Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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a picture in an art gallery inRome of snow-capped mountains, Satan comes to realize he has never seen snow. Naturally, because it is so hot in his kingdom the snow cannot :erm there. ' We decided to take a trip into Northern Sweden and upon arriving we found a greet ski-jumper, Mr. Yoakam. After singing a little song with Mr. Yoakam we venture on to Mad- rid, Spsrn, where we see the unique form of the great woman bull-fipbter, Phyllis lutz. Leaving the bullefight we jour- ney to darkest Africa where we find the devotedmissionafies, Joan Landes, and Esther Guthrie. How that we have visited all of Bill's old friends outside of the United States we decide to return to the United States by plane. .Boarding a plane for the states we recognized thepilot and eo-pilot to be Ed Stoodt and Dick Phillips. Talking to Dick and Ed for a while, we find ourselves a seat and flnd that the hostess is none other than Gladys Aldrich. Arriving in New Yhrk Bill decided to take a train back to LaFayette, Ohio. Boarding the train we find the kind conductor to be Frank Ruhlen. Getting off at the Grand Central Station in LaFayettewe sec the large LaFayette School building surrounded by hun- drudsof cars. Curious to know the cause, we enter theschool building and into the auditoriuw where we see the great coach, Norman Bixel, who has just beaten Elida by the terri- fic score of 771-l. Giving Coach Blmol our congratulations, we start to leave the building and are stopped by two of Bill's old Classmates, Alberta Amstutz and Betty Fleming,who are teachers of history and English,respectively. Bidding these two teachers a happy vocation we emerge from theschool building and see a little old gray-hairedman with a canewhom we barely recognize as hr. badertscher. as we are on our way to Indiana, where we have heard Mrs. Kosher is giving her exhibitions on the correct way to type, we have the greatexperience of a tire blowing out. We drive to a near-by garagewhere we find the expert mechanic, Vic Breneman. When Vic has finished his superb job we jour- ney en to Huntington, Indiana,and listen attentively to Mrs. Mosher's great typing lecture. Towards the end of her lec- ture she has her assistants-Mary Jane Ward. Nanata Rans- bottom, and Betty Lou North-show the correct way to type by speeding along at the wonderful rate of 224 words a minute. Jatching the expert typists for a while we journey pn to Hollywood, California where Kiss Jump and Mr. Cox are giving the great Shakespearean tragedy Macbethu which is drawing millions of people weekly. After being thrilled by the great acting we leave the theatre'and walk do n Holly- wood B6u1BV8Pd,l where we see a sign advertising the great

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tiful strains of stage and radio, Betty Rundio, is making ,her first ,preview in the wonderful new hit, UGone With aveqyuninggnr ' Finally, ob we journey on to outside a side- giving out with the V tainine her okay on the good deeds of Bill, that happy, frollcking Coney Island. Just show is the yuwfessional caller, Bud Boop, common showman's ability HHurry!ll Hurry!!! Hurry!!! See the great sword-swallowerln The Angel never seeing the sight of the gr lion. , Upon leavin enter into the Gause and Lois Nerling. The Angel seeing this rushes us out the door where we see a heavily f chair where si Doris Kiracofe. we leave her to top of the great of the main mast trapeze artists, as we leave voice calling N my Key Hole! As one and only Ken his beautiful si sword-swallower decides to enter and upon eat wizard recognizes him as Harold Vermil- mistake and irls, Viola vulgar duet .irenagieded ts the terrific fat lady, of 1947 pounds as it is time for her 25th meal of the day, sup her porridge and travel off to the big carnival. Here we find, perched at the top of the tent, the sensational, magnificent Dick Kersker, and Mertis Hackworth. 3, we go out the wrong door by harem of the beautiful dancing 3 this fine exhibition Bill hears a familiar Key Holelll Tey Hole!!! Everybody look into we draw nearer the sound, we recognize the ny Schick, who exercises, between his calls, nging voice. Walking along the beautiful board-walk we hear thebeau- the popular 1960 hit nDon't Smear Your lLip- stick All Over My Face.n As we approach the great open-air dance hall we recognize Dill's old classmate, Nolan Younk- man, as the leader of the band. At this time his star trum- pet player, Cledith Long, is playing a beautiful solo. Rambling on, Bill feels a need for some recreational amusement. He decides to navigate his spiritual soul and body in the ever popular Dodge-em cars. As Bill buys his ticket he recognizes the attendant as Reverend M. A. Packer. After an enjoyable ride on one of these so-called cars, Bill is naturally hungry again. So we visit the combination het- dog, hamburger, and cotton candy bar, counter-propricted by Joe and Lela Epp, formerly known as Miss Lola Joseph. We leave Coney Island to beard a luxury liner to Paris where we have heard the great doctor, Jim Bassett, is per- forming daily the great medical feats of all times. Coming aboard the ship, we meet the captain, Bud Early, who bids Bill and his companions a pleasant voyage. After having a short talk with Doctor Bassett in Paris we journey down to Home where we find the inventor of the extra-ordinary new Italian spaghetti, Vernon Adams. Seeing

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crooner and swooner, Dale Amstutz and Janet Stoner, innFor- ever Yellown lmodernized version of Forever Amberl produced by Mr. Kreglow and 'directed by Mr. Bixel. Where did Mr. Kreglew get all hismoney? Why--from a new seed which quick- ly sprouts into a thrashing machine within only three weeks time. ' , Heading towards Salt Lake City where that sinfing cow- boy, Elmer Bible, is proprietor of a Longhorn cattle ranch we approach Las Vegas. Approvimately three miles this side of Las Vegas we see the dazzling lights of a sign adver- tising the Fisher and Hall Nightclub. As Bill's hunger has caught up with him again, as it always does about every three or four minutes, we step into the hainbow Room where we see the proprietresses, Charlene Hall, and Libby Fisher. To our right we sec non other than, Jean Miller, checking hats upon hats. . At the end of our meal we find that the club is being raided by the police and Bill rushes towards the back en- trance where he finds Mrs. Cox cooking her favorite 'meal nChicken-Ah-La-CoX.u Her assistant, Betty Parks, is just taking an apple pie out of the oven which is burnt and we mean burnt. Leaving this club we journey on to Salt Lake City where we visit Elmer, who is just milking his cows. After a drink of his pure jersey milk we walk down the street to dear old Salt Lake City where we come to the famous Mormon Church whose pastor is Dan Reed. We find that Dan and his divine chorister, Dorothy Sterling, are holding an old-fashioned revival meeting. Bill looks over his list of old friends and finds that he has only one more person to see, the prin- cipal of his old school, Mr. Hager. Bill asks Dan of the whereabouts of Mr. Hager. Dan told Bill that the last time he had seen or heard of him, he was a middleqweight ,boxing champion in Mexico City. The three spiritual beings, Bill, Angel, and Satan quickly transform themselves through the super-natural waves of Mexico City. Here we see Mr. Hager poundinw away earnestly on his punching bag. We must soon leave, however, because of the terrific vibration. The journey complete, the three super-natural spirits glide through the either waves to the location ofBi11!s ghastly mishap. During ourjourney back we suddenly remember we have not written any of the answers to the question of Bill's hereafter. Therefore, Angel and Safan, not knowing what to do with Bill, they enter into an argument once more. Bill suggests that they let him live for gnnethnr 'twenty years or so. after a brief discussion the two spirits, be- coming disgusted,decide that this is the best way out. Thus Bi11's spirit enters back into his body just as the rescue party finds -the wreck. Soon, an ambulance carries him away to a hospital where he recovers rapidly.