La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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(THE WORD THAT iUIYMliS WITH O K lluULX TjOoJc ;; itjirii, vol! M:(-i If) -T fc ti 3 1 . You ' re making a terrlb Here ' s my sawed-off shot gun. Finish hek off nlcs okay? fh go hack to Chicago with me. ' ' ' HW ' ADELAIDE (shouting, screaming, hellows) Nathan! !! Come on, NATHAN Gee! Adelaide, you iiicked the busiest time of the day!!!!!!!!!!! ADELAIDE i mean HARRY Let ' s go Come on Natan you can do it, ADELAIDE imean NATAN no it ' s NATILVN GUTTERSNIPE GUTTERSNIPE GUTTERSNIPE end ' 1 ihle mistak fc ' VS 4 lien you can i •Tv ' ADELAIDE What ' s the matter??????? GNAThan Here comes STUMPGRUNT, and her out of the closet husband, SKY ADELAIDE a . § OH !!!!!! N ! a ! t ! h ! a ! n !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! end ci- (Mission band enters plaving STRANGERS IN THE X § NIGHT while SKY frolics around STimPGRL ' NT (Sarah) l « like a fag-fairy) 3 3 NATHAN . Hey, Masterson did you hear about Sarah at the crap game last night. She was £: taking guys lefy and rlghny.Sorae mission doll she is, Tiat thkumbag. SKT .:% Drothers and Sisters! I ' ve got my hands deep dOA»Ti in my pockets and I need ' s ' a feUa to tell me which hand I have my dice in, Well fellas BIG JULE FAG-FAERY! Let ' ' ' thooL cwap NATHAN Hey SKY! ! ! ! Watch this (NATILAN twists around like a flame, bends down on one knee and smarts 3 unloading his shot-gun at ADELAIDE. However, ADEL IDE ducks as she sneezes » and the lowly STU?IOGRUMPT(Sarah ) gets it in the face.) SKY Congratulations, NATHAN! I ' ll lay vou eight to five I ' ll be very happy now. » I ' ll seal mv ' » • NATIUN Well for old times sake ...Now that I ' ve killed that thkumbag happiness. Seeyaronnd PIE-FACE. (Nathfln openfires on ADELAIDE, this tire correctly )) (Comes an enomous respitory waste explosion... ) (Reprise of GUYS AND DOLLS ) FINALE LIGHT CUE 1 J t ' M ■)a

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EMMY AWAItDS CCUa XCl M.C.: tC€La J7i - jL.f And now, I ' m proud to present the fabulous, splendiferous LA CANADA HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND! CROWD ; Yeah, yeah, yeah! SOUNDS MUCH LIKE HHUmiHHmnmimHHmmHHHHIfflH ( CROWD NOISE ) M.C. : Their glorious awards include Glendale Day of Verdugo ' s Parade-Sweepstakes, Santa Ana Parade- Third Place, All Western Band Review- Second Place, and Oceanside Parade- FIRST PLACE. CONGRATULATIONS!! CROWD: nHHIfflHIIHHHHHIfflHHHmnrraffiHH BUFFALO : Candy gram

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JAZZ PARTY HATS(Cont ' d from Albekurkie.New Mexico MR. RICHARDSON ; A ONE ANNA TWO ANNA ONE TWO THRE TROMBRONES Jonathan Buck, TOOT, Ken Jacobs, TOOT Brian ,toot, Ness SAXES ; Randy Bartos, WHAAA, Beth whaa Ca Ken Epps WHAAA, Scott Gardner, WHAA, Re becca Slattery WHAA-WHAA £ PERCUSSION ; Jim, POM, Wendhill, Kevi POW n POW, Wood,JlINGj Haus LA e BASS ; Geoff Parney, fresh, Greg Hughes, MAN PIANO: