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TKE CLAY CAPEl-i JUDGE WARNEIt: (AS AilTISTS liENDEit) I know you ' ve been sworn in, I ' ve read your complaints, you ' ll now present both your cases and I ' ll render my decision. Miss Mattress? MISS BUTTilESS MATTilESS: (AS AliTISTS KENDEil AV AY) Ivell, your Honor, I have reason to believe, no no, I know that those men right there, right there, do you see them? Good. Well, those men broke into my store one day, a bright sunny Monday, mind you, brandishing sausages. They held me paralyzed with that, that thing and they began rubbing their stomachs on ray wet clay. I ' m a potter, you know. Then, then they got on all fours and took turns laughing at the sink! This isn ' t funny. Stop laughing! It happened, your Honor, I have receipts! JUDGE V. ' ARNEii: (LAUGUING AS AliTISTS IlEXOER FUlilOUSLY) Th-th-thank you, Miss Mattress. V. ' ill you men present your side? UNCLE BILL: (AS AliTISTS REXDEll THEIR HE-Ai{TS OUT) Uell, it ' s all really very simple, j ' our Honor. Uh walking along when lo and behold we see a potter ' from it ' s plain bad luck to walk by a potter ' s si: stomach against wet clay and laughing at the sin! sisters get run over by a herd of muskrats ever cousins kids get bitten by lab animals, I don ' t happens to your parents, JUDGE WAi NEil: (AS AliTISTS REXJ Tell me, tell me, mt. FRENCH: (AS ARTISTS RENDE) Okay,., Well your mother has the urge to sprint in father, oh! Your father ' s life purpose becomes on; ticket to Gobi desert 7-11 (He vvfinces as the merao our story, your Honor, JUDGE WARNER: (PILES PILES I ' ve made my decision. Since this is a case ofi damage to personal property I find for the def€ MR. FRENCH, because I like them; I never get to I always have to go by the book. But today I And I ' m glad!
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