La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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MADRIGAL SLEEPOVER A Comedy in One Act. (a darkened living room, with lantern light. Girls huddled around Kathy on the floor with pillows, blankets, sleeping bags, etc. Assorted old pizza boxes, coke bottles strewn around them.) , . KATHY: ..man gets naked in bed eep together , no wait.« (LIGHTS ON) MOTHER: five A.M.! ! stop noise? this hour? save it for (DOOR SLA IS, LIGHTS OUT) MICHELE: (TO KATHY, AS IF NOTHING AS HAPPENED) And then the man... KATHY: Anyway... (BRINGS GIRLS CLOSER, WHISPERS SOME- THING INAUDIBLE. WE FINALLY HEAR: )... then the man (WHISPERS) .. .and then you scream and then he screams and then it ' s over. (MOMENT OF SILENCE. THE GIRLS SIT THERE, SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED) JOLYN: (MAKING THROWING-UP SOUNDS, PULLING BLANKET UP OVER HER HEAD) That ' s disgusting!! LISA: You lie, Kathy. Nothing that sickening can be true, KATHY: Boogers are true, (all CONSIDER FOR A MOMENT) MICHELE: (THOUGHTFULLY) So that ' s why people are born naked? KATHY: The worst thing is — your parents do it, you know, LISA: NO! Come on! No way! Uh-Uh! Nooooo! JOLYN: (HORRORIZED) My parents did it at least twice, I have a sister. vo , . , . My lather ' s polite. ICE: He ' s obviously not as Pofi e as you think. MICHELLE: father ' s polite, and we have six kids. (ENOUGH)

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THE CONCERT CHOIR ON PARADE (CONTD)- Mr. Kelsey Sopranos Basses Altos Tenors ( u i MR. KELbEY. -pf i.. pr vio ,. .,lo is As you know, men and women, the La Canada Concert Choir has all but been forgotten. Ticket sales are down, nobody ' s coming to our concerts. , .except Mrs. Kazdeki and her cats, but that ' s not important. We need publicity! Now I want ideas, brainstorms! Let me hear some! SOPRANOS (EXCITED): We know what we can do! We can all pile into the smallest car we can find and drive down Foothill throwing eggsalad! MR. KELSEY (HAPPY): Good! Good! Mo re! t — . BASSES (CONFIDENT) : s — i A ' We got it! We got it! We will jump, are you following this? We will jump in full choir garb off of the four foot wall in front of the locker rooms until somebody sees us! MR. KELSEY (ECSTATIC): MORE! MORE! Give me MOOOORE! (WAVES HANDS AROUND). ALTOS (ENERGETICftjW) ' . i V ' A ' Listen to this! We ' ll dress in nothing but trench coats and flash each other! How ' s that? MR. KELSEY (JUBILANT): Fantastic! And what about you Tenors? TENORS ( ENTHUS lAST IC jUUM Y ' c This is sure to work! We ' ll climb the tree under the bridge and sit on the limb until... MR. KELSEY (VERY SMILING): I LOVE IT! Go to work! Front Row Denise Ingberg Lisa Grigg, Diana Coble. Becky Ibach. Richard Thompson, Mike Sheean, Darrell Slimpson, Jeff Watts, Kristen Anderson. Pam Havlick. Second Row Liza Cannon Gayle Scheck, Karen Butler, Suzie Weinman, Kate Zanteson. Geoff Perry, Mike Schrader, Lori Dahl, Isabel Young, Jackie Cromer. Third Row: Kim Prentice Jill Neilson, Linda Kehrer. Jolyn Page. Sallle Manson. Ross French. Justin Gooding. Rob Moseley. Tom King, Megan Hunter. Erin Olofson. Yvonne Galvan. Mari Willsey. Fourth Row: Jill Dunton. Karen Laderman. Christina Ratliff , Jon Cornwall, Jim Bennett, Eric Rasmussen, Greg Wall. Brian Allen. Mark Prentice, John Weyl, Shauna Bender, Christina Faist, Lisa Wallace, Jamie Hufstedler.