La Crosse County School of Agriculture and Domestic Economy - Agric Yearbook (Onalaska, WI)

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KNHHI T H E A 'R I C NINETEEN HUITI-DRED G AND TWENTY TWO IllllllllllIIHIIIIIIIIIKNIIllIHllIlllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllPHIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllII7IIlIIllllIllIllIIIIIIllIYIKIllIllIIVIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIlllIIllIIllIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIII A' Harnhg ARK IVICNOWN was having serious trouble deciding on his partner for life. After many perplexing hours of thought he decided to consult his favorite author Stockton and an answer was given the story of The Lady and the Tiger . In this story the hero is in love with the princess. As a pun- ishment for his loving a person who is so much above hin he must be brought into the arena where he is to choose between two doors. Behind one stands a tiger which, if he opens that door, will devour him immediately. If he opens the other door a beautifullady will step out whom he must marry. - His sweetheart from the gallery motions for him to open the right hand door. Mark thinks long and seriously. Final- ly he decides that Stockdon's method is a good one and he decides to use it. Everything is arranged and the day is set. He must choose the opening of one of two doors or sacrifice his life on the guillotine Cof bacherlorhoody. Boldly steps Mark into the arena. The question must be settled now, once for all. It is indeed as serious step, but there is a certain triumphant sensation in the one thought that he at last is making his own decision without the aid of either Mr. lVIcNutt or Mr. Hatch, who have done so much to supply him with a wife. He looks into the gallery Where the multitude anxiously wait but his eyes see only the spectral feature of King Future. His courage fails He glances at the two doors. Behind one waits Ellen, be- hind the other Frances. Which will he choose. Only a' second left but he has decided., Turning his back upon the two doors he falls upon his knees and with outstretched hands says, Oh, King, take my life. AGRIC BOYS Tune- Little Brown Jug Agric boys they think they're men And they go fussing when they can They will laugh and they will lie To catch a classy girl they will try. Chorus: Ha! Hal Ha! You and me Agric boys, we don't agree - Ha! Ha! Ha! you and me, Agric boys, we don't agree. Off to dances they will go Thinking they will make a show Eyes wide open in a stare, Flirt with a very pretty girl, that's fair. Chorus: Same Agric boys do you spose I care At how many girlies you do stare? And if you do not like my song Just hump it and go along. -N. S. K. 999 PSALM The Ford is my auto, I shall not want another It maketh me lie down beneath it It soureth my soul It deadeth me in the path of ridicule of its namesake A Yea, though I ride through the valley I am towed o'er the hill,. I anoint its tires with patches Its radiator runneth over Surely if this thing follows me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the bughouse forever. IullUIIIllIllIUIIllnl1Illllmllnlllllllllllll PAGE 21

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T H E A Q R I C NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY - TWO 11ll11IIIllIlK1IlIllIImIIl11III1IIIllIItlI1Ill1IIIIIlnIInIII1llIII1llIullI1IIIK1IIIlllllllllullllllllllllliIIIIllllllllmllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIII1lIIIIllIIIIIIlIilIIIIIIIllllIIlllllllllllllllullnllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIllllllltllllllllllllll Snphnmnre Igisaturg I Two years ago we came to this wonderful school as students in search of knowl- edge in the agricultural line. We were Very bashful at first but soon overcame this by getting acquainted, especially when we were all initiated by the higher classes. After some difficulty ,we organized and our class has been an industrious one from the beginning. We shall try to continue sowhen we begin our junior year. We now can stand shoulder to shoulder with any of the higher classes and are proud of the fact that we are no longer Freshies . , - CLASS OFFICERS PRESIDENT-THOMAS TRAASTADA TREASURER-DAWSON HAUSER SEC-AND SGT.-AT-ARMS-ORRIN HAUESER L D MEMBERS , Henkly Jenks Thos. Traastad E Selmar Strand Orrin Haueser Lloyd Tracy Kathryn Filler Warner Kish V S Dawson Hauser Naomi Kroonemeyerl l A PERSONALS ' NAOMI1TaCt and neatness becomes a lady. KATHRYN+-Kind and quiet and in the right. DAWSON-A good laugh to-day is -worth two gone by. HINKLEY-A good fellow wherever you put him. URRIN-A studious lad from Fountain City. STRAND-Long and lean butialways clean. TOM-Courteous and obliging at all times. IDIlIIIlIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIllIUIIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIK