La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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j i Vo A4i M NO -r ,,, • ' 1 ? .c ' ' ' . ' 7 . v NATURAL CHILDBIRTH by Suzanne and Scott scene 2 , Bonnie Bell Wardman sits In her tiny room in the ithwest corner of the top floor of the library that was named for her achievements. She is behind a small metal desk adorned with dried flowers. She is cataloging books, Shec rises, She is immense. She is the most obese example of feminine pulchritude fenown to man. She sits, she rises, she sits. The chair breaks asunder.) (Two men enter. They are dressed entirely in African ceremonial robes. They are brandishing sausages. They are hickory smoked. The sausages, I mean,) UNCLE BILL (brandishing) You ' re behind on your hula-hoop payments, Bonnie! Huzza, huzza? — - H +a;. om ' V -yc ' ' V ' 0 (Bonnie rises again. She is dripping with fat. She ' t inily resembles a large side of pork simmering and %■ — uncanni crackling over an open pit. The smell of hickory is in the air. The pork, I mean,) BONNIE Habba, Kabba, ba, but ga up da for I knew for saaba, Hoola— hoop? (she sounds uncannily like some fat person nibbling on dried flower arrangements,) But I know for manda baba llama, huh? — w vn Ai ) ' Xcccr ' Ki4- Ik MR FRENCH (still brandishing) That ' s no excuse, Bonnie! Hand over the styrofoani breathing tubes or we ' ll fill you full of protein. 0 (Bonnie begins to wiggle,,, ), ! §H h - .. 1, M 5 s« - ' -vi C ' y