Labette Community College - Parkan Yearbook (Parsons, KS)

Text from Pages 1 - 72 of the 1928 volume:

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J Contents A Administration h Sophomore F Freshmen Athletics 1 Society a Organization Features 0 a L D -- of , f V Q2 JN i I ,Q o JM fb Q .. Administration ' J F 4 0 f f P -- ,XD F Qf ff f my M AMA f f Q2 Q . if Q1 gf 'Q + Zi 5, v 1. R F? 3 ' ,ef 1 W L'- V 1' al Q, tx' E3 Q , , , '--415' 'FJ nr 2 1 4' :L Q 'ff s lf. ir Ijlggif C' .ff wif? .1 ,- ',j 53, 'Z Y 1 -14' 46' 'irq .51- li , figiiid V 'f , ' E35 K ,G . ,335 , - I-ey' AVI fri,- I f D, V. , Y .3 X' tv A A' 1 4 4 ,Ag img, . fe W -, , r 1 . 2. I v 'wig 11 X F 45 r 4 4 N fi' , 'Q I., 5 L Q W 5 . .Q I QT... - 'E . H--an 'A-Si' 3:17 1 .33-f LB. X J X . .' If ,V H jg, 'Y 'eu . 'L 'ei w as -sw ay., :Y V-' ,JV Qvlfvf ,.,.. , ! xiii' if F TVVBNTY EIGHTX O 5 .. Q , Ig w ' nh!- xf I 7 u l'9 i 'fH 'Ei J reeo Cp- Owhi I A N WMI: 4 REES H. HUGHES E. F. FARNER G. A. BERGLUND President of Board. YV. J. VAN METER Chairman Building and Grounds. D. C. BOYD Chairman Furniture and Supplies. Q BOARD OF EDUCATION YV. L. MOSHER Vice-president of Board Chairman Teachers and Salaries. YV. M. CUNNINGHAM Cllalflllilll Finance Committee. CHARLES GRIBBEN Clmirman Insurance- Committee. ZNINETEEN 'TVVENTY EIGHTX X1 0 . K ni? 1 f -f +I N F U' :Q HAZEL DAYTSOX flfllglislz LifCl'llflll'C llllll Il,lICf01'iCf, lflliw-1'si1.y of Oklillllllllil B. A. L'niversity of 3Iif'lli.H2lll M. A. l'11ivvrsity uf C'ulm'zulu SYLYTA BARNES flfflylislc Liff'l'lIfIll'f' llllll I?lil'f0l'il'j Des Moines L'lliYl'l'Sitf' B. A. I.lllY0l'Slt.Y nl THWEI M. A. I'nix'v1'sitx' of l':1lifm'niz1 MARGARITI' SMITH fl'uhIif- .Qpvfzlfifzgh Baku' l'11ivv1'sity B. A. lnumw-1's1ly HI iUlUl'1l1lH lulumhm l lllYUl'SllA' ICDWANU l'l.UlCN4ll-IS f.11ll!lll'IIllIfl't'N1 BlIlll'l' l'lliYl'l'Sil.Y li. A. llnlu-1'sxtx' ul Blu-Iugaul NI. A. ywv- .,, - V - IAUIXIZIX lx HAI Llxx llfIUlU.llIl'll,7 nYl'I1'11f'QAw Kansas Stillt' 'l'v:u'hvx's lhlh-gv. l'it1shu1'0A li. N. 5 llllYl'l'Sllj' ul IXQIHSQIQ S, IUIIN I . SVIIXYAIX ll'l1-llslhvfll N1'l.e'1le'4'1 llnkvl' l1lliYl'l'QilY lg X Q . , n ' llllYl'l'SllA' ul IXJIIISQIW Nl. A. i- 1'w:N1-Y IIGHTN XX XX oe 4-WSF? fiw-IE .JU Q ec 0 N I A N 7:11 1 .ALLEN PIATT flfrlucation, Phyehology Phzlosoplzuy Kansas State Teaeliers College. Pittsburg B. S. University of Kansas Columbia University CLARA OSGOOD fS0crial Sciefncel University of Kansas B. A. Leland Stanford M. A. IVER NELSON Ullodern Languagel 7lX73.SlllllgtO11 University B. A. Missouri University M. A. LUELLA PILKINGTON f0Ia1ssicaZ Langurafgel University of Kansas B. A. University of Colorado Columbia University ZENIA CHAMBERS fHome Ecouomicsl Kansas State Teachers College, Pittsburg B. S. ' VESTA SMITH fllome Economicsl Kansas State Agricultural College B. S. Stout Institute of VViseonsin University of lN7isconsin - gf o . K f Mr 4 ... E 1 ! ' s i U ? N01 f STICPHICN U. HTNSHAXY f1llI'llSif'llI EfIIIf'Ilff01lJ , 1-1 - fqflllllglx ot l2llllHll'l2l B. A. Kansas Statv 'l'vzu-lwrs Vullvgv. l':lllllUl'i2l NUl'tIlXVOStCl'll IvlllX'l'l'S1.j' KT'l l'Tli PHICLPS fPl:.usir'r1I l'I4luf-ation! Kansas Stzltv 'l'v:u'lwl's Vullvgv. I':lHlNll'i2I B. S. I'lliV0l'Sitj' nf Kansas l'11ix'm'sity uf C 'ulnl'auln JOHN H. KOONTZ ff'0m 1nr'rc 'iuU Kansas Stzltu 'l'vzu-lwrs Uullogv. Pittilblllg B. S. LOUIS R. DTVILBTSS fI,l'I.IIfiIIjl5 ' . . , - Gmplllm- Arts lnstltlltv M. ll. .-X. 'lvlliYt'l'Sity of Kansas Y.-X R. SMITH Qliran of IVUIIIVIIX Kansas Stain' 'l'o:u-lu-rs Vullvgv. Pittslnlrg l'11iv01'sity uf L'nln1'udw vlilllllllliil l'lliYt'I'Sifj' TINIQICN B.'XR'l'lQl'f'l I' lI.HH'1Il'i!IlI5 Kansas Ntlltl' 'l'vau'lu-1's lhllogv. I':lIll10l'iil lxvllugg l4llH'2lI'j' Nvlluol. l':llllN1l'iIl fa K ININETEEN TVVBNTY :lol-ITN' X! 0,5 7 Us fb. 4 J Sophomores Xf if D -1 . ,ND F f M S ,'l. , .-fV f 'l'IE S J A7 'MI' A' S ' Jjf' l I CLASS OFFICERS - President ....... Kenneth Knox Secretary-treasurer . . .. . Thela Call Sergeant-at-arm . . . .... Robert Kelley 'N fa ll 'NMKN E E'E NA '-TNNENTY Excl-11-69 V an 9' fy mi lpn 'L ,. ml! QM! fl!! ff I 9 K , V- Aw .M 31 i'9 'mg ,lil FL FREIDA BAKER XV0lll91l'S Glee Club '27, '28 Hiki11g Club '28 The Fire Prinee ALB ICR T B LAK lil .lueonian Staff '28 The Fire Prince Adv. Mgr Haunted House' MARY ELIZABETH BYERLEY Iola. Junior College '27 THELA CALL Y. XV. C. A. Cabinet '27 '28 Debate '28 Orchestra '27 Class Ofiicer '27 '28 Hiking Club '27 '28 EDITH LEE COTTON Y. YV. C. A.. '27 '28 Goose Hangs High Haunted House lVonien's Glee Club '27, '28 Hiking Club '28 The Fire Prince HAROLD CREIGHTON Track '27 I The Goose Hangs High i The Haunted House Y. M. C. A. '27 1 E-'I' E E N, A i' TNNENTY EIGHT X if r r l EULA DAUGHERTY Juconian Staff '28 lVomen's Glee Club '27, '28 Y. VV. C. A. '27, '28 l Hiking Club '28 The Fire Prince HELEN DIXON Red Peppers '26, '27, '28 Orchestra '26, '27 Hiking Club '26 BONITA GEHRING Orchestra '27, '28 lfVonien's Glee Club '27, '28 Accoinpianist Men's Glee Club Hiking Club '28 Pep Club '28 Debate '27 Y. XV. C. A. '28 The Fire Prince ANNA MAE HARRIS Orchestra '28 Hiking Club '28 XVOIDQIFS Glee Club '28 Editor of Juconian '28 The Fire Prince NVILLIAM HARRIS Business Manager Juconian '28 The Haunted House The Fire Prince Basketball Letter Man '27 CARL HEDRI CK Football Letter Rlilll '26, '27, Track '27, '28 NINETE E TWENTY EIGI-ITS X! fm fa Y if id' gig Q HI4 im! 4 IK kk ii Nh if'HE'J'U'CO1'IIAH l'9 I l. bl mx I I I 7 JEAN HOLMES Y. W. C. A. '27, '28 Latin Club '28 HARRY IMMICH Basketball Letter Man '27, '28 ROBERT KELLEY The Goose Hangs High Football Letter Man '26, '27 Class President '27 HAROLD KANAGA Juconian Staff '28 KENNETH KNOX Class President '28 Student Council '27 Tl1e Goose Hangs High MANUEL LANE Football '26 NINETEE 1-wEN'rY Elcl-:TCM if l u cf . ..El fi!!-IE J U I A' S' I taNlNE-rEEN DOROTHY LEDBETTER Red Peppers '26, '2-7 A Hiking Club '26, '24 CONSTANCE LICXVIS .Debate '27. '2Sv . 1 il71'eSicle11t Y. YN. C. A. '25 v - ' '7- X. XX. C. A. 'Ll Orchestra '27 . . - P1'QSlClGllt Girl Sc-out Alumni 724 LEXYIS LONG Fire Prince Y. M. C. A. '27 PA UL M A X XX' ELL GCICORG IC M EAR S Meu's Glee Cluln '27 N Orclrestru ,27 Y Nl C A 7 - ...n ,l'luullr'zill ' Sllllili 'L7 Yell LO2ltl0l' '27 Q-7 J BICNITA Mc-GUXYAN 'llt'Cl2llll2lllUll '27 Goose I-lungs High XYmu0u's Glen' Cluh '27, '28 The Fire l'riu00 :l'l'Ulllllf0l' 'llzulufvcl House I TVVENTY EIGI-l l'x Xf fi' HARRX RANDALL Student Council '26 Y. M. C. A. '27 Track '25 .459-.9 -Hifi'-E J UMC-0.1-I I A N I lf' Turn-To-The-Right The Fire Prince Once in in Blue Moon Goose Hangs High Haunted House Juconian Staff '28 Debate '28 Yell Leader '28 ROBERTA READ Student Council '27 Y. ll. C. A. '27, '28 President Latin Club '28 The Fire Prince KATHARINE REED Juconian Staff '28 Student Council '28 Red Peppers '27, '28 ELSA SANDERS Hiking Club '28 Y. YV. C. A. '27, '28 MARIE SCALETTY Rhythmic Club '28 Hiking Club '28 Juconian Staff '27, '28 lVon1en's Glee Club '27, '28 Y. XV. C. A. '27, '28 The Fire Prince LUCILLE SMITH Red Pepper Club '27, '28 Hiking Club '28 'iYomen's Crlee Club '27, '28 Yell Leader '27, '28 The Fire Prince .1 ! E E -rwsn-rY EIGHT C9 Z N I N E 'T E 2 NJ ' V ' Qupl' ,.,. X1 l M9 fa MI LDR ED STREETMAKER Hiking Club '28 XVOHIQIYS Glee Club '27, '28 Y. VV. C. A. '27, '28 The Fire Prince CALVIN TALH ELM Student Council '28 The Haunted House Y. M. C. A. '27 Track '27, '28 The Fire Prince LULA TARMAN XVOlll6l1,S Glee Club '28 Y. XV. C. A. '27, '28 ELIZABETH THOMAS Orchestra '27 XV01'1l81l,S Glee Club '27, '28 The Goose Hangs High Hiking Club '27 Y. YV. C. A. '27, '28 The Fire Prince RUTH TOLLIVER Orchestra '28 P AUL TULLI S HOYVARD TYSON I B 59,8 -77145 J U+C.0 N I A. N I , M Men's Glee Club '27, '28 Football Letter Man '26 Y. M. C. A. '27 The Fire Prince RALPH VOHS - Football Letter Man '26, '27 Captain Football '27 Basketball Letter Man '27, 28 Track '27, '28 President Student Council '28 MRS. HANNAH VVELLINGTON ANDREVV WICK Football Letter Man '27 - GLADYS WILKINSON Red Pepper Club '28 The Fire Prince MARY VVORKMAN Recl Pepper Club '28 XVUIIIBIFS Glee Club '27 The Fire Prince ' 3 l 1 w A V f TY EIGHT C9 ZNINE-I-EEN TVVEN X! me fb CJ 'F 1' KK nb .E -' E'-2' C I'f:igi ., Q .E A . f A 5 I f if GN A 1 I N Q XVILLIE FORD MABLE HAYNES HOPKINS BEATRICE SHAKESPEARE DANIEL SHAKESPEARE CECIALE NYRIGHT fb I VVENTY EIGHTX X1 0,5 dk Ch Freshmen SA.. 5 4 I 1 if F A,ff , f y ff X1 5? , , . .. P. -, A - H .f , rw , -fn,-f ,1f.,g ' rf W ' N v-wfw-ge'- iz .ITW'2.,-.., :4s: 3:113fw ,.4g:t4,'fJkEg.H 1 FS?'-Y-ff' ' 'UTY Vi gffk ' Yee? J, ,M v - - H- Y Y .,7,, , ,, R E 1 f GN oo 1-r 1 A N X if I, U X1 COLLEGE ACTIVITIES W The first social gathering Came 011 the HF1'eShieSH before fhffy realized it' Uf course the Sophomores had to show their SUPC1'01'itY by initlatmg the Freshmen thoroughly The first part of the meeting was quite hectic but the two classes settled down later to being friends. After battering up the Freshies the ' SOPIUCS remembered that the way to a man's heart is through his Sf0IIl3Ch and fed them royally. And if any of the Freshmen boys stood up to enjoy their refreshments, the Sophomores were too polite to notice it. Quite in contrast to the wild hair pulling of the initiation was the Faculty re- .ception held at the Y. W. C. A. rooms. Every Ed and his Co-ed put on their prettiest clothes and their best company manners to be entertained by the teachers. The evening was spent in proving what a human teaching staff Parsons Junior Col- lege has. The reception as an annual activity is quite successful for the student remembers the dignified fountain of knowledge he meets in the class room next day as his gay friend of the night before. The football banquet, sponsored by the Hiking Club will be long remembered as celebrating our champions. The speeches were entertaining, the menu was delicious, and the decorations were very neat. Everyone on the team was lionized even if they did come back to school the next day with their heads the same size. After so many indoor celebrations the college had to have a weiner roast as a d rewar to Kenneth Knox's team for selling the most tickets to the college play. The college chose as their picnic grounds, Thomas' farm, the directions to which are very simple g you turn every corner north east of town until you arrive. The botany students wandered away on a ten mile hike in search of flowers, the base- ball fans fiercely contested a twelve inning game, others stayed about in the woods, but all hurried back in time to roast weiners and marshmallows. When the sote shoures of Aprille to the roote have perced the droughtes of Marche, then longen college folk to goon on pilgrimages to sundry distant londesf, And for that reason the college takes one day off every spring to see how far it can travel from the scholastic shadow of P. J . C. This year the college skipped off as usual to spend a whole school day idling in the Woods. Again the south- paws, shortstops, and the like had an opportunity to display their talents, Kodak enthusiasts forced their friends to pose in unheard-of contortions in order to secure the original picture It is whispered that u . . - some dignified sophomore co-eds forgot thelr dlgnlty so far as to go in wading. It wouldn't do to forget to mention the eats, the presence of which makes k' - A any 1nd of college gathering' a success. x A X! in WN! it. gf r Fmh :lu r Soni, i fed QQ fmkmm. NNQQ5 I ng huhn what Cd- : xfligg Nnhy bud-ns H. . ern if nu: ' dv- ' :hifi Th bur- ,tk ,of us Ib. fi Pd ii' :YY F '01 Y 4 I 1 I 1 1' -5 as Jlth c-3 IC 7 M o D E Z9 '-- ca'zy' ff42nnlk 'E Q A ff f 7 4 Xi' X W 5 ' STEPHEN C. HINSHAW The junior college students and faculty sincerely regret the departure of Stephen C. Hinshaw, director and coach of athletics from Parsons junior college. Steve Hinshawis athletic career has been a brilliant one as evidenced by not only the impressive work he has done in Parsons but by the remarkable achievements before coming to Parsons juniorfcollege. During his high school and college years, Coach Hin- shaw gained sufficient fame. In 1917, while a member of the Emporia PresbyteriansH he was selected all-state fullback. After returning from France, where he spent several months during the World War, he secured a position coaching at W7hite City, Kansas. In 1920-1921 Steve Hinshaw turned out winning teams at White City. In the fall of 1923 he came to Parsons and we need not repeat his spectacular work here. Doubtlessly, it is felt by the local fans that he has become a mentor in the athletic circles of the state. Probably one can be consoled by the fact that he is leav- ing Parsons junior college for a larger and better position- a promotion. May his duties at the University of Kansas as freshman coach be such that he will be closely connected with Parsons. . CHEER LEADERS , Harry Randall, Lucille Smith and Josephine Lee were chosen . cheer leaders by the student body at the beginning of the school year. Throughout the year, they have made possible numerous pep assemblies and pep displays at different athletic contests. Harrv and Lucille will graduate this spring. May Josephine carry ong' for P. J. C. next year. ' HARRY RANDALL JOSEPHINE LEE LUQILLF siufru Sf Hifi mth! Wifi My W QI U1 A I R-.. xx .9 f Nu-i ME xv ia Q. LI wtlb C1HIJl:lQT I 4ASwVBi :f l f Iii: cl GN! l J November 11-Coffeyville . . . . . November 24-Fort Scott . . . . . . . . RALPH VOHS aptain of Football Ralph Vohs, after two years of loval ' f service or P. J. C. leaves us this year. He was an able player whose ability to snag passes Won our championship game. Vohs a lettei m End-C , ' an in football, basket- ball and track his freshmen year, again repeated the same campaign his sophomore vear. He was a colorful player in the state conf ' ' ' eience last fall, Winning end and cap- tain on tl1e All-Kansas Conference eleven. Ralph stayed elegible all the time-and worked his way through school. Can another junior college athlete ,shoot as high? - .- P September 30-Pittsburg Teachers. . . - - October 8-Eldorado . . . 7-Here . . . 6--Here L p .... .... October 21-Arkansas City. . . . . . . November 2-Iola ...... Here .. O-Here .. 6-There . , THE SQUAD October 14+ Inde endence 6hThC1'C 12-There . . . . - 6 l arsons Junior College Football Schedule Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Z NINETEEN TNNENTYEIGHT xf HANcocKfTack1e. ,.,HE J U 0,0 .N It ' , A Hanie one of the largest men on the Ju-Co squad was dependable at his posi- tion in all the battles. Hancock was chosen left tackle on the All-Kansas eleven. GALLEA-Quarterback. Mutt the sensational pilot of the '27 team proved to be a mighty man in the backfield. His spirit and playing ability was of unusual quality. Mutt was named quarterback on the All-Kansas Conference team. This was his first year fighting for the college. CLAY-Full Back. Cliff the triple threat man deserves much credit for his playing ability. His persistent fighting was feared by all op- ponents. He Was selected all-state full- back. This is the first year Clay fought for Parsons. HATCH-Tackle. Hatchie, the stockily built tackle played the usual good game throughout the season. Hatch won his first letter from P. J. C. this year. EE 'rwEN'rY EIGHT 69 Xf inn! ,bi-f 'S Pm rl 'ls Kilhygqs bf 27 in Ihr ability . 'ls mils FUJI' rm His OP' ull- gh! lc K' II I9 V I .I Q m i J C. 0 a N I it 'S' W 1 ti Ps jig' I I ffm H RE VE R-Center. Johnnie, the bulky center was seen in the action in every game this season. Rever received his first letter from P. J. cl C. He was all-co f second tea.m. n erence centers on the COAD-Half Back-Captain-Elect. Sheriff Coad,s ability won him ca tain of the 1928 squad. He ficient player and a valuable team. Coad was captain of All-Kansas eleven. p- was an ef- man to the the second HEDRICK--Guard. - Carl a heavv linem N an for the Ju-Co machine won his second and last letter for Parsons. Carl was a consistent tearer in the line. R. KELLEY-Guard. Bob, a tall heavy Cardinal lineman was fighting ,for Parsons all the time, Fight- ing Bob received his second letter from Parsons junior college. He was selected P guard on the second all-conference team. g N .I N ET E E N ,'fw,..Ev,NT.Y EIGI-If-T'X xx PENNNOCK-End. Herb the consistent hard-driving end proved to be a dependable cog in the '27 machine. This is Pennocks first season with P. J. C. f-rl-:E J U oso -1 s eoe A HULL-Halfback. A small fighting demon, a good spiker and worthy player was handicapped with injuries throughout the season. Great things will be expected of Hull next sea- SOD. WTCK-Guard. Andy, the tall, lanky, substitute played his line position Well when needed. This is the first year VVick has appeared in the P. J. C. lineup. MQGIN NIS--Half or Full. Minnie was the dependable back field substitute who played an excellent game when called upon. This is Minnie's first year. s ' 6 i ...X . X Q X 1 va Nl i NETEEN 'rer'fWENT1.Y sic:-l1'cs1 X1 m............., 5 3 BLEDSOE-End. p 3 Although Jack played his first year of football he was a good player and con- I sistent team man. 3 I KELLEY-Guard. Another worthy substitute in the line who fought for P. J. C. was Clifford Kelley who received his first letter this vear. MEARS-Gua rd. George took advantage of every oppor- t 't Y uni 5 and made an excellent record. This is Mears first and last year. ITRAMIMEL-End. Trarnmel came out only part of the sea- son but nevertheless he showed exception- al ability. A reserve who deserves merits for his first years record. I y- ,,., INETEEN TVVENTYEIGHTX A W sv.. J. .. vi 1 AN Reflections of College Athletics The school year of 1928 ends five successful years of coaching and directing in athletics by Stephen C. Hinshaw. Coach Steve Hinshaw came to P. J. C. in 1923 from White City Kansas. Mr. Hinshaw is a graduate of Lewis Academy and the Col- lege of Emporia. During the time he has been here Parsons junior college has had two state championships in football, two state champ- ionships in basketball and has won two state track meets. J Let us consider P. J. C. athletic records more closely. In the fall of 1923 when Parsons junior college was organized only twenty-two men were enrolled and of them eleven were football men. To start things right Steve Hinshaw produced a state championship football team with Barton Dean as captain. The football season of 19244 again recorded many victories. Iola won the state championship by defeat- ing' Parsons 7-6. During the football season of 1925 an unusual brand of football was displayed and Captain Gerald Talley led the Card- inals through six victories, two losses and one tie game. Parsons placed third in the state conference in 1926 but was considered one of the strongest football aggregations in the state. The season of 1927 brought another undefeated state championship team, the Cardinals defeating their strongest enemy, Iola, 7-6. Now we turn to basketball. another major sport. The 19244 basketball season standing tallied with the gains and losses balancing. With Carl Steuber as captain the 1925 basketball team was state champion. That vear the team went to the A. A. U. tournament in Kansas Citv where thev made a good showing. The 1926 season show- ed twelve gains and four losses. Ark Citv was the onlv conference team able to defeat P. J. C. With FoXv Benjamin as captain. the 1927 basketball team concluded the season in a stellar position. The 1928 basketball season was closed triumphantlv' when the Cardinals defeated Ark,' Citv 33-18 for another state championship. Again the Cardinals iourneved to Kansas Citv. an entrant in the A. A. U. tournament, but the pace was a little too fast for the Red Birds. Although track has not been as popular in the college as the other sports, Parsons won two state track meets, in 1925 and 1927 respect- ively. The 1928 track team has prospects of winning another state track meet. Parsons junior college holds an enviable athletic record. It also claims some famous athletes but much credit must be given to Steve Hinshaw, who next year will assume new duties as freshman coach at the University of Kansas. C. '.-, to Nl.NE'1 E-E N. .TAMIENTY ElG'HTC9 if fi? iaiii fsfl-IEJUCQNIAN an is J 1 ' ig 07 Ml. E i WARREN K. RYAN Captain of Basketball Warren Ryan's superior ability as pilot of 1928 quintet spirited the Cardinals through many hard battles. As a offen- sive player he proved to be a sensation. Throughout the 1928'season, Ryan top- ped the state individual standing list being high point man in the junior college con- ference. His presence with the team in his for- ward berth should help to win another state championship next season. p Junior College Basketball Schedule January 17-Coffeyville . January 1 9-Independence January 26-Iola ....... January 27-Fort Scott .. Februar 41-Arkansas City - ' L Y February 9 Kansas City February 10-Kansas City 11-Fort Scott . 18-Iola ...... February 23-Eldorado . . . February 255-Kansas City February 28-Coffeyville . February February March 2-Arkansas City . . March 6-Independence .. . . . .18-There ... . . . .21--Here . .... 20-There . . . . .20-There ... - ... Q . . . I 0 0 . 0 . . . 0 . . . . . . . . .16-There ife Ins. ..33-There ..........18-There . .... 18hHere ....29-Here . . . .... 17-Here ....25--Here . .. .... 16-Here .. .... 18-Here ... . . . .21-There .... nos ... ... ... Owl , , , Q . . . Q . ' D 0 . . . 0 ' ' . . . . Q Q Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons Parsons NINETE: 1'wEN'rY EIGHTCQ X1 Ralph has played his last year for FINK-Forward. The man that was always there. A consistent fighter who had an eye for baskets. Hail Finks ability. Fink secured a forward berth on the All-Kansas eleven. RYAN-Forward., His spirit and leadership won him the captaincy of the team of 1928. His accurate shooting made Parsons the victorious machine many times A capable player to whom .we will look for next year. VOHS-Center. P. J. C. As a player he was fleety and agile, a hard fighter and good sport. Too much praise can not be given Ralph. He was selected as t . cap a1n and center on the All-Kansas Conference team. COAD-Guard. Coad is a small but spectacular pla e'. ' y 1 As he IS a freshman the squad looks forward to next season with Coad and his fighting spirit. M to N. 'M m -Q., 'liz 45355 Pm 1 nm. Q IIN' N M IE Bl' ,. - -V-.p-mv-.-wg-7....,,-.,.r...,,,........,..7.7--..,.. 31--..1.A,,...,,....1-...,..,.-...,,...,,,,.S,,,,-,w7,, A- f- - N.- , : ' ...Wig-f.'1.:'., , ' ' -- '1 -H. . . J.. l1.'f'..l ' CLAY-Guard. Clay was an excellent guard and an unusual floor man with much vigor and fire. This is Clay's first year at this position for P. J. C. Clay was chosen as guard on tl1e All- Kansas first eleven. PENNOCK-Forward. Parham, a fast and competent player who played a remarkable game for P. J, C. This is the first year Pennock has played with the Cardinals. IMMICK-Center. Harry strutted l1is stuff for P. J. C. at center. A splendid player who We regret to lose. TRAMMELL-Guard. Slim an able player who show- ed his skill in many frays. Darrell will be back next year as guard. REYNOLDS-Forward. Mousey,' the midget who was used as a pinch hitter. A good sport and an excellent substitute that played his first year for Parsons junior college. i 'q' A I 14A 0 N F .ge phsi 55 .1 ' ' . 1' NW f I I cj Z Z Kennedy ' Vohs Capt. Creighton Hedrick G d ' oo win M cG1nn1s Pennock A Coad Talhelm GTRACK or College Track meet is to be held in Parsons at the Katy Athletic Field, May 12. p .Dope seems to favor Parsons to nose out another state championship. Already Parsons has won a dual contest with Fort Scott 77 26 a d ' , , - n a triangular contest with Iola and Independence scores. respectively, 15, 417 1-3 and Parsons 63 2-3. Coad McG' ' Cl , mnis, ay, Vohs. Goodwin and Pennock were entrants at the Kansas Relays held at Baker, April 27-28. Captain Harold Creighton holds the state junior college high jump record and it seems certain that he will break his own record this year. Calvin Talhelm and Loren Kennedy are strong bidders for the mile and half mile running events. The State Juni Carl Hedrick, the Goliath of the '28 squad is a sure point man in shot, discus ' and javelin. In competition with Talhelm and Kennedy is Parham Pennock who is favored to break the state junior college record in mile and half mile events. Merle McGinnis, Gordon Goodwin and Ralph Coad show speed in the dashes. Coad is also a promising winner in high jump while McGinnis and Goodwin are running the two-twenty. Cliffo es and javelin is equally good in the quarter mile. Ralph Vohs broke his own state record in the pole vault. In the state meet, Vohs is expected to place in the hurdles and high jumps. rd Clay, a good field man in low hurdl Q N TWNENTY EIGHTX X! N lVN'E-z'I' E E , p G ' , .- A UQ 'J as 'E Societq A ff! X Q 'tl J I I jo C? N7' MISS KATHARINE REED SOPHOMORE QUEEN .. -.-- -y?-. 5-.--,.. ..-K S .. .... -...N ,,,,mWr,,, MISS GLADYS SULLIVAN FRESHMAN QUEEN THE HAUNTED HOUSE A The annual junior college play was presented February 17, in the high school auditorium. The name itself, The Haunted House, suggests how entirely mysterious and ghostly it was It was received with enthusiasm by all who saw it. The Father . . The Bride . . . The Groom .... The Sheriff .... The Girl ...... The Tramp .... The Novelist .... The Wife ...... The Milkman .. The Chauffeur .. Director ...... The Detective . . . THE CAST -..-...-...- PRODUCING STAFF Business Manager ................... Advertising Manager. Stage Manager .... Asst. Stage Manager Ticket Manager .... Electrican ........ Prompter ....... Head Usher ...... Property Manager . . . . Richard Chapin . . . . Edith Cotten . . .Harry Randall . . . . Calvin Talhelm Irene Slane . . .Harold Creighton . . . . . Fred Randall Alma Cox . . . . . . . .Bill Harris William Van Meter Miss Margaret Smith . . . . Clifford Kelley . . . . . . . . . Isabel Thomas . . . . . Albert Blake . . . Herbert James .. Merle McGinnis . . . . . Maurice Melonc .. . Vllilliam Van Meter .. . Benita McGowan S . . . . . . . Sue Phelan . . . . Odell Kruger ,, , -.-.un-r . , -h.uv zIL'3l. .f.u'.!J5-'S15 T'E?5. 'ynjrggxfgf ' jf? li . I' I1 ATYWB 1. F! gg. H TYYY K P DEBATE y Parsons deserves a great deal of credit this year for her debate work. At the debate tournament held at Independence, Parsons defeated Arkansas City by a wide margin and tied Kansas City with a percentage of 370 points. The question: Resolved, that the United States should cease to protect by armed force capital invested in foreign countries except after formal declaration of war. Those on the team Were: negative, Constance Lewis, Thela Call, Genevieve Berog affirmative, Harry Randall and Clifford Kelley. Alternates, Loren Kennedy and Esther Tye. Miss Sylvia Barnes was the able coach for the Parsons teams. To her is due much of the success of the 1928 debate Work. EDITH COTTEN, Declamation CLIFFORD KELLEY, Oration D THE FIRE PRINCE The Fire Prince, presented April 9 by the junior college, will be remembered as a proof that cooperation of the whole college can make a success of a difficult production. Under the direction of Iver Nelson the musical comedy whisked a practical audience away to Fairy Land for an entire evening. Students who were ordinary people by day blossomed into romantic princes, charming princesses and the consensus of opinion from the audience was approved. ' Though a glamor of glory is cast, about the performers, the student body realizes that the person who worked tirelessly and who is really responsible for the praise the production received is the director, Iver Nelson. 4,5 3 I 0 x lr r u fx' AD 5,f' f ff :Wy f ffm-IE J U ceo is 1 1 ggi Q1 STUDENT COUNCIL The Student Council is composed of two members from the sopho- more class, two from the freshman class, and the president of the stud- ent body. The council is elected in order that the students may ex- press an opinion through their representatives on all school problems. It is composed of the students who are, in the judgment of the classes that elect them, the most responsible in the college. Thevrepresenta- tives are: sophomore, Katharine Reed, Calvin Talhelmg freshmen William Van Meter, Ralph Coad and president of student body, Ralph Vohs. rv 40 EIGHT X X E 'r E E 'Nz o 'rw E N'rY I X! 41, ,-1-:Le ' f i?'?'F' i 4, -wx xi, PM yn , J I e - Q-f -Yir A.:-A Q . -Q:--.iggfw .4 .fuss ... 'Q ' A f f , , W, f .Q,4 fix? W 'I 0 N ':' I' f1 1f-'1' ,-1' N. RED PEPPERS In spite of the fact that the Red Peppers reorganized late in the year they installed the usual pep, not only at home but Wherever they appeared. This is the third year the Red Peppers have been in the junior college and have now become a customary sight 'whenever they are needed. THE 1928 OFFICERS OF THE CLUB President ....................... Lucille Smith Vice-president ...... ..... K atharine Reed Secretary-Treasurer ..... ...... B onita Gehring Sponsor ....... Gladys Wilkinson Jean Bender Alma Cox Maxine Wells Ruth Allen Louise Green Georgia Lampson y Katharine Reed ...nfs Miss Margaret Smith MEMBERS Q Gladys Sullivan Bonita Gehring Sue Phelan Ruby Shelledy Irene Slane Helen Dixon Mary Workman Lucille Smith i i N l N E -r sis N, A lii' a'11v.w.iEfeN'1?Y xy cJ io? f fl IE J U C o ,N 1 in f me Y. W. C. A. The Y. W. C. A. ofi the junior college becomes a bigger and better organization each year, and each year more interest is taken in it. The girls had several informal parties during the school year all of - which were a success. - THE Y. W. C. A. CABINET FOR 1927-1928 President .................................... Constance Lewis Vice-president . . . .......... Thela Call Secretary .... . . . Mildred Cunningham Treasurer .. ........ Roberta Read Social ....... ........ J ean Holmes Membership . . . ......... El Freida Baker Service ...... ........ .... R h odelma Schoenborn Q Finance . .. ................... Gladys Sullivan fb Sponsors . .... Miss Nora Smith, Miss Clara Osgood xy r 35' I 'Ii ,J A , I yogi war-.9 Y. M. C. A. 1927 OFFICERS 1928 Herbert James ........ President .. Fred Randall Harold Smith ....... Vice-president ....... Harold Smith John Taylor ...... Secretary-treasurer ...... John Taylor Sponsor ............ J. Frederick Schwab CABINET MEMBERS Place and Materials ............ Wm. Van Meter Invitation ........ .... H arold Smith Program ..... . . . John Taylor Refreshments . . . . . Herbert James Devotional . . . . . . George Mears The Young Men's Christian Association is an organization of young men, which seeks to advance Christian manhood, mental op- portunities and physical development of Parsons junior college young men. q The Y. M. holds its regular meetings during the college activity fb period every other Monday. The cabinet members have cabinet meet- ing on Sunday evening. The local club sent representatlves to the , state conference at Pittsburg. The first state junior college Y. M. -C. A. retreat was conducted at Parsons, May 12-13. The Parsons club entertained the representa- tives of the eight junior college organizations during the state meeting. X W-9' N J I N E -r Ea E- -N --EMG.21-Hsfffff'-it . WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB President .................................. Anna Mae Harris Vice-president ..... ............. L ouise Green Secretary-treasurer . . . ......... ,Mildred Cunningham Town Criers ....... . . . . .... Edith Cotten, Josephine Lee Iver Nelson, Director The second year of the College VVornen's Glee Club under the tutelage of Mr. Iver N. Nelson showed the organization to be a per- manent success. Although the club had but the activity periods in which to practice for the entertainments, the girls were appreciated and proved to be an advertisement to the college. The club is an addition to the music of the college principally through the directorship of Mr. Nelson whose faithful work in connection with the music department is appreciated by the student body. The members are: Roberta Read, Lula Tarman, Mary Roseberry, E1 Freida Baker, Irene Slane, Sue Phelan, Edith Cotten, Lois Knowles, Esther Tye, Louise Green, Elaine Pope, Betty Davison Marie Scaletty, Eula Daugherty, 'Mildred Streetmaker, Mable Norton Alma Cox, Josephine Lee, Elizabeth Thomas, Benita McGowan, Mildred Cunningham, Alberta Stover, Lucille Smith, Nedra Stewart, Rhodelma Schoenborn, Lila Travis, Bonita Crehring, Mildred Ramsey Iylo Parkins, and Anna Mae Harris. 3 9 9 N ' vs NINETE-EN.' -rvv'-E.,,nm1'Y lcH'rNl X! gl U' l 4-J MEN'S GLEE CLUB From the Men's Glee Club were selected most of the principals of the college operetta, The Fire Prince. The members Worked faithfully with Mr. Iver Nelson, director, and much of the credit for the operettas' success is due them. They are an advertisement for the college as they together with the Women's Glee Club and orchestra, have made known that Parsons junior college is progressing in music. The members are: ilack Bledsoe, Calvin Talhelm, Lauren Hinchcliff, Tommy Conroy, Fred Randall, Darrell Trammell, Herbert James, VVilliam Ewing, .lohn Taylor, George Mears, and Wilbur Koonce. Pianist: Bonita Gehring. l f ENTY EIGHT X CAN!!-JETEE TW V fa o ii 9 L - - n i . W 'T .-1.3 V, . , .' . ., W1 ' my I f I I L I I 5 5 + Ui I ORCHESTRA One of the unusual features of the junior college is the amount of musical talent it possesses. The orchestra is one example. They played not only for school affairs during the year but were called on frequently to perform at occasions outside of school. Under the guid- ance of its able director, Iver Nelson, the orchestra will continue to be an attraction of the college. VIOLIN: CORNET: Esther Tye Howard Tyson Sue Phelan Maxine Wells TRQMBQNE: Mildred Ramsey Wilber Koonce ALOIS Knowles Thomas Owens Maurine McKee PIANIST: CLARINET: Jean Bender Marie Garber FLUTE: u FRENCH HORN: Ruth Tolliver lllerle McGinnis p l. NI E 'I' E-HE NTY E I G H T X if Q. V - HE. J H ,. . . I . I av 1 L: I X Lt' s' xy s U 1 , 1 N. U . fo GN J 'IP kr ' X ' Na C23 N I N E'f l E 1 Nnfmil' TWA E N TY 'E lc ' XX L W '1 c , N RIFLE CLUB President ............ . . . . . Marie Watson Vice-president . . . .... .lean Holmes Secretary .... . . . Roberta Read Treasurer . . . . . . . . . . . Evelyn Carter That Parsons junior college ha.s many female Warriors is proved by the fact that a Women's Rifle Club was formed this year. Under the leadership of Marie Watson the Amazons met every Wednesday afternoon at the rifle range of Marvel Park for practice. Even the members Who at first of the year could not even see the target report that they pierce the bullseye quite frequently. The girls modestly give much of the credit to their instructors Mr. Edward Ploenges and Mr. W. R. Nation. The sponsor of the club is Miss Hazel Davison. The members are: Lula Tarman, Mable Norton, Jean Holmes, Helen Dixon, Evelyn Carter, Roberta Read, Nedra Stewart, Marie Watson and Marie Nicholas. V3 NlgNiEfi,'rEEN' g'1'VVEN'l YElG'l-ITX if i HIKING CLUB Chief Hiker ............................. ..... .I osephine Lee Secretary-treasurer . . ,,,, Isabelle Thomas Sponsor .................................. Miss Lorene Bailey The Women's Hiking Club passed what has been one of its most successful years. Besides the usual weekly hikes the organization entertained the football boys with a steak fry, sponsored the football banquet and had charge of the college and high school yell books. The hiking 0'irls are responsible for much of the pep showed on the side- D D lines in all the college activities. The club admits that much of 1ts . . . . .1 enthusiasm should be credited to the sponsor, Miss Lorene Bai ey. Thela Call, Forrest 'The personnel of the club is as follows: Hatfield, Opal Schwabedissen, Betty Davison, Marie Garber, Edith C tt Helen Lewis Helen Menne, Charlotte Heyman, Mildred o en, Cunningham Mildred,Streetmaker, Isabelle Thomas, Josephine Lee, E b Genevieve Bero, La Vanghen Cheatham, Merle Bidwell, Gladys in ry, Martha Kanaga, Anna Mae Harris, Mary Roseberry, Nola Crooks, Gladys Davis, Marie Scaletty, Rhodelma Schoenborn, Mrs. H. Wel L ' Green Mercedes lington, Elizabeth Prenderville, Esther Tye, ouise ' , - L'l T' ' Yaples, Elsa Sanders, Eula Daugherty, Doiothy Blaker, 1 a iavis, El Freida Baker, Iylo Parkins, Letha Davis, Bonita Gehring, Mild- red Ramsey. f X1 - .. 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S 'IIY-to iso Q' Q' 'A l'I.'I'Y--II -.ict-ult-vj Collection of brainstormers HIKING CI fl!-Q Ili rh-Kino'-Cluh For girls who do not have to walk home i r - r CIUB--QC i I - -lub Il ould-he singers dei Pl- P C I UB-QI I Out row th of Red Peppers or what have you Dlf -KN OR PRINCIPAI -Guess AS THEY WOULD SAY 5 ius woi ' s ' I ful like the ewi . .' inclur' would s ny Give em the 1ir Nc lson would s iv Now listen to me .' S impson would s iv I im stron for you kid .' Ad im would s'1v It is 1 ood life if N011 d0T1t weaken . .' I vc would sxv I ct s turn over .1 new leaf - .' Piitt would sw I c mnot tell a yoke ' f 3 Brutus would say He is lII1IJ1tIOLlS .' Sli-iluspcirc would sav Dry humor is supreme - .' Davison would saw It s a hard old WOI'ld ' Hinshrw would s xy Football teaches leadership and 1nd1v1dual ab1l1ty-n0W et in thcie and do as I sav ' Sincl iir would say The oilv hoid catches the worm .' Plocnzges would saw Aint It U16 truth? 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HJ MY, fm M- f , r- .wp l ' V' ' ' '7 5 , U A -5: 5.9. 6 il , I, .WW 4 Ulm QV I 4y' L K 3 , h ' , wg 5 - 'D' ., 'i F ,fm 'Ziff , 52 -:fb Y ' !l'5t1T':'l0C death scene was Q rin-T U r uend: nw's Ch ff FM,tE..Howcan-y,.,,lo-faihqfp3cce.fC,,,cSe!v1 fu-:TIA lulllle bird laid l'r1Cl'.l1af. Fnr.1r'.Thc corpze 9,11 the hncu-mfs. .ru Q ran -f YOHIWQTC Engaged. Se:-nd, AH, buf he IS s 5C 5' 7 Second: It musi Have been Qliffle. cudioo. X ZNINETEEN TNNENTY EIGI-TTY H. if 'HE J 'U Cr 9 N -- CONFESSION OF ALBERT BLAKE l lnlve IWYPI' lllillll' a girl angry at me while I was taking her riding. You ask if l have an automobile? Certainly I have a ear, and I take girls out r1d1ng with me every night. l never make any misunderstood advances toward the girl friend. I never take them out on a moonlight night and ask them to give me a kiss while I am i driving. I never throw my arms around them and then run into the ditch. I can 0 never make the poor dear little sweet innocents walk many weary miles through ' f' ' ' l d. B t I always drive with one darkness home. on account of mv din mg with one ian u hand. always do. You see, I have to hold my left fender on with my other. f-College Humor. . IF MAMMY SONGS HAD BEEN POPULAR IN 1492 In fourteen hundred and ninety-two Qtwo, two, twoj, Columbus sailed the ocea His mammy was a-waitin' by the cottage the floor, s n blue QBlue, Blue, bluej. door, Chris came in, and fell down on He raised his tear-stained eyes and cried, No foolin', that was sure some ride. What I mean, I would relate How I got back to our cottage gatef CHORUS h' h nd' the sea was rough, The waves were ig a The crew was griped, and the crew was tough. I groaned and cried, H 'T won't be long nowf, H how.j The sailors growled and yelled, And how. Q ow, HL' d Ho- QHO, ho.j g But the lookout up and yelled, an And we knew we hadn't far to go. Then I saw my mammy at the cottage door, And cried, Your wandering boy ain't going to wander no ' more. QNo-o- morej ' V --Oarnegie Puppet. . ENCORE A I The hall was filled with the dense blue smoke from the cigarettes of ' th arious- merits of leading standing about in groups. They were chatting about e v musical comedy actresses. Then suddenly a boy's voice announced, The curtain is up. And the men dashed into the next room and leaned far out the open windows, gazing at the windows of the girlis dorm next door. g ' --Michigan Gargoyle. Q ZNINETEEN TWV V' 1 A I I i I I iae. fi A sem rc the men fa