Labette Community College - Parkan Yearbook (Parsons, KS)

Text from Pages 1 - 72 of the 1927 volume:

Q Im ,,, A,- h, ff. N -x ,-Q N f-x M-1111111111IIYIITITTJIITTI 1.HT31KHIZIXYfK ILF.m1lill?Ek4gQ11HH. 1 9 2 7 1IULiEi5I mI1IlHKHKIIUlTmHmE f JUCO N IAN The Juconian of 1927 E E ,- VKKXSY N'Nl2'W I I Nix P lblislzcd by The Parsons Junior College if 1 5 IVER N. NELSON DEDICATION In grateful appreciation of his loyal service, of his high idealism, and of his wholehearled fellowship for us all, we, I the editors, dedicate this, the fourth edition of the Juconian, 2 1927 l 0 GE E my 1 .woo NIAN Foreword In publishing the 1927 Jucon- ian, we, the editors' hope we have succeeded in our purpose, namely to present the Sophomores with a record of their associations and affiliations in the collegeg to fur- nish the Freshmen an incentive for a better yearbook in 1928g to create a desire in every high school graduate in the vicinity to attend the Parsons Junior Col- legeg and to give the public in gen- eral an insight into the achieve- ments of the one hundred fifty students of our college. 6, N 2 ? ' S ' n n N ,f - n SN V I REES H. HUGHES Superintendent of Schools, to Wfh,OII1 a great measure of the success of the college is due. E15 W I 1 z Qi 70 L lx DEAN 113. F. FARNIQR, B.A.3 Mi-I XX svlf W Q fy Z N g xx Z AS XX . X fs N y x xx mfr! KV QQQL x 1 igv KA .. ,L ix MW V , f ml 'fqgiyf Ras Fdculhg GW M! D. ENGLISH LITERATURE AND RHETORIC Sylvia Barnes-Des Moines U. CB. AQ, Iowa U. AJ. Hazel Davison-Okla. U. CB. AQ, Mich. U. QU. AQ. - 1. Rhetoric. Three hours credit. Constructive Eng- lish. Thorough review of grammar, punctuation, and the fundamentals of sentence and paragraph structure. Prob- lems of limiting of material to general subject Study of the underlying principles of all composition, leading up to work in analysis, outline making and the study of the or- ganization of material. Analysis of selections from Pro- gressive Readings in Prose. Study of words and the nicer , qualities of style. Daily use of the College Handbook of lg. VVriting. Tl1e writing of one long informative prose article with bibliography and foot notes is required of all college 5 freshmen. 2. Rhetoric. Two hours credit. Constructive Eng- lish continued. Study of text Writings by Types and the reading and analysis of appropriate selections. The writing of one or two ex- ercises each week. Required of all college freslnnen. 10. English Literature. Two hours credit. A basic study of the Odyssey and the Aeneid', as a review in Greek Mythology. The reading of a part of Paradise Lost,', the Alcestis of Euripides, Shakespeare's 'iHenry IVH part I, and Sheridan's Rivals.', 11. English Literature. Three hours credit. Continuation of course 10. The S reading of Mar-aulay's Lord Clive,', De Quint-cy's Joan of Arc and English Mail Coachf' Lamb's Essays, Carlyle's Heroes and Hero VVorship,l' Wordswortlfs Poems fselectedj, assignments from the Golden Treasury, Arnold's Essays in Criticism,', Arnoldis t'Poems', Cselectedj, Tennysonis Poems,' fselectedj. Z 12. History of English Literature. Two hours credit. First semester. A E comprehensive survey of English Literature from its very beginning through the E Elizabethan Period. Open to sophomores. 2 The purpose of this course is the study of tl1e development of English Literature 2 as a whole, rather than biographies and works of indi- vidul authors considered alone. The history of different forms and types is carefully traced, and the development and relation of periods defined. The reading of illustra- tions is directed to the same purpose. 15. History of English Literature. Three hours credit. Second semester. This follows course 12. A E comprehensive study of English Literature from the age of Dryden to tl1c present time. Open to sophomores. f 3. The Principles of Argumentation and Debate. Three hours credit. First semester. Study of the text Argumentation and Debate by Foster. A careful study of Burke's Speech on Conciliation witl1 America. Several class room debates and one public debate on some national question. Open to sophomores. 4. Advanced Composition. Elective, second semester. Class work, two hours. Two semester credits. Prerequisite, Rhetoric I, and Rhetoric II. Study of tl1e text Creative Prose VVriting by Jefferson and Peckham. Narra- tive and descriptive writing is studied in this course, both in their relation to other forms of composition and as independent forms. The writing of familiar and formal essays is required and special attention is given to the short story. flaw-14 ,mf -pw 1 '- ---aff r-.. -mu 1 9 2 7 mmmmummiig -sf .I C0 IA PUBLIC SPEAKING Margaret Smith-Baker U. B.jg Colorado U. 1. Principles of speech. Three hours credit. Both semesters. A study of the spoken word, types of speeches, action, posture, movement and gestures, a study of the voice. Speech making in the following types of speeches- introduction, presentation and acceptance, sales talk, after-dinner, nominative, political, social reform, school reform, argumentative, scientific, welcome and reply, farc- well and response, etc. . 2. Literary Interpretation. Two hours credit. First ' expressed through the medium of the voice: platform man- nersg an endeavor to portray thought and emotion to the audience, and to establish a common enthusiasm between reader and listener. 53. Dramatic Art. Three hours credit. Second semester. Open to students who have completed course 1. The study of the one act play. Reading and acting plays. Hints on stage technique, acting, producing, etc. BIATPIEINIATICS Edward Ploengcs-Butler AJ, hfich. U. CIW. AQ. Za. College Algebra. Includes a brief review of High School Algebra, together with a treatment of quad- ratic equations, solution of linear equations by determin- ants, theory of exponents, logarithms, progressions, and theory of equations. Prerequisites: One and one-half years of high school algebra. Credit three hours. -il semester. A study of the harmony of mood and thought as 2b. College Algebra: Ditfcrs only from 2a in that it includes a more complete review of elementary topics. This course may he taken by students who offer one and one-half units of entrance algebra, but for such students it gives only three hours credit. Prerequisites: One year high school algebra. Credit, five hours. 2 3a. Planc Trigonometry: The six trigonometric functions: principal formulas of plane trigonometry, trigo- nometric equations. Prerequisites: Must be preceded or accompanied by 2a or 2b. Credit, two hours. 44e. Analytical Geometry: The straightline, circle, ellipse, parabola, hyperbola, 3 transformation of equations, polar co-ordinates and higher plane curves. Prere- 5 quisites: College Algebra and Trigonometry. Credit, five hours. Calculus: Differential Calculus: fundamental principles, derivatives, physical and geometric applications, maxima, minima. Integral Calculusg integration, definite integral. Prerequisites: Courses :Za or 2b, 3 and 4-. Credit, five hours. 11. Theory of Equations: General properties of equations, solution of higher equations, transformation series, and determinants. Prerequisites: Course 5. Credit, three hours. Slide-Rule Computations: Theory of the operation of the slide-rule and suf- ficient practice in its use, so that the student can use it advantageously in making practical calculations. Prerequisites: Fair knowledge of logarithms. Credit, one hour. 5 63. Mathematical theory of statistics. 1 N4 Pig- : 3 ., W. .moo s IA 0. PHYSICAL SCIENCE 1 l YV. Morrison McCall-Ylfestminster QA.B.Qg Missouri U. . Chem. 2. Inorganic Chemistry. Five hours credit. Both semesters. Lectures and recitations, M., W., F., laboratory, Tu., Th., Lab. fee, Sl-35.00. This course is in- tended for students wl1o plan to major in one of the fol- lowing: Clj general science, biological science, domestic science, chemistry, physics, Q65 mathe- as matics, Q75 liberal arts, medicine, engineeringg lv! f10j agriculture. Fee, 35.00. Chem. 3. Inorganic Chemistry and Qualitative An- alysis. Five hours credit. Second semester. Laboratory fee, 35.00. Lectures and recitations, Tu., Th.,, Laboratory M., W., F. Prerequisite Chem. 2 or its equivalent. This course is a continuation of Chem. 2. Fee, 35.00. Phys. Ga General College Physics. Mechanics, Sound, and Heat. Five hours credit. Lectures and Recitations M., VV., F., labora- tory Tu., Th. Prerequisites, elementary chemistry and Math. III. This course is intended for the same classes of students as outlined under the description of Chem. 2. Offered first semester. Fee, 92.50. Phys. 6b. General College Physics. Light and Electricity. Five hours credit. 5 Second semester. A continuation of Ga. Prerequisite Ga. Lectures and Recitations E M.. VV., F., laboratory Tu., Th. Fee 5l'32.50. Chem. 7. Organic Chemistry. Five hours. To be given if sufficient number Q. of students desire it. Prerequisite Chem. 3. Fee 55.00. I Chem. 49. Quantitative Analysis. Two, three, or five hours credit. Prere- 5 quisite, course Laboratory fee 35.00. This course may be taken by appointment if there are sufficient students for a separate course. 1 All students in this department will pay a 332.00 deposit in addition to the fee and will receive the deposit back at tl1e end of the semester provided they have no excessive shortage or breakage. BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE Lorene Bailey-K. S. T. C. QB. SQ, K. U. SQ. 1. Elementary Zoology. Five hours credit. Lec- tures, recitations, and laboratory work. Principles of ani- mal biology and application to problems of human struc- ture, function, development, heredity, and evolution. Training in scientific observation and interpretation. Open to students who have had high school Zoology as well as if if-4 1 A those who have had none. Recitation Tu., W., F., Labora- up tory, M., Thu. Fec, 35.00. Comparative Anatomy. Five hours credit. Struc- ture and relations of the higher vertebrates. Lectures, as- 1 signed readings, and laboratory study of types. A course designed for pre-medical students, teachers, and for those desiring general culture. Prerequisite, Course 1. Recita- tations, Tu., VV., F., Laboratory, M., Thu. Fee, 35.00. 1. Botany. The Living Plant. Five hours credit. VVhat plants reveal about the fundamental problems of life and their relations to our welfare. Lectures, dem- onstrations, laboratory and recitations. Fee, 31.00. ! 9 2 7 imumi1x1i1iIi1iniiimm Im17P2f3 1.1 H -- 0451 zmtznrufzzzzrz Carr E. E i Q3 fi. ii 'us li l any 43 EDUCATION, PSYCHOLOGY AND PHILOSOPHY Allen Piatt-K. S. T. C. QB. SQ, K. U., Columbia U. 1. Methods of Teaching Three hours credit. Those fundamental principles of methods that are most helpful to teachers in organization and presentation of subject matter. Illustrative materials are taken from a wide range of subjects. but emphasis is upon the problems that per- tain particularly to the elementary schools. Required of all students who expect to receive a teacher's certificate at graduation. Prerequisite, thirty hours of college credit. 2. Elementary Education or School Management. Three hours credit. To give the prospective teacher in elementary schools a general appreciation of the aim, scope and setting of elementary education and the more neces- sary information on internal organization of the elemen- tary school. Required of all students who expect to re- ceive a teacher's certificate upon graduation. Prerequisite, thirty hours of college credits. 1-a. General Psychology. Three hours credit. A general survey of the fields of psychology, with a careful study of the field of normal human adult psychology. Required of all students who expect to receive a teacher's certificate upon gradua- tion. Prerequisite, thirty hours of college credit. 13. Ethicsf Two hours credit. The significance of this course is to awaken a vital conviction of the genuine reality of moral problems and the value of reflec- tive thought in dealing with them. It deals with the presentation of historical ma- terial, a discussion of the different types of theoretical interpretation, and the con- sideration of some typical social and economic problems which characterize the present. Especial attention will be given to practical questions arising in the life of the student. SOCIAL SCIENCE Clara Osgood-K. U. QB. AQ, Leland Stanford AQ. 1. Economics. Five hours credit. A concrete an- alytical study of the laws governing man and his relation to wealth. An attempt to furnish the scientific basis for an understanding of economic affairs. 1 and 2. Medieval History. Five hours credit. A history of Europe from the barbarian invasion to the be- ginning of the sixteenth century. 3. English History. Five hours credit. Emphasis upon the growth of economic, social and political institu- tions, First semester. 4 and 5. Modern Europe I. and II. Five hours credit. History from the Reformation to the cnd of the A L Great VVar. G. Contemporary American History. Five hours credit. History of the United States since the Civil War. 10. American Government. Five hours credit. A general and systematic study of the development and structure of American Government, both national and local, with emphasis on actual workings, also serves as a foundation for other courses in political science. Wt QL ERIIIHIIIIIIUITIIIIIXIKIIIIZIIIZIIiIm UHH!ZIIiIIlIIIm1HH' 1IIUEik4EMTHi 1 9 2 7 1iiuif'14.QQum1ur1:nI1n11iu1zuuxiizxrunmmmmximmnixiimunizxiinrrrrmnmnmn -,int of 'Nr .moo ..sr Til 1. 41, i I LANGUAGESJANCIENT AND MODERN . X FRENCH ' Iver Nelson-VVashington U. fB.A.jg Mo. U. 1. Elementary French. Five hours credit. Gram- , mar. First semester. Open to students who have had no Q French. 5 French Reading and Grammar. Five hours : credit. Reading of simple prose texts, dictation, speaking, S elementary composition. Prerequisite, Courses 1. Open 5 to students having one year High School French. Q 3. Modern French Writers. Three hours credit. , , Translations and reading of works of Merimee, George if Sand, Victor Hugo, Anatole France, and Rene Bazin. , i b Open to students having two years of High School French. ' Q Prerequisite. Course 2. . 5 fir. French Composition. Two hours credit. VVritten exercises for grammati- E cal review, free composition, oral exercises, dictation. Must be preceded or accom- 2 panied by Course 3. Open to students having two years of High School French. : 5 5. French Prose and Poetry. Three hours credit. Readings of representa- Q tive works of the seventeenth, eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. Prerequisites, 2 Courses 1, 2, 3, and ft. Q 6. French Composition. Two hours credit. A continuation of Course 4'. 2 SPANISH 2 1. Elementary Spanish. Five hours credit. The essentials of grammar. 2 Careful drill in syntax, about 100 pages of easy reading. Spanish conversation. 2 2. Spanish reading and Grammar. Five hours credit. Reading and transla- 1 Q tion of easy prosesq grammar, composition and practice in speaking Spanish. Pre- 1 Q requisite, Course 1 or one year in high school. il 2 3. Modern Prose VVriters. Three hours credit. Attention is devoted to the Q Q students' acquiring, the ability to read ordinary Spanish prose with fluency and expression as well as to translate with accuracy. The material is chosen from the ' writings of modern novelists and dramatists. Prerequisites, Courses 1 and 2, or two years of high school Spanish. 41. Spanish composition. Two hours credit. Systematic training in writing i and Speaking Spanish. Must accompany or he preceded hy Course 3. Open to students having two years of high school Spanish. 2 5. Spanish Prose and Poetry. Three hours credit. Specimens of the work of I ' poets, dramatists, cssayists and novelists of nineteenth and twentieth centuries. - Prerequisites, Courses 1, 2, 3, and 41, or three years in high school. s 6. Advanced Spanish Composition. Two hours credit. Original Spanish Z themes. Advanced grammar and syntax. Prerequisites, Courses 1, 2, 3, and 4, or three years in high school. s : LATIN .R Luella Pilkington-K. U. 5.4. 12.3, Colorado U. 5 S Virgil. Five hours credit. Open to students who E have had three years of high school Latin. First se- 5 2 mester. T Latin Essays: Cicero. Five hours credit. Inten- sive study of Latin syntax. Appreciation of Cicero's E style. Special study will be made of Cicero's philosophy, E 2 together with the significance of his writings and their in- fluence upon literature and the thought of the world. I I Q 5 5 itbiimii 1 9 2 7 . --are-14--H f----- ---:eg geeiew-1 Wi' ' A 'i1 ?r1r'nr -'- - IIITV' ' ' 1'l V 1 H ' 'V1iTT -A. JUU zrnmzzinuminmzuzmu arxizixigpitziinrzmmgiiir ,W E3 N s 2 i 5 I i HOME ECONOMICS Eliza Edwards--K. S. T. C. QB. SQ. 1 3 if-at 1 .L e +0- 57 i Foods I. Three hours credit. A thorough and sci- E 2 entific study of foods: kinds, growth, composition, digesti- 5 5 bility, fuel value. Foods II. Two hours credit. Continuation of'Foods I. with practice to develop skill in the technic of cookery. 5 5 5 2 5 5 . Z 5 5 Q e a E 2 S Vesta smith-K. s. A. C. QB. S95 stout Institute. 5 2 . , Clothing I. Two hours credit. Recitation and 8 ' 4 4 Q Laboratory. Designed to review the fundamental elements - of sewing and use of commercial patterns. A study of E textiles necessary for intelligent workmanship, under- Q standing, and appreciation of fabrics. Construction of a - Q cotton garment and a wool garment. Laboratory fee, 25 5 .af cents. Civ ul Clothing II. Three hours credit. Recitation and Laboratory. Continuation of Course 1. Emphasis placed X upon use and alteration of commercial patterns and prin- Q ciplcs of Clothing selection with an aim to develop good taste in dress. Construction of a silk dress and choice of ' V A A two other garments. I I 2 e X lie'Lfg5,:imnLnlr.1i::xigzr:1nm11111nnnr::uumn1I1uni1rmrn1111r1migr5 'I I A T Jggunmmnguggm .fi PHYSICAL EDUCATION For Men. Z First Semester-Two hours credit. Indoor games, I1 E drill, calcsthenics, apparatus work and sports. s Second Semcsterf Two hours credit. Indoor QQZXIHCS, advanced caiesthcnics, apparatus work and sports. Q g 5 2 Z 5 S S E I 2 Ii F E 5 5 F 5 t . . 2 For IVOmen. : Kittie Phelps+K. S. T. C. QB.Sjg K. U., Colo. U. 5 First Sen1csterf'I'wo hours credit. Calesthcnics, : marching tactics, folk dancing, and sports. Q3 fc Second Semester--Two hours credit. Calesthenics. ' E marching tactics, folk dancing, practice teaching, and 5 sports. E E i 5' 3:-,M vu.. --if uf., rp, II I .. I11I I dIlIIKtLxgyK6f'.DBZ 1 9 2 7 HlHR2Vi'gQ 1I!I1LH lImI 1ZEHYHUXYUIIi1 i,xg ,W Stephen C. Hinshaw-Emporia Q.f1.B.jg K. S. T. C. Qu 1 M lelggiiiilzrijnfirggrgzizinznmumruggig'ni .I N3rrm'rrimii mmmmii ' fin . COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT John H. Koontz+K. S. T. C. Local credit of two and one-half hours will be given each semester for typing, shorthand and bookkeeping. 2 DEAN OF YVOMEN Nora E. SmithfK. S. T. C.g Colorado U.g Columbia U. V All correspondence concerning the interests of young women students' who are interested in Parsons Junior College. will be promptly and gladly answered by Miss Smith. She will help in securing board and rooms for f girls. and positions, if they wish, to work outside of school hours. Address: 2-L16 VVashington Avenue, Parsons, Kan- sas. Phone 577. 1 J iff LIBRARY Helen Bartlett-K. S. T. C.g Kellogg Library School. I The school affords a well equipped, up-to-date library containing many valuable reference books treat- ing of numerous and diverse subjects. In addition it is 1 F supplied with the best of current periodicals. At the l head of this department is a competent librarian, Miss l Helen Bartlett. who also has charge of the college read- ing room, which is devoted to the interests of the con- scientious and studiously inclined. 1 3 i 1 A gi3i:iir:r:Z::tt .,............::: . . . . ' ' 1 9 2 7 W Z EZIKI J Co NIANW.. - COURSES OFFERED 1927-1928 First Semester- Second Semestclp' Public Speaking Public Speaking ...... Rhetoric CFreshmanj .. ....2 hrs hrs hrs English Literature QFresh- . . . .2 hrs History of English Litera- manj ............. ture CSoph.j ....... P rinciples of Argumentation and Debate CSoph.Q . College Algebra ...... College Algebra .... Trigometry .......... Calculus ............. Slide-Rule Computations General 'Psychology . . . Ethics ............. Elementary Zoology . . . English History .... Economics ........... French I. ....... I .... . Modern French Writers French Composition. . .. Spanish I. .......... . Modern Prose Writers . Spanish Composition .. Virgil ............ .. . . Inorganic Chemistry . . . College Physics ..... Typing ........ Foods I. .... . Clothing I. .. ....2 ....2 hrs hrs hrs hrs ....2 hrs ....5 hrs ...1 hr. hrs hrs ...5 hrs ....5 hrs ....5 l1rs hrs 3 hrs ....2 hrs ....5 hrs hrs ....2 hrs ....5 hrs ...5 hrs ....5 hrs ....21Q hrs. ... .3 hrs hrs. Rhetoric CFreshmanj ...... English Literature CFresh manj .... ........... History of English Litera- ture . ............... . Advanced Composition ..... Analytic Geometry . . . . . . College Algebra .... . . . Theory of Equations . School hianagement . . . . . Methods of Teaching ...... Botany .................. Comparative Anatomy ..... American Government ..... Medieval History ...... French I I. .............. . French Prose and Poetry . . . French Composition . . . . Spanish Reading and Gram- mar ................... Spanish Prose and Poetry. . . Advanced Spanish Compo- sition . ................. Latin Essaysg Cicero ..... . Chemistry and qualitative Analysis .............. .. College Physics . . . . . . Public Speaking . . . . . Public Speaking . . . . . Typing . ........ .. Foods II. ..... . . . Clothing II. . . . . . 2 3 3 2 5 5 3 3 3 5 5 5 5 5 3 2 5 3 2 5 5 5 3 2 .215 2 3 hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. hrs. ACTIVITY FEE An activity fee of 82.50 is charged each student for the activities of each semes- ter. This fee entitles the student to admission to all social, athletic, and other pro- grams given under the supervision of the college. The activity fund is budgeted so that the various activities will receive an equitable share of the money received. GENERAL INFORMATION The Parsons Junior College offers an excellent opportunity for students living in all parts of Labette County and surrounding territory to secure two years college training fully accredited by the University of Kansas and the State Board of Edu- cation at a minimum cost and with the advantage of home surroundings. A tuition fee of 88.00 per month will be charged students who live outside the Parsons School district. A Parsons Junior College scholarship with free tuition will be granted each year to one member of the graduating class of each high school in the towns sur- rounding Parsons. This scholarship must be secured through the principal or super- intendent of the school where the student is attending and applications to them should be made as early as possible. Many jobs are available in Parsons to students who need to earn money while attending school and an effort will be made to secure work for students who are com- pelled to pay part or all of their own expenses while in Junior College. Applications for such jobs should be made as soon after August 1st as possible. N I 5 15 'f N K 'K N f E X fs' x L R X ., X X X N X X X W ' K 3,555 2 M ,r f-LH!! XX M!!! Sophomores GW co IA 5 2 E i : E I ee 0' GREGG ATHY 4 Class Pres. '27 Pres. Student Body '27 2 Student Council '27 2 Once in a Blue Moon . Bus. Mgr. The Goose Hangs High f 0 I 5 CECIL BENJAMIN Football '26, '27 Basket Ball '26, '27 Capt. Basket Ball '27 5 BERNICIQ BRADFIELD 5 Juconian Staff '27 -- Red Peppers '26, '27 , Hiking Club '26, '27 E Once in a Blue Moon Q 5 5 2 S E HARRIETT CHRISTY 5 Hiking Club '26 5 S 5 if ,532 . YQV 5 ' LIARIAN COLES UP Hiking Club '26, '27 5 Glee Club '27 2 Once in a Blue Moon 2 Queen '26 5 l E I 5 ?lEIHHIHHXlHHH!m1 HHHHIHUlllImZlmUlm .I I .E ' 5 a 5 3 5 5 DAISY COLLINS Hiking Club '27 , Y. W, C. A, '27 Glee Club '27 1' N.. C 1 EUGENE C0LoPv ' Orator '26 Debate '26 S DELLA CIIEAMER E Y. W. C. A. '26, '27 Q Glee Club '27 - 5 - Debate '27 E 2 ' E g Z 5 5 1 . I INEZ CITNNINGHALI Y. W. C. A. '27 Hiking Club '26, '27 Once in a Blue Moon IJIXIE DAIIIH Red Peppers '27 : Hiking Club '26 Glee Club '27 Once in a Blue Moon A . . ,.,. E 2 5 ' 5 YP' .l 5 X., 1 HELEN DIXON Red Peppers 26 27 - Orchestra 26 27 Q Hiking Club 26 5 IRENE DOYLE Red Peppers '26, '27 ' Hiking Club '26, '27 I RosAM0 ND Envy Juconian Staff '27 Sec'y Hiking Club '27 V? 1 u ki, ,U is tr Y. W. C. A. '27 LACY GOODRICH Track '26, '27 Once in a Blue Moon Q, fi F AYE HARRIS : Student Council '27 -5 Juconian Queen '27 Y. W. C. A. '26, '27 Hiking Club '26, '27 Juconian Staff '26 E z f, Wm. l 5. 5 HELEN HARRIS Juconian Staff '27 Hiking Club '26, '27 1-ci' T BERYL HENNING Hiking Club '26, '27 g Once in a Blue Moon 5 EDNA HOWVELL 2 Glee Club '27 Y. W. C. A. '27 E E E. i 2 Z FRANCIS JAMES 2 Juconian Staff '27 5 Once in a Blue Moon Q The Goose Hangs High 2 , I 2 5 S I Q, l , f- N J lf BIARIAN JONES X 3 5 3 2 2 E 5 Q L Q nmzz:m:xmzL14M - ':::1:z:xnxx::z1zzmm::uu:mizE 67m 1 9 2 7 4.411 : Fire Prince J C0 i LOREN KENNEDY E Once in a Blue Moon NAOMI KERR IJOROTHY IAEDBETTER Pres. Red Peppers '27 Red Peppers '26, '27 Hiking Club '26, '27 WAl.T1-31: LINSQOTT Student Council '27 Football '26 Track '26 Once in a Blue Moon BIILDRED RIANNERS Red Peppers '26 Y. W. C. A. Pres. '26 Chief Hiker '27 Glee Club '27 Once in a Blue Moon X v K l X s l N AN 0, .. EARL NIARTIN Football '26, '27 Orchestra '26, '27 52 J C0 N AN PAUL NIAXVVELL ABNFJIK MCCRARY , Football '26, '27 EDVVARD BICELVAIN Juconian Staff '27 Student Council '26 Football '26, '27 1, Basket Ball '26, '27 Capt. Track '26, '27 Glee Club '27 Orchestra '26. '27 I,vs1'x-11: JIVNNHKR g Debate '26, '27 Orchestra '26, '27 Once in a Blue Moon The Goose Hangs High , . c:...... , rd, ,,....,.. ........ , . GE w1927m fv 7 JUCO NIA it m umuu mum nn mum nu mn ummm an u f1H!1iL.1 s nf, 0 i 5 5 s E E Q f 5 i 5 E 5 5 ROBERT IWUNNEKE E E A .if I 2' Q H EDMA NIEDERLANDER Hiking Club '26 E 5 SYB11, PARKS E E : ' Red Peppers '26, '27 5 2 Juconian Staff '27 5 Q Campus Queen '27 Q 2 Orchestra '26, '27 5 Hiking Club '26 E 2 3 IAOWELL PAULSON 5 E a n i n YS? U DOROTHY PIATT E Once in a Blue Moon E The Goose Hangs High E S i i I 3 1 9 2 7 ,V V. HARRY RANDALL Student Council 26 .M.c.A.. E Track '25 5 Turn to the Right E The Fire Prince A Once in a Blue Moon' LEWIS ROLLER Football '26, '27 Basket Ball '26, '27 I Y '27 II , F The Goose Hangs High I RAYMOND SHELLEDY M. U.-Columbia, Mo. iSecond Semesterj CHARLIE SMAY Capt. Football '27 Football '26, '27 Basket Ball '27 Y. W. C. A. '26, '27 Hiking Club '26, '27 Glee Club '27 Once in a Blue Moon The Goose Hangs High I N, 4 BETTY STARNES ll 4 1927 it A 5 m ulmlmmmm .I l C i f- - , mmmiimumnmimnmmnizimmuirmnmmmmnnmnu , - - 9 QF' sa 5 o.. i ' 5 5 r 5 BIARGARET STINSON Y. W. c. A. '26, '27 , 3' Hiking Club '27 Glee Club '27 lo : 2 5 MARY STOCKDALE 5 : 5 I M 'N I 5 Juconian Editor '27 2 Pres. Y. W. C. A. '27 5 Student Council '26 Q Hiking Club '26, '27 E Once in a Blue Moon Q A The Goose Hangs High E Queen '26 - if .gage ll E 2 I HmDHDZm1.H.WH E iIE 1 9 2 7 QR NEDRA 'FIBBETTS 5 Y. W. C. A. '26, '27 5 Hiking Club '27 2 : i VIRGINIA VAN 1xIE'1'ER f . X573 V kd x ...I JQQ ' x XX X 45: A xr? X xxx M xn xx i X T W Q31 N X KF' I W SQEQY S,- Zzx if W fffiffgjf P ffm? Freshmen 2? .moo NIAN E 1 9 2 7 ----.-----..-.. ..... . .moo NIAN JUCO NIAN ZZ Q 2 X W fp xi X x ww fl E- .. x 4 1 Athletics G? wif J co NIA mm mm? zz D gg E! COA CH STEPHEN HINSHAXV gxll ahh- director of sports and atlllvtivs in the vullogv. he has don-lupcd winning tn-:uns S in footlmll, basket bull and track. E 3 KF Es 5 gl CHEEF? LEADER ' 5 1,A of i 5 MEARs SMIT J K ,-'2,'QtaP- .-C, , ., , k::..1.-fn, v ,, ,FSR I.1U.,Aj Lm,.L'HII Alllll? u6MiL1UHu1m JI!....ILJ1Al..AII1.. m.lI1l..UI1l..ll1I1I1I1lHI1II. :yn 'wr' 'V JQQ -.,:w L fsagpffs . 5- IIQTJAXQQIIKZII 11111111 NX Zmmmf1HiI1lImIUDDU '.HH' Xi 'KV ' 'Wi' sm1M...-............WJ C0 N AN . PREVIOUS ATHLETIC RECORDS The achievements of the Parsons Junior College in athletics previous to this year have been most gratifying. In the first three years' organization of our col- lege we held a State Championship in each of the three major sports: football, basket ball, and track, and at no time, with the exception of one third place in track, finished lower than second in the championship race. Looking at our football record: In 1923 we won the Football, State Cham- pionship, completing the season without loss of a game. In 1924 we finished in second place, losing the championship to Iola bv one point, the score of the game at Iola being 7 to 6. In 1925 we also finished in second place, losing one game to Arkansas City, who, although they only played three games, were considered the champions. For basket ball: In 1924 the team got a good start but hit a Uslumpi' and fin- ished with only a fair season. In 1925 the team won the State Basket Ball Cham- pionship without the loss of a single game. And in 1926 we finished in second place, losing only to Arkansas City. For track: In 1924 we had no team. But tl1e following year H9252 we took the State Track Championship with ease. In 1926 we were not so successful as a a team and finished with our one third place. In the course of our playing. P. J. C. has defeated several four-Vear college and independent teams rather out of her class. In basket ball we have beaten Pittsburg K. S. T. C.: Ivanhoe De Molavs of Kansas Citv, Missouri: Baker Universitv and Saint John's College. In football we have beaten Ozark Wesleyan of' Carthage, Missouri, and tied Pittsburg K. S. T. C. We have also had some athletes in our Hrst three vears who have gone on from P. J. C. and gained further recognition in athletics. Perhaps the most notable of these is Robert Greenwade, now attending Emporia K. S. T. C., who holds the American record for the 440-yard dash and who toured Europe last summer running against the best European runners. including the famous Nurmi. Bailey Ricketts, Gerald Talley. and Carl Stueber have just completed a successful season as regulars at Baker University, and Barton Dean is ending his football and track career this vear at Washburn College. i In the short time our college has been established P. J. C. has set up a most enviable athletic record and the coming classes will have to aim high to uphold her reputation for good teams. Egg,LLIIIIIXIIIHIZIIIIILIIIl1IWHI!IHIIIHm UUT!UTgTUm J ' ' FMU: fztxziz:1rur111fmt1x1zzuz:::zu1:1111:11:11:::::1111z11xi:mxtQ-ig CA tl, , , , , , ,,,, , A , M' QQ. z 1 I l 1 r Ks is L1 V1 M 9, 1 w ii Q 4 ii F, fa 'r I fue .gg zf20o:g!C1 .ss UE 1 1 9 2 7 f..Qfif11i::ti:':,g: - -xr' -vp vx iw 43 X. ,yf il-lil. IHIIIIIIIIII ImIIHY IIIlHImiIlmli1IYIIX1AI'lIl111IIl J m FOOTBALL The college football team, although finishing in third place, was one of the most feared teams in the Junior College Conference. Capt. Charles Smay, tackle, and Cecil Benjamin, halfback, were chosen on the all conference team. Ralph Vohs, end, was chosen on the second team. CHARLES SMAY, Captain-Tackle. Charley played a stellar game at tackle and led the team through many hard battles. Unanimously selected as an all-conference tackle, he was hard to stop on both the offense and defense, and his driving-through tactics disrupted many a well planned attack. BERT CRANDALLTFllllb3.Cli. Moochie played his Hrst year fullback for' P. J. C. His line plunging ability and his defensive play in backing up the line were potential factors in the successful season. LEWIS ROLLER-Center. Roller was probably in action more than any man on the team, having started as Center in every game. His loss by graduation will be greatly felt next year. CARL HEDRICK-4GLlHPd. Hedrick made his first letter in Parsons sports this year. Tall and heavy set, it was practically impossible to take him off his feet, a fine asset for any lineman. He has one more year in Junior College. DICK CAMPBELLTIIZ1lfb3.Cli. Dick's injuries kept him out of the game a greater part of the season. Dick's long punts paved the way for several Parsons victories. This was Dick's first year. LEONARD CRANDALL--End. Len, playing his first year for P. J. C., worked well at end position. A fast, rangy man, he proved a big defensive threat to all the teams he faced. Although he did not finish the season, he proved to be a great asset to the team. EDWIN DoUGLAs-Halfback. 1 Doug's sensational catching of passes was one of the features of the season. He had the knack of always finding a strategic position for receiving or intercepting the ball and once it touched his Hnger tips, it seemed to stick there. Doug played his last season for the college this year. RALPH V0HS1EDd. Ralph Vohs, playing his first year, proved to be one of the finest wingmen in the conference. He is a steady, consistent, hard-driving player and has an uncanny ability to snag passes. Vohs was chosen second all-conference end. .moo NIANQ Mc grfavf C900 Yjxfvx Lane fkfly' FOOTBALL EARL MARTIN-End. Earl played his second year at end for P. J. C. Stockily built and fast, and quick to get down under punts, he was an ideal defensive end. Earl was a feared player by opponents on the conference fields. EDWARD MCELVAIN-Quarterback. As a punter, passer, runner, intereference maker, and fearless fighter, Ed will long be remembered in P. J. C. annals. Although the smallest man on the team, he was forever flashing in the eyes of the spectators. This was Edls last year. CECIL BENJAMIN'HHlfbdCk. Fox closed his second year for the Parsons Junior College in romantic style, being chosen all-conference halfback. He was feared as a triple-threat man because of his accurate passing, consistent punting, and running ability. Fox received his early training at the Parsons High School where he played two years. ABNER MCCRARY-T1iCklC. Big Mac, one of the largest men on the .lu-Co squad, gave every indication in the season just played of developing into a great tackle. He was handicapped by severe injuries the Hrst part of tl1e year, but played a Hne game in the season's closing triumphs. ROBERT KELLY-Guard. Bob was one of Steven Hinshaw's heaviest linemen. A stubborn, hard-driving type of player he givesi promises of developing into a star lineman next season. Although rather slow, his size, Hghting qualities, and endurance made him an ideal man to fall heavy opposing lines. GORDON GooDW1N-Halfback. Goodwin was one of the most dependable of the backfield substitutes. He has one more year of competition, and great things are expected of him next season. HOWARD TYSON-Guard. Red Tyson made his first letter this year filling in at almost any line position. 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T 'Hf , , ' W , -. - - ' ,I ',..,.,.4- - YQ - ' ' I Q 3 -HI,-7'i'ff,2 Aida 'ff IV? K 'I 4 1' W J! f I. . -- K M - A as--f...sm.aA2I.-1.9.-,IWs:sI:w,, ,Wwe I . ..,f-pw W.-:wi-:ram V V I -L, .52 U aa. I, , , I . I , ., ...I BASKET BALL The college squad made an unusual showing this year in basket ball, winning some very difficult games. Fox Benjamin was chosen as guard on the All-Junior College Conference team and Ralph Vohs was chosen center. SMAY-Forward. Charlie played a splendid Game at forward and handled the ball exceptionally well. This was his first year and last as Well, since Chick graduates this spring. NICE LVAIN--19 orward. We ll have to hand it to Eddie, he was great. Eddie held the crowd spell- bound with his brilliant playing in the Ark City game and his work all season was D L I Y 7 unusual. He finishes this year, also. 2 VOHS-Center. Ralph holds an enviable record, being high scorer of the entire Junior College League. His marvelous agility and deadly aim marks him an outstanding player. BEN.lAMINwCaptain-Guard. An uncanny coolness and steadiness of mind distinguished the illustrious cap- tain. With clever, clean, hard playing, Foxey created a standard hard to outdo. CRANDALL-Guard. With all the vim, vigor and fire characterizing those with his peculiar shade of hair, Moochie played the game this year. An excellent guard and hard fighter, his record will be hard to improve. yr J C0 IA ,f BASKET BALL MOSHER-Forward. Lyman starred in nearly every game this season and displayed an unusual abil- ity to handle the ball. Great things are expected of Lyman in the spring of '28, LAUDERBACH-'Forward I As a new man on the team, as well as in school, Lauderbach has created quite a reputation for himself in his achievements in basket ball. ROLLE R-Center. Some very sensational plays mark the career of Steam Roller. He worked exceptionally hard and deserves much credit for his persistence. HARRIS-Guard. Although Bill was given little chance to strut his stuff this year, he has proven himself especially adept with the ball, and next year will no doubt make a brilliant player. KNOX-Guard. h Kenneth was a hard fighting, dependable, consistent player. This being his Freshman year, the school has another excellent man to count on the coming season. K6m1927m . '4 I JUC0 0 IA ,E -X .V-'F V. fl: , ' g V,,',:g:4.V' 5 Xkfsg :N V Q ,lf f A wg-A ,M ,,ewQMass-'rw-V,Z1..t,:-.gf5', K . V. o . 6 . S '-:Sw A -f 1 ,- ,. -- V, V - 1 i 1 . a sg,,V. A V , , , ', ' ,,, i f ., , . L , W 'W ' ' ' ' H ' ' W - ' ,, - - ,, .. , . V' , A . V , 7 -1 47 ' 2 Y W .Viiigii,:2'.iffiQi3 '.gf'31?5 1fai il ' '- .-141 V Vn 'F -atvg5..s- - 11. ,wgE1,,i.,, , , NW-LV-as-355 , i WV, , H,.e,,Q . 5 .. Q. . , ,V .V 1,5 - , A ,Mg WV? ' - ,. '. ' ' - if' - ', - E - 'vs ', .' 'EER yr .1 I' ' - .asm 1 -' V- ' V , . 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Robert Dial holds the state record in the discus throw, established in 1926, and Edward McElvain, cap- tain of the 1927 team, holds state records in the 100-yard and 220-yard dashes. Benjamin, Roller, Smay and McElvain are the only veterans to return to the team this year but much new and excellent material has been found in the Freshman class. Such men as Mosher and Talhelm, distance runnersg Goodwin and Goodrich, dashes and hurdles, Vohs and Creighton, jumps and pole vault, and Hedrich, weights, augmented by Smay, Roller and. Benjamin, weights, Kennedy, distance, and McElvain, dashes, are expected to make a likely aggregation. Mosher, Creighton and Vohs are performing regularly in better than record time, and hopes in the Parsons camp are indeed running high. uunn1-umnnnumm-nmmununn u m lk 9 2 7 nmumm . L r fee ,V , s I 2 E 5 E i S 2 3 s E is rf? 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Nl El CAST: Left to Right4Munneke, Smith, Starnes, Piatt, Thomas, Donnelly, Cotten, Knox, Kelley, McGowan, Creighton, James, 'gif Van Meter, Randall. 5 PRODUCING STAFF The Junior College play, 'The Goose Hangs High,' if S , I D, i presented last night in the high school auditorium, de- Q Margaret mltl ' ' Hector ser es a place of honor with the best dramatic produc- : Q Calvin Talhelm. . . . . .Stage Manager tions ever staged here. To say it wa excellent is not to 2 5 Harry lmmich. . . ......... Electrician exaggerate' : 5 Charlie Miller. 1 .HPI-01 I-ty Manager The cast had been picked expertly, there were no 5 f , , I misfits. Credit for producing the annual play goes to E 5 Gregg Athy B usmew Manager Miss Margaret Smith, teacher of dramatics l'-From E 5 Harry Randall. . ...Advertising hlanager the Parsons Daily Sun.-Feb. 19, 1927. E 5 - ' f ll llllllllllll lllll llllllllllll lllllllllill lllllllllllllllnlllll ? unrrrrmiLzxuhfzngnirixmirzrrmnrmizzimumzmlrrutnmmum J ix., . mi DEBATE - Affirmative: Gehring, Lancaster, Mortimer. E Coaches: Miss Sylvia Barnes and Mr. John Koontz. S Question: Resolved, That the trend from local to federal control is inimical to the best interests of the United States. : aa 2 Negative: Creamer, Munneke, Lewis. g S I 5 I fs n i 5 I 5 RUSS BERNITA 1lcGOXVAN MR. LESTFIK lXlUNNl'lKl'l 2 lleclamation Oration Q 1 iiuQj3ijiEni 1 9 2 7 iiu?Qxigg'Q m xmmI K J co 0 N Ng 6 Q 3 COLLEGE ACTIVITIES The Sophomores held a little love feast for the Freshmen at the beginning of the school year, in the gymnasium. After extracting promises of humble acquiescence the lordly hosts led their lowly guests to a sumptuous banquet table and a good time was had by all. Following this came a very different kind of entertainment- the teachers' reception of tl1e students. This enjoyable affair will long be remembered as an outstanding event in the year. The teachers proved to be admirable hosts and provided an excellent program and delicious refreshments. The annual frolic was held in the gym on account of the ex- ceedingly damp weather which, however, did not dampen the spirits of a hundred or more college youths who obtained delightful diversion in a game of football, in drop the the handkerchief, and in devour- ing the picnic supper. Each year the college answers the summons of spring, forgets school and all drudgery, strikes for a day and hikes off to the wide open spaces. As per custom this year the students and their profes- sors donned hiking toggery, and with kodaks, fishing poles, balls and bats, bathing suits, etc., spent a most enjoyable day in the open. Just before graduation the college held a banquet, which proved a success in every way. We hope to have established this as an an- nual event in the spring as a sort of last get-together before the Sopho- mores leave the college. 6 ? 4- '-1'- . X532 7 fi N ' Q Lx 5 xx 5Vf Z f Lg XX x X X Nl pf if I x. X 51- mxmx f' Pg Mx fl ' Qrqanlzahons 5 i THE STUDENT COUNCIL President - - - - - - Gregg Athy Sophomore Representatives - Faye Harris, Walter Linscott Freshmen Representatives Roberta Read, Kenneth Knox The student council is an attempt towards democratic administration within the College. It meets with the dean and discusses the problems of the school. Student problems are left entirely to the council, including the distribution of the Activity Fee and the nature of social functions. Thus the opinion and senti- ments of the student are considered when a school question is settled. The personnel of the council consists of two representatives from each class, and the president of the student body. The latter presides as chairman at all of the meetings. Although the organization is not perfect, and is still in its infancy, it is a great step towards promoting peace, and preserving school traditions. f1m19271 m I K JUGO A les r z i I i J N 4Uf. W THE COLLEGE ORCHESTRA The orchestra is an outstanding organization in the College, and although small is composed of excellent musicians. It has been .able to furnish splendid lnuslcal P1'0gY21II1S for both student and community avtivities. An accolnplislied orchestra leader and a iinished musician, Prof. Iwer N Nelson heads the organization. The personnel: FIRST VIOLINISTS Sybil Parks Lester Xlunneke Thvla Call SECOND VIOLINISTS Constanre Lewis Elizabeth Thomas CLARINE'1'IST Earl Martin I 'Ubi Y Y, 3 YY Y K fx Qml'mIIm mXIHmmJ mirEglfgL? ,XJ PIA N IST Helen Dixon FLUTIST Edward ML-Elvain CELLOISTS Anna hfac Harris Bonita Gchring 1 9 2 7 'YV' .1 co NIAN mu A , ,Ali l ii Q' Left to Right, Top Row: Tibbetts, Daigh, Streetmaker, Coles, McGowan, E VViles, Taylor, Baker. 5 Center Row: Collins, Manners, Austin, Cotten, Steele, VVilton, Howell, Thomas. 5 Bottom Row: Gehring, VVorkrnan, Daugherty, Prof. Nelson, Starnes, Hudson, 5 f THE WOMENS GLEE CLUB Read. A A A., Although getting' rather a late start in organizing this year, tl1e VVomen's Glee Club has established a reputation for itself already. X, l About twenty-five girls, some possessing unusual ability, compose the club, and excellent music has been derived from this source. Although having had only a few E occassions to appear in public, they are a very popular group of young women. 3 Professor Iver N. Nelson is a capable director of glee clubs and has proven : himself worthy of much credit. 2 : : i E 2 z I E I : : i l EYQN P 3' L39 i i.:f':'.:iiiEi::3If''imixiiiiffzzmxzxzmi: QI .:n:ImT:TLi:Eu:iiMiiiii:E:fxIYQl'.i' 9 -W -ff-f --- v THE MEN'S GLEE CLUB Left to Right: Talliclm, Gerclcs. Prof. Nelson, Lancaster, Prather, Mears Munnr-ko, Tyson. Pianist: Bonita Gr-liring. Another new organization in the college this year is the Menis Glen- Club. They have displayed remarkable talent for singing and have made tlieinsclves popular at home and abroad hy their cxcvllc-rit ahility and clever repertoire. Again Prof. Nelson is responsible for this, another attraction in our college, and his efforts arc heartily appreciatccl. ra. D W . :'i a'x ? .'-- H-'re-f -+f2.f if lm Y mm 'limtm II .,YIfIIfITIT1Y,I!QIL.JIi S I 5 S THE Y. W. C. A. s President - Virginia Van Meter I Vice-president - Eula Daugherty Secretary - Marguerit Finnical Treasurer - - - Edith Cotton Chairman of Program Rosamond Eddy Chairman of Finance - Thela Call Chairman of Service - hfary Christy - Chairman of hfembership - Della Creamer 5 Chairman of Social - Inez Cunningham 5 Chairman of Publicity - Ellfrieda Baker E f Sonfr Leader --------- Elizabeth Thomas Sponsors-lNIiss Nora Smith, Miss Helen Piper, lNIiss Clara Osgood, Miss Julia 5 Wilcox. The College Y. VV. C. A. became a well established organization in the school 4 this year and has been functioning successfully. ltfeetings are held on every other Vfednesday morning, and there has been :1 g steady increase in the attendance. The nature of the subjects discussed seems to 2 have been a drawing card, for they have been topics vitally interesting to every young college Woman. Charity work was undertaken at Christmas time. Pot luck suppers, parties, and the presentation of a little play in conjunction with the Paere Club have all added to the interest of its members. Z la WISP ff s 1 --V f ' ?. n,. ,.--,.. ,. .Wi E30-H1 ''xufzimi,1:111:11:11zzzlzixzzxzzzigiuznyz1:11::xzL:.i:: zuuxgxgg J 311x1:1uuzuiuuzzmizzuixuziiggguxxiuiinxmrig 1 1 1 3 z E l Nl!! 9 El E 5 I IZ! E 51 wrt' J 1 Ei is Ei gs E 1 1 w Ei! I 5 s -W W 2 President - Lyman Bloshcr Vice-president - - Yvayne Allen Secretary and 'IlI'1'2lSllI'L'l' - Floyd Gcrclvs Sponsor WV. llorrison Mc-Call il Thu Y. NI. C. A. is :1 nvw club in thi- colle-gc this year and has been vstahlisllcd only sinvc tht- si-cond Sl'lllK'Stl'l'. Its im-mln-rsliip is unusual for such :1 young orgnni- 5 zzition and it is inc-rm-using stcuclil-V. The lnvctings urn' of :1 most intcrc-sting nziturv and new trends of thought and idvus are started. 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I S S s fglwgf i?42'e1fW'mf' A? sz?-?2savsugs22ef2-S Qfzgaiigigaggfziv : -- -A -fr--wg,,..eem-fgfzszg Q f '--' ig g ---axis-msg? -r iser-M 13 A K 1-s ,offs-fc 5 2 'S f ' L 3 I 5 5 E x g, '- Q K-55175-5 I I ,.,., A In K , .t iglgglwgiygl Daigh Goss The only organized pep club in the college is the Red Peppers, a group of lively ' 69 4 A I f.. ..... .......... ........... ........................... .......................-.- .--.-- . lu...----.--H 1 9 2 7 K gl IU' Tig 1 f Jco - THE HIKING CLUB Chief Hiker - - Mildred Manners Secretary and Treasurer Roszunond Eddy Sponsor - - llliss Bailey Motto: Tho the hills be ru f 'cd we climbf' kg 1 The Hiking Club consists of twenty-two members :incl was organized :it the beginning of the second semester. The girls hike once zz week after school. taking :1 lunch which must not exceed the cost of ten cents. The :zttenclzince on the weekly hikes is good. as :1 fine is collected for unexcused absences. ' llluch interest is shown by the girls :md the Hiking Club is recognized as one of the most prominent organizations of the college. 1 9 2 7 ' -- I : : S E : E ! 5 s 3 s ,si .A 9 2 3 2 f F FTP. X 235 L 'X V - - -., ,...i..q...-.-v. - uuuH!IMmm1mIMm1rlH1IIl1mUuuu:mum J yg 'IlI1IUTiUmI1mnImmmImUmmIIm1JIIImHHTImlmIITIH1mIL4 'ln'-g'- 7' , ff Af E ,f 3. S I .4 - 1 I 29 Ig 1 N35 x C W I 7 7, Lf? X X Q A, fs My W V X X J xx X E Q X V W W ZX is ' 5 kkkgx Rm EWMM , Jokc-:-Oman QW M umnmmmmmmmfmuumg1E4 ,I N A N g uf - r CU 5 V1 2 Luiz. 2 3 I Mow i s 1 E 1 . , , X HQ0- 'r IX ' T G jszzirumzzniurrrzuirtnzauinxnimuniruuuuuuuminmrmmrrm J ff YA L '77 ' 'f if JOKES Try these: Methuselah liked lem. we should have written Juconian- -Jew-cohen-ian. Louis Long CRushing into libraryj: I want the life of Ceasarf' Miss Bartlett: I'm sorry, but Brutus beat you to it.', MURDER AS A FINE ART Charlie's tactics in regards to thc annual have led some people to believe that Don't kill your wife, let electricity do the dirty work.-CFrom a vacuum cleaner ad.j TOUGH LUCK Landlady: What on earth are you doing with gas escaping? Lauderback: Trying to commit suicide, but it's no use, because I've got a cold and I canlt smell a thing. Here's another one on the local talent. By the way, don't make fun of these jokes, you may be old and weak yourself sometime. Philip Mosher: I saw you in church last Sunday. Lyman Mosher: I didn't notice you. Philip Mosher: I suppose not. You see I took the collection. i Soph.: VVe ean't send any more dispatches to Washington. Frosh.: VVhy not? Soph.: Because Washington's dead. VVhat could be a sweeter suicide?', says Ralph Vohs, after reading the head- lines, Kissing Shortens Lifef' AIN'T THIS SWEET? There was an old man from Calcutta He talked with a terrible stutta, He screwed up l1is face when he tried to say grace, And blew l1is false teeth in the butta. I Gregg Athy: VVhen I was young the doctors said that if I didn't stop smok- ing, I would become feeble minded. Miss Bailey: VVell, why didn't you stop ? Helen Harris: Irene, are you sure Tom loves you, and you alone? Irene Slane: Oh yes! More than at any other time. A stranger reported to Sergeant Mike McLean that he had his grip, overcoat and umbrella stolen before he was in town two hours, and he said, There will be an awful reckoning in this burg when Gabriel blows his horn over it.', Sergeant Mike replied, Gabriel will never blow his horn over this town, they'll steal it before he gets a chance to blow itf' QQ .,Hmml7 mixm W 5141, 1 ww' ,J r 1 v A - W? CAL ENDAH WW Seflbnben, ucrobea Novemben 4 QX fn: CedHR Q! X Magi .5 Vw., ff: N l 5 1 'HQ ' -' Wm X I-gtifligefinfuf - fy I 1 DeeeN::4oN Jnuuny HCEAUAA p pay Q ,. E 5 ! i' BI-: 2 4 ln! 'Y' H rr, Ax A .4 Jfj T' MX 5692 1 l . f -- 4' f E ff, , 1 t K 8'Vf,j,'f3g8 --KKK M f Z N ' 'W 5 ff? v X S-W i Q 559 gm , I Q Q 9 bv W 09 f m x L f 5 l --M U 1 6. C '1l S x 3 i 5 A 5 'fl ' f'iP 1 .:-m:,,3,,g-.4 19 2 7 il IUITTHTTTIIIIZIIHII 'KI IIIIIKI I IIIIIIIIIIIU J IIIIIIIHIIIIHHHIIIITIIIIIIIIIIIIYTTIIllllllIIIIIIIIQIIIEHIIIIIIHIIUH - dv r ANYHOW I'I S TOO MUCH I. I.acy Goodrich: I claim that congressmen are paid more than their worth. VValter Linscott: How much are they paid? Lacy Goodrich: I donit know. I I The announcement that kissing shortens life three minutes to the kiss had some of the students worried. But perhaps this piece from the local Sun, who in turn E 5 5 Z took it from the Emporia Gazette, will put at peace the minds of those worried. An item going the rounds of the Kansas press, recites the dubious fact that an , . eminent psychologist announces that every kiss shortens life three minutes. This is palpably absurd. Take the writer for instance, aged fifty-nine years, one month ' and nineteen days, and fancy kissing, domestic and foreign, including kin at fifty per cent off, if every kiss cost him three minutes of his life, he would have been waiting impatiently for the undertaker six months before the revolutionary war l Mr. Van Meter: Don't you speak to him any more? Virginia: No! when I pass him I give him the geological survey. Mr. Van Meter: Geological Survey? Virginia: Yes, what is commonly known as the stony stare. Young men, if you really want to know when you have truly settled down, read and remember this poem: 5 The honeymoon is ended, 5 The happy days are o'er, When the bride plants her geraniums In the groom's new cuspidor. ' -Whiz Bang. ' I George Mears: George Washington must have had a wonderful memory. ' Louis Roller: Why? George Mears: Because everywhere I go I see statues to his memoryf, Says Leapin' Lena: You never realize how many parts there are to an auto, until you hit a telegraph pole. In the sixth hour public speaking class the joke editor studied a poem which ran something like this, by Charles F. Lummis: A sweet little damsel named Daykon lf ' Was asked if she ever read Bacon. 5 Said she very sweet, You cannot read meat, So snap to it, and cut out the fakinm -Today's Humor. I had to hurry and get this display of wit gathered together or the editor will begin to feel like the man in the cafe. Man to waiter: Are you the man who took my order? VVaiter: Yes, sir. Man: My, but you look young, and how's your grandchildren? fe mE Q JUCO NIAN IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE , xx 3 I L1 WHEN EEITEH BODIES 'HRE Bwfg BUICK will BUILD THEM HAVE You fa K LITTLE FAIRY SEEOQJEQAL I N YOUR HOME? Q0pqpUjXf0N E VEN WON'T THEIR BEST FRIENDS TELL THEM 3' K ix a P55 T- i Hn fm Mx, E , K kia? ff 3 f x - D21 YEARS OF gi 4 at gi .A Q F1 1 , Evsnfrumwf HH Smsm nfpfwmwzurr ww not naw? Xsrrm2 fmmmnmmumu J N Ni CANNIBALEE It was many and many a year ago, On an island by the sea That a maiden lived, whom you mighten't know By the name of Cannibaleeg And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than a passionate fondness for me. . I was a child and she was a child-- Though her tastes were adult Feejeeg Q' But she loved with a love that was more than love i lNIy yearning Cannibaleeg VVith a love that could take me roasted or fried, Or raw as the ease might be. And that is the reason that long ago, In that island by the sea, I had to turn the tables and eat My ardent Cannibaleeff Not really because I was fond of her, , But to check her fondness for me. But the stars never rise but I think of the size 2 Of my hot-potted Cannibalee, ' And the moon never stares but it brings me nightmares , Of my spare-rib Cannibaleeg And all the night-tide she is restless inside, Is my still indigestible dinner-belle bride, In her pallid tomb, which is me, In her solemn sepulcher me. Sweet sentiment, that? Editor: We can't accept this poem, it isn't Verse at all: merelv an escape of gas. Poet: Ah! I see, something wrong with the meterf' VVARNING Many a ship is lost at sea for lack of tar and rudder. Many a boy has lost his girl by flirtin' with another. Q -Todays Humor. fb Miss Osgood Qtalking over telephonej: Send up a bale of hay. : Feed Merchant: VVho's it for. Miss Osgood: The horse, of course. Pat: Let me present my wife to ye. Mike: No thank ye! Oi got one of me own. x 5 5 oNE ON PA 5 Father: VVhen Abe Lincoln was your age he was making his own living., 2 Son: Yes, and when he was your age he was president. Gordon Goodwin: There were 8,000 fans at the Youngstown game ' Red', Tyson: Gee, it must have been l10t. 9 2 7 EEYN 0 r.nzm:1nmxr::L'n' nmxnxi 'mmmmnmmmmmnssk u . QI C 0 3 ' Eix1E1mmmmmnmm'1rmmm1111um1mmxy ,ff U 5 5 Q -1 -, ' 1 , , ' A 2 V S . f Q21 ' I ,af Arima Y M, ,ff J' K, N x ,.Y A45 f EL l4y.fL?7,,., MW W.,,,-,..,-, . , Ollbl I ,A 'WHY Q AIITIHT NAGQLVHIKIIFAIIHHIIXIHHIHIIUZlIY11I1UfUTUX'IfTY!UTITfIHI .... ' . .' :x ,N , . ,, S251 ,V Q., A VW E Chief Elam fproducing notehookj: Name, please. ' Tom Cory: Clyndoyn Algernon Splitzenburgger. C' When Svbil Parks becomes an undertaker vou can bet all the fellows will be EQ? sgiimm.UEEQlm.1l.UllY.1.UUl.I.-f-. 5. m..lf.1Fl.f.il1 -. M. QI N ' ' 1 ' 5 2 5 5 : 3 Z ? Miss Margaret Smith: I am dismissing you ten minutes early today, Please go out quietly so as not to wake the high school classes. First Convict: When I get out of this place Iim gonna have a hot time, ain't you? l Second Convict: Don't know. I'm here for life. Waitress: Did you order this sundae, sir? Customer: Wow! Have I been here that long? gl Mrs. Farner Cafter telephone callj: That was a very close relative of mine. gl Mr. Farner: That explanation is not necessary-all your relatives are close. SL - Pray, Michael, why are folks reading this? They think it's a joke, Isadore. If the bed's a little buggy and you have a night mare, just hitch up and go for a ride. Minister: I hear, Paddie, theyive gone dry in the village where your brother lives. Paddie: Dry, mon! Theyive parched. I just have a letter from Mike and the postage stamp was stuck on with a pin. Ralph Vohs fwriting homejz How do you spell nfinancially? Paul Vohs: F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-l-l-y, and there's two R's in Hembarrassedf' Mrs. Hinshaw: VVhat is the most dangerous part of your car? Coach: I can never guess. Mrs. Hinshaw: The nut that holds the steering wheel. JOHNNY'S DIAGNOSIS Mother,', cried little Mary, as she rushed into the farm house they were visit- ing, Johnnie wants the listerine. Hels just caught the cutest little black and white animal, and he thinks it's got halitosisf' Miss Bailey: Deep breathing kills bacteria. Marian Coles: But how can I make them breathe deeply.-EX. Chief Elam freplacing notebookj: VVell, donlt let me catch you again. Passenger Cin speeding car passing :1 townj: This is a nice looking town wasn't it? dying to meet her. Q Little boys who talk naughty at marbles grow up to be good golfers. Jake Campbell: You look sweet enough to eat. E Berneice Bradfield: I do. Where shall we go? Juco NIAN XV' 9 xx NNNY: EN I f - JM' E .rid ,- Finis Al V QS?-45-'Fx DARJKJN ,4 X .