La Fontaine High School - Lacohi Yearbook (La Fontaine, IN)

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O. K. Ronnie Burgess, come in. Ronnie I see you as a lawyer and the owner of the Alcoholics Drivers' Association. In order to join this association, you have to be an intoxicated individual. John Fager, I see you own your own trucking business. You call your business, Fager's Pick- up Inc. You have quite a business. Good Heavens! What have we here? John Brane, I see you have gained some weight. Wonder Why? Could it be because you ate too many chocolate candy bars in Chemistry and Civics class? John, I also see you sitting on top of your money. Boyd Hiner, I see you working on the Pan-American Highway. You drive a bulldozer. This job appeals to you very much because you like to doze. So far you haven't run into any bulls! Holy smoke-a-rue. Over. What's this? A television program? It looks like Science Fiction Theatre. I see you, Dick Charles: You are a famous analyst of the Wonder ---- about series. You are trying to discover a way to throw balloons and not get caught. Yippee! Max Waggoner, I see you as LaFontaine's biggest store owner, We see it between the Telephone office and Barber shop. V Hi! Ho! Steverino. I see a Miller Inc. Rita Endsley, I see you as the firm's secretary. Rita, will you explain what you are doing on your boss's lap? Could it be Bud, and could he be your husband? Look what I see! From a distance I see a woman dragging a suitcase, It looks like Roberta Retherford. It is. She is a saleslady for the Ipuna Toothpaste Co. Make your breath kissing sweet. Shirley Enyeart, I see you as a filing clerk for Parking People Inc. You are a chauffeur for parking people. Oh, my! My crystal ball has just cracked up. OH! OH! Here comes the men in the white white jackets. Looks like Morris Sprong is the driver. Morris, you cracked up many years ago. OVER SL OUT!

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY As we look into our crystal ball, we see the future of many of the 1957 Seniors. Exciting? Yes. Okay, here we go. Aba Kadaba. Come in Peggy Bragg. Ah'. We see you are married, Peggy. Don is his first name. Woop! We have some interference. ---- Now we are coming in clear. Peggy is the world's greates dancing teacher. She calls her firm, Peg's Mambo Rombo Studio. It is lo- cated on the Rock SL Roll streets of LaFontaine, next to Steidle's Steakhouse. Mmmmmmm! Claude Brane, you have a very exciting future. We see you married and have twelve children. Our ball shows that you always said it was cheaper by the dozen. You are a very hard working man, young at heart, but old with worry. Farming is your occupation. Forecasting Peggy Dice's future. Come in. What is this? Peggy, you are giving exercises. It looks like your students are Marylin Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Seems they need some re- ducing in the high and low spots. Your business has paid off well because you are now married to Johnny. You also have your own house and a brand spanking new car. BOO! Did that scare you? That was Richard Sailors pretending he is Einstein. I see Richard in the science of electroncis. It looks as if he is trying to conquer Earth with his robot men. Hebo! Jebo! Look out people! Here comes Stevens' Outerspace Ship. Joan Stevens, you have just returned from a trip to Mars. You are an airline stewardess on your own airline. Wow! Who is your pilot? Man or mouse? Crystall Ball! Crystall Ball! Show me the future of Miss Mendenhall. Woop! What have we here, Charlene? I see you have made good. You are LaFontaine's greatest child therapist. Excuse me. We have more interference. It's awfully hazy. ---- Now it is coming in clear. I see you standing over an operating table. What? One more teacher left. Oh, my! More interference. Nowl see Jerry Brown. Jerry you are married to a woman. It looks like you are in a resturant. Yes, you are, your own business. What have we here? Looks like a railroad track with a man walking down it. It's none other than Hobo Haggerty returning home from a trip across the U. S. Look what we have here. Sandra Pell is a second Thomas Nast Cfamous cartoonistj. She works for the Wabash Plain Dealer, drawing tires for big wheels Dixie Martin, you're next. I see you teaching school. You have a very interesting class, your own five children. You are also a teacher in Drivers' Training at L. H. S. Come in Edna Haggerty. You are married. You now have eleven kids and are expecting another. They keep you very busy. You have to see that they have enough hay, water, and feed. I-la! Ha! Surprised you, didn't I. Hey, Roger Faust. You cut that man's hair too short, didn't you? Roger, you are a barber in LaFontaine. One of your best haircuts, is that of Charlie Steidle's. What's this we hear? Jungle Drums? I see Sandra Harrell in the deepest, darkest part of Africa. Sandra, you have your missionary's job. Come in Arizona. What's that nose we hear? This is Arizona National Proving Grounds. That was boy-crazy Mary Dee Haggerty, blasting off on a another excursion, hunting for new telephone numbers. Hocus-Pocus. Come in Washington.. O, yes. O, yes. The President. I am trying to focus the crystal ball. All I can get is Red . ---Ah! It's clearing. Floranna Fogel, I see you are receiving an appointment from the President. Concerning Phyllis Taylor. We take a big glance into the far corner of our crystal ball. Phyllis, you went to Ball State to be a teacher of figures. It seems as though you got your figures mixed. You are now the World's greatest judge of Bathing Beauties.

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