment Ribbon. OSSN Hix NICKNAMES: Mad Jack, The Leviathian, Uncle Bernie, Warden, Joho, FulJAMMER, Batman, EIroy, Encino Man, Good Chuck Good a.k.a. Staple Boy, Sweet Lou, Pecker, Otis, PB, Stanford Puke, Armandooo, Love Shack, The Dream Team, McSPADDEN!!!, Norb, Frogman, Rebel, Old Man, Broom, Buffy, Pierre Becnel, Fart Cave, Snuggle Bunnies Kimball, Mel Roadhouse Gibson, Crusty the Clown, and KO Brown. 109

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MESSAGES Louis: Know that you are doing a great job, but can ' t wait to welcome you back to NY. Love Mom Dad Bruce, We ' re proud of you for your 18 yrs of Service. Continue the excellent work. Looking forward to seeing you. Mom Dad Cliiford - The surest way to make yourself happy is to make someone else happy.... You have accomplished this and more! Your Crew Steve : We ' re so proud to have you for a son and so happy you ' ll be home with your Family soon. - Mom Dad Armando: Thank you for the invitation to the Tiger Cruise. I appreciate the opportunity. May God Bless You: Jamie Steve: I am proud of your capabilities, ambitions. You ' re an asset to your Country and the Navy. Best Wishes - Grandpa Shaun: Being aboard Lake Champlain makes Chad: You are the captain of your own ship. With me very proud to be your father and an A merican education, be what you want, do what you want. - GO NAVY - Love Dad Love, Dad Jan Our thanks to you, Pat, and all the crew of the USS LAKE CHAMPLAIN. We appreciate every- thing you have done. DAD Greg: Last cruise we took it was Jumpers and crickets, crocs and turtles. Hope this one is as good. Love Dad WAY TO GO TED, YOU DID IT THE RIGHT WAY. DAD Paul: Dad is under 200, shooting scratch, Julie moved. Mom is cooking crabcakes and we all miss you ! Dad Mi amor, Gracias per Hacerme tan feliz Y per ser un esposo, padre y amigo excepcional. Con todo mi amor. Martha Chris- Remember, If you can dream it, you can achieve it!! Best Wishes - Ron Natalie Dean - we appreciate your service to the United States. Look forward to Elk Hunting this fall. Love Dad TIM, DAVE RANDY: GOOD JOB. - BOB CHARLOTTE Brian, Thank you for this wonderful opportunity . You have made us very proud. Love Frank Roy: Thanks to God for giving me a son like you - I am proud of you beyond words . Dad Loren; Your mother I are very proud of you, keep up the good work. Love You, Dad Dave We appreciate the 9 yrs of your life you have given to the Navy and our Country. Love Mom Dad Michael - I miss you, I love you, get your ? home. She can come too!! Love Mom, Dad, Jennie, Rocky Steve, May you and all members of the Armed Forces be kind and serious in everything you attempt to do. Love Mom, Dad Lt . Rob - We ' re extremely proud of you; we wish you smooth sailing, clearf lying, and a speedy return: The Nelson Family Jody: How is everything on the Big Pond , are the frogs as big as the ones in ours? Dad Scott, Steven arrived 3 30 93 4:20a.m. Mom, Dad, Andrea Mark, Congratulations on your accomplishments in all your work. We are very proud of you. Miss you lovingly. All Family To J. Howard Kimball: Looking forward to a wonderful time with you in Hawaii and California. Thank You for Inviting Me. Howard Gary, Scott, and Zach, My last cruise. Now I can be with you every summer. Love, Dad 111