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JOKES An evangelist, after a long exhortation, demanded that all members of the congregation who wanted to- go to heaven should stand up. Everyone rose except one man. HNhat!H cried the evangelist. nDon't you want to go to heaven?n HNot immediately,N he replied. Q29 Youne Lady: nAnother week over! Thank goodness, we can sleep on Sunday. What time do you get up on Sunday?H Other Young Lady: HOh, I have to get up early. You sec, my mum's religious, so I have to get up early and take the milk off the steps so the neighbors won't know she's still inbedy eeaeseeeeeeeeseeeeee Friend: USO new you and your son are carrying on the 'P business to3ether.H Owner: nNot exactly, I run the business and my son does the carrying on.H eeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee nI'm a self-made man.H NYou're lucky. I'm the revised work of a wife and three daughters.u eeeeeeaeeeeeeeesaee: ' nDear, may I have S10 for a poor cripple?n nSure,n replied her husband, impressed by hor earnest tone, nwho is it, and where is he crippled?n nIE's me,u she explained, wand I'm crippled in my fi- nances! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeae A man, upon-opening his icebox one morning, foundto his amazement a live rabbit. HNhat are you doing here?U asked the man. nIsn't this a WestinGhouse?U answered the rabbit. NY n D es. Hwy H Vell, I'm 'westinq.' N eeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeee UNow, children,n said the teacher, ncan anyone tell me the meanining of 'unaware'?u P A tiny hand waved frantically in the air. HPlease, mum, unaware is what you put on first and take off last. JLiL3LJi.JL..ZL.JLJL2LJL n n nf A n fx A n n ' Mother: nDon't you want to be the kind of girl ythat people look up to?n' Daughter: HNo, I want to be the kind that people look around at. aeieeeeeeeaeeeeeeeee Teacher: Give me a sentence with an object.n Qgyz HTeacher, you are very beautiful.n Teacher: HWhat is the object?n Egyz UA good mark.n
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Lela found her brother Carl in the barn. He was shaking his pet rabbit and saying: HFIve and Five! How much is five and five?U nCarln, his sister demanded, 'what are syou doing?U nVhyH, Carl exclaimed, uMr. Kreglow told' us that rabbits multiply rapidly, but this dumb-bunny can't even addln eeeeeseeeeeeeeeeesae Mr. Packer had been lecturing his class, stressing that we are in this world to help others. Aftcr considering this for some time Ronald Conway raised his hand and then asked soborlyy HNhat are the others here for?N aeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeees Student-What kind of pie is this supposed to be--apple or peach? Cayton--Nhat does it taste like? Student-Glue! ' Cayton--Then lt's apple. The peach tastes like putty, eseeeseeeeaeaeeeeeee Buzz Bowyer KTo Traffic Coplg This jeep broke through the German lines in africa, Sicily, and France, and you expect it to stop for a rod light! ' 'Kr.Bassett was lecturing his son Jim, who likes fto sleep latog nVhen I was your age, I got up every morning at six, walked ten miles with my dog and thought nothing of it.n HVel1 Dada replied Jim, HI don't think much of it either.n eeceeeeeeeaeeseeeeee It seems that Hugh Long arrived home, from a ratherwild evening, quite late. After much deliberation, Hugh, who was afraid of waking his parents, paused at the kitchen'and tied all the 8ots,pans and trays he could find to a rope, Hethen proceeds upstairs, dragging the rope behind him, andmutter- lng happily, HThey'll never hear me in all this raeket.u eeaeeeeeeseeceefeeee Mick Treglia was at the perfume counter buying some perfume for his girl. ' nNow here's one,n said the clerk,' ucalled i'Perhaps.' It's Q55 an ounce.v Thirty-fivedollarsn exclaimedMick, Hfor thirty-five dollars I don't want 'Perhaps.' I want 'Sure.'u EHHHS-TH!-41-QHS-26 I'm off of girls, they cheat and lie, they prey on us males 'till the day we dieg they tease and torment, and drive us to sin, say, who was that blond that just walked in? --John-Guyguy eeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeae Miss Jump: nlt gives me great pleasure to give you 801 on your test, Bud.n ' Bud Boop: nWhy don't you give me 1005 andreally enjoy your- se1f?U eeeeeseeeeeeeeesaeee According to unofficialsources, a newsimplified income- tax from contains only four lines: 1. Nhat was your income for the year: 2. What were your ex- penses? 5. How much have you left? 4. Send it in.
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