La Crosse County School of Agriculture and Domestic Economy - Agric Yearbook (Onalaska, WI)

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E R. l C T .H E QunlngrirlunmlllnInnunlunmlmnlllnn IllllullllullolllllllulnllvllnunllllllIlnlillllllllllulll 1nnnlllnlnmnmnllnvllnnllulonmunllmumumllnvluulllwxnlllvllllImlllllmllun K ltlnmur J fry fhbv VEGETABLE LANGUAGE Do you carrot at all for me? My heart beets for you With your cherry lips and peach complexion Radish hair and turnip nose, My love is soft as a squash and as strong as an onion. If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry, We'll make a good pear. ' Chief-Mrs. Showers, have you any jokes from any of your classes for the annual? Mrs. Showers-Seems to me they are all a joke. ' Christison-Art, who signed the declaration of independence? - Art-I don't know. I wasn't there. WI-IO'S A perfect lady ,.i.V,A.e.f..f..-f. The brightest boy ,.r.,. Who seems to be ,...,.e.,. The most modest girl .o.,.o. The prettiest girl ,.o.,.... The wittiest boy .,...,.,V.f.. WHO WALKER HIGGINS HOUKOM JOHNSON ..,s.,Y,,.ALICE ,,.,.,,,LIONEL ,......ERLING GENEVA 'diff ,,,r,r,,,, ,???????'zif?fz ,,,,,,,,,,,rSHORTY KISH who is Supposed to be o,,oo,,,,,,o VERNICE RICHMOND The most popular girl .,.e, Who thinks she is ,,.,,.,..o. Who wants to be ,......s,.f. The biggest bluifer r,..,.,.,o NAOMI KRONEMEYER .HHFLORENCE HOETH ..,.,e..I-IULDA SKOGEN .,s.,..v..ERNEST WALL The mgst talkative girl ,,,A,,,,,.,, MABLE TRAASTAD A perfect snob .............,..e....,.,, The handsomest boy ,.r.., Who thinks he is ...,e.,,..e.. The biggest nuisance ,.,.,o The best dancer.: .,,,..,.,., The most bashful boy .,.l, .,..s..,..,ESTHER YNALL ,HTHOMAS TRAASTAD .r..,..DAVVSON HAUSER .,..,..HILDA HOETH ,.,,...HOLLIS BIBBY ,,,..,..CARL BRINKMAN A perfect gentleman ,,ooo.,.o.i..,...s,. GERALD DOLBIER The cutest ,.......,...,.,...,.. ..,...e. BEATRICE PETERSON Who thinks she is ,..,,.......,..r...,,...,... GLADYS SMALL HEARD IN CIVICS CLASS Miss Christison-When the president dies, who does the work? Vernis R.-The undertaker. Miss Teare in F. S. Class-Does anybody know anything about figs? Esther B.-No, but I know all about dates. IT IS SO. When father slipped upon the ice, Because he could not stand He saw the glorious stars above, We saw our fatherland. FOR GIRLS ONLY 'eBed 13110 .9111 U0 3UlpBe.I ueeq emaq qqBrLu noA umop Qplsdn Sill? U-ml 01 Pi-Jddoqs qlupeq noA JI nmmnmnmlmuxumnnmxlnuumsu lllulvl Inn mmmulunmmnlullllnvuvllusumi

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NINETEEN HUNDRED T H E A Q R l C IUIUIlllllllilllUilllllllllllllllllllllllliflllilllVlllllUllilliillIllHllllllllllllnllllillillllIlilllllllilllnlIIVllHllllllllllllllllllll AND TWENTY - TWO inmuunlnmmvIn1Inrnlnnlxulnnmlnnunumumlmlnullnlllnumlnnllnllluunll NAME Bender,M. Boyle, A. Brinkman, L. Davidson, T. Dolbier, G. Engaas, C. Freeman, E. ' Fremstad, H. Gilster, R. Hiles, H. Johnson, G. Jostad, M. Lang, R. Larson, A. Munson, I. Richmond, V. Renstrom Sjolander Schafer Small , Thompson Tolvstad Traastad Vollenweider Wall Wilhelm Pralle L. Pralle, V. llummmmnmmmmunullumnxxnmnnn PAGE 54 NICKNAME Bobby Art Wilhelm Curley Jim Kewpie Freeman Alb Gilster Hiles Socks ' .I oe French Island Purple Jucko Coo-coo Swede Stripes Mud Skinney Thompson Folly Skip I Wess Goo goo Ma-rie Inquisitive Zliresahmen Heraunala PET SAYING That's a fact I don't know Never mind now Just as you Oh say I don't see Well Good night Oh go on Get out say why Oh, you darn it Oh Fiddlesticks Darn it Yes I were Sure I Oh, Gee Naw 'Oh shucks OCCUPATION FAVORITE SONG Discussing Fords My mother bids me bind with Mr. McNutt my hair. Whispering Ja D2 fqaying. ball I got my eyes on You Dancing Kiss me, Kid, I'm Chocolate Experimenting Mammy's Little Sonny, Hon- ey boy. .Ioking Be sweet to me, Kid Studying Algebra Daisies won't tell Don't you know Aw! See? Oh cats Oh, my gosh O gee whiz Studying I never realized Smiling When you dream of a girl who dreams of you. Riding Flirting Kiss me again Singing Mother goose Rhymes Loafing Hail, Hail, the Gang's all here Laughing I'm a little Nobody, that Nobody loves. Blushing I sing because I Love to Sing Fussing the girls Oh those wild wild women, I they go wild, simply wild, over me. Blushing i Spring's a Lovable Lady ,Gazing Stars and Stripes forever Watching the clock If you love me, call me Watching the birds Sweetheart. Tinkering with Fords Out riding in my auto- mobile Taking pictures Do you ever think of Me? Dreaming If I can't have you all the time, then I don't want you at all. Holding the Halls I'm a Young Man'5 Fancy down Fussing Meow Talking Bring bafik my loving honey boy. Whlsperillg Tuck me to sleep in my old QCampbelD home. Kentucky 1 A lm! Iwlmwnwlllllli was gem denf 611 f a n' O deci mer teac peri wer one thej thrc ney wer pile dep YQI' I org cil eac Th mix f ec cal C Clin firs Bri 21111 'Ut