La Crosse County School of Agriculture and Domestic Economy - Agric Yearbook (Onalaska, WI)

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E R. l C T .H E QunlngrirlunmlllnInnunlunmlmnlllnn IllllullllullolllllllulnllvllnunllllllIlnlillllllllllulll 1nnnlllnlnmnmnllnvllnnllulonmunllmumumllnvluulllwxnlllvllllImlllllmllun K ltlnmur J fry fhbv VEGETABLE LANGUAGE Do you carrot at all for me? My heart beets for you With your cherry lips and peach complexion Radish hair and turnip nose, My love is soft as a squash and as strong as an onion. If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry, We'll make a good pear. ' Chief-Mrs. Showers, have you any jokes from any of your classes for the annual? Mrs. Showers-Seems to me they are all a joke. ' Christison-Art, who signed the declaration of independence? - Art-I don't know. I wasn't there. WI-IO'S A perfect lady ,.i.V,A.e.f..f..-f. The brightest boy ,.r.,. Who seems to be ,...,.e.,. The most modest girl .o.,.o. The prettiest girl ,.o.,.... The wittiest boy .,...,.,V.f.. WHO WALKER HIGGINS HOUKOM JOHNSON ..,s.,Y,,.ALICE ,,.,.,,,LIONEL ,......ERLING GENEVA 'diff ,,,r,r,,,, ,???????'zif?fz ,,,,,,,,,,,rSHORTY KISH who is Supposed to be o,,oo,,,,,,o VERNICE RICHMOND The most popular girl .,.e, Who thinks she is ,,.,,.,..o. Who wants to be ,......s,.f. The biggest bluifer r,..,.,.,o NAOMI KRONEMEYER .HHFLORENCE HOETH ..,.,e..I-IULDA SKOGEN .,s.,..v..ERNEST WALL The mgst talkative girl ,,,A,,,,,.,, MABLE TRAASTAD A perfect snob .............,..e....,.,, The handsomest boy ,.r.., Who thinks he is ...,e.,,..e.. The biggest nuisance ,.,.,o The best dancer.: .,,,..,.,., The most bashful boy .,.l, .,..s..,..,ESTHER YNALL ,HTHOMAS TRAASTAD .r..,..DAVVSON HAUSER .,..,..HILDA HOETH ,.,,...HOLLIS BIBBY ,,,..,..CARL BRINKMAN A perfect gentleman ,,ooo.,.o.i..,...s,. GERALD DOLBIER The cutest ,.......,...,.,...,.. ..,...e. BEATRICE PETERSON Who thinks she is ,..,,.......,..r...,,...,... GLADYS SMALL HEARD IN CIVICS CLASS Miss Christison-When the president dies, who does the work? Vernis R.-The undertaker. Miss Teare in F. S. Class-Does anybody know anything about figs? Esther B.-No, but I know all about dates. IT IS SO. When father slipped upon the ice, Because he could not stand He saw the glorious stars above, We saw our fatherland. FOR GIRLS ONLY 'eBed 13110 .9111 U0 3UlpBe.I ueeq emaq qqBrLu noA umop Qplsdn Sill? U-ml 01 Pi-Jddoqs qlupeq noA JI nmmnmnmlmuxumnnmxlnuumsu lllulvl Inn mmmulunmmnlullllnvuvllusumi

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xp I iI w T l'l E A Q R 1 C NINETEEN HUNDRED KlllllllllllIII1IIIIIIIIlIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIllIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIII um ., , L 15119315 'S' 5 fi ,, PRELUDE H When I wet my fingers with pen in hand And enclose my head in towel band, I think of Beatrice and her characteristics And thus feel quite emotionalistic. is . , X 4 'f L- 5 I Xxx ' '-il.Q'5 I THE GRIDDLE DEFENDER 1 A pretty maiden who hailed from La Crosse Arrived at Agric and was not at loss Sweet dimples and smiles covered her face, ' 'Twas this that portrayed our Beatrice. She always led the hungry bunch ' 1 r 2 v In every feed and midnight lunch T Cookies and jam she'd quickly finish, v W I But her appetite would ne'er diminish. Goodies were served eight times a week, 9 Besides many other good things to eat. The way she used to kill those cakes Caused us to think she was no fake. I want more cakes , she used to say. Her eyes she'd cast across the way Lend some of yours, till I get more , , x ,Y Already she had eaten four times four. i ' With syrup she'd fill them to the brim 9 1 Then dropping her jaw, she'd wiggle her chin Cp, L She always seemed to be looking forfmore, No matter how many she'd eaten before. But whether or not she could sit down and die One Seems doubtful to us as the 'days go byg ' ' For each morning she's there at eight on the dot To order her pancakes by the lot. Memories. H. A. M. 3 lw- A little bit of nonsense A little bit of fun A little bit of study CBut not enough to hurt oneb A little bit of fussing A little bit of grumbling A little bit of seriousness Mix well together and you get DOPE CHo1liSD in Vftffi L 1 1' V I I ir . flgiil. AND TWENTY - TWO . 'U ' nunnnln:nunmlmemummuInunmnunummnuunnunncummmnumunmux THE SCHOOL CYCLE Freshmen first we come to school Mind each summon, obey each rule, Examinations make us pale, For we're always sure to fail. Sophomore year our task begun. We must settle downiand study some If to be Juniors We aspire, Of studying we must never tire. ! Now as Juniors we take our parts In winning love and breaking hearts, This is a gay and carefree year, For soon we'll be the mighty senior. Seniors, mighty seniors, wise. Seniors with 'ambition that touch the skies, To this rank at last we've come,. And now our work in school is done. -E. C. B. '23. FOR SALE Ford car, Without piston rings. Two front wheels, no front springs Steering wheel cracked halfway through Engine missing Cstill it'll doi Only one year old, two next spring But still it rattles just like sin Front axle bent QThis happened in an acci- dentj All four tires punctured, ain't worth one cent Got lots of speed, will run like the duece, Doesn't hold water or any other juice If you want this Ford, inquire herewith Because it's the only Ford we have to give For further particulars inquire of Florence and Hilda Hoeth. IIxnIIInIinxIInnmlluxlnununl U PAGE 51

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