Lake Champlain (CG 57) - Naval Cruise Book

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NOTABLE QUOTABLE ' Tm Here To Tell Ya! Captain Felloney on SITE TV. Get your PMS spot checks in. LCDR Schworer, every week around Wednesday. Is it beautiful out here, or what? XO at Officer ' s Call while underway in the Arabian Gulf. LKC does not stand for LAKE CHAMPLAIN, it stands for LET ' S KEEP CLEANING. FC3 Vincent during one of his wittier moments. What else am I supposed to do besides eat, sleep, and watch movies? LT Doug Wilmarth, Air Det. Aaaaaaaarrrrgh-Aaaaaaaarrrrgh-Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!!! LCDR Hawley doing his Tarzan impression while standing watch as TAO. The fun lamp is out throughout the ship while OPS is onboard. An ASTAB in Combat one week after LT Wetherald ' s arrival. Away the morale suppression team, away. BM3 B ' osn Bill Hopkins over the IMC following CCG7 ' s announcement that LKC ' s Australia visit was cancelled. Just, Get on downtown with ya Badself. XO Hey Boats! BMC Becnel It wouldn ' t be prudent. STGl Robinson and FCl Chisholm on SITE. Titivate the ship. Every POD while in port. February 1st, 1993 - Look at the bright side, there are only 26 SLIDER days left! MSI Sensero Honest, I am a SEAL. SN Weatherly Get some! SSDF before firing. Who hemmed my pants leg? PACE Instructor McCoy Johnston after ISC Hirose ' s shenanigans. How did all of these CHEESE PUFFS get sewn in my pockets? STGC (SW) Kraus - Hint; ISC strikes again!!! Hey, guys, there ' s only thirty-nine more days until Chief Kimball gets his Sea Service Deployment Ribbon. OSSN Hix NICKNAMES: Mad Jack, The Leviathian, Uncle Bernie, Warden, Joho, FulJAMMER, Batman, EIroy, Encino Man, Good Chuck Good a.k.a. Staple Boy, Sweet Lou, Pecker, Otis, PB, Stanford Puke, Armandooo, Love Shack, The Dream Team, McSPADDEN!!!, Norb, Frogman, Rebel, Old Man, Broom, Buffy, Pierre Becnel, Fart Cave, Snuggle Bunnies Kimball, Mel Roadhouse Gibson, Crusty the Clown, and KO Brown. 109

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WIVES CLUB I ) |HI l)s i Michcic t inslcr Nolccn r.schcnaucr Patricia Akyol Susan Alkov Prcdciosa Amora Norma Arrey Lisa Barnes Tanim Behrends Belinda Bell Mitzi Bendix Rosalinda Bergmann ' icioria Bonse Chong Borowy Christy Bolts Caroline Braun Kathleen Breon Denise Browning Aleesha Burkhead Diane Byles Kristine Campbell Brigette Carter Andrea Chisholm Liza Dannenberg Lisa Davis Sarah Davis Julie Dean Kathleen Dexter Kimberly Dillon Susana Downing Charlene Dunaway Bonnie Dupree Socorro Edwards Michelle Pansier Stacy Feifel Nanette Felloney Sharon Fields Shelley Flood Janell Frisson Evelyn Froeschke Tammy Gamble Maria Giehm Joyce Blakley Pura Giron Carol Goram Mary Gotham Tracy Groh Inetha Hawkins Brooke Hayworth Sharon Hedricks Deborah Henry Michelle Hensley Holly Hillis Isabel Hoker Alicia Hopkins Cheryl Howard Angelia Hurnyak Hue N. Huynh Ana Jones Jeanne Kimball Juanita Kitchen Katrina Korsten Melinda Liburd Victoria Lindscy Heidi Linn Canicla Locke Martha Loulzcnhiscr Joshephine Maag Irish Magtoto Emilda Mangubat Patricia Maynard Dawn McGrady Tracy McSpadden Violet Mitchell Naricl Monks Marilyn Morris 1 nda Mullaney Amanda Myers lull Nowatzki 1 ' VI O ' rawe iija Olson Karen Ortiz Peggy Robinson Teri Osborne Lisa Pack Veronica Peach Janice Pei Dianne Pepper Christine Pflughaupt Joan Pickard Cindy Plunkett Dana Queen Kelly Raftis Antonine Rardin Sandra Ratliff Sara Reed Deidre Reyes Patricia Riley Korray Rollefson Willena Ross Procopia Sanchez Lisa Schworcr Julictta Scdillos Janice Shaw Chong Shea Mundi Shipman Sandra Schonborn Dr. Teresa Smith Dawn Snyder Zina Sohaney Michele Steenblock Rosario Subaran Katherine Sullivan Dawn C. Wilson Maria Tolentino Dawn Lhlmeycr Anacida Valen Lorretta Visscher Renee Waldron Tracy Westcrfield Karen Williams Nancy Williams Martha Williams

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STATISTICS LENGTH OF DliPLOYMENT : ISO Days LONGEST TIME UNDERWAY : 32 Days TOTAL DAYS IN PORT : 39 Days TOTAL DISTANCE TRAVELED : 33,42,442 miles TOTAL UN REPS : 37 CHICKEN CONSUMED : 750S lbs. SLIDERS CONSUMED : 9874 (including llawley ' s ' ' doubles ' ' ) EGGS EATEN : 85,519 UHT MILK CONSUMED : 13,342 cartons SODAS SOLD : 72,300 CANDY BARS EATEN : 29,500 MAIL RECEIVED : 25,000 lbs. MAIL SENT : 32,000 lbs. LAUNDRY CLEANED : 143,500 lbs. AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER USED : 3369 rolls DAYS LOST TO OBLIVIAN : 18FEB93 DAYS REPEATED : I7JUL93 OF WOGS CONVERTED TO SHELLBACKS : 235 HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR A WIVE ' S CLUB SHOEBOX : $200 BY HM3 ' SUCKER SANFORD TOTAL § OF HOURS SPENT ON WATCH : 308,160 hours CONVERTED TO DAYS : 12,846 days CONVERTED TO YEARS : 35.17 years MOST WINNINGS ATA NIGHT OF BINGO : $210.00 BY CT02 TIPPENS TOTAL OF PACE CLASSES : 336 HIGHEST AMOUNT OF MONEY MADE IN SHIP ' S STORE IN 1 MONTH : Approx. $22,140 by CA Div (Ken Ole) 110