Lafayette Jackson High School - Golden Memories Yearbook (Lafayette, OH)

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tiful strains of stage and radio, Betty Rundio, is making ,her first ,preview in the wonderful new hit, UGone With aveqyuninggnr ' Finally, ob we journey on to outside a side- giving out with the V tainine her okay on the good deeds of Bill, that happy, frollcking Coney Island. Just show is the yuwfessional caller, Bud Boop, common showman's ability HHurry!ll Hurry!!! Hurry!!! See the great sword-swallowerln The Angel never seeing the sight of the gr lion. , Upon leavin enter into the Gause and Lois Nerling. The Angel seeing this rushes us out the door where we see a heavily f chair where si Doris Kiracofe. we leave her to top of the great of the main mast trapeze artists, as we leave voice calling N my Key Hole! As one and only Ken his beautiful si sword-swallower decides to enter and upon eat wizard recognizes him as Harold Vermil- mistake and irls, Viola vulgar duet .irenagieded ts the terrific fat lady, of 1947 pounds as it is time for her 25th meal of the day, sup her porridge and travel off to the big carnival. Here we find, perched at the top of the tent, the sensational, magnificent Dick Kersker, and Mertis Hackworth. 3, we go out the wrong door by harem of the beautiful dancing 3 this fine exhibition Bill hears a familiar Key Holelll Tey Hole!!! Everybody look into we draw nearer the sound, we recognize the ny Schick, who exercises, between his calls, nging voice. Walking along the beautiful board-walk we hear thebeau- the popular 1960 hit nDon't Smear Your lLip- stick All Over My Face.n As we approach the great open-air dance hall we recognize Dill's old classmate, Nolan Younk- man, as the leader of the band. At this time his star trum- pet player, Cledith Long, is playing a beautiful solo. Rambling on, Bill feels a need for some recreational amusement. He decides to navigate his spiritual soul and body in the ever popular Dodge-em cars. As Bill buys his ticket he recognizes the attendant as Reverend M. A. Packer. After an enjoyable ride on one of these so-called cars, Bill is naturally hungry again. So we visit the combination het- dog, hamburger, and cotton candy bar, counter-propricted by Joe and Lela Epp, formerly known as Miss Lola Joseph. We leave Coney Island to beard a luxury liner to Paris where we have heard the great doctor, Jim Bassett, is per- forming daily the great medical feats of all times. Coming aboard the ship, we meet the captain, Bud Early, who bids Bill and his companions a pleasant voyage. After having a short talk with Doctor Bassett in Paris we journey down to Home where we find the inventor of the extra-ordinary new Italian spaghetti, Vernon Adams. Seeing

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To Mr. Hager, our sympathy for signing excuse blanks. To Mr. Packer, all our jokes'to tell future students. To Mr. Bixel, all thequietness that Bud Boop always presents. To Mr. Fellers, all our good looking nlrls. To Mr. Cox, all our talkativeness in study hall. To Mr. Kreglow, all our sleepless nights for your tests. To Mr. Yoakam, we leave the best of everjthin . To Miss Jump, all our ability to get our Englfsh and govern- ment asslgnments in on time. To Mrs. Mosher, all our poor excuses to get out of class. To Mrs. Cox, all our ways of sneaking up in the nchow-line.U To the Junior Class we leave the privilege of publishing the next annual. ' To the cooks we leave the task of keeping the 'seniors of 1948 good and healthy. - To the janltors, the seniors leave all the carved-up desks, chalk dust, erasers on the floor, gum on the seats, and any other dirt they can find. In Testimony Whereof, we have to this, our last willand testament subscribed our name and affixed our seal, the last day of school, in the year of our Lord, one thousand-nine hundred and forty-seven. Sighvdi .Mary Jane Ward Utcter.Brenaman Doris'Kinao6fe CLASS PROPHECY The year is 1930. Aboard a plane heading for the great HOrange Bowln in Miami, Florida is the greatest of all great football stars, the great half-back Bill Hall of the renown- ed Cleveland Browns. But wait! The motor sputters--and the plane starts to fall. Down! Down! Down into the stony Appa- lachian Mountains. Then the crash! And on the ground lays our hero--half-back B111 Hall., Immediately appears an Angel and the old horn-swaggled Satan, himself. These two unearthly creatures fall into an ungodly argument as to the status of the great Hall. To be above or to be below? That is thequestion. Finally,nmither Angel nor Satan making their point, they decide, after sug- gestions from our star half-back, to visit all the friends and earthly acquaintances that he had in his life before, Starting on our journey we find that even the super- natural beings crave to havoy their stomachs filled, so we visit a near-by store and who should we find but the prom- inent mcrchant and his wife, Theodore and Mary McCague, for- merly known as Miss Mary Sterling. n Having quenched our spiritual and physlcal'hungers, we ramble on to the city of New York where the great star of

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a picture in an art gallery inRome of snow-capped mountains, Satan comes to realize he has never seen snow. Naturally, because it is so hot in his kingdom the snow cannot :erm there. ' We decided to take a trip into Northern Sweden and upon arriving we found a greet ski-jumper, Mr. Yoakam. After singing a little song with Mr. Yoakam we venture on to Mad- rid, Spsrn, where we see the unique form of the great woman bull-fipbter, Phyllis lutz. Leaving the bullefight we jour- ney to darkest Africa where we find the devotedmissionafies, Joan Landes, and Esther Guthrie. How that we have visited all of Bill's old friends outside of the United States we decide to return to the United States by plane. .Boarding a plane for the states we recognized thepilot and eo-pilot to be Ed Stoodt and Dick Phillips. Talking to Dick and Ed for a while, we find ourselves a seat and flnd that the hostess is none other than Gladys Aldrich. Arriving in New Yhrk Bill decided to take a train back to LaFayette, Ohio. Boarding the train we find the kind conductor to be Frank Ruhlen. Getting off at the Grand Central Station in LaFayettewe sec the large LaFayette School building surrounded by hun- drudsof cars. Curious to know the cause, we enter theschool building and into the auditoriuw where we see the great coach, Norman Bixel, who has just beaten Elida by the terri- fic score of 771-l. Giving Coach Blmol our congratulations, we start to leave the building and are stopped by two of Bill's old Classmates, Alberta Amstutz and Betty Fleming,who are teachers of history and English,respectively. Bidding these two teachers a happy vocation we emerge from theschool building and see a little old gray-hairedman with a canewhom we barely recognize as hr. badertscher. as we are on our way to Indiana, where we have heard Mrs. Kosher is giving her exhibitions on the correct way to type, we have the greatexperience of a tire blowing out. We drive to a near-by garagewhere we find the expert mechanic, Vic Breneman. When Vic has finished his superb job we jour- ney en to Huntington, Indiana,and listen attentively to Mrs. Mosher's great typing lecture. Towards the end of her lec- ture she has her assistants-Mary Jane Ward. Nanata Rans- bottom, and Betty Lou North-show the correct way to type by speeding along at the wonderful rate of 224 words a minute. Jatching the expert typists for a while we journey pn to Hollywood, California where Kiss Jump and Mr. Cox are giving the great Shakespearean tragedy Macbethu which is drawing millions of people weekly. After being thrilled by the great acting we leave the theatre'and walk do n Holly- wood B6u1BV8Pd,l where we see a sign advertising the great