Lafayette Junior High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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WHAT A LITTLE COMMA CAN DO Lord Palmerston then entered upon his head, a white hat upon his feet, large but well polished boots upon his brow, a dark cloud in his hand, his faithful walking stick in his eye, a dark menacing glare saying nothing. QSee if you can correct it j ' Teacher: Bob, are you chewing gum? Bob: Yes, Ma'am. Teacher: Do you call that honorable? Bob: No, I call it Beech Nut. A painter, who had an attack of gout, went to the doctor for advice. The medical man said: You ouffht to take off some flesh. Get a car and get out more. And so I got out in a car, mind you not my own, but my son John's, said the patient. I got out six times in one block and took off a litle flesh in four different places. The last time I got out through the windshield. That was the time I took off most of the fieshf' 6 Why was the giant Goliath very much astonished when David hit him with a stone ? Because such a thing had never entered his head before. Jim: How many soft boiled eggs could Robin Hood eat on an empty stomach P Jam: One, after that his stomach would not be empty. Conductor Cto hobos riding on trainj: f'NVhat are you doing on here ? Hobo: VVhy, we're drummers. Conductor: Oh, I see, you're beating your way. Dizzie Lizzie rocked the boat, Dizzie L-izzie couldn't float. Exit Lizzie- Funeral note. Is he a good chemist? asked the visitor, pointing to a young man cleaning up his desk after one of his most recent explosions. - Is he, replied the instructor. VVhy he has the acids eating right out of his hands.

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XVhat a pretty name your maid has l remarked the visitor. Oh, that isn't her real name, was the reply, we call her 'dawn' because she is always breaking. An Eastern college player was teaching some cowboys in the XVest how to play football. He eplained the rules and finished as follows: Remember, fellows, if you can't kick the ball, kick a man on the other side. Now let's get busy. 'VVhere's the ball? Never mind the ball! yelled one of the cowboys, let's start the game. That young politician is paying you marked attention, girlie. Um, yes. Another problem added to our girlish troubles. Eh what?,' J Is he after me or my vote ? Farmer: Don't you see that sign, 'Private, No Fishing Allowed? Fisherman: I never read anything marked 'Privatef Scout: VVhat instruments make foot notes P Scoutmaster: Shoe horns. Frosh frushing into libraryj : I want the life of Caesar. Librarian: Sorry, but Brutus beat you to it. Madam: Dora, why don't you remove those cobwebs ? Maid: Cobwebs! I thought 'twas part of the radio set. Mrs. Jones: 'Tve come to see you about my husband. He talks in his sleep. Doctor Smith: It's a very difficult habit to stop. Mrs. -Tones: But I don't want him to stop. I want him to talk more distinctly. Do you think I can use my voice? It might come in handy in case of fire. Slim: NVhen do you do your hardest work ? Fat: Before breakfast, always. Slim: VVhat do you do? Fat: Try to get out of bed.