Laingsburg High School - Looking Glass Yearbook (Laingsburg, MI)

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Oun, (?1 Z44 206(1 We, the Senior Class of Laingsburg High School, knowing our excellent and most superior mental ability and realizing the futility of others daring to hope to attain the dizzy heights held by us, do make and declare this document to be our last will and testament. Article I To the teachers, we leave our final exams with a prayer for their sense of humor. Article II To our successors, we leave the well - earned title of Seniors, if they will promise to uphold the dignity of the respected title, and the sage advice to keep their class dues paid, that they may be prosperous in time of need. To next year's Juniors, we will the right to disagree with the Seniors, if they can get away with it, and all the headaches of planning the Junior - Senior Banquet and Prom. To next year's Sophomores, we give the privilege to advise the Freshmen so that they may stick to the straight and narrow path as they journey through the wicked world. To the Freshmen of next year, we bequeath the privilege of buying apples for the faculty in order to insure a successful high school career. Article III We as individuals wish to bequeath the following: 1, Sharon Beardslee, leave my low-cut pajamas to Laura McDonald. I, Steve Ranney, leave my ability to laugh at Mr. Cheney’s jokes to next year’s Chemistry class. I, Kenneth Chant, will all the girls I didn't want anyway to Melvin Ketchum. 1, Dennis Coe, leave my ability to rest my cranium on the hard desks and settle down for a nice little nap, to anyone who doesn't retire early and may need the sleep. I, Shirley Putnam, leave my book entitled, How To Win And Hold A Man to Janet Heil should Janet’s present policy fail. 1, Marilyn Alexander, leave my worthy position as a member of the Frivolous Flappers to Ann Nash, providing she learn how to do the Charleston. 1, Lucille Antcliff, leave all my old love letters acquired during four years of high school, to the school library to be used as models for future lovers amorous epistles. 1, Rosalyn Parker, leave my baton to Jennie Sykes, to beat Larry into line. 1, Mary Shaw, leave my preference for college men to someone more fitting. 1, Corwin Parker, leave my cows to Mickey Coe, to do with as he sees fit. 1, Margie Stichler, leave my love of dark places to Muriel Canning. I, Harriet Gray, leave my love of late hours to Marilyn Lee. 1, Patty Hutchings, leave my high school romances with 8th grade boys to Judy Wauvle. I, Duane Wagner, TRY to leave Elaine. I, Elaine Blackledge, leave my ability not to be left to Vanda Drew. I. Della Hunt, leave my desire to become a police woman to Mary Lou Brya. I, Nancy Watson, leave the candelabra which was willed to me last year to Shirley Pierce, to use for anything she wishes. I, Judy Mansor, do not leave anything because I need it all. I, Lois Cortright, leave my silly giggle to Joann Hadcock. I, Trudy Coleman, leave my air of innocence to Larry Archer. 1, Jerry Adams, leave my ways and means with women, to Calvin Parker if he promises to respect this privilege. I, Beverley Parker, leave my happy memories of Homecoming to next year's Queen. I, Lois Baumgras, leave my tips collected while working at Brook's to Charlene Early. I, Gary Craig, leave my empty shot gun shells and old bear traps to Sharon Willard. 1, Danny Koonter, leave my dislike for Chevrolets to Gary Snyder. 1 Beverly Brink, leave my Air of Mystery to Judy Pelton. 1, John Walters, leave my motorcycle to Rollie Nichols. I, Gloria Frank, leave my ability to listen in on Mr. Nash's conversations while working in the office to Janet Hart. AT, Cathleen Davis, leave to take up my housekeeping duties. I, Tom Croy, leave my high marks in bookkeeping to Jack Snyder. •I, Phyllis Bauman, leave my unspoken thoughts to Sharon Coe. I, Jack De Hart, leave my ability to charm the feminine section of LHS to John Sherman. In witness therof, we have set our hands and affixed our seal on this 21st day of May in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine hundred and fifty six. Signed: Judy Mansor Harriet Gray Elaine Blackledge

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Oun (PCcma “Pic It was almost Christmas on a cold windy, stormy, day, and being a lady of leisure, I was sitting by my TV set. A dreamy contentment stole over me. Not being able to keep my eyes open any longer, they closed and 1 was wafted upward until I was enthroned on a fleecy white cloud with the shadowy world below me. Then my vision cleared and a parade of familiar looking people passed before me. Could it be possible? Yes by golly! It was true. They were the mem- bers of my old graduating class of 1956, Laingsburg High School. Each person became distinct and real in my vision as they marched along in the procession: Jerry Adams, the world renowned head mousketeer on the Mickey Mouse Club now has six of his own children on the show with him. Steve Ranney, who was dead head in high school, is now sole owner of the DEEP SLEEP FUNERAL HOME. Steve says he has a fine lay-away plan. Judy Mansor, went from High School to the Louvre School of fine arts in Paris. She graduated from there at the end of her third week and is now employed in Hicksvillc where she paints signs on garbage cans which are to be placed in the city, and Danny Koonter who did have a weakness for Ford trucks and cars in highschool days just couldn’t turn down the offer of managing the city’s fleet of Ford garbage trucks. He finds working with Judy right down his alley. Dennis Coe, is still in Laingsburg running a very thriving business, called The Hangover Shop” for all his pals of past years. Della Hunt, who wanted to be a police woman or detective, it seems, didn’t quite make the grade and is now a bouncer at Club Roma. John Walters and Phyllis Bauman have teamed up together and are trying to ruin Arthur Murray’s business. It seems they are both with the Salvation Army and preaching to the wicked world the evils of dancing. Harriet Gray, whose special subjects in high school were those in the Commercial field decided to go to Business College and is now head secretary for Laingsburg High School. We find Tom Croy holding a very imponant office. He is President, Secretary, and Treasurer of the A. U. A., the Alcoholic Unanimous” Association which he orgainzed. The membership dues provide him with Cadillac, a palace and well stocked cellar. Lois Baumgras, didn’t seem to have enough restaurant work during her high school days is now owner of a chain of hot dog stands from here to California. Jack DeHart, who was noted for his unusual excuses in high school was recently hired by a large New York school as a truant officer. They decided it takes one to know one. Patty Hutchings, who loved school so well, is still attending old LHS. It seems she couldn’t leave behind her many young admirers. Gary Craig, is a photographer in Miami. His photographs are well known for their quality and low prices but the crayon enlargments are not much in demand anymore. The first ones he made were so large that the ears were behind the frames they were intended to fit. Nancy Watson, who after graduating worked with Jackie Gleason’s June Taylor dancers, was asked by Samuel Goldwin to be a golden girl, but she wanted to keep up the competition with Libcrace. Gloria Frank and Marjorie Stichler it seemed couldn't decide on a husband from their large collection so they have opened a canteen for all” service men and are still looking. Ken Chant, who always used to be a pool shark and poker player in his younger days, owns and operates the Loaded Dice Casino in Las Vegas. By the way, he won the Casino in a crap game. Corwin Parker and Trudy Coleman, are in business together. Trudy, it seems is head R. N. at Corwin’s Cow Convalescent Home. Crowin is still experimenting with his prize cow and after twenty third time it still won’t, as yet, give purple pop. Poor Corwin! Lucille Antcliff.a confirmed bachelorette is head fashion buyer for her chain of dry goods stores but she recently broke her hermitage by marrying her office boy. Sharon Beardslee, is in Africa teaching the natives the latest techniques on hair styling. Some of them even let her pratice on them. Sharon always was pretty good in high school, keeping everyone guessing what kind of hair-do she would wear next. Beverley Parker, who never had a car fast enough to out run the cops after running red lights invented the fastest motor car running on the ground in history. She tries many daily stunts such as jumping the Grand Canyon or running over the tops of baby mountains. Rosalyn Parker, who appreciated fine music in her younger days devoted her life to running and insane asylum for juke box maniacs. Then Duane Wagner is a missionary just returning from China. He is talking to his old school flame, Elaine Blackledge. Elaine is Editor of the Laingsburg Blat, and 1 discovered he gave her the announcement that he would preach on the Ways of Chinese Women” next Sunday. Beverly Brink, is now tops in Hollywood, and has had no trouble getting the part as the leading lady in a new smash broadway hit Women Prefer Men.” Shirley Putnam, who spent so many nights at the Elite Theatre taking tickets just couldn’t give up the business. She and her husband own and operate the North- side Drive-In. They feature a special attraction: The Drive-In is divided into two sections, one side for married couples and one for unmarried ones. That Shirley surely knows how to run a good business. When Marilyn Alexander graduated from Medical school, she figured she’d follow her father’s footsteps and become a small-town doctor. Much to my surprise she is now starring on a new panel show, What’s My Ailment. Cathlene Davis has recently bought the Dandy Davis Diaper Company to save on her laundry bill. Her slogan is they’re cheaper by the dozen. Then suddenly 1 thought I saw myself and Mary Shaw being escorted down the street by some little men in white jackets. 1 was about to investigate this strange happening when, to my amazement, I had a sense of falling and woke up to find that I had fallen out of my chair to the floor and missed my favorite TV pro- gram, Hawk-eye the Irresistible.” 18

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I'M Cold Ready? Seniors?? Help!!! Posing?? Wow!! Legs?? 20