Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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as we glanced inside we discovered that the 1 stands for Inskeep and the Q for Edwards, coaowners of this cafe, Their marquee advertises Fifi La Kohli, the only chorus girlwith chartreuse hair, and L'Mour Sandy,the only girl in captivity who can do the can-can to the music of Russ Loescher and his Cynical Six. Nearby we saw Sara Morganeastheir lady bouncer. Sitting at the next table we saw Galen Stoodt, playboy and casanova, having buried seven wives heis now considering his eighth one. We saw thzt he was dining with Norma Scalf, Miss Mars of l975, Norma still is retaining her Oklahoma drawl very nicely, Leaving the night club we immediately returned to our rocket ship, Discovering it needed fuel we stopped at Jack son A Push and family s Rocket Petrol station His wife is the forme Janice Carey Their sign says, NAnyth1ng You Want We Got, Ind If e haven't Got It,Vou D1dn't Need It Anyway U THURSDAY, MAY 29, 9 OO A M THIRD STOP Jupiter As we entered the hemisphere we tunedmxlour radio which brought forth a disc Jockey program under the able direction of Donna Bradshaw, our old pal from LHS Donna, out of the kindness of her heart, bought Chet Barber out of debtor's jail when his Rocket lrecking Company went bankrupt He now serves as her body guard His old cronie, Bud badertscher, is her financial advisor who takes care of her ten thousand dollar bills only Her program is interrupted by this news flash NThe city is on the alert for Dick WThe Dolln Arnold and his gun moll Normagean hCCOFm1Ck NThe Dolln has robbed MyrtonA Packer of his newest invention the Supersonic Radio Tube He is holding it for 1 ransom because it is not yet patented U Pfter this interruption we were getting all set to hear some of the newest mu ic to come from Jupiter, but gust as always, they take a few minutes to speak a word for the sponsor Donna's sponsor happened to be a perfume that was discovered by Tarbara hcNett and Jeannine Qtoo t lheir latest product is vhy Not, made from gold stardust and water from a rare specie of cactus grown in the waste lands of Jupiter They enclose a fine peralyz1ngray'gun with every bottle And wonder of all wonders, their chief sreller is none other than the honorable George Cox and Roper Kelley who are preparing to take of' in their ship to search for r Padertscher rengwned explorer and Mr Yoakam his hiei bottle holder and corker r Badertscher is hun n for a ne che l elemen+ vith wh ch to liven up his chemi l at Ja k onville University, which is locate t Juotter Poulevard Chief benefactor of the unive sity e H111 Louise Shobe who made mi lions from her automatic rocket washer . I 0 C ' J. A . T o . r' . 1 ' nv I . . L .. .L O A : . . I . ' 0 . . ,, . ' I O O A I , 1 a A 0 . 1 0 9 . . ,- ' 1 . . I . 6 , . . I H . 1 W ,I S. . . - A . . ' J - u - fi 4 M . ' n 4 n A ,, ,, . 5 4 . A 0 Ca. ' O - A1 , J O Departing from our rocket ship we saw Marilyn Klingler DV . D . .1 . ' 1 .L . .a . A , T . ., V H ,, , ' , . C - , In . ' ' T: 5. .V rt.: A, , I' 4 ' 14. O - f ,A ....1.a.C1 , , ., 1. 4. H . :try c asses c. s - J - ' ' ' ' tad a' 4951 'nic c , .. '- ' ar ' i. .' H '.' ' 'l ' , c Q J O

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After biddlng farewell to Mlke, Barbara and Meredy de cided to pay a V1S1t to a nearby beauty shop, the nMademo1 selle LaFayette W As they entered they were greeted by Franco1s Schafer, who conducted them through the lounge 1nto the hair styllng department vhere they saw their old class presldent, P1erre Reed, ha1rstyl1st, the former Dwlghtieed Francols, otherwlse knovn to h1s frlends as Ronnie, demon strated a new faclal featuring Cosmo Cosmetics for women who have trled everythlng else Upon visiting our plant ve observed D1ck Baker, clad in the newest thlng 1n Mars Menswear, reclinlng 1n h1s ultra modern desk chair He was speaklng to his servlce manager and ch1ef rocket tester Don Black They were dlscussingthe new rocket NLHS Sl VEBNESDAY, MAY 28, 1975 OO P SECOND STOP Plutonia Pluto After complet1ng our tour of Mars we contlnued to Pluto on the second stage of our lnspection tour Our first stop was Pluton1a, the largest city on Pluto As we stepped off the ship we saw a large sign suggestlng that we take a short would be a good way to spend some of our lelsure t1me,we 1n quired at the nearby soda fountain where we could obtaln a good reliable gulde Ie were surprlsed to have h1m suggest two of our old classmates, Glenna Stoner and Katherlne Hawk Th1s seemed to be agreeable to everyone so we were soon on our way on the tour around Plutonla First placeof'1nterest was the c1ty museum vhere we saw an old '39 Chevy Somethlng about thls car seemed very fa mil1ar, but lt was not untll we saw Alberta Lee that we got the connectlon Thls was Alberta's green Chevy, yes, the same one that got the work out every Monday afternoon when about l2 or l3 persons vled for a seat wh1le on the1r way to ima Leaving Alberta to her memO1FS, our next stop on the tour was the city zoo There we saw Dor1s Longmeler trylng to keep her pet 6 legged sky horse satlsfled by feeding lt a new pet food called NKeepumcontented W Thls was lnvented by Sue McG1nnis who, since there are no horses on Pluto, has turned to sky horses for companionsh1p All th1s walklng has worn out my shoes, so we stopped off at Kathleen McCague's Jet Shoe Store She 15 ably assls had by her v1ce presldent 1n charge of brooms and cuspldors, Kline After gettingzavery good fit from Kathleen,we freshened up a blt, as we had decided to go out for the evening Just around the corner we found the WI and EW Bar and Grill, and A - .ov , . . ' . 2: . M. U : , O sight-seeing trip around this fair city. Thinking that this

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Jourreying on we saw Allen Brovn shining 31 mobiles on t e co PT of Fourth and ard le xas a 'amots c n Vaith, bu+ s rgers re b nned on lupittr espec a ly t ors Allen seems happy though, and greeted us wi n h s same old smil Asking Allen of the whereabouts of his old cronie, Jim Vermillion, he informed us that Jim and his wife, Betty Jo seoh, are proprietors of the Community Old Folks Home Their star boarders are James Gilbert and Harold Bixel, both re tired nov and occupying tleir time as bu ketweavers planet too, we proceeded to WMord Inc ,nithe long lost child of WFord Inc Hy which is operated and managed by the able Norman Shutt To our surprise we found that Jean Chidester is one of his grease monkeys, and we might add, the first, and probably the last woman to enter this occupation the backbone he d coach of we stopped at Not until we game vas brilliant one, ending in a tie, 2 to 2 After completing our inspection tour of the plant we heard that one of our old cla smates, Pete '1lliams,1s star ring in the mars vs Jupiter all star football game Pete is of the nlrs lar ud rs, while James Barnes is the Jupiter Jumpers On our way to the game, a 5 L lO dollar store to buy some sun glasses were ready to leave did ve discover that the store was owned by Mrs Ietty Fish 'e might add that the After the game ve decided to return to our rocket ship On the way we passed the ranch and stables of James Laibe, Esqu1re,the renowned inv ntor of the telephone that runs to you instead of you running to it He is now raising horses for a hobby He invited us into his club house to all of the trophies that his horses had won But we had more surprise in store for us, for over in the corner ve Diane McKinney shining her favorite saddle Upon asking S ky S66 One Saw her why she vas taking such good care of this particular item, she told us that it is the one that she always uses in the big races in which she rides J1m's horses Leaving Diane and Jim arguing over a new type of horse shoe, we returned to our Rocket Ship. Someone had left the viso-screen turned on and who should ve see but WJarring Jo the wrestler, Cthe former JoAnne Barnesl. Her manager is a retired vrestler also, Fill James. Bill had to retire be- cause every time he would get a hold on his opponent,the guy wouldn't hold still. Jo seems to be doing a fair Job of taking care of her opponent. The inspection tour being completed we began our jour- ney homeward. At the crossroads of the universe we were sur- prised and delighted to see Miss Arnold, who is director of h - fn- i ,, '- - Gr' l . Il, J . l 1. Ca:u if O -.,- ' ., 'L c a a ' ff' 2-, an -A i l . aux ' . -1 , ' L' .I -, , ,, ' Q u 4 ., . e. ' ' 'lg 1 ' ' , ' 'S r . Remembering that we hadtcacheck our investments on this I . A O Q . . . I S g N. . Q o D TWT . u I1 a- c I . I , V: We a e ' ' , ' ' ' P . A 4 'I 1 L 7 N A F . 1 n . Uv . c Y . . . u . . . A U g . . . ' ' e , A 0 - D ' A. Q ' . X. h . . . . . . . . .