La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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THE CLASS of 1984, , the year of the bike

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Willie I need some pillows. Don ' t fret Marky, Uncle Willie will get you some more. But where does the story start? Well from Febuary 19 to the 25 La Canada baded farewell to 27 brave souls who set out to Yosemite to reap in the great outdoors. Two groups were set up. The first led by Fred weasel Hansen, and the other led by Phil the sneaky Pack. Then nightfall came but for three young men came the dire need for homes comforts. There upon they sacrificed their precious sleep time in order to entertain some young women to a game of UNO.. While they were preoccupied William Wonka Man the thief Hwang set out to acquire the vital comforts hidden in the entertained amazonian womens cabin. Then late at night the vengeful women set out in force led by our very own foreign exchange student Alex the ripper Kuhn. Upon entering the mens cabin they turned animal, jumping up and down until finally the mens room was left in shambles and the vital comforts of home never to be seen again. There they were the pitiful three left cold and shiverring in a helpless state. But you say stop I say more! The next day the plotting Fred weasel Hansen defected to the enlarging Republic that was led by Wild Woman Zemurus, Pooper Hartl, Edwin Meese, Stalker Nelson, and Missy Erin. These evil persons entered unlawfully the mens room and hung decapitated crustaceans from the rafters of the cabin they even robbed the room of all available means of illumination. Could this incidence go unavenged? Nooooo ! Adrenalin pumping the trio of men set out to enter weasels cabin. Ravinder C.cc. courageous Khaira was then assigned the duty of obtaining the means of enterance for he resembled Fred nearest. And after a careful makeup job he took on the identity of Fred. Obtaining the key from the front desk the set out to ransack our beloved Calculas teachers room. When the job was finished the room was to be seen. Similarly they entered the amazonian womens room presenting similar havoc for the unsuspecting ladies. Satisfied a good night sleep was instore. Freddy entered his room oh my gahd! Was his first stated phrase. But bubbling inside his mind was a mathematical mG ' .ive of revenge. The next day was as usual only that he did not make apparent his means of revenge to the trio of men. After a long afternoon nap Fred set out to tell his republic of his plans of revenge. Shower boys ? Unsuspectingly Oh they just think we smell. they just entered the showers whereupon screaming ensued, Phil please my clothes! . Egad! Its Phil the sneaky Pack stealing these boys clothes until all that was left was cotton underwear. Photographs, and wild running proceeded. Embarassing as it was the men had the last laugh. Due to the lack of water containers some of the women drank from the mens bottles. But not noticing that the water was laced with laxitives. The effects were predictable and the most effective was the queen of the amazonians Cathy Dewey. But fun was all that we had. Others in our group was Our Swiss Martin, and Barry Wells, To end is to say we all became good friend n natures most beautiful hahifat-,