Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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After biddlng farewell to Mlke, Barbara and Meredy de cided to pay a V1S1t to a nearby beauty shop, the nMademo1 selle LaFayette W As they entered they were greeted by Franco1s Schafer, who conducted them through the lounge 1nto the hair styllng department vhere they saw their old class presldent, P1erre Reed, ha1rstyl1st, the former Dwlghtieed Francols, otherwlse knovn to h1s frlends as Ronnie, demon strated a new faclal featuring Cosmo Cosmetics for women who have trled everythlng else Upon visiting our plant ve observed D1ck Baker, clad in the newest thlng 1n Mars Menswear, reclinlng 1n h1s ultra modern desk chair He was speaklng to his servlce manager and ch1ef rocket tester Don Black They were dlscussingthe new rocket NLHS Sl VEBNESDAY, MAY 28, 1975 OO P SECOND STOP Plutonia Pluto After complet1ng our tour of Mars we contlnued to Pluto on the second stage of our lnspection tour Our first stop was Pluton1a, the largest city on Pluto As we stepped off the ship we saw a large sign suggestlng that we take a short would be a good way to spend some of our lelsure t1me,we 1n quired at the nearby soda fountain where we could obtaln a good reliable gulde Ie were surprlsed to have h1m suggest two of our old classmates, Glenna Stoner and Katherlne Hawk Th1s seemed to be agreeable to everyone so we were soon on our way on the tour around Plutonla First placeof'1nterest was the c1ty museum vhere we saw an old '39 Chevy Somethlng about thls car seemed very fa mil1ar, but lt was not untll we saw Alberta Lee that we got the connectlon Thls was Alberta's green Chevy, yes, the same one that got the work out every Monday afternoon when about l2 or l3 persons vled for a seat wh1le on the1r way to ima Leaving Alberta to her memO1FS, our next stop on the tour was the city zoo There we saw Dor1s Longmeler trylng to keep her pet 6 legged sky horse satlsfled by feeding lt a new pet food called NKeepumcontented W Thls was lnvented by Sue McG1nnis who, since there are no horses on Pluto, has turned to sky horses for companionsh1p All th1s walklng has worn out my shoes, so we stopped off at Kathleen McCague's Jet Shoe Store She 15 ably assls had by her v1ce presldent 1n charge of brooms and cuspldors, Kline After gettingzavery good fit from Kathleen,we freshened up a blt, as we had decided to go out for the evening Just around the corner we found the WI and EW Bar and Grill, and A - .ov , . . ' . 2: . M. U : , O sight-seeing trip around this fair city. Thinking that this

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A ' ' H E The following are excerpts from the logbook of the roc ship, Tme Melody TUESDAY, MAY 27, 1975 12 OO P M, Leav1ng R10 de Jane1ro on an 1nspection tour of the branch off1cesof'the I P llnter Planetary Enterpr1se D I mend o1lot, Danny Mach1r my head stewardess, Meredf H K ey e Chlef sto K o Je n I P h Barbara sr set ou to check the 1nvestme ts on Mars, Pluto, and acl ter, TUVCLAAY, MA! 27, 12 lO P M FIPCI STOP Masonv1lle, Marsa Uoon our arr1val xe were met by a welcom1ng committee of thr e, among whom was the mayor of th1s fa1r metrowol1s, Chrl lason, for whom the c1ty 1S named. She 1S non r m os f 'or her third tern in Off1C6o She k1ndly conserted to ta our of the Clty The flPSt p are we stooped was the Mars Morgue le are greet Ty hl fhoolmate Marc1a Connor, who 1s proor tor fF1S fa tanll Pment ohe 18 attlred 1n har bla k xeated hfl ' We are lnterrupted by Le We m l11r renown t vho is burylng her frzeld lo t arruthez 1nt1dote for H3llSCT6pCOoHb1 fm n1t5 wnf 1 r ec on Charlotte, and whlch was a succ +0 na sed away from a common cold L 112 thms bUS1HPSb we came upon MISS Jump sell1ng assenkl J re cr ir Penhorwood's P111 Factory he seemed vemx e ad to see us, and 15 proudof'the fact that ve've done SO V 9.1.4. On the oppos te street corner we heard a barker adver t slno Lln A The samples are be1ng u1str1buted ' 1 am c n 1 self Mir1am got her lolmula for t 1 r o Q oz dxct from the label on an old bottle of ac Pew ngredlents she leazned 1n Fr Badert bf s H11 ass. Faltner o down the street we sp1edfrd1gpensing MQPYJUS or Port Vfr F10 e so ov ar ' t s u n v OUYSDV 1 no e o an Leonard There H1s lnv H o o cle mac th o n ve e. You Ju a D1C 1 ot cren y L and the maah1ne does the r t ent for 2 d1p 1U MIKE Chl1G' soda Jater lake t e 11 gent or HIS af er 1 n nt says, HA Ref1ewh1ng S1 w h PV6Iy Dlp els! 1 . V O : O . . . . 44 , . Q , . , ...x o 0 l-ll n Z , , . . . Q .w.- Q 4 , . I -I l 1 .. .4 h .-1' '. ., .. - ' 1 . 1 -, ' 1 -5' , ,L l.. ahonh C A Mr. 1 .. . . shew. d. . a , . .l. ' '4 VY, 1 : ... , . .I A vs. -.1-A L .L 1 'X ' 0 . W.. . 9 Ag 1 ,1 . , I and I A . H . A r O I Q t Q, . , . L 'L -Till TV. . . . ' .a A A .. . . . ' . ' , ' ' . A:...Og1L14Q 1 1 ,zu bf- ,V ,, , 4- ' 1.1: eu- 0-1 Q.. .1 0 . i V , H .. 1 -.. 4 1 A ' .1 ,J , . . . ' ,. C ' ' 4 D ca J o c.l .-. . . . I .-- , of f. ' 5.11 Lf fl' J E--4 , c F A ' ' . v 1 C. . ,-., , . , ,, tlpnts : H, 4.,s,f Q- . 5,51 More if U .74 F3J5-Q1s J ' , '-1 Vos?- 4- A '. - In--vfrqf. -. Q -' ' 1 ' .La lv .1 fn- .,,wfJ T 1, ' ..-' ' 'lCiS. 1:5 file t'i. A I-Ot .. . . , 'V -,.- . . ',x:J',yw ufla-x .LLM 1, I , .1 V Q ox : . . . Q . . --1-iv A .J f , 1 A J '1 I ,, , 1 l food p lls an the street corner. She lS an employee on the . . : o 'r - C' -.L, 'L Q - Q u .. -..I 'NL I V ' so A R., . :L 4 '- . . ..1 . .. . 1 f -B h's CuxeM.ll.- Q ' 4 by Minis darrirgto lor . U ' 1 - ' ' h's 1Lg:cu1tu- .'oo1- . W.. I , J . . . HA noel i, 2 e ,. 1 F ' L . n Sc.. r ' c .g,::t:gf al. . 1 A Y' 3 . . ' - v -.n. , 1 a n , , . , . , N A N , . K f . or-1 pigs. the N9-le and QU C lk, Th, le ll, Q , Q ' U 1 'Y' J Q o- n1. u1P,fm5-H1 c MA j s n the: thi my f ..c1 . ' - -,, , , , A' ' -, , .. .. :- . .. . ' ' 515' ul .Jrl I V ff, 1 .JI 1 .. JEKCTIL- .. 4. uff' i t . l - - l -V1 . ,I .FA , -. ,L 1 ' - ?o1 lA tue rl' , ,, owl usa., . 1 Q '- Y Lfxlkl ' M A . . . . , 1 N-11: 1-.3 .'.f . , ,' . . 1. -' , ,. . h fr ft .1is?s. ' , rg t':e.e ' P '1 'p it 1 c-' .N

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as we glanced inside we discovered that the 1 stands for Inskeep and the Q for Edwards, coaowners of this cafe, Their marquee advertises Fifi La Kohli, the only chorus girlwith chartreuse hair, and L'Mour Sandy,the only girl in captivity who can do the can-can to the music of Russ Loescher and his Cynical Six. Nearby we saw Sara Morganeastheir lady bouncer. Sitting at the next table we saw Galen Stoodt, playboy and casanova, having buried seven wives heis now considering his eighth one. We saw thzt he was dining with Norma Scalf, Miss Mars of l975, Norma still is retaining her Oklahoma drawl very nicely, Leaving the night club we immediately returned to our rocket ship, Discovering it needed fuel we stopped at Jack son A Push and family s Rocket Petrol station His wife is the forme Janice Carey Their sign says, NAnyth1ng You Want We Got, Ind If e haven't Got It,Vou D1dn't Need It Anyway U THURSDAY, MAY 29, 9 OO A M THIRD STOP Jupiter As we entered the hemisphere we tunedmxlour radio which brought forth a disc Jockey program under the able direction of Donna Bradshaw, our old pal from LHS Donna, out of the kindness of her heart, bought Chet Barber out of debtor's jail when his Rocket lrecking Company went bankrupt He now serves as her body guard His old cronie, Bud badertscher, is her financial advisor who takes care of her ten thousand dollar bills only Her program is interrupted by this news flash NThe city is on the alert for Dick WThe Dolln Arnold and his gun moll Normagean hCCOFm1Ck NThe Dolln has robbed MyrtonA Packer of his newest invention the Supersonic Radio Tube He is holding it for 1 ransom because it is not yet patented U Pfter this interruption we were getting all set to hear some of the newest mu ic to come from Jupiter, but gust as always, they take a few minutes to speak a word for the sponsor Donna's sponsor happened to be a perfume that was discovered by Tarbara hcNett and Jeannine Qtoo t lheir latest product is vhy Not, made from gold stardust and water from a rare specie of cactus grown in the waste lands of Jupiter They enclose a fine peralyz1ngray'gun with every bottle And wonder of all wonders, their chief sreller is none other than the honorable George Cox and Roper Kelley who are preparing to take of' in their ship to search for r Padertscher rengwned explorer and Mr Yoakam his hiei bottle holder and corker r Badertscher is hun n for a ne che l elemen+ vith wh ch to liven up his chemi l at Ja k onville University, which is locate t Juotter Poulevard Chief benefactor of the unive sity e H111 Louise Shobe who made mi lions from her automatic rocket washer . I 0 C ' J. A . T o . r' . 1 ' nv I . . L .. .L O A : . . I . ' 0 . . ,, . ' I O O A I , 1 a A 0 . 1 0 9 . . ,- ' 1 . . I . 6 , . . I H . 1 W ,I S. . . - A . . ' J - u - fi 4 M . ' n 4 n A ,, ,, . 5 4 . A 0 Ca. ' O - A1 , J O Departing from our rocket ship we saw Marilyn Klingler DV . D . .1 . ' 1 .L . .a . A , T . ., V H ,, , ' , . C - , In . ' ' T: 5. .V rt.: A, , I' 4 ' 14. O - f ,A ....1.a.C1 , , ., 1. 4. H . :try c asses c. s - J - ' ' ' ' tad a' 4951 'nic c , .. '- ' ar ' i. .' H '.' ' 'l ' , c Q J O