La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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MADRIGAL SLEEPOVER A Comedy in One Act. (a darkened living room, with lantern light. Girls huddled around Kathy on the floor with pillows, blankets, sleeping bags, etc. Assorted old pizza boxes, coke bottles strewn around them.) , . KATHY: ..man gets naked in bed eep together , no wait.« (LIGHTS ON) MOTHER: five A.M.! ! stop noise? this hour? save it for (DOOR SLA IS, LIGHTS OUT) MICHELE: (TO KATHY, AS IF NOTHING AS HAPPENED) And then the man... KATHY: Anyway... (BRINGS GIRLS CLOSER, WHISPERS SOME- THING INAUDIBLE. WE FINALLY HEAR: )... then the man (WHISPERS) .. .and then you scream and then he screams and then it ' s over. (MOMENT OF SILENCE. THE GIRLS SIT THERE, SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED) JOLYN: (MAKING THROWING-UP SOUNDS, PULLING BLANKET UP OVER HER HEAD) That ' s disgusting!! LISA: You lie, Kathy. Nothing that sickening can be true, KATHY: Boogers are true, (all CONSIDER FOR A MOMENT) MICHELE: (THOUGHTFULLY) So that ' s why people are born naked? KATHY: The worst thing is — your parents do it, you know, LISA: NO! Come on! No way! Uh-Uh! Nooooo! JOLYN: (HORRORIZED) My parents did it at least twice, I have a sister. vo , . , . My lather ' s polite. ICE: He ' s obviously not as Pofi e as you think. MICHELLE: father ' s polite, and we have six kids. (ENOUGH)