Laclede High School - Lincola Yearbook (Laclede, MO)

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Junior Class - Continued. Cecelia Stuckey: Chorus, basketball. Typical career girl. Robert Twitchell: Chorus, basketball. He believes the only way for a poor man to get up i.n the world is by an elevator. Lonnie J'oe Van Dyke: Chorus. I have a horse in my throat and a colt in my head. Merlyn Winegar: Chorus. Hey, have you seen Joyce? Lonnie: What is dandruff? Alfred: An over head expense! Teachers: Where is Solomon's Temple? Donnie: On the side of his head, of course. Paul: Do you love your teacher ? Willard: I tried to once, and she got mad. Parent: How do you like school? Kenneth: I don't like it a bit. Teacher told me to sit at a desk for the present: I sat and sat and she never gave me the present. Miss Benson: Can you tell me about the Mason and Dixon line ? J'ack:' No, I never attend vaudeville. A Chinaman going through Yellowstone Park in the winter looked back and saw a bear sniffing at his tracks in the snow. He began to run and to holler, You likee my tracks ? I makee you some more. A hick town is a place where nothing ever ha-ppens, but what you hear makes up for it. Why wasn't Eve afraid of getting the measles ? Because she Adam. Why are the ten commandments like an egg? Because they are easy to break and hard to mend. Do you know why we call the English language the mother tongue ? Because father never gets to use it. Sing--Wonderful bargain in shirts for men with sixteen or seventeen necks! We were at the battle of Bull Run. Those that didn't run are monuments!

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