Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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Jourreying on we saw Allen Brovn shining 31 mobiles on t e co PT of Fourth and ard le xas a 'amots c n Vaith, bu+ s rgers re b nned on lupittr espec a ly t ors Allen seems happy though, and greeted us wi n h s same old smil Asking Allen of the whereabouts of his old cronie, Jim Vermillion, he informed us that Jim and his wife, Betty Jo seoh, are proprietors of the Community Old Folks Home Their star boarders are James Gilbert and Harold Bixel, both re tired nov and occupying tleir time as bu ketweavers planet too, we proceeded to WMord Inc ,nithe long lost child of WFord Inc Hy which is operated and managed by the able Norman Shutt To our surprise we found that Jean Chidester is one of his grease monkeys, and we might add, the first, and probably the last woman to enter this occupation the backbone he d coach of we stopped at Not until we game vas brilliant one, ending in a tie, 2 to 2 After completing our inspection tour of the plant we heard that one of our old cla smates, Pete '1lliams,1s star ring in the mars vs Jupiter all star football game Pete is of the nlrs lar ud rs, while James Barnes is the Jupiter Jumpers On our way to the game, a 5 L lO dollar store to buy some sun glasses were ready to leave did ve discover that the store was owned by Mrs Ietty Fish 'e might add that the After the game ve decided to return to our rocket ship On the way we passed the ranch and stables of James Laibe, Esqu1re,the renowned inv ntor of the telephone that runs to you instead of you running to it He is now raising horses for a hobby He invited us into his club house to all of the trophies that his horses had won But we had more surprise in store for us, for over in the corner ve Diane McKinney shining her favorite saddle Upon asking S ky S66 One Saw her why she vas taking such good care of this particular item, she told us that it is the one that she always uses in the big races in which she rides J1m's horses Leaving Diane and Jim arguing over a new type of horse shoe, we returned to our Rocket Ship. Someone had left the viso-screen turned on and who should ve see but WJarring Jo the wrestler, Cthe former JoAnne Barnesl. Her manager is a retired vrestler also, Fill James. Bill had to retire be- cause every time he would get a hold on his opponent,the guy wouldn't hold still. Jo seems to be doing a fair Job of taking care of her opponent. The inspection tour being completed we began our jour- ney homeward. At the crossroads of the universe we were sur- prised and delighted to see Miss Arnold, who is director of h - fn- i ,, '- - Gr' l . Il, J . l 1. Ca:u if O -.,- ' ., 'L c a a ' ff' 2-, an -A i l . aux ' . -1 , ' L' .I -, , ,, ' Q u 4 ., . e. ' ' 'lg 1 ' ' , ' 'S r . Remembering that we hadtcacheck our investments on this I . A O Q . . . I S g N. . Q o D TWT . u I1 a- c I . I , V: We a e ' ' , ' ' ' P . A 4 'I 1 L 7 N A F . 1 n . Uv . c Y . . . u . . . A U g . . . ' ' e , A 0 - D ' A. Q ' . X. h . . . . . . . . .

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as we glanced inside we discovered that the 1 stands for Inskeep and the Q for Edwards, coaowners of this cafe, Their marquee advertises Fifi La Kohli, the only chorus girlwith chartreuse hair, and L'Mour Sandy,the only girl in captivity who can do the can-can to the music of Russ Loescher and his Cynical Six. Nearby we saw Sara Morganeastheir lady bouncer. Sitting at the next table we saw Galen Stoodt, playboy and casanova, having buried seven wives heis now considering his eighth one. We saw thzt he was dining with Norma Scalf, Miss Mars of l975, Norma still is retaining her Oklahoma drawl very nicely, Leaving the night club we immediately returned to our rocket ship, Discovering it needed fuel we stopped at Jack son A Push and family s Rocket Petrol station His wife is the forme Janice Carey Their sign says, NAnyth1ng You Want We Got, Ind If e haven't Got It,Vou D1dn't Need It Anyway U THURSDAY, MAY 29, 9 OO A M THIRD STOP Jupiter As we entered the hemisphere we tunedmxlour radio which brought forth a disc Jockey program under the able direction of Donna Bradshaw, our old pal from LHS Donna, out of the kindness of her heart, bought Chet Barber out of debtor's jail when his Rocket lrecking Company went bankrupt He now serves as her body guard His old cronie, Bud badertscher, is her financial advisor who takes care of her ten thousand dollar bills only Her program is interrupted by this news flash NThe city is on the alert for Dick WThe Dolln Arnold and his gun moll Normagean hCCOFm1Ck NThe Dolln has robbed MyrtonA Packer of his newest invention the Supersonic Radio Tube He is holding it for 1 ransom because it is not yet patented U Pfter this interruption we were getting all set to hear some of the newest mu ic to come from Jupiter, but gust as always, they take a few minutes to speak a word for the sponsor Donna's sponsor happened to be a perfume that was discovered by Tarbara hcNett and Jeannine Qtoo t lheir latest product is vhy Not, made from gold stardust and water from a rare specie of cactus grown in the waste lands of Jupiter They enclose a fine peralyz1ngray'gun with every bottle And wonder of all wonders, their chief sreller is none other than the honorable George Cox and Roper Kelley who are preparing to take of' in their ship to search for r Padertscher rengwned explorer and Mr Yoakam his hiei bottle holder and corker r Badertscher is hun n for a ne che l elemen+ vith wh ch to liven up his chemi l at Ja k onville University, which is locate t Juotter Poulevard Chief benefactor of the unive sity e H111 Louise Shobe who made mi lions from her automatic rocket washer . I 0 C ' J. A . T o . r' . 1 ' nv I . . L .. .L O A : . . I . ' 0 . . ,, . ' I O O A I , 1 a A 0 . 1 0 9 . . ,- ' 1 . . I . 6 , . . I H . 1 W ,I S. . . - A . . ' J - u - fi 4 M . ' n 4 n A ,, ,, . 5 4 . A 0 Ca. ' O - A1 , J O Departing from our rocket ship we saw Marilyn Klingler DV . D . .1 . ' 1 .L . .a . A , T . ., V H ,, , ' , . C - , In . ' ' T: 5. .V rt.: A, , I' 4 ' 14. O - f ,A ....1.a.C1 , , ., 1. 4. H . :try c asses c. s - J - ' ' ' ' tad a' 4951 'nic c , .. '- ' ar ' i. .' H '.' ' 'l ' , c Q J O

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traffic. She performs her duty in her allaplastic globe, whichis suspended in the atmosphere bythe jet roclebs under- neath. We waved gally at her and proceeded to our port of debarkationn LAST STOP: R10 de JBUSIPO, Earth. Having completed our inspection tour successfully, we signed our names to this document, the symbol of the enter- prising class of 1951. r Jie -611'-efw Iead tewardese f 1 ,4 fk4Lff',4,nf' f Jiffy StOCkhO1der A S I We, the Senior Class of 19al, havin re ched the end of our high school education, b6LDb of sound mind, nemorv and underetard ng, do name and nublisr thlS our last and final te tauent I, Marcla Connor, W 11 ng cheerleadino abllity to mover Mowery and De ey ohaffer I, Barbara orepherd 1 ll nj sllm figure to Baroara Kerske tor 1 dert che , 111 my ornerlneee o dfar Inskeep Jeannine ntoodt, 1111 blonde ralr to Cheatine St8ShllC Galen Stoodt, vill athletic ability to Barney Sanchez James Laibe, Nillmg love of the Vlr1sto Dale Joseph neinrart meter Ielley, 1117 xntellioence to John lllne Chard arnold V511 IJ 1oo'e to Illbur Suwne and Dean chols 1cred1th Bink1c,, 111 1 b111t5 p HL t o C r01 L rdw r 1 4i11cr1 xlght rccd, 1111 m s 1 nt o '7 , 1lch rd B kor, 1111 5 1 11nGe t IH H , 'xiii 'UA 1 . I I lo , ,6', ' ,1 Olde ' 0 'la , ffff , V,. I VA, 4 A f f f 1 1 - ' ' ...V ,' ,. n '.,.. T' ' ' 'A 'I ' ,gi-B . Aj C L S N L L 7 1 F 5 a 4 .. f ' f H . R J . 11 1 . . ' S rin Q 1 - vi .' P ' I D . .-4, 0 f . . 'A n . , vi .' 'I - ' , r. I, H11 J Wa s n r w . ' n- t L 1' d 0 O I, ' 1' my 1 L 1 ' l,. - H' k. I, ' 1 my t. I I, . ' 1 7 J. - ' L o I, Donna Bradshaw will mv sense of humor to Luella vs , U A dl I, I W ' T f v' 1 my T ' U Z' . I, Al .1 , 2. xr A A 1 y Ni,, . I, K, ' ' e' fn' '.y 3 ' ' .3 Q .ll 'e t I ,.c 'Tec I fc und Cln J a ' pr A n..n. I, D 'j, 1- v .y position ge c1a s pree'dc , t Don 'd oojd. I R' a 1 1 V m' son we o Hager Tl Llcr.