Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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KEY TO THE PICTURES Rosie and Max 28. Elmer B. Run out of clothes, kids? 29. Juniors Cute pose, eh. 50. 'Tis Christmas Jimmy 51. Dick H. Freshies 52. Well, Nolan hold her What hap ened to the hand. knee, Spginter? 55. Ted Dick P. 54. nBlondien Landes Waiting for someone? 55. Dale Gladys 56. Harold Going somewhere, Jean? 57. Pals Esther 58. Nice view, eh Ted? Where did you get that 59. Struttin' her stuff sleek body, Leta? 40. Ed Vic 41. Buck and Sturdy My, my how you've grown 42. Ruthie Vic. 45. Our old home-economics Sun bathing baby teacher UEloH North 44. Our genius Cal 45. Betty Jean P. Why so sour, Clara? 46. Mary S. HShortyn W. 47. Catchin' flies, Buck Freshie 48. Mertis Gabby G. 49. Georgia Cox Look at those legs 50. Libby Cled 51. LaFayette vs. Harrod Look out below for the Yea Ken! Get that tip snowball. 52. Watch that Mick! Bud Early 55. 'Bert A. Betty F. 54. Legs!!! 27. Dot S. CHUCKLES The judge Qsternlylz UWe1l, what's youradibi forspeed- ing sixty miles an hour through the residence se:tion?n The Victim: NI had just heard, your honor, ladies of my wife's church were giving a rummage was hurrying home to save my other pair of pants. that the sale and I aeeeeeaeaaeseeeeeees Teacher: nCharlie, what does your father do when he finds anythin. wrong with his car?U bawls Ma Out.H eseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the black eye?H -- and was struck by the beautyfof the p1ace.n ' -!HHHH! X'4HHH!--25 B111: fgtruthfullyl Ho Moe: Uwhere did you get Uoez HI went to a dance

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JOKES An evangelist, after a long exhortation, demanded that all members of the congregation who wanted to- go to heaven should stand up. Everyone rose except one man. HNhat!H cried the evangelist. nDon't you want to go to heaven?n HNot immediately,N he replied. Q29 Youne Lady: nAnother week over! Thank goodness, we can sleep on Sunday. What time do you get up on Sunday?H Other Young Lady: HOh, I have to get up early. You sec, my mum's religious, so I have to get up early and take the milk off the steps so the neighbors won't know she's still inbedy eeaeseeeeeeeeseeeeee Friend: USO new you and your son are carrying on the 'P business to3ether.H Owner: nNot exactly, I run the business and my son does the carrying on.H eeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee nI'm a self-made man.H NYou're lucky. I'm the revised work of a wife and three daughters.u eeeeeeaeeeeeeeesaee: ' nDear, may I have S10 for a poor cripple?n nSure,n replied her husband, impressed by hor earnest tone, nwho is it, and where is he crippled?n nIE's me,u she explained, wand I'm crippled in my fi- nances! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeae A man, upon-opening his icebox one morning, foundto his amazement a live rabbit. HNhat are you doing here?U asked the man. nIsn't this a WestinGhouse?U answered the rabbit. NY n D es. Hwy H Vell, I'm 'westinq.' N eeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeee UNow, children,n said the teacher, ncan anyone tell me the meanining of 'unaware'?u P A tiny hand waved frantically in the air. HPlease, mum, unaware is what you put on first and take off last. JLiL3LJi.JL..ZL.JLJL2LJL n n nf A n fx A n n ' Mother: nDon't you want to be the kind of girl ythat people look up to?n' Daughter: HNo, I want to be the kind that people look around at. aeieeeeeeeaeeeeeeeee Teacher: Give me a sentence with an object.n Qgyz HTeacher, you are very beautiful.n Teacher: HWhat is the object?n Egyz UA good mark.n