La Fontaine High School - Lacohi Yearbook (La Fontaine, IN)

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Article II. I, Jean Clark, will my ability to giggle at the most inopportune moments to Paul Brane. To Darlene Holtsclaw, I will my technique for rising at 8:lS.and arriving at school by lO:J.15, or not at all. This is quite a technique and I developed it by unending practice. I, Fred Cullar, will my curley hair to Max Gilbert, hoping that he will give it a Toni once a week as I have done in the past. I bequeath my a- bility to make high grades to Jim Eppley. To some unfortunate Junior I give the position as editor of the LACOHI. I, Bonnie Cunningham, bequeath my false teeth to Sally Lamb,knowing that they will be well cared for. To Eva Enyeart I give my knowledge of how to use a lasso properly. This will aid her in procuring a member of the male species as it has aided me. I, Bob Dawes, leave my skill on the basketball floor to Bill Hunt. This, I know, will insure him of being a regular member of the varsity. To Ed O'Banion, I give my two most treasured books. The first: Nhow To Win Friends and Influence People,N and the second: Whow To Become an Experi- enced Lover.U I leave my presidency to Bud King. I, Ronald Retherford, will my asset of seeing in the dark to Paul Frank. I know that with this added aid Paul really will be able to pick some slick chick. To this, someone always adds, nwhy would he be picking slick chicks in the dark?n Well. . . .To Merlin Fager, I will give my talent for singing five hundred different songs in 2535 languages. I only know half of the Italian language because the sweet little miss only had a chance toieach me half of the language. I would have gotten much farther if Bud King had not interferred, I, Patty Rogers, will my seat in the assembly to Phil Miltenberger, for various reasons. My body-guard, Jean Clark,will be given, or rather sold to the highest bidder, but I just know that William Hunt will be the highest bidder since he seems to have a certain admiration for Jean. My ability to get third-grade excuses to Ralph Dawes, I, Charlie Faust, bequeath nothing to anyone. I'm taking all I can with me. I would leave my address book to Jim Brubaker if I were to leave any worldly goods behind me. I know he would find it very useful, even though it contains only one address. To Susan Marks I would probably leave my ability to obey traffic laws. I, Anna Haggerty, will my dark hair to Ralph Dawes,providing he will dye it each week after each washing as I have done in the past. To Ed O'- Banion, I bequeath my thumb tacks, paper clips, erasers and other school materials, I know he's really quite an industrious person at heart. I, Jim Haynes, will my graceful ways, along with my ability to win argu- ments, to my dear sweet cousin, Carmen Milliner. To Bob Sloop I bequeath my only worldly possession, my car. I do hope that he'1l be kind td'old Bessie.m Ia Jerry Sellers, will funds sufficient to get an education as a barber, to Barbara Grim. She may use the money only so long as she renders her services free of charge. Carmen hilliner will also receive my financial Support so that she may study to be a professional wrestler.

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I, Marilyn Hoch, give my small folio of UThe World's Funniest Jokesn to Max Gilbert. I'm certain they would be a great improvement over those stale bits of humor that he has so carelessly distributed around thehalls lately. To Don Dillon I bequeath my coy smile, I, Phyllis McCollister, give my cheer leading position to Ann Shenefield, I also donate my middle name, Irene, to Jim Eppley. I know that someone will take advantage of the situation now and sing WGoodnight Irene.n I, Wilma Miller, with tear-filled eyes, give Jim Brubaker my atomic 0Pep- py Pulse Pills for Pallousious Problems,n1 They give me all sorts of dy- namic athletic interests and abilities. With the pep these pills give you, you'll never be a social out-cast. To Eva Enyeart I bequeath my vivacious personality, I, Miriam Sheffield, give the position of Editor of the CITIZEN to Bud King, To some lucky junior, my ability to talk, laugh, and giggle in assemblies. I, Jerry Shenefield, will all my HCassanovan'traits to Merlin Fager. I know that with this asset he can't go wrong, To Paul Frank I bequeath my roller skating technique. I know he'll be able to meet several new friends. I, Doris Silvers, donate my only worldly possession, my spectacles,to Max Gilbert. To Eva Enyeart I will my ability to make friends. To Sally Lanb I promise to give all my boy-friends. I, Barbara Henry, will my flashing green eyes that flash on and off like a stoo light Cred,then green, that isj to Jack Sellers. To Ann Shenefield I will leave the assurance that I will teach her to become an eziert as I have been during my senior year. Yes, I will teach Ann how to give, the most cultured wolf-whistle in this territory. No strings attached of course. I, Doris Hoch, bequeath one of my Cadillacs, my colored chauffeur, and my driving ability to Phil Miltenberger. The driving ability is to be used only when the chauffeur, male or female, is not oresent. To Barbara Grim I will give one ounce of my most orecious cologne. It's guaranteed to attract the most desirable males. I, Betty Thompson, promise to tell any Junior girl how I managed to ac- quire a diamond during my senior year. It takes quite a lot of know-how. Darlene Holtsclaw and Susan Marks have asked for all the first privileges concerning this info, so all others interested must wait their turns. I, Donald Working, will my dark wavy hair to Bob Sloop. I know he will find this to be a great asset. To the entire class I leave my school spirit. I know that with the proper spirit, any team can win, We, the senior class as a whole, will our pop7corn popier and our traits Conly the bad onesj to the junior class asaawhole. we hone that you will find as much enjoyment in your last year of school as we have found. we know that you realize that along with the enjoyment always comes a great amount of work,but since we know that you are very capable as individuals and as a class, we are confident that you will do a creditable job.,