Laclede High School - Lincola Yearbook (Laclede, MO)

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Class Prophecy - Continued. Arriving on Venus we were permitted to visit the capitol of the planet be- cause of our neutrality. Here we were greeted by the Chief of the Armies of Venus, none other than Faith Peacher. She took us to the front lines to observe the progression of the battle. The heat from the rayguns of the battle was gett- ing hot so we decided to leave: however, before we left we found out that the only male character on Venus was Edwin Hunziker. Pluto, the planet of the cowboys and cowgirls, was the next stop on our scheduled trip. When we arrived there we were surprised to meet Joyce Winegar and Patsy Ryan. Patsy now has the title of Queen of the Cowgir1s . We were informed that Joyce now owns a large ranch which is stocked with six rnillion head of cattle. Patsy told us that she had learned her profession in Texas, where she went after graduation from high school. Evening was nearing so we stopped on the Evening Star. There we wit- nessed Bonnie Dowell making her first performance as a Metropolitan Opera singer. Her first number on the prograrn was Goin' Home , which was taught to her by Mrs. Judd back in 1948. Thanks 'to this the number that night proved a success. As we were leaving we saw a red rocket approaching the star. The pilot had on a red shirt and the wording on the license plate was Meadville, Missouri. A Arriving, back in the United States we stopped at a little town in Arkansas named Paduki. While eating our dinner of vitamin pills, we read a magazine in which there was an advertisement on how to acquire a healthy body by breathing Benson's Bottled Fresh-Air . After reading this we recalled the days in high school when we had plenty of fresh air in Miss Benson's classes. After that we decided to call it a day and go home. Here we leave you and your irnagination to your pleasant thoughts.