La Crosse County School of Agriculture and Domestic Economy - Agric Yearbook (Onalaska, WI)

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HUNDRED A R l C - T H E IlliiiIUIIIIIillIllln'i UllllIlillIllnllllllllllIlUllllllllllllllllllllllllllnllllf nnmnummmm:unulunmunmn mmeiummm-mmnnvnmumimnmmmuinnwmnnmunumnnmnuuumnuummniu 'K' g Seminar Qgrupherg-- WIP 9fhUU11P1 , Published in the Year of Our Lord, 1940. W ltems of interest and otherwise. Collected from surrounding papers. Zlgierg-vfvkngen The most exouisite, well appointed wedding that the common wealth has ever comprehended took place on the day before March 25th, 1942 at the Old Style lnn, near this city. The participants, Jesse Berg and Huldah Skogen, were notorious in this community. The groom is well known in this part of the country as this is his thirty-eleventh attempt at matrimony. He has informed the editor that this will be his last attempt at getting a housekeeper as now he thinks he has the desired quantity. The bride has been very popular for toe dancing in her youth. The happy couple left for a two weeks' trip on the 5:30 submarine to,Borneo after which they will make their home in Honey Creek. -SKANDINAVIA HEROLD. While running the Wall-Houkom taxie line the two proprietors Worked hard on the invention of the motorless areoplane. Their inspiration was obtained from Phy- sics class in 1920 under Mr. Hatchfs direction. They believe they have succeeded as their plane will raise five feet from the ground and will stay in the air two minutes before losing its balance and come toppling to the ground. They expect to obtain suf- ficient Wealth to induce someone to take them for husbands. -SANDSPRING SIGNAL. Chief Wall has become proprietor of Willow River Hotel in which he washed dishes with untiring zeal for twenty years. We wish him all success and hope he will give us good eats. 1 e -BECTOWN NEWS. We were pleasantly surprised this week by an unexpected call from Inga CCarl- soni Olson who is residing on a poultry farm near this city which she had picked out when she went to Agric in 1920. ' ' V i-MLEWISBERG RECORD. t Alma Pralle left the day .after yesterday on the U. S. Olimpic for Germany. She is chemical expert having discovered apoisonous gas, the formula of which she was paid a fortune for by the.German government, Pete Screwdriver has just received a letter from Laura Sheldon in Claremont, Mlml9S0tf-1, teulfig of her 951,000,000 prize on purebred hogs, the breeding off which she is vitally interested in. S ' . . , --CHARLESTOWN REVIEW A charming interview was granted the humble editor of this paper by Alice Wal k . . iter, ggi? famous author. At least she says she is one, but no one else seems to realize 1 . e aspires to follow Zona Gales style and we think she will sueeeed, +THE LONDON TIMES. .. , , xmwrmrzxxmnmsrzmmurmnnrmxmznmnmn. I -, , ,. mmmwmmummim PAGE 16 ' .:. '.i.:fw.,f ww. Q 'S , T --CHEESTOWN REooRD. the ploy cour Benc to hi upor herel all t plain will lessoi straig a gre be ca llnmmllmlulmllm

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T H 'E A G 'R I C NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY - TWO IlllIIllK1IIIllIIIlIIIKlllIIllIIIlIIllIlIIIllIIllIKiIIllIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIlIIIIK1lIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli IIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIIllIIllIIIIIIIIKIIIIlIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIllIIIIKlIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIII Seniur Gllagma flbffirerz S PRESIDENT-ALICE WALKER VICE-PRES.-LLEWELLYN WALL SEC.-TREAS.+ERL1NG HOUKOM CLASS COLORS-MAROON AND GOLD CLASS FLOWER-AMERICAN BEAUTY CLASS MOTTO-TO-NIGHT WE LAUNCH, V WHERE SHALL WE ANCHOR? . . Seninr Gllaza iliizinrg On June 16, 1918, a very bright and lively grOup.Of Freshmen entered the build- ing. We 'caused no little excitement among Ourselves and upper classmen. But outside Of skipping classes, losing our Way from one room to another and being laughed at by our seniors nothing fatal happened. After a few Weeks the Students Were royally entertained by the faculty and later We freshmen had the pleasure Of being invited to a party given in our honor. Of course We knew what Was in the air but We all came to the party and had a very en- joyable time. The initiation Was not so bad as We expected. We had an enrollment of thirteen the first year. ' R The next year only four remained, four graduating from 'the tWo-year course and others leaving for various reasons. V I In the Junior year, the attendance increased to eleven. Oh, at last We're Seniors. Agri: 1Blag- Naming Ent Ellyn Efrutlf' A Comedy in Three Acts ROBERT BENNETT ..................,......... ERLING HOUKOM E. IM. RALSTON ...... .... E RNEST WALL DICK DONNELLY ........ .... W ARNER KISH CLARENCE VAN DUSEN .... . . .DAWSON HAUSERJ BISHOP DORAN ......... .......... J ESSE BERG GWENDOLYN RALSITON ..... ....... B EATRICE PETERSON i MRS. E. M. RALSTON .... ............... A LICE WALKER ESTHER CLARK ......... .... J OSEPHINE DEICHELBOHRER MABLE JACKSON ..... ............ G LADYS SMALL SABLE JACKSON ............................,. LAURA SHELDON MARTHA ...,.................................... ALMA PRALLE ACT I.-Interior of a broker'S oflice in one of the principal uptOWn hotels. ACT II.-Parlor in summer home of E. M. Ralston, Long Island. ACT III.-Same as Act 2. llIlllllllllnllllIIIIIIIInIIllllllllllnlllllulllltl PAGE 15

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T H E A G R 'l C NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY - TWO IlllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIHIlllllllIllllllIllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIlIIIIIlllllIlllllllllllIIIIIlllblllHIIIIIIIIIKIIUI llllllllHIIIIIIIIIHIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIlllllllIllllllllIIIFIIIIIIIIHIIIK1IIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK Florence Hoeth is running the only Ford taxi line in the U. S. She realizes that the Fords are rather antiquated but Fords have always been her hobby. -RIDGEWAY CHIEF. Shorty has just received an interesting letter from Hilda Hoeth, who is em- ployed in the bakery department of a Navel Training station at Charleston, S. C. ' -sHEBBoNA GROVE PRESS. While our correspondent was in Reno he witnessed a divorce case in the district court. The Plaintiff was J onhny Bender and the defendant Gladys CSmallj Bender. Mr. Bender complains that the cooking that his wife learned at L. C. S. A. is detrimental to his health. The judge was invited to partake of one of Mrs. Bender's meals where- upon he immediately decided in the favor of the plaintiff. -BIGFLAT'S VOICE. A Gilman will A We, the senior class of 1922, being of sound mind and unusually big heart do hereby will and bequeath our following valuable possessions. ' Erling Houkom wills his qurly hair to Pappa Higgins. Gladys Small wills her spunkiness to Verna Jenks. Laura Sheldon wills her Editor-in-Chief job to Harry Schafer. 1 . Alice Walker wills her presidency of the Senior class to Billy Pagej' together with all the diplomacy needed for that position. I Florence Hoeth wills her Ford to Ivan Tolvstad. ' A Chief wills his American History' recitations to Beatrice and Josephine. Ernest Wall wills his red hair to Reynold Sjolander. Jessie wills his gracefulness to George Richmond. Hilda wills her noisiness to Clara. ' Inga Carlson wills Ernest to Mabel Traastad. Alma Pralle wills her slimness to Leona Schalda. 2-Xiluiae left 335g Seniurzi To Geometry people-Never understand a proposition the first time it is eX- plained. Loiter inthe halls. Mr. Hatch likes it. ' Dash into the main room three or four minutes late to cause a sensation-you will appear busier if you rush about. Always keep your book open in American History class. It saves getting your lesson before hand. Always disarrange the papers on the library table. Prof. lVlcNutt enjoys straightening them. Be sure to chew gum at least once aday. It will make people think you have a great deal of money to spend and besides the teachers like it so. J Always laugh at the teachers jokes, not because they are funny, but because its good policy. Always appear to be paying close attention in class. You are not so apt to be called on. 1IIIYIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIlfllflllllllllllnflllIIIUIUUIIYIII' nulmllullllnlIIIuluulnnlllnlullnllnnunm PAGE 17