Lafayette College - Melange Yearbook (Easton, PA)

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-ffm-Qt' THE IYIELFNNGE l92l mt-1-MM fi. ,. , fl - --l- LQ i . -- -f .1 ', 5:1 , fbi -- M WILLIAM HARVEY ALBRIOHT r ,xg KLAIR LONG ARMSTRONG ME. A B HAMPTON, N. J. .Sigma Chi. Well, Well! Here he is, feast your eyes on him while you may. This quiet, reticent chap -is always to be found in the seats of learning. for he makes it a rule never to miss a class. Early in his college career he became devoted to the library, but soon extended the field to cover wine, women, and song. Most of his leisure time is spent in the Hydraulics lab testing the fluidity of water, well anyway he used to be quite sober. lt is not hard to pre- dict a great future for him for he is always found in the front row, whether it is in his engineering classes or at the latest burlesque. Harvey is quite a bear with the women and when he steps on the floor and starts to do the shimmey and the toddle all look on with amazement, for this is wondrous to behold. He is well known about the campus, not noisy, for you must know that it is one of his maxims that still waters run deep . Though his future plans are nebulous, his friends wish him as much and more success in life than he has attained in college. , COATESVILLE, PA. junior Class Secretary: Y. M. C. A. Cabinelg Melange Board: Peale Club, Prose Club: Arrow. Well, l. D. Klair Armstrong! What a name and what a fellow! Army Grst gained fame in college due to his wrestling with Greek. lt was also due to his efforts that a certain Pro- fessor of Greek was forced to seek a haven of refuge where he might be safe from the well- meant threats and well-aimed bricks of the too-hard-worked college boys. Army is one of the ministerials that our class is afflicted with, and we only hope that he turns out better than we think he will. Army comes from a town where they burn Ham's descendants at the stake, conse- quently, Army has developed a taste for music. After studying music at O'Hay's for two years he can now play the slot machine all night and never win a nickel. l-le never bothers the girls, but just the same he has had a telephone installed in his room, but whether for local or long distance we cannot say. Army is an Arrow and is usually darting hither and thither, but up to date the only things he has hit are the new Arrow pledges. Thirty-seven

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mifim ll w w T T iiiigi-t,,,m I S ,. fini f ..-g-ii 'ri THE MEIBNGE l92l . . . I In 4 .. nl 'l I 1 ffl :aa lil' 0 .i alfa., . l i DUDLEY CLIFTON AGAR CHE. Nisxvmuc, N. nl. Chi Phi. lt's all l have, take it, if you can use it you are welcome to it. lt doesnt much matter whether it's the shirt off his back or his last cigarette or just a little bit of fatherly advice, Dud will come crashing through with whatever he's got for almost anyone. His stay here on our little hill has been rather an interesting one. He came back this year to graduate after a brief sojourn at the University of Cincinnati, and a year in the aviation service as a Louie with gold bars and a real airship and everything. Thats the only thing Dud doesn't talk about, but on every other subject he makes Black- stone, Hoyle and some of those other Hams look like a back number of the Easton-journal. He knows life, does the Thug, has seen it from all its viewpoints. A real session-you know the kind that ought never to start with- out two or three shovels-is never complete without the Thug. He somehow brought that back from his stay in the West. VICTOR ALBRECHT CH. New Yoizit CiTY, N. Y. Omega Delta Phi. Cross Counlry 1018-IOIO,' Track Team, 1918-19195 Lyra Board, IQZOQ Cayley Chem- ical Society. Ladies and Gents, if you will kindly step to the next platform, I will present to you Victor Guzzlem Albrecht, the last of the human anacondas left among us. His gastro- nomic capabilities are absolutely without an equal: even the most ferocious oyster trem- bles at his approach. His favorite expression is We love to eat and eat to love . Vie's only worries are when he is going to eat and when he is going to get married. This young man holds all endurance records for the dis- tance between Belfast fnot lrelandj and Easton. On any Sunday evening he may be seen ploughing up the roads-Belfast bound. Vic once ran wtih Bruce's aggregation, but gave up that pleasure in favor of hiking. Cheer up, old man, it is a funny course in Chemistry that never has any obnoxious odors. Thirty-six

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W l l ' TH E isa ii LANG E isizi 1i.. Tl' 2 k illilil n ga: ll 'ii Mm JULIUS F. D. BAUERMAN CHE. ELIZABETH, N. J. Cayley Chemical Socielyg Lieutenant R. 0, T. C.g Class W'reslIing. Julius is a donation from Elizabeth, N. J., and may be called the hermit of Cayley Hall. He is in the lab all day long glancing into beakers from which come the worst smells imaginable. Another one of his pastimes is to boil water and count, then measure the bubbles with calipers. Russ Erb suggested that he install his desk and bed in Jimmy De- Long's office. He recently wrote an article in the Easton Journal entitled Who hung the pie on the hatrack and blamed it on the eat 7 Julius tells us how the fairer sex go wild over him, but as yet we have not caught him with the goods. XVe wonder why he moved to McCartney Street after his sophomore year, but probably the pretty little lassies can answer this question, He is quite a wrestler and hstie artist. His ideas are entirely mus- cular and he spends most of his free time in throwing the bull. Today he greets us with his stale and favorite saying Cough , or l understand it perfectly well . Some day we will hear of Julius taking his place with Edison or Pinsky or one of the other great philanthropists. ALBERT LEON BEDNER SPECIAL XVILKES-BARRE, PA. Della Tau Della. L Club: Varsity Foalballq lY'rex!ling Cham- pion, 1018-mio:BcxingCl1ampion, IQIS-IQIQQ Track Teamg Wfashington Lilerary Society. No, this isn't Zybysko or Strangler l-ewis. lt's a correct representation of Handsome Al from Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Good Looking Al , that's all one hears anywhere Bedner's name is mentioned. They say somebody went as far as Pittsburgh merely to mention the fact that Al is good looking. Al is king of the ladies at all times and on all occasions. He has a special phone and secretary exclus- ively to keep him in touch with the female sex. Bedncr's the greatest devotee of the chaplains famous honor system: he could never see this cribbing stuff. Besides this aboriginal instinct, Al is a football player and wrestler of no mean ability. Thirty-eight