La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

Text from Pages 1 - 296 of the 1984 volume:

TEXTBOOK Property ol LA CANADA HIGH SCHOOL dmh Tefche y e y j[ e f v V-V r ' Ot N, V. ' offo ' «it, ' ' e«c. e i i ' o n this fo ' Oiti U CANADA HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY Ome a Year Book 1953. Lc;t vvAm 9 r 4 %ys _ .V ' A ?- 6 aexk- ' W V X ?f 12 ]j2aJI ( , .. w ' ' HSW iAJAa f J- Ctr Hl A , 3ai2- C k 5c7rAArVU - w-Aj«Jt LH happy dale m I m Hello Readers ! I ' m going to tell you a story. It is a nice little tale about an entire Omega class who went berzerk. I could ' nt help it. You see, I set out to produce a quality year book. A book of style and certain flair. I thought a clown motif with an em- phasis on rainbows and balloons would be just the theme to execute a classic. I mean I was shooting for the Year Book Hall of Fame in Fresno. But my vision of greatness was destroyed after the premier showing of the nuclear extravaganza, THE DAY AFTER , The class just decided it was no use any more.. They threw my brilliant idea of clown happiness and friend ship right in the slop. I lost control as I watched the loonatics scream frantically, NO THEME NO THEME . ( much like Herve Valchez of Fantasy Island fame) Once my ideas had been trashed my life became worthless. The agony of no theme is too too much for me to bear. I have gone into a lifetime vigil in a luxury trash can in the Quad. Have you ever realized the comfort of a 20,000 dollar trash can. Boy, did they spend that money WISELY. And the food! Every day Chicken Delite, Burritos and yes, THOSE nachos with the orange sauce. So PLEASE, PLEASE, if I ' ve made myself clear, DON ' T turn the page. You ' ll blow up. I swear. O.K.???? There ' s not a single rainbow in it. I hate THE DAY AFTER a lot. Sincerely, . .v TABLE OPENING 1 The evoluHon ofihoi gkh, ideas, and concepts beyond ihe grasp of your inxmediaie frame of reference , bid capable of comprehension tvUhin ihe realm of Hme. In oiher words — ihe opposite of closing. W ' • Oh Boy Ritchie, Joanie, Howie and Potsie. Look at all those swell poodles. I heard Barbie got pinned. Yeah, but look at all those poodles. I like poodles .1 guess poodles are the meaning of life. SENIORS 49 Dear Mom — P.C.C. is tops. The food is great, people fantastic, food great and scenery oooo ahh. Oh and the food — great Boy I mjure glad 1 turned down all those namby pamby Ivy League schools. Love ya. P.S. The food is great ... C? FT iSm . o Wtun. i ot C%cA. Z u e. {Ami. 9(i w. Oo ' ,SocA. w9 ffotU. .m. !no i ' tSat ' t iac w faui . ' foAiyitotverei ruu eitr.vieaAe v Jut-Jut. M ' s J tor(s. @ik!%e : ' ' J. ' . . ' Tts a so ate. % OP CONTENTS ACTIVITIES ....145 ; I bet you thought you couid pick that up Well, you can ' t. It so tig newton of your imoginotion, Sojustdonteotit, OX. I All you have to do is slap on a handy dandy pair ot 3-D glasses. There to the left of you. No . . . over there, Hal I told you, I you can ' t pick it up. It ' s 4:17, I ' m hungry and I can ' t pick it up — Help ... I can ' t put it down. The pen that is — but I i thought I couldn ' t pick it up, I just wanna be home in Fresno Mom, can you pick me up I bet you cant FINE ARTS... 177 ! Well hey man you got to let those hairs tilossom from the under arm pit pores. O.K? Have you ever realized the ; intrinsic genre of a hair follicle? It ' s like wow . It ' s like , . well — ... art. O.K? CLUBS .... 207 . ; I -explanatoiy, ehon and lo the point. In effect a real pain but looks real hot on college transcripts. Tin not sure we ' d even Include them except for the DcSfD club. I like that one. It ' s neat. FACULTY . . 241 Rollin ' along with the Friend ship, go west, prepster. It ' s a sign of the times- Go home fisletts. get out ot our school. You ' re too short, too immature. Oh! Wait! This is faculty. GA f GA! i ed nan e i Q)(m (joe (j ofe . {y ( r M2t r T ' ' Mftl ' Lk W; ClFE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS H, ' p . ' -!5 ' o • ' VOy O, c s. S O Qy OcTaij Kodachrome TRANSPARENCY PROCESSED 3Y Kodacbro« « RENCV ICodaki pf O cessEC) odaJc Kodachrome TRANSPARENCY seniors, seniors, seniors, seniors, uh . . . kodachrome seniors, uh yeah pic- tures seniors, seniors, kodak seniors, seniors. SR ' s PROCESSED r. j i Vo A4i M NO -r ,,, • ' 1 ? .c ' ' ' . ' 7 . v NATURAL CHILDBIRTH by Suzanne and Scott scene 2 , Bonnie Bell Wardman sits In her tiny room in the ithwest corner of the top floor of the library that was named for her achievements. She is behind a small metal desk adorned with dried flowers. She is cataloging books, Shec rises, She is immense. She is the most obese example of feminine pulchritude fenown to man. She sits, she rises, she sits. The chair breaks asunder.) (Two men enter. They are dressed entirely in African ceremonial robes. They are brandishing sausages. They are hickory smoked. The sausages, I mean,) UNCLE BILL (brandishing) You ' re behind on your hula-hoop payments, Bonnie! Huzza, huzza? — - H +a;. om ' V -yc ' ' V ' 0 (Bonnie rises again. She is dripping with fat. She ' t inily resembles a large side of pork simmering and %■ — uncanni crackling over an open pit. The smell of hickory is in the air. The pork, I mean,) BONNIE Habba, Kabba, ba, but ga up da for I knew for saaba, Hoola— hoop? (she sounds uncannily like some fat person nibbling on dried flower arrangements,) But I know for manda baba llama, huh? — w vn Ai ) ' Xcccr ' Ki4- Ik MR FRENCH (still brandishing) That ' s no excuse, Bonnie! Hand over the styrofoani breathing tubes or we ' ll fill you full of protein. 0 (Bonnie begins to wiggle,,, ), ! §H h - .. 1, M 5 s« - ' -vi C ' y CliffriL-.es, No-Doze, Apple pie, and Chevrolet . . . I mean Mercedes. This is La Canada High at ItL peak. A fast paced, high pressure, sophisticated, urbane society of Intense vegetation. Yes, this incredible institution of veducation fills four mind boggling book- boogying years. To alleviate the pressure of the daily dog-eat-dog monotony (much similar to a night on the town in Fresno), many are forced to consume artificial substances including the Infamous little red thing (Hot Tamale). We are at a loss for words . . . Katherines ' freaking, Charlottes ' sweeping, Dianes weeping and my Tab is leaking. It is hectic, HECTIC, HALF! It ' s too much, get me out, GET ME OUT! Take me! No more No-Doz — I ' m melting — SHUCKS! 15 fi 1 L- ' fl sa ' dH ■ ■■■■ik__ E (Tn B I ia;o CO motij Dr. tnissing paper c be nurtnaf again . Get Me A BUG TARRING, fhe mfa- Man Ckuu f Bless ranged lover of Uxe p. Would he ever All he can say is SET ALSO WITH Uie darlings of Vai deville, Yippy and Skippy as ihe possible suspeds in fhis hagic loss of a valuable paperclip. All I ask is WHODUNNIT. SOMEONE n IS siolen ike paperclip ynoUs from ike U.S. deparivnenir of J f ernyneni ' s ' besiragenisare rtaging an aiioi iisearck j m and in Lm. Canada, California; bi i ka idiokide ikeir faceswii ouind even (k ' Sf bly) ikeir own kands. Willike ierror be lifted froyn ike couiniry? Will ike eynban sed agents find ikeir prey? Will no. si sped Jerry ( Tke Syni rk ) Klocek be ?lpg 7 gmiliy ofnashj ikings? See Tke Magnificent Frai id and see ike iruitk! ■ .. -T e  ' u iwJ jr n Si C. Senor. C. Through. K. Passo, I. Rate, B. Ware. L.F. Phant, D. Rail, G. Willikers, O. Tannenbaum, N, Sanity, X, Sit, B, Ku2, X. Benidict, E, Sophogus, U. Boat. Ql Tip, J, Walker, D. Minus, C, Minus, A. Minus. B. Plus, Hany Monster, E. Race, Q. Bert, Rufus leaking, B. Kind to animals, F. Furter, Syntax Error, Lee Vies, Tex EEdo, Dan Druff, H.l. There, 1. Brow, I, Lash, I. Lid, T. Bone, O. MO. O.K. Dokey. O, Brother, O. Ver. R. Senlc, F. Word, B. Hind. D. Frost. Y. Not. L,A. Zoo. Naomi Shirtsleave. aS. Bond. N.E. Body. G. Tum. Purty Spackle. May Rower. Anna Septic. Bill Overdew. Candy Cane. Abe L. Monty Zuma. Golda Rsh, Peg Board, Buddy System, Will (J. Shutup. May Zola. Talor Made. Fay Sllfl. Hans Off. Chip Monk. Reah Tard. Derry Queen. Simon Sess. Ben Gay. Sid Down. Skip Tomylou. Taffy Pull. Skip Rope. Eileen Dover. Chuck Steaks. Bert Toast. Robin Droppings. Jill E. Bean. Pete Moss. Lotta Zits. 1. Moan. U. Groan. C. More. Mike Raphone. Ray Gun. X. Ray. Polly Esther Cotton. K. Nine. K. Angaroo. Mark Selot. X. Tingulsher. X. Tlssy. A. Roma, O, Der, Barry DeCorpse, Mac HInery, Mac Beth, Beth LeHam, Jerry Coe, Tex Ako, O. Mega. Dent Tures. Buck L. Yourseatbelt. Buck N. Bronco. Frank Lee Mydear. Mort Tlshen, Frank N. Stine. Mike Rascope, Cat Allna, Ron Coe, Cat Litter, Beau Jangles, Mrs. Jones. Billy-Jo-Ray-Bob. B. Keeper. Abby Normal. Mike E. Mouse. Raliegh Hills, Andy Cow Jumpedovetthemoon, Alii Gator, Meg A. Phone, H. Bomb, Peg Leg. Fred Rick Flintstone, E, Ther, Michelle Un, Un In, Buck Teeth, R. Me, D. Zull, Carl Ott, Bob Bing ForApples, Sue Spended, Bee Tulles, Jim Nasium, Jim Shorts, Adam Bomb, Oncle Fester. THE FRESHMEN help OW help help help O W help help help OW help help help OW help help help OW help help help O W help help help OW help help help OW Jitlp help help OW help help help OW help help help OW help h Sf V EAU-OLDS COPY NEW . TENANTS SETttE CXOWN A ' TENSE TIME ti r i «ii i « ■ 20 CENTS DECEMBER 22,1952 NEW LEADERS, CLOSE-UP ESTABLISHED REPUTATIONS LanCL- Adair Al.-x Albert Erics Akers Bii.ui Allr.d Don Alwav Cjaig AikI.tsoii JcH Aprahamian George Balija Steve Balmer Laura Barakat Dean Barreti Here they are, the newly elected Junior Congressmen of America! Look how proud they are displaying arrogantly their cheap 2Vi cent cigars. They are: from right to left, or they could be from left to right if you want, or wait, they could go from cen- ter to right or to left for that matter, hold on, I ' m getting a little confused here, Ug, I know! If you turn the book side- ways they could be up to down! Yeah! Or wait. Maybe they could be diagonal in some way. Hey! What ' s Diane ' s purse doing in this picture? Kristen Bavmiller MkIuII. ' Biilnar lr llld Brlishid Stac Talet ' ii BcilxTian Linda Bfri;tt Bull Boii|iiist llinv ,, H, i i,i,,i, |ininBfrr SkplLiiii. Bi%n...t Nandiiic Bhattachana Ki.b Bmftir St.|ilMii B.lm i Slinla Bland Ci-nlia Bland Ann Body Kirsten Buehler Dan Buitki TIh-ihIor- Builliaidt Malt ( all, st,, Diane Carbern ClurUs ( :, Christopher Clarkson Susan CloiiKh Adrian C.hn, Kll,„ CoK in Can.lvn Comer Ron CoiiKer Qm LETTERS TO THE EDITORS ■ CONTINUED- Sirs: The shoe, hke a person s hat, is only an article of clothing. It doesn ' t make an difference what hat ou wear when your mind is sick; so, too, it doesn t make an difference what shoe you wear when vour feet are sick. Dammit! Dr. Paul J. McCabe Surgeon Chiropodist ' ildes-Barre, Pa. i ■ . ■■• i: C R A M !: A Ll- Sirs: Robert Kennedy is the only great man around. Mark Warren Royal Oak, Mich. Sirs: No college ells? I give ou one example which should be familiar to an - first- ear calculus stu- dent: E to the X du dx, E to the X dx Cosine! Secant! Tangent! Sine! .3 point 14 15 9! Square root, integral, u dv Slipstick, slide rule, M.I.T. ! Robert W. Dobbins Cambridge, Mass. Sirs: What ' s under Mamie ' s high forehead with bangs ' ? Pink cotton candy ' ? And what ' s back of LIFE ' S high Republican forehead besides holes? Anonymous Anonymous Please send ONE YEAR $6.75 ,nc n„nen,u;i;S, , Aloila. Puerto Rico. Virgin It. • copy price v ould cost you $10 40) (Canada: 1 year, $7.25) Give to your newsOealer or to youi locjl sub scriplion representative or mail lo LIFF. 540 N. (ytichigan Ave., Chicago 11, III. l 5 SfJ STRANGE SHAPES IN EGGS, ART AND NATURE The new craze over Cabbage Patch Kids lias demancletl and recei ed a two for one bargain — Siamese Cabbage Patch kids. They ' re designed by computer and are always joined in a different place. The above Kid(s) is joined in the hand- wrist, hand-hand, and hand-breast position(s). Special clothes must be tailored for these kid(s) and (s) rm(s) getting(s) carried(s) away(s) with(m) These(k) let- ters(b) in (j) parentheses(s(a(2(@(%). UavcCoEitriKliI Bn.,i, (...k T,..,,l Inck « f Sherri Ciinniiisham Andy Cupp Ireiu ' (Aptrt % Eil Russell Dondliiiger WendyUiin Di)ehler Barbara Drake E S MhIk llr |)n,,n,, Tr..o Drwt CliristiiK- Devoe Livt-nif IX-netdtiil XakerlK- Dent-tdeal .-Viitoiiiette Deintenia Dec Delara Gina Davies Jeremy D ' Arcy Jim Dansln Chris D.iniels Jiff Dahl Man Pat Durkin Jennifi-r Dunn John Driscoll 22 PINEAPPLE FLOWER BASKETS ' M t ' : k_ I Lari Eggi-rtscn Helenc Eliasson Chris Elli.XI (:,,tl, lllis Akviiulr.. EKea A f « Jim EiiKTX Laurie Engler Mike Eimli.li lik, Ksixnhain Jeff Evans f% % Davul F.iiei I I ..- Cliippri- Fe.li.u, M.ium.,, I.. Kristin Fiske Marccin Fltli|i.,Mi I . Mr l-,, er.,ft ClaxFranUii r-5N . ' Brad Frcrr Ross Frt-nch Bn.okt Frrwmc Jennifer Frolin Tun C.ilLmlur A - - V v ' l,,rk („.ll..ii Huliard CaKan Ana Gannon Scott Gardner Sl.■ , Laura (Joreeki Trae (;olt ii Ciiaii (.laricln Germ ;ullllli Brushing Teeth Rig ht After Eating with COLKAIEDEiniU. CREAM STOPS BAD BREATH AND STOPS TOOTH DECAY! It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth! KINDERGARTEN STYLES continued Roman Gutierrez Was Hagen Lewis Huiniltdn Iin.ili 71 yj Edward Hicks Lisa Hick Dave Hilbert Kristin Horsfall J. i,i,d, i H.-«.ird hJk r Huhiier Tim Hunter Christina htTsuii Suzanne Jacobs Guy Jamison George Jimenez Chris Johnson Jeanne Jdlinstiin Sar.ili jo C ' i ; K f C Linda Kane CaiuK Kane Joe Kanner V-nd Karsh Cynthia Kast Mathew Kearl John Keers Ben Kellx Juhe Kelsey Mason Kulhawik Beth Ladd Tina Laffert% Clement Lai A What ' s the matter, Phil? Can ' t spell that tricky word? Is it Antidisestablishmentarianisni? It is? Yes, I knew it would work. But is it grammarticalv correct? Duiiiitj this season of love; 7-UP- The going steady drink — is a particular favorite of millions. Lively and sparkling, Crystal-Clear 7-Up fits this happy ainie as naturally as the class ring fits on her finger. 7-UP is so pure ... so good ... so wholesome that teenage lovers, great-grandparents, folks of all ages can fresh up to their hearts content. . . . You like it ... it likes ' ou! Bu ' 7-UP wherever ()u see those bright 7-UP signs! 6y C)f a Bmit LarMMi H.-atlu-r L.mIm- Smtij; l.,r Tae Yun Lee Dcl.ra l.iwiii ( :hris l.h.immi ( :.innll.i l.uskc Eric Lillc-v Rolicrt Lih m ♦-X jta- ..fit W ' ' • ' ' i. .- _ J l,.i v. |oi, l.iis.l,, |.„. 1,„| Ml, 1„ II, ' 1.„1„, Scott M.ick R(,l) Mu ,ili K.ilu- M.iilin Arthur l;irtjiu Willi., it, l,, Jt i 1-31. Bn-ant ML-Aiinally .Mark .Mct:,niiiick S,,i.,l, M, nll.nml. J K, i,l U ( .1, u.,i Kevin . Ukimlrr Kevin McKoy Ur li.iid l. Irn.K SlrwMnnck Lewi.s .Merrifiolcl Aching feet feel better instantly with this cool, soothing relief! Ooze those tired, aching feet with brand new Absorbine Jr. After one of those long, energy-wasting days at the construction site, wouldn ' t the cool, slick feeling of Absorbine Jr. be wonderful? Just a pinch between the 1st and 2nd toe keeps ya going through the whole night. Ingredients include, retzin flavor crystals and goats milk. Warning! The surgeon general has de- termined that putting stuff on your feet is dangerous to your health. AtsorfcineJr. Fast relief for sore, tired feet! Advertisement Chris Mevers Tatiana Mileant Christy Miller Hnhlu MiH.r Jav Mittheli H di Mitz Maria Modig Sophia Modig . nndi Mo.itrriHv Man Mu.,n Wendy Moiirc k.iil.rn l„risakl y. - ■fl Katln Miirph ShawTia Murph Corina M.irns Mike Moshenek Karen Muqih Jennifer Myers rk ) null Nmu.-M Kmhv.i u Kobl) North Grant Oakes Rand O ' Burke ihe Ohms Tame ( )1miii Steve Olson C ' onnie Osher Mark PaRe Kav Park Cm-oH P.irn Nisha Patel George Paton Drew Paul Lisa Pelli Lynnus Peng .... , Muh.lK- Phsler Tim Pickett Nicole Piepers PJ P.liUosian Sarah Piowaty Monika Post wnw Jtk Mark Potter Tricia Randall Chris Rider Gavin Riepe K.ell Robertson Will Robertson Flashing Feet continued OLD TOES, NEW PROS St..tt Hnss Marina RliIk-iu!, ■i ThoriLis H..l,.l..l,iil im.l.. Hnllnin I ' liilip S,„nil,-K H..!,- S,„lMMrn Scult S.n ..n Ll The dogles of Parramore Hatt-alu-l. SliirHl.iEi Hi.ihI,. Sliiiri Sliaii.ii Siiiipsoii Brian Smith Krist n Smith Lan(l„i, Smith Mi-ndltli Smith Cliristina Solt s Stiphrn Spark, ' n Kntllami Spuar ■ ± ..- P iM Julie Stevens Susan Stewart Sr,,tt st,ik. K Kar.-n Sic. -- t III, Sl.imt Si,,. St, link H,-„h Snsan Snttiin sV f .« 1 lall, Ua iilTann.r Susie Tayli)r Cameron Thomas Se.itt n],„nps„ii M,i,ina linip, ' Lxdiahoth Karen alle t:,m,i„ ,: EDUCATION Tom Weber J.,s.i|, W.lls slim WIntli.u, i f A Har ' WKliiiianii Hell Wu.d.-rk.-lir Kohert Wilcm - 4 StcphauH W il.A ( ..,,,iiM (lli.ini.s L.nda Winn Julu- WiTiiiainan Biul.K Wis,- Aainn W olil.-r Stacey Wood Dave Wroan M lfs ' ianiada Yale Kim Jenny Zakatian Denise Zirkle SEPTUAGENARIAN DATE brings Jim and Mar ' Pat together with a smile as they depart for the forwards dance in full dress for a forthcoming television show. SEPTUAGENARIAN CAR provides for comfortable riding. It handles nicely around curves (particularily on Angeles Crest), and it stops on a dime. Hey! What ' s Diane ' s car doing in this picture? 28 SEPTUAGENARIAN FATHER gets excited as the date officially begins SPECIAL ISSUE DANDRUFF niay he the beginning of baldness Top Man in a Woman ' s World Z609 09 03D Mem 3b r i m JANUARY 23, 1950 CENTS YEAI LY SUBSCRIPTION $6 00 FASHION ATOM EXPERTS ' SHOPPING SPREE As winner ' s compensation for the annual Patterson Intuitiv e Chemical Oaftsmanship Competition (PICCC), David Kaegi (shown above) and Craig Broberg (also shown above) are seen browsing througli the computer designed chemical clothing at IBM clothiers in Silicon Valley, California, where it is said that the clothes there fit so well and are so advanced in technical design that they seem to be alive. Here, one of the tweed coats on the rack greets Mr. Broberg like a well-trained salesperson. This coat, along with all the other coats and pants and vests, will speak to Craig in an attempt to sell itself This innovati e is projected to reduce the number of I don t kiiow what I can t think of an thing else, I quit so die. --T Dena Aghabeg Michelle Aldrich Harold Alegria vC i. f) Sergio Andrade Scott Applegate John Argue Mark Ashamalla Salpy Azadis David Beard Ramona Becker Linda Behshid R.id Binder Whitney Bennett Vicki Berry Chris Berryman Todd Bens. Elizabeth Bilhtti Elizabeth Bird 30 NEW AMERICAN LOOK M f s i: Alison Bowman Jessica BortnMii KirsKn Bowman Jiniiilr, HlmIIh I.I Todd Bradley Heidi Breckli,- i ' -. Craig Broberg Sharmaine Browiie Man. BrowniiiK Jonathan Buck Tami Buck Stacey Burke IlK. For the 1 hiidr U„.ly lUa ' .ir nr„l , J :■ i Katie Burkhardt Steve Biitjer Tom Cantilla ,.ss, I Sandra Chalmers David C THEY COME IN ALL COLORS AND SIZES s -- S , : t- ' Chris C;oone Suzie Cooper Julie Gotten David C:rKhtciii Case C:rowcli .11 Susan Curtis Simon D ' Arcy Artin Davondian Sherrv ' Dawson Michael Day LA When company comes, the mw f ' nivcr uay lo ii--komf Ihent to (Ac itinrwrWlillllL tabk ' . It ' s appetizing -and it helps tin ' p the meal. ' ' TOMATO SOUP S% SJW Todd Dickmtner Sandr.i I) Dijdee Robert Donnaurn Richard Do«d Ja Kluvi Ke in Efting Jamie Ellerbroek Scott Frewing Willier Fi .i! Megan Fulton Sarah Gagliardi REQUIEM FOR NUNS Cattle CONTINUED ' It ' s a slow, fiard way . . ' T 0 LAAIE TAIME CRANES END BRINGS STEAK AND TEARS |. iiii.tiM GooUl Justm GoocliiiR Haniia Conilman Yasiidlia Gopal Tom (idRiki Patricia Green Deborah Greenvvald Cathie G Tamiin C:r,iss Igor Gull, iir ( .,,1- 1 kl.A lichele Her viek 1 ift % .: ki ' ' ,. Gretchen Herrsesell Anru(;in St, phaiiie Harman Jennifer Ha 1p Brett Hartin Devony Hastings Clraiu Haiti, I, I Lisa Ha I ' aiii Ha luk KMr Hawkins kiiii Hawkins Suzanne Ha .el New g reaseless way to keep your hair neat all day NEW VITAIIS MESSY OILS ■TISSUE TEST PROVES GREASEIESS VITAIIS OUTDATES MESSY OllS. Ill an iiulepenclcnt testing laboratory, italis and leading cream and oil tonics ere applied in flic normal way. Hair was combed and then wiped with clcansina tissue. Unretouched photographs above show the difference in results! New VITALIS Hair Tonic witli V-l Try new Vitalis will. V-7. Yoii uill like it. (And so will your mate.) As 800I1 . ' IS oii Like ' i with H);tkc-u| ... ou iiec Dorothy Gray For beauty the modern vay rm a quick miracle ' Ai 49c«e |a Tr( Hfie Joanne Hensler Jim Henn Anthony Hernandez Richard Hockens A Da id Hoffiier Peter Holmes Shern.ll Holt Weslts Howard Carrie Huds. 3 , i; Megan Hunter Janet Hussey Beck Ibach Rosanna Jensen Roxanna Jensen IT i .. (Jeoffjohansen Cher. I Johnson Eric Johnson Jim Johnston David Kaegi  -  • - •- Ip Daryl Karelton Sandra Karlic Peter Kejmar Geoffrey Kemmerer Mike Kendall Kr.iil Andn-u Kn al Denny Kouri Tristan Koepli Angela Knight ih I r -mw Patrick Klune Karen Klenietson Eric Laak Nick LaBran Karen Laderman FASHION J w Jt. I Ray Lai William Lawrt-ncc JdIiii Lee JaiH-tte Lee Ken Lee Jeimilei Limlhulin Krie Lolii Katin Lnekeil Dave Limg Mario Liiiulliertt Megal Mack Daxril MaeNal) Ale Mam Alan MaiiatI Mik. Maimo DESIGNER FOR YOUNG i Salhe Maiisnn Alex Mateucheu Lori Ma c-i Jonna Nk( ciriiiiek DANGER: PETTIFOGGERS AT WORK wmp«g A rave new band is sweeping the country, setting records not seen since the Go-Go ' s! They ' re the Pettifoggers: Kathy, Alli- son, Sue, and Christine, and they ' re hot! Here they are on their new album Slap a Midgit . Distinguished by their wild stage antics, shoeless feet and designer clothes, the Pettifoggers are tearing up American concert halls, upstaging legendar - groups like Bobby Darin, and Ricky Nelson. Watch for them and their innovative kazoo sound! ABOUT ME! pK Ksle MtDiMiaia Mi.liarl I, .||H■ Hiiaii MeCan KaiaMtC 0Pf f J,(i ff Marekns McLaurin Ketli M.Mani Jclin M.Ha. ' SImmiiiih M.alill, nll i I,!!mu ( Im,I I, , X iVVYVv . l( a Heih M.kall Ua.liel MiIIikkII Alrxamlep Mll.alil D.aima Miller Dm LETTERS TO THE EDITORS ■ CONTINUED • Sirs: I hope J.W. Blackford will get so much criticism about the cruel way he drags his cat by the leg to the Cat show that he will begin to treat his poor pets more humanely. Leonore Brandt Cincinatti, Ohio MISS U.S.A. AND MISS UNIVERSE Sirs: Georgia ' s representative to the Miss Uni- verse contest is not Miss Georgia. Lisa Hause is Miss Georgia Chick, sponsored by the Georgia Poultry Federation representing the largest broiler-producing state in the nation. Sylvan Meyer Gainesville, Ga. Sirs: Just finished This Is My Secret and ran downstairs to get my golf clubs. Result: my clubs got cleaned, one lamp broken. I guess I m just a duffer! Jim Thornton Hollywood, Calif Please send mHi YEAR S6.75 I ' C- Miti.i Mi.lui Kill II Mil -.-, Kill.. It Moseley Scott Mu Mill II. I Jim Muir Sli. Ilcv MiimI.I1.- H.uikNh.is H.ih.rt Mu is i ' lul Ni- Beth Parkinson Wliiln.v Fat,- I.aur.i I ' .-nili. ilmi D.im.I I ' .-l. i mii, I ' IhI I ' IiiIIi|is Micllellc Flc-pcl; t: iff Eiu-Futtler Annt- Quesnell Marc Ramirez Jett ' Rankiii Debbie Kc.-ii-Hug.i Tun Rec MattReid Richard Rfiiioso Rul.m R, m,.-.. Man R jA fr f . t X ' Lou Ren Reynolds Catherine Rieding Ellen Rini C;harlutte Robins Jami Ryan Dale Ryken Jefl ' Sarhanm SmelKSaNlo Scott Heather Makiko Sega ieki Senek Dustni Shi p - Karen Shields Geoff Short John Siegler Greg Simmons !al :iLfii .- i!4i.? Cheryl Samoano Andrew Spence Scott Spence Shoba Snnivasan Kent States Kristine Still () Stevenson Alex Tannors Darrcll Stimpscm 37 TALL GIRL, LOW-JOKE SHOWMAN FUROR OVER A FROGMAN , ©f Andrew Taylor Chuck Taylor Roll Taylor Shelley Tebo Barbara Thibodeau Trevin Thomas l-.riii ni.nM|i-,on Pite Thompson Tom Thompson Terese TIbbetts ■ TDRIHO TH£ POLAR ISLANT l a canad high school WRESTLING TOURN DEC 6 7 BASKETBALL TOURN VAR 5 7 9 10 THERE 20 CENir MAY 5, 1952 LIFE  - - ' ivr-is A MORAL MANDATE FOR ALL AMERICANS S{ ) John Alirt-na D,,i i. r, l,.,l., u Dn.k l.,l, .l l,„l l,„ i,, Ml., , I ni AlilrKli ls,l,.H l.uii.A Aiul.isni, li.,l.,il Aii l,is.,n K.itli.riiir Aiulnws Hrtsv A.i « Stepll.uiR- Anii.it,. 0,111 r, Hlii Alli;ir H,,iin .i,li,Mi l,in H.hIii 1 ( i; H.i. ! ' .;,■ T ,i,li H,it,-i Kiislm B.ulrx H.iuiK Barli.s kml H.itrlicli.r A f Iiili.iiir B.ii.Ht K.iiiirtli BiiTMiiaii Di-ri-k Boain Ancl 1 z 4: e -wo Rulih BmuJl Ni... l:,uiLliaid ,,.uL,HiiU i:i.iiK Bi.,d Jason Brath Colleen Brauii VkI.m la B lll«,• L iin BiuekiiKMi Maltl.eu Bi„«ii M •ll a Bum Mi-.i (:.ip(il)iaMt.i MkIrHi- CiriliMi Sliannon Canx-nt. . I..iis(,iv ( l,i (lia C astagiia Imagine yourself sciuatting on the root of tlie ' ealctoi iiiin (cafeteria or auditorium, why don t you up your mind!). You ve spotted your enenn meandering 113 feet away. You pick up the nearest object, a 3 pound rock. You then notice the intensity of the molecular bonding. You bless Mr. Hanseu-113 + i)3-EMC + (113) (3) M. This must be the velocity, inciudint; acceleration, of the rock as it approaches your victim-oops . . . 1 UHist e cancelled. I solemnly pledge m ' allegiance to the La Canada Rock Flighting Federation: My commitment to meet with fellow comrads at least twice a week to ... have some lauglis shall be fulfilled oi- my membership shall be denied. Ord. 618 Rock F ' ighter s Honor C ' ode This is the pledge that highschoolers all o tr the nation are taking. This year, 25 members were initiated. This new interest in the Federation is the result of much campaigning by the Federation s founders. Alex Cool, Kii liCurs C.iiliaC C You ' re 90 GOOD to be ne)(tto! Sirs: 1 am happ to announce that snuffy, the groundhog vou showed dining on an ice cream cone before her winning retirement (Miscallany, LIFE, Jan. 30), is with us again this spring. She appeared briefl - on top of her woodpile home on March 1 but, spotting three feet of snow, went back to her nest. She reappeared several weeks later, thinner and slightly irritabli ' from lack of food. Mv ' father was very careful not to feed her too much since she had been dormant for six months. Snuffy is still the same friendK ' , lo ing creature she was last summer. Ken Craudall Sirs: I ' e just returned from serving 14 months in Turke ' and am impressed and pleased with Nour timely article on that great country. Eldon C. W ' ahlbrink Sirs: Margaret Bourke-W ' hite says: Pilots tell me that Chickens and turkevs run in special terror from a helicopter . . . The pilots ' theory is that the fowl associ- ate the beating in the air with a bird of pre . Chickens are equally disturbed by a free balloon, which is completely silent and has no moving parts. Apparently they associate the object, rather than the beating, with a bird of prey. Frank D. Klein Sirs: Mr. James Herndon sounds like one of those star- ryeyed, spla ' -tboted jack-asses who tiot about tlie gliet- tos and then emerge bra ing that ... you and ... our mother should be included in first grade reading material because these are the ever cla expletives of a certain segment of the black population. Grace R. Premo From beer and skittles to fancy vittles, Chicago offers a vast variety of food ... How does one eat skittles? Mrs. Roark Bradford Please send ti._ L nime ' iiiiia city suf ONE YEAR $6.75 -nccn„n„,o-us. MowoM, A oilro. Puerto Rico, Virgin It (1 reir ji thf -.ir.gie copy c ' ' . ' iili) cost rou {10 0) (Conodo; 1 veor. $7 25) ■A I listerine Antiseptic SOME OF THE SECONDARY INVADERS leili showed ihol even fheen minuter oFler Lislerin. were reduced up to 96 7%. on hour oflerward at muci OS 80%. Among bocrerio on moulh ond throat turfoce con be mony of ihe ' secondary invodeti, some o( whid i7 . 5 D.iM.l Dm Scott Di- k,,l. Kn ( iiiiiMiiJi.im Knstj C;unninahani Bp.aii Damon S ira Dav 1 Andrea Falconicri Lisa Fanium Timnn Fit Ktrald John Fonseca Liza Foistroin Doiiu FrazRT Bradv Fulton Lisa Garcia Michelle Garcia Shann C.irdiic Bill Catts oniK- Gates John Gerai;ht Donald Gibson Christie Gillins ADOPTED MOTHER GOOSE continued -•♦ ' , ,1 Jaime (;ilin..M, |,.x Cil-nii C.iii.i f;in.M |.iim( - ( ;l.is. K„ii Glass Stewart C.i.l.lai,! S,„„m.I ( ;„I,K|, ni Iikr (;(.iizales Ernc-st Cmizalcs StrM- Cnttsdialk -t C-.. Lisa t;iallal.i CliristnplicT Craiu ' tci DariA Grattan Andrea Grav Don Gn-atrake Gl Sieve Haltei Bn ant Hammer Steve Hanna Steve ll.mv.i, Mums Hartant.i KmtHavli.l ANEW AND TEMPERED FOR A FRESH CAREER OF SERVICE TO THE U.S. Landoii Biovvninij; in liis 1967 Ols o iiias- terfiilly baf;y;t ' cl liis roadway lijiiit, a UXiT BMW 2002. (Not to l)c coiiiiiscd witli a 21 12). I.aiidoii liad to l)ack up and loii ' uaid liis vciiic ' lf li c tinios to iji ' t credit lor till ' Iriiiinpli, I iiu ' an BMW. 43 OiatthBO ' : ? . trial resf epIo-Bismof Pepto-Bismol ' s special medicinal formula soothes both the irritated stomach and intestinal walls with a gentle coating action. It helps retard gas formation; calm heartburn, nausea. Hospital tests also prove it controls simple diarrhea —without constipating. No wonder Pepto-Bismol is America ' s leading family remedy for upset stomach! T?S. MOn ERS! Pepto-Bismol is effective, m.ld. safe for children, too. They love its wonderful flavorl Pepto-Bismol helps soothe in ' ' ' ' to ' 3ch ... where overdoses o( ' nfi.i and alkalizers may actu- all) ' iioiig the upset! Pepto i: ' mI also helps calm distress intestinal tract never help! and alkalizers .ondMlg ' ' Mf v« Pi ' l.ivni, |,„oss Jim Jnl„iM„l Mark Jul,,, SOI, hriil,,,, Joliiisni, DaMd J CALL YOUR G-E SERVICEMAN NOW! Name a con- venient time when he can come and give your TV set a complete check-up. He will service your TV promptly and expertly. He ' ll put new life into your set without upsetting your household routine. HE ' LL BE THERE PROMPTLY. Quickly and at reason- able cost your G-E serviceman can make your TV Better Than New when he installs that G-E Aluminized Tube. Remember, the G-E Aluminized Tube is backed by a registered factory warranty. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT ... You ' re watching a TV picture that ' s far clearer and sharper than the day you bought your set! No more hazy, washed-out pictures that strain your eyes. Your G-E serviceman is prepared to make your TV picture Better Than New in a matter of hours. General Electric Co., Tube Dept., Schenectady 5 N.Y. by HENRY GAINES How would your dog pre- pare his own meal ? if .your dog had his way, maybe you ' d find him adding one part of liquid to three parts of Gaines Meal. If he ' s like most dogs he ' d think that made a mighty templing consistency. Of course, puppies would add even more liquid. But mayhe your dog would surprise you. You might find him adding no liquid at all! Tlie new HOMocE NizER Gaines has such an in- viting crunchy texture that lots of dogs think there ' s nothing better than a bowl of those little nuggets just as they come in the package. They lake their water on the side. Incidentally, can you picture any meal that is so easy to feed ' . ' There is nothing for ymi to do but open the package-and watch your dog have the meal of his life! Watch this signal! if you ' ve been noting that your dog ' s nose is deco- rated with a sticky wad of food after he has eaten, you are pretty safe in suspecting there ' s something wrong with the texture of his food. Many dog meals contain an amount of powdery dust-like particles which form a gummy mass when the meal is moistened. The most annoying characlerisiic of such a meal is that it has a way of packing down at the bottom of the dish, almost like so much cement, when the dog presses his nose into it in his eflfort to coax it into his mouth. One of the big ad- vantages of Gaines homogenized Meal is its freedom from dusty particles. From the top of the package to the bottom, it is crunchy little nuggets. There ' s no packing down in the dish— no sluck-up no;,c. !n three wags of a dog ' s tail, the dish is licked clean. Your dog might like to lick lollipops all day! Dogs in so many ways are like little children. ]f you were to leave it up to youngsters to plan their daily Ihcy would probably choose a diet of c soda and cake. You have to teach thei habit of cnjoyitii? the food that they And it ' s just as true in feeding dogs. E ' it takes several feedings to get youi used to Gaines great new meal, it ' s wc a tinuis.uul Itincs! indy, 1 the dog rlh it Don ' t beg your dog to eat! Once in a while you can expect your dog to sniff at his dinner and walk away. I Chances are he is just a little off his feed. It ' s a great temptation to coax him to eat. Don ' t do it! Take away his dish till next feeding time-and even if he refuses his meal for a day or two, don ' t fret. A bit of fasting won ' t hurt him. When he ' s ready to eat again, his dinner will taste like a banquet! Prison Riot cont.nue Kris K.isl..r« 1,111.1.1 k. Iir, r Nano Kunim-ll D.in k.ne h,r - l.rrn.ir Keitli Klii.iifrman Claudia Knumr.k Klaus-Ptttr kii.ptli kart-n kr.«noff Kern kru t ka.r.i knl.iKki Pain ku lcr Chris Kwasizur Mk lia.l l.ail.l kristina Lars.-ii « Patritk l..iui.im Cecillia Lllikc Hi-atl. Lmnm Imiii I.M«tli. r AniH- Mai kil k- 1, l,l. ,,l, StiphaiiicMaciimlH r Reza Mali-kzadcl Mark Maraj Paul M,,M ff  -;- .;, ,- Jim Marsh Chris Marshall Nancv Marl. ' ■ ' ■ ' ' ' ' ■ ' k.Ain Mc (iri-Kor Jcanctl. M. Iliii;li Jam Mi Mainizill l,.i l THE KEY PROBLEM OF MANPOWER ANY OLD GAG FOR THE PICTURE 4 MIV k:t)l 1 ■ ■« . « - GAG, A DOG, A HANK OF HAIR LADY, A CLAIRVOYANT MARE, SOLVES PROBLEMS, WHEN FRED HOPS iBriin KrikOK.n KiiM.ii Osl.iir,, K.inii OsIkt ( :.illi,riTic ( )ltc J.uOutns W 1II1..T11 P-.i k.ml lik.- P;.lMK.i Roll I ' .inkr.it . r Ian Parker Robert Parral Milan Patcl Sahanin Fainik lii,ir,i,.i Ni kp.ir.ila Dan I ' lc.ll Haus PciwiiRMr Jiiuu Fnliak Midu ' llc Pustun ft p V I a Olllr I ' llKl.i Ar lrliir Mnli.il .1 CI,, Isl.iu H.illltl Jl,„ K.,l i.iH (■.„,„■ K,.l „i i;,,kK„dr m - - - i -% f ' - - i D.jii K..-S A„.lir.i H„lni,.l.iil Jj Kull H„vs,„, K. ' M.ukS.ni-, (;.,xl.- Scliftk MiLhacI SLhiailn Kul, Scliiadir Jill Si-k,Ki,chi Ji-H S. Frogman continued HOW TO PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD A LOOK IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH Once there was a little hoy. He went to the beach. He didn t know why, but he went there. He liegan to dig in the sand. His mommy told him if he kept digging he could dig to China. And indeed he did, right through the core of the earth and every- thing. He surfaced in a bizare dream world where everything was pink and green. E - ery one was happy. And there was a pig st with steaming donkeys, oh no, wait, it wa s La Canada or was it Fresno? O.K. Once there was a little bov . . . Slips, Slurps and Suds CONTINUED niiick. qiiiik, wait, helort- we all die — I ' OOF, too late. Fred Stuhr Jciliii Tanner Mike Taylor t. ;fe;c i Tom Taylor Robert TennanI Mark Tiulel Dinle Jean Tucker I I fr ' Dina Velarde Pak.,Mt imi, linknl I ,,ur,, W ..I, L Lisa Wallace Danns Walters Aiidra Ward Jocelyn Warder Danielle Weiirocki SnzieW. Barrv Wells John Wevl Mark W ' ieland Diana Witt Shanon Wolper Laura Wolpow Erik Wood Neil Woodbum Ke in Woodhouse Doup Wroan Elizabeth Yates Mark Zaborae Kate Zateson Tern Zeitz Winklex Ziehl King G. . nj Goodbye i i k 1 i . if. ' «4 A f % .v t t y-M Vlcki Astamendi David Auien . ' ' .vH ' ' -5 0 v ' ..6°- ■;8:iri Herisriid JairiHS bender Hhauna Hender Ann hergqulst, Iteresa BllUtti la,, le al °S8,h Oi- fl Uh tei], ' Of, - - ' .S . ' Melanie Briscoe Patrick Brlstow Paul Bristow Kirk Brobere Kevin Callahan Kim CalHster Stephanie Camfield ■ lex Case To: -.® - f f Kiariha Lcie Jean L cieman KICK L CilV lc LiQ ' agias Conroy Jonathan Cornwall Gregory Crawfurd Jacqueline Cromer Jennifer Crum Donald Culbertson Cameo Currle Laurie Uahl I ' roy Daniel JuUe Dixon John Downhower 56 4 ' - ' ' .:§. 9 S ' -) ' .( ' vV Xf 57 n ■■ P B s ■ i ■ ■ : : ■ Rita Falkenhagen Erin Farles Sam Farmer 58 Robert Fleckensteln Norbert Flores Matthew Flynn Theresa F]ynn ' the n ' ' ti: ' . , is ' o T ' A Garth Franklin Jo French ° e « ..Q ■Sfl Brad Fullerton Brian Pulton Yvonne Galvan David Gannon Leslie Gascoigne Susan Gassman fvonne Gates Lisa Gelhaar Suzanne Gipson LaVleee Glsh ' 4 U Anne Gmellch ■•• .N. ' ' .- ' «o Ttf Kerrle Gorman . e;:- ' - ;z :;%iy ' ' ' ' Gregory Hemstreet Ana Henriquez Kirk Johnson Dennis Scott Juett Kariiii Kashani Tracee Kllngerman 64 a V leT Tiec °e « t ' T c ■7 1 John Kraus Alexander Kuhn David Kummer Debbie LaZare Chung-Hyun Lee Katie Lee M 1 Sheila Lehn;t Andrew Lelsner . , ■1 MacDougall Tracy Mahonev Lisa Marsion te , %c Celeste Martin 66 Jim McCarthy 67 Suzanne Mendelsohn Kevin Messlck Mlchele Meyer Virginia Mieding 68 Heather Mllhu i ' ' l gfiiilfer MiteheU le cap ,ie i ac ' ' . ' Tom Mitchell Dormda Mitz Jot iTi Mohageii Mona Momtaz Mark Morris Penny Morrow [.:_; ' jhmore Steve Mulr Susan Murray Frank MuslLeUe 69 A 7 ' ' B. 9 o :3 - ' ; « ' - 3aic i ' nv o??eTS ne ai cwei Koryf Nichols David Eric Nicoll i , H H EPP 1 riieena Nleto James Nordhlll Robert Northcutt Bob Nydam Denlse O ' Brien Scott Oakes Erin Olofson 70 Jeff Perriii Samantha Phillips Jay Piehel Kevin Ranck Todd Rankin 72 George Rappard Katherlne Reid Erie Rasmussen Ross Rembac Erie Rl- p Gv- AP .vveJ- .(Y , :cv- ,0 . ' . ' ' ..•i- ' ' ' , eS Jodl Sayer Ryan Scott Ommar Seln 73 ' ' ' ! «,: , f c,. % Bruce Sparkes Jonathan Spears Christine Springett Tammy Slradiotlo KaLherme Strunk Chris Sullivan or Paul Summers Ted Tannors Susan Taylor ri-ivi.i T.iiin:,M Tara Thlesmeyer Narfiess Vahdai I hia Valentine d - e. ,oV ' reve- tl O 0|[Oll 5?,aS eT ' -- t. ' e; Mike Vogel Nancy VoLk 8haron Vusleh Wentl,y Wade Barbara Walker Pamela Wliltehair mk rW -cv . st xi v o .r f,e , 6.0 „ • r £. fc-- Mary Wlederketu- Kevin Wleland Ann WUey Scott Williams Mary WiUsey Jeff Wilson Tom Wilson Jeff WinterbL -Jill Winterbottom Richard Woodburn Steven Woodruff Larry Woods Craig Woolson 79 • ' t  ' ' ' ' Ute Zimmermann Robert Davis 80 rt t - ' ' .vS J - ' ■3 Varsity 6  e ' ,xe ' 0« ' '  « ' ' S ? fim 5 i|?iSlOB 0 xq ? 0 p. H ' v  x f ' Back Row, Ift. to rt. Matt Brown, Jim Bender, Colin Tierney, Chris Flounder, Rookie Jay. Niel Woodburn, Greg Tlie Jet,; IVIID. rt. to Ifl. Coach Schaaftsma, Coach Weiner, Erotica Clement, Katherine Forbes, Kevin Messic, Jack Chase, Smiley, Rob Myers, Mark Johnson, Scott Ziehl, Coach Moore, Coach Pendelton. Front, Lft. to Rt. Bob Anderson, Hallinan, John Lutz, Mike Stenstrom, Dave Auten, Ian Parker, Sgt. Slaughter I- The coverage ' 5ng Side Th« strong s-ideJoJn ' -s,..: deepest nTe arr ' P ' ' - ' rter passes te ' ' ' ' caught i;V - C2n2_2one jf ong.one ur e IS behind th . tangje, he can .. ,t- - eli - This is an.th, ® ' ithough the 5 Football ' 83 Kimbrough, Farmer Sam, Ernie Gonzales. Brian Damon, IVIoose, Jon Cornwall, Johnson: Jr., Alahydoian, Dork Alahydoin, Peter Matus, Rock Schrader, Brian Facoondo Bake, Barb. 1, Barb. 2, Barb. 3, Barry Wells, Olsen the Cryel, Greg LA CANADA SPARTANS Back row, left to right. Wen Steptienson, Roy Olofson. Ken Golovko. Ty Fagg, Ken Epps, Jim Jotinston, J.J. Gish, Rob Taylor, Chris Plummer, Tim Reeves, Middle Row, left to right. Coach Cornell, Coach Schreiner, Steve Butler, Eric Putler, John Parker, IVIike Smith, Coach Geisbauer, Front Row, left to right. Ted Simpson, John Argue, Mike Smither, Peter Kejmar, Steve Miller, John Slegler, Harold Alegria, Chad Merriam, Mike Churchill. The Next Generation Back rov. left to right. Mark McCormick, Jim Dansby, Matt Mosley, George Paton. Theo Burkhardt, Gavin Riepe, Lee Hampton, Brian Allred, Jeff Ricks, Rob Biggar, Andy Cupi Mark Armitage, Mark Potter. David Wroan, Middle row, left to right. Coach Paton, Clay Franklin, Steve Balmer, Scott Mack, Bill Mauldin, Bud Wise, Jay Mitchell, Pi i Corvalan, Chris Elliott, Coach Huson. Front row, left to right. Kent McGregor, Brian Churchill, Chris Clarkson, Drew Paul, Bryan Cook, Scott Savary, Jen Daul, Matt Calllster, Todd Christensen, Keith Vine, Grant Oakes, Mike Swanson. October 13, 1983 LA CANADA LUU lOOKS lui K ' , •• ?.i- ' ' ■■ _ ffli ' CM Coach Blowje, Reza Blade, Two per Simmons, Ampieton I, Kluneybird, Dapper Dan (our only goalie). Kurt Have-a-Lick. Amplelon 11, Wielin Dealln ' , Dennis Screw It, Jimbo Ironman, and Mr. Hert. Not Shown: Sean Smith. Kurt directing synchronized swimming. 1-2-Ready boys! ' Top Row: Mathew Kearl, Charles Carney, Scott Spence, Eric Voss, Lisa Wallace, Teri Wallace. Bottom Row: Cameron Thomas, Erin Wohler, Mark Gallon, Scott Frewing, Landon SIth. Not Pic: Ute Zimmerman, Kevin McKay. Hold that pose l ho ' Ifiai %«, eing ' ckea own the ' am? BCK. LEFT TO RT. John Phillips, Skank ' n Rankin, Peter KasI, Matt McQueen. FRT. LFT. TO RT. Tim Haw- kins, Donald Arnald ' Cul- bertson. It ' s not supposed to be tun, John. . John Tanner, John Downhowe Jason Jaross. inJohn, Buehler. FRT. This year ' s cross country runners, led by Todd Rankin, performed very well in league competition. The perform- ances of Don Culbertson, Peter Kast, John Phillips, and Tim Hawkins showed that even with the loss of the experience that was prevalent a year Spartan cross country remains and has great promise for the r,npr since tne . hot runne odd Ran- - turned m n g. leCrescenU r- rse in - f , enior was jy ' f- 16 minutes and ocked ' J e i teatn- 2 seconds u _ . or, Vale Pete ' -Jf-Tbe Utter , cix seconos- „pcond too 16-.38 ior sec sran a y- v MtV ands.xUim p,,a- victory o n-.09. , Canada re- ° McQueen took su ts. Matt M « „ cu - eigWV u , „t.: a sore eg) ?ertson fft tT.32 and C Hawkins T ' young i tbpUce.. ■• ' Vf S Canada ium°; • The ' .gjeated by varsity J, 15-45. as South Pasadena. the winners P ce through f -JsbyMarl ' Ss w th a s xth Humphries p aceml9- • .sopho- . 1 08= ' as victorious Gaiaty. , M Bankm Spartans Je s was third, r berg ' ' J-nt Rearing race. 14th m the y . this •FortbeJ J-;„ada was season, l a gu-is ab e to iieid petition harrier team mc J going ' ■ ' ' %outh Pasadena. ¥hn.- were victor- io - :.• „ finisher tenth P ' ' = - _,ing the gvrW O n Yvonne Hurd. a team are W ers junior,, and j sh- Chrisuna S ' omores Green and Deena pattie tireen Chapman. g Ust ' ' V aa is Blair Hig for La Canada IS e,e tbisafter i ' ai varsity Stuyto- - BCK. LFT. TO RT. Cheryl Samano, Deena Chapman if not Christina Suwa, Cindy KasI, Yvonne Hurd. FRT. LFT. TO RT. Christina Suwa or maybe Deena Chapman? Patty Green. i« BACK LFT. TO RT. Alex Main, Chip Galaty, Chris Meyers, Tim Pickett, Justin Gooding. FRONT LFT. TO RT. Craig Broberg, Stephan Biiger, Jeff Rankin, Mike Moshenek. ' tt l t n« - ' - cor °1 ly-i ,0 , ' y- - Cross Country sticks together. 95 ) The young women tries to distract Carry ' s attention towards her . . . towards her . towards her feet. She had to borrow her brother ' s shoes. t- PLAYER HAND BOOK „ « «!«« i From left to right on the hood: Kelly Saylor, Pernille Ernst, Jodi Harrison. Kacie Curtis, Kara McGinnis, Andrea Rubensall. Kirstie McCornock, Biz DeClerk, Lorl Mayer, Vicki Berry, Jennifer Tally, Betsy Argue, Kristin Fiske. On the roof: Annie Bonner, Dina Velardie, Connie Osher. Rachel Milbrodt, Stacy Eyerly, Claudia Hess. Tennis is a game for beauties. Et5i ri Is that a forehanded backhand or a backhanded forehand? This year ' s La Canada Girls ' Tennis ended with a final note expressed on the rock . The girls played tennis and some of them ate, but the overall effect was team spirit and sports- womanship. After two losses to San Marino, LC ended league in second place. Unfortunately, LC drew Westlake (the team who beat us last year in the quarters) for the first round of CIF and lost. Nevetlheless, the team continued with its enthu- siastic spirit by having monthly pajama parties. 102 r ZB AO ' PaUeu Sec. A Distinctive Community Weekly Servmg La Canada Fltntt. the Crescenta-Canada Valley ■PD IN LA CANADA FLINTRIDGE, CALIF. • VOL. 39, Ni . ' iio OAY, JANUARY 26, 1984 • 20 CENTS « B. 1 1 % %. ? ? K ' i. to Co-captain Mark Morris gosi inside lor two. t3rni hf Coty - as League Rul7 by Marl( HumplMes Ifs no secret that there is little love lost u. Canada High School and their Rio Hondo Leagu part jy onrovja., One mon ago the championship game of the L soccer tournament was left undecided after the vik. Wildcats mstigated a massive free-for-all which saw Monrovia coach lead his team onto the field to fight _Last Friday night those same Wildcats hit a new low] Eoor sportsmanship when they escaped from thelr roaaaoomid invaded La Canada for a basketball g, The contest was reTalfvely placid in the first qua the Spartans battled the top-ranked ' Cats to a 10- With Chris Smith controlling the boards and Chris supplying the offense. La Canada was able to off eight points of Monrovia ' .s Humberto Orio, ■ , - . Monrovia Star EjectedrFrom Gaine Ihings began to heat up during the second p - ever as Smith scored six quick points to give I slim lead. Then, with 3:16 reniaininL urn,, Kh ,, ' m%jf npre upREwrE«cotmT JOMMARIfcS ■« = °- ' - Z ' ' « ' ' . Dirty Rob. Gllley, Miller Hatfield, Fro. Front: Kiteem Abdul J«-CHAR. Shepple. Coach Pendleton. Rot and Bob. ft AH Star Oamu KMQS STATISTICS sorrON cMCAOo vTiiu wwa III v.uiiirui j ' r ' search ■ ' oSa , ' ins ' Posfin. ' 9 up. i to warn athletes ?re going to pay. Giving the alh iY. ' ,,1 ,.ar., .-A It year th y Uyc kt -vp bnteed. ' S7l . ri. Serving Shirley Hughey Escrow Ofllcer Owr linq the Valley over 2( :row Ofllcer Ovi ner the Valley over 20 years f- MWli ■ruAi Back left to right: Jodi Harrison, Jamie Hufstedler, Linda Lott, Karen Gress, Andrea Gray, Coach Wallino Front- Lvnn Brockmeyer, Lisa Marston, Lauren Reynolds, Jill Sekiguchi, Kathy Demarest. Junior Varsity Drug-Free It lll ' ' ° ' ' • ' ?. ' !l ° i ' ' '  ' • Clefyl Johnson, Julie Cotton, Mich Bednar, Carrie Cotton. Front bnauna W amson, Michele Evans, Devony Hastings, Tina Latferty, Sarah Gag. Due to the rude Inleruplion of the Dancing Lady the copy for girls basketball can be found on page 286. Sorry for the inconvience. TaKe it to the noop ' I rcher explains his point to a bespectacled player as the horts. others stare dejectedly at the ants crawling up their Boy ' s soccer this year had to keep from being upstaged by the new and talented girl ' s soccer team but they did a good job of it, fielding what was probably the most talented team in the short histo- ry of boys ' soccer at La Canada High School. Among the highlights of the season (at least up until this yearbook deadline) were the unofficial championship of the La Canada high schools, a defeat of previous league champion Blair in the league opener, a brawl in the final game of the Christmas tournament, a number three ranking in CIF 2-A behind co-champs La Quinta and Bishop Montgomery, the highest ranking ever by an LC soccer team, and the return of all-CIF Kevin Wood- house (and his subsequent injury) and all-leagues Scott Tibbetts, Jeff Wilson, and Jose Galvez. On a lighter side, other highlights included Matt Murray ' s own goal, Jon Cohen ' s editorial com- ments to the ret at the SM game, Scott Tibbetts ' 40 + yard goal at SM (affectionately known as the immaculate connection ), and the team song that was sung on the bus after every away game win, complete with aerobic accompaniment.  |F k Brian loses the ball and his dentures in one play — a new school record Sunset .% o 4 i • T ... . . ■Jr- {U ' Ui Kirstie solicits funds for tfie team, pposite page; Front Row; Mary Pat Durkin, Sam Macumber, Kristine Stell, Kirstie cCornock, Anne Gmelich, Monica Timpe, Jean Tucker, Heather Scott, Stiannin ealitte, Candace Cliristensen, De De Murptiy. Second Row; Ctieryl Holt. Diane ' s jg, Andrea Rubendall, f ary Browning, T.L. Tibbetts, Megan Mack, Coach Mealif- , Katie Martin. Third Row; Diane Clark, Grey Pole, Sharon Clark. Top; Kerne orman. Balief Petit. Eat your heart out! 00 the °SS1 Our Stat girls enjoy coke and a smile! La Canada Girls ' Soccer? Who would ever think such a thing could ever exist? This team not only exists, but right now (that ' s now when I ' m writing this, not now when you ' re reading this) the team is doing great and has a record ot 6-1-1, that ' s 42-7-7 tor dogs. That ' s In case you ' re a dog, but you ' re not, so I ' ll continue (I had a speech prepared, but we ' re kind of short on time). The coach, in her first year, is Karen Mealifle, and all that stuff, but what I really want to talk about is Stanley. Stanley is our mascot. He is quiet, unassuming, has good posture, never says a word, never complains, and comes to every game. But, perhaps the most remarkable thing about Stanley is that he catches balls. Kick a ball to Stan- ley, and he catches It— it ' s a given. Oh, by the way, Stanley Is a plant. Stanley ' s hot — we dig him. - ' X swisj .™.,.,, ' e fullback ' ' ' ' shaofc ing Cheryl gives Mrs. Mealiffe tips for the second half. .■Mi- WRESTLING J ' %  - jj; T The Wrestling Studs . . . Smooth Am BALL Mcenaugi — Man or myth? With the strength of captains John Kim and Sean Ste- wart, and the help of ballboy Jimmy JV. Connors, the Spartans once again fielded a powerful squad. New coach Tom Parker proved a valuable asset as he pro- vided the team with both leadership and inspiration. The team was very young comprising ol 3 freshman, a sophomore, and only 4 returning lettermen. Despite the enexperience, the team challenged San Marino for league title and became a strong CIF contender. Jlmbo displaying the form that moved him up from the Junior Varisty. Dinosaur Balls for Neanderthal Man. (Primitive, but powerlul) CO . %% A Work on driving liips down toward the bottom. Back row: Jim Downhower, David Shih, Sam, Eric Voss, Mark Galton. Scott Spence, Alan Manatt. Gene Kim, Greg Simmons. Steve Hansen. Front row: Derek Emge, Kent McGregor, Kevin McKay, Scott Frewing, Pat Klune. Missing: Mike Hertel, Guy Jamison. Dennis Juetl. Hans Poggemeyer. Cameron Ttiomas. Omar Ikram. Back row: Ann Bergquist. Karen Kubitski. Christine Falsi, Suzanne Hussey. Yvonne Hurd. Nish Patel. Bobbie. Teri Wallace. Heidi Breckheimer. Debbie Greenwald. Beth Metcalf. Lisa Wallace. Middle row: Sharyn Gardner. Suzle Stewart. Pam Ricks. Deanna Miller. Betsy Argue. Lisa Grigg. Wendy Wade. Front row: Gayle Scheck. Amy Aldrlch. Jenifer Seles. Lisa Marston. Karen Stoller. Karen Osher. Tracy Wade. Stacey Burke. Kara Colyar, Chana Olckerson, Mary Wlederkehr, Megan McClory, Janet Roberts, Sheri Palermo. Camera shy: Suzanne Jacobs. Lane 4 you are charged with one false start. Do not leave swim cap lyb in direct sunli t; it may shorten die life of Megan ' s warm, Mary ' s cold, Ghana ' s stunned. 77ie Yeh, I love that size 26! Side View PorrioJ Q r cle c- c etfsof 5:00 a.m.? Nah. it ' s not that early! Dry inside and out immediately after use, then dust with corn starch or talcum powder. Pretty much the sports s ) o ' T- X ' A Irom back left to rigtit: Mike Smitti. Alex Main. Peter Mathews What the hell, I can ' t do this. I cant even see hall of you guys Hoser why are you facing the freeway? Shhh. . . this is ridiculous utterly insane ... but look at Coach Pat . . ., just look at him. Hah! Well this IS the 1984 Boys Frosh-Soph and Varsity track team Typi- ■s . n ' Well we certainly weren ' t a humorous group, left: Aria Sarah, Patty, Kristen, T L. Erin, Stacey, Carly, Allison, Kris tina, WassonianDi-CatDev, Ju lie, Mary, Sharon, Cheryl, Mary Pat, Marlee, by the way Anne Gmelich was in 7lh period Physics. Opposite page: Kast and Phillips performed ag- gressively in the distance races, while Hensly and Johnson shared victory with Chris Smith in the sprints and middle distances Joser and Mathews con- tributed in the short sprints as well. In the girls events, D. Clark sprinted to success along with Durkin and Kline This page: With similar success, Wasson and Riebling paced the middle distances. The hurdles were strong with the determination of Hastings, Gmeilich, S. Clark, and Otte. Pat Logan — America ' s Best Kept Secret Tlie La C9na(ta boys ' ani: girls ' track team had anotht eicel- lent season, excelling In every r a In the Held events. Morris. TIemy and Perrin dominated the long and triple lumps. Bone and Smith were outstanding In the while Parker and Relgler backed up Relgler In the pole girls ' distance, as shown In this typical victory. Back row, left to right: Coach Bob Bender, Reed Bender, Steve White, Sarbs, Rob Northcutt, Assistant Tom Straeter. Front row: Mike Taylor, TImmy Temper, Ross one time Jacinto, Don Saatzer Fore! -v Hurry up and take the picture. Back row, left to right: Coach Bob Bender, Reed Bender, Steve White, Sarbs, Rob Northcutt, Assistant Tom Straeter. Front row: Mike Taylor, Timmy Temper, Ross one time Jacinto, Don Saatzer P Maxfji g DDH € ;J3« ; «tS R3ift. JKX Hurry up and take the picture. mfWmm   i ' ■ ' ' n w. i Softballers it Drank Up Top row: Coach Boal. Jodi Harrison, Cami Anderson, Julie Kucera. Andrea Grey, Kerrle Gorman, Jackie Duben, Coach Green. 2nd row: Alex (.0 Tannors, Jill Sekaguchi, Luron Reynolds, Michele Evans, Jamie Ryan. rCANADA] But there ' s glue in my slioes. Hi I ' m Sparty. I like to play ball. This Softball team at L.C. was pretty awesome. Jackie Duben Julie Kucera hucked the ball at catcher Jodi Harrison. In- fielders Kerrie Gorman, Andrea Grey, Luron Reynolds and 1st base coach Randy Boal, were a joy to watch. Boy when those outfielders like Alex Tannors, Cami Anderson, Jamie Ryan, and Michele Evans caught those amazing fly balls. . . I nearly died. All in all, the team faired well, but help me help me it ' s been real, bye. L suffers from hunger pains. Coach Walling, Kelly, Cathy Grimes, Sarah Gag, Gretchen Herasel, Shannon Mealiffe, Kathy Locken, Lori Smith. Bottom: Irine Faulkenhagen, Shelly T-bow, CheyrI Johnson, Jane Smith, Jenny Dodge, Tina Lafferty, Whitney Bennit and Tammy Buck. cu Beisbol been berry berry good t ' me Gary Lievre, C.E., Bill Holmes. Dave Gannon. Eric Hargrave. Ross Rembac. Ron Gorden. 2nd row: Bobby Anderson. Tony Case. Eric Wood, Cris Sullivan, Brian McFedries, Don Luther Culbertson, Troy Jan-opps-Daniels Alex Case. TRADE ' ' If Bill takes his eye off the ball to acknowledge the glance of an admirering tan. ' m m. James Geisbauer, T.E. Zame, number 19, Danny, Slapp, J. J., Geoge Payton, Steve Geraci, Cris Krall, Bottom: Jin Dansby, Ch-E.Z., Sergio, Kery Keenitz, Ch. E.Z. Nip, Jim Mulr, Scott Ross. i nt. j rfj ! III Jeff Simpson, Bishop, T.S. Thumb, Oly Putler, Steve Miller, Ken Golovko, B. Mine. B. Happy, F. Agget, Cris Grenito, Dick Carm, John Abrena, Number 10, Cris Marshall, Steve Butler. i -r fx A ? : 0 V On tourist day a mob of tourists from all over the universe invaded the L.C. campus after they visited the world famous tourist traps: Lion County Safari and Forest Lawn. Next, they were off to Disneyland and a cruise up the coast. Trusty instamatics were in abundance as well as focused binoculars to catch the finest points of sightseeing. We caught Kirk in his flowered jams escaping the pesty klli_ V crowds. Jean and friends peddled road maps v to collect change for the Trans-California tour bus. m- •:€ z m Yes, another Homecoming game at La Canada High School. Half-time, once again, was the highlight of the evening. All eyes were on the five princesses in anticipation of the crowning. The traditional red carpet was rolled out; the dnmis rolled; it was Erika ' s crown! Erika received joyful smiles and many congratula- tions as well as wild screams of excitement and applause from the on-looking crowd. The crown was brought forward by the darling little Lyndsey Gillins and m I Vi S k Ji - placed upon Erika ' s head by Leslie Sauro sATlio returned to La Canada for the special Dccasion. With the release of hundreds of fed and gold balloons, the 1983 Home- soming night was again a spectacular 3vent! 149 In the wee hours of the morning before Homecoming, we found the nocturnal float ■builders busy at work. Mr. Hagen, intrigued by his romance novel, casually glanced over at the Senior activities, whereupon he witnessed Diane and Anne returning from a freshmen supply raid. Meanwhile, other builders were often found on McDonald runs and caffeine trips. Even with the lack of food and sleep, the floatbuilders managed to finish (with a few minutes to spare) and have a blast as 150 well. The Seniors frenzied labor resulted in a well deserved first place. Following closely were the Sophomores talking second, the Juniors third, and finally the Freshmen with a novice effort, fourth. WK v Whoa daddy-0! I dig on your cruise mobile. One sunny day Elvis came to town. Locals bee-boperee-bopped to the sounds of the nifty fifties and sipped their choco- late malts in the springy turf. Meg and Ter bellowed choruses of What ' s new pussycat, ooohhh-o-oh . . . , while Erika propositioned for a wad of Bazooka from quad hoppers. A clique of groovy chicks nodded gleefully, showing their refined tectinique of c-uff-roUing. Well golly ... All In all, it was one wing ding- er of a day! JR I? ■ ,?. - fog the G ' 8«.t:« .tys after the mur . It was a gala event. Everyone who was anyone came dressed in their best attire, ready to fLaiint their designer labels. There was an indistinguishable ambiance of stale bread and apple juice which mingled with the excitement of the frenzied dancers. The evening came to a smashing end with the coronation of vogue Queen Wendy Hagen and rakish King Tom King (no pun intended). It was def- initely a night for Putting on the Ritz . ,n, T , Well, It was going to be an evening of romance and balloons at the gala Circiis Homecoming Big Top type dance. It was great . . . from what I heard. I was all ready to go, bouffant, (I mean boutonniere) and aH. While I was waiting, I ripped a hole in my nylons and passed out. But it didn ' t matter because my date never showed up. So I watched the Love Boat and Fantasy Island with my parents. Then I went to bed. But I heard it was real fun. r Oa n:, f is. • '  . VSi ' ' 5 This year ' s Homecoming theme wels Under The Big Top. The La Canada campus was cluttered with a colorful calamity of clowns. There was a confused clown, a cute pair of Siames- clowns, and a down-home fanner clown. Other characters in this arena of i hysteria included cheetas, tigers, Tweetledee and Tweetledumb. Circus day climaxed with 158 « )eanuts and popcorn, )erilous pitching and )arrels of fiinky mon- :ey fun. ffl m ffl 1 K P Ti- -V H «fl H L aJ I HI K tt Sg| E, rica Clement My heart is not touched continually, but precious times like this make every- thing in my life worth- while! ffl m m m y S c5 ffl eidi Adair It was a week I can look back on and smile! A week I ' ll re- member forever! ffl ffl am Phillips was such a spe- cial time and a time- less atmosphere. I was honored and that weekend will always stand clear in my mem- ory. Thank you again. B ffl a m m m athy Bender Thanks for the memories! The week was full of good times and I felt honored and surprised to be a princess on the 1983 Homecoming court. Thanks again! hristie Gillins To all who had a part in making this Home- coming a great experi- ence for me and all to remember — It was a time of fun, friendship and laughter. Roses and memories never fade. Thank you! The Christmas Dance celebrated the holidays in a truly festive style. Queen Kim Pate and her date Kelly Blaine found it difficult getting to the coronation on time. Wolfe Burgers has an awfully long wait. But Kathy told m.e she heard the dance was great. 162 She had a fun-fUled night of watching Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Don Klrshner ' s Rock Concert. TIME GOES BV Heart n ' soul ... an unforgetable evening. It was an elaborate ensemble of sax- aphones, trumpets, and clarinets, plus a little romance. Yes we know this is dumb but dance copy is hard. And pointless too. But don ' t worry because the type is big — fills up alot of space. The dance . . . forget it. We just want to finish this copy, no we Just want to finish this book. By the way, Kathy didn ' t go to this dance either — what an anti-social artichoke — but she heard it was great. n 9 B 4 A HeiM I ' M A ITH aueen ( m a ne eva ns J en n j dra ke PROM I ' O U . lO net roberts chnssv dut V nd a lott Petticoat ' 84 drafted young and able women to fight a vicious cause. Senior girls braved shrapnel and trenchmouth tow ards their goal of victory in the true L.C. tradition. The junior girls had the obvious disadvantages in that their unprepared mentalities were utterly obscured by the keen strategy of the seniors. Yellow rain and fallout drove the juniors screaming into the locker rooms. But it was too late. TV e last battle cry had been screeched. Armistice was decWed sometime in late spring and the juniors and senioi were allies once again. War is hell. t:he cheerieader te -M r f 169 PEP COMMISSIOIMERS h e i d i adair- brit:t;a sandelman CEES ca-rrie Hudson- bet:hmc manigill rachael m i I b r o d t: • j o d i w i i so n- SONGS jenny drake-kimharrington-angiepemberton-aamphiMips- deborah rader-elenasonnie- VARSITY Julie ehret;-li8a grigg- beth kimmell megan mc clory- LAGS Btephanleengler-christle glllins- klmjacobsen-ponny morrow- cathyotte-na Tkeforgotien page — ihe forgotten peoble in rooi 3 IS. Cai, Di, and Kaihw tod, forgotten in ihe dark room living off developer alone. And bo) , did ike)i develop — larger than life — larger than p„lly Parhn. But no one knew because they were forgotten. Seriously though, the forgotten page has been totally forgotten. So, well just wnte what we T ' rlThiTsiXt mounLnhgher. . ' Cat l.kes cloves, the spue, you know. Ins e out, boy you turn me. V ' . ' ' ' Idlllwe k except us. Ne , whatelse whatelse but that ' s forgotten too. Oh no . ,ts extremely early and we ve watted all week townteth,scot,y,andwewantdtobef.nny, but everything ,s f nny at4:42. . . . especially m Fresno. Whathmeare you reading this? We ' re sorry, weapologize, welt never do it again, JUST FORGET IT! THE OMBQA QLOSSABY OF LITTLE KNOWN AND SOMEWHAT OBSCURE TERMS WHICH REALLY HAVE NOTHING MUCH TO DO WITH MUCH OF ANY- THING EXCEPT THAT IN SOME CASES WE HAVE SURPRISINGLY FOUND THAT FOB SOME REASON OR ANOTHER WE CAN RELATE TO THEM 1 AUZIMNIK (oz-ZIM-nikl Of or pertaining to ths state of mind in wfiicti one thinl s one con splice movie film with one ' s eyebrows 2 BICKER {bik-ker| A person whose birthdoy i ' so close to Christmas thot no one ever remembers 3 BILP The sound made when salamander larvae ore dropped into boiling ti 4 BUDOUNCHK (boo-downch-k) Ori- ginoting in south centrol Ru describes the sound mode when a Cossack repeotedly slams his wife into the gound bv her neck 5 FOLLICLE (fol-lickle): Aftozen folly on o stick 6 FORNICATION (sex): The process noking the number eight of FRAKBLAKKER (trok-blakker) One who has the annoying hobit of throwing himself down manholes and ' ■orkers eggsolad ' feeding the 8 FULCRUM Inventor of the steomboot word for bestial i; An herb n 5 of the 9 GALLIWAMPA (gooly-waampo): A small flight- less Modagoscon fowl distinguished by its unusual mat- ing coll ond its uncanny ability to ploy hockey 10 JOSOG (|oe-bog): The Hebi tendencies I 1 KATMANDU (cat-mon-doo) What you find in the litterboxin themornini 12 KIMPINIONESC(kim-pin-yun-esk) Of or having the qualities of a Puerto Ricon steombath attendant 13 LAUGHSTOCK(laf-fing-stok) A hoppy c 14, MIJLIFK (mij-lifk)- An expression used by Borneon tribesmen to indicate a severe injury to the lower spinal column 15 NOMIOTIS (nome-ee- Congo used primarily in the platypus moting rituals 16 OVITORBIN (o-vit-tore-bin) A chemical substani found only in Blue Whole molar teeth Used OS on aphrodi ioc for lonely and heartbroken Clevelond socialites 17 PRIGGLASTC A long southern appendage Get your mind out of the gutter ' I mean like Italy c 18 RIJUM (ndge-um) A mush-like soup found in the Mississippi River basin consisting of crushed |u-|u frur two-month old milk, corn meal, sand, and receipts frc SMU football gomes 19 SAHAABA(sa-ha-ba) Anexclomotion usedby ir librarians to indicate o craving for dried flower c angements 20 5HANANA (do-wa) A curved yellow tropicol fru 21 SHOOBOGTl (shu-buti): Tribesmen of the Upper ,.,y„ of the bore foot. 22 THAKADRIM An organic soup that looks remork- bly like the plasma stage in the development of the Conr lan mudskupper 23 TGURIQUET (turn-o-kit): A little tourniq, 24 TRXYCK (tiicks-yik); The third month in the Eit olander 25 TUMBLESTRA The revolutionory pirouett! ted by the legendary bollanno Mornina Clutzo Kor- .ovo when, during her legendary performance of Sw ike, she tripped over a loose floorboard and fell into I chestra pit, much to the chagrin of Maestro Bob 26 UKLAP (ook-lop) To darn socks by the light of the tope recordings of Yu Brynner ' s younger sister ' s piano r . 27 VASECTOMY (ouch) A little known Grand Duchy |usr north of Luxembourg 28 WADDLEMONGER One who feels a dominotin need to be the first person at a social gathering to strut hi 29 WAFERAWAY An odjective used by Nebroskt _ to describe something in the distonce 30 ZANZIBAR What steamboats get stuck c yJcycUcn n Jmit Special- FINE ARTS SCRIPT DO NOT REMOVE FROM STUDIO i c d 1 - 0 ' SPt]CT -Oi V 05- ( .. A S4C ' V A iV x ' i- jf ' ■ A w o . :.yK ' ,b . • K - 0. ( F 14 r p -V .. V . H ' - ' ' l I SHORT EXERPTS FROM THE AllCENIC AND OLD LACE SCRIPT MISS M : Okay... Let ' s get started! Teddy, Abby, and Reverend Harper on stage, let ' s go! SHIELA-. Uh... Richard isn ' t here, MISS M Well, where is he? Scott? SCOTT Hell, I don ' t know. He told me he ' d be here. MISS M Hhhhhhh! Alright. Let ' s skip to where the policemen come in, SUZANNE Let ' s wait for Richard, I don ' t think it ' ll be that u long, V MISS M 1 n. ' ?? - We don ' t have time to wait. We open in two weeks. Two weeks . o ?. Now where are the policemen? CRAIG v) Uh... At football practice. . j oj 6 t ' ' ' A ' MISS M Footb l? Practice? i MichellB o -- Y©ak, there ' s David and Larry and Chris... . U STEVE . Miss M? I am willing to read their parts ' till they et here. I mean, if that will be any help. st r. A ;ov« o o vS MISS M NO. Thank you though. Hhhhhhhh. Okay, let ' s go to -hotf: iVvi ' c b c} act II. fh ■trc JO tJ) ■SuTAfvVJCj We don ' t have a Mr. Gibbs. MISS M rtiere is he? At football practice? MICHELLE No, he works, but he said he ' d be here around fourish. ...V .c fi ' ,-r ■ or pM£ ? ' c 4 r - ' ¥ §k :. m . JL mSk i l ' 1 IHHBlfeiMi l . ' Bh H kuii} Mn . M. 4t ' _ V MISS M You know, I don ' t see how we ' re going to pull this off. I mean, I ' m going to cancel this- you people are just not ready, Richard ' s not here and no one knows where he is, all our policemen are at xwKieitr football practice, including Jonathan, and we can ' t even do act II because Mr. Gibbs is at work. Hhhhhhh. We are going to be lucky to pull this off. We really are. (Scene black out. Scene A: end of last showj MISS M I ' m so proud of you! You guys did fantastic, they loved it! Yeah, they did love you all, you did so well! Ijust can ' t believe we put it all together.... ALL SDHOULS PLAY STUFF... GUYS AXD L QLLS 1 ACT II scene 7 THE STREET SAME AS OPENOING SCENE OF SHOW ... BROADWAY ADELAIDE Nathan! Nathan! Where are you??????NATHAN! !!!!!! (with much surprise) BIIANNIGAN on JEEZE, not HER again. . .Gimme a cold heer, ADELAIDE Nathan darling, come on, we re waiting for you. (NATIIAN sticks his hsd out of liquor stand. He is wearing a red velvet suit witha pink hat and cigar) NATIUN Just aminute dammit! ! NAG, NAG, NAG! Is that all you can do? My GOD! Just shut up for once, ADELAIDE Nathat, close up the liquor stand... We ' re getting married. NATIIAN says a word that rhymes with duck (CONT ' D next page) Dii- w panic situation — this section has been ;noved to page 192. iP SHEET THIS SHEET IS TO BE USED FOR ONE LAYOUT PAGE Qi LY HQQL T.; r.anada High School. JOB NO. im. PAGE Sheet of -EASE CIRCLE TYPESTYLE FOR THIS PAGE. 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SOUNDS MUCH LIKE HHUmiHHmnmimHHmmHHHHIfflH ( CROWD NOISE ) M.C. : Their glorious awards include Glendale Day of Verdugo ' s Parade-Sweepstakes, Santa Ana Parade- Third Place, All Western Band Review- Second Place, and Oceanside Parade- FIRST PLACE. CONGRATULATIONS!! CROWD: nHHIfflHIIHHHHHIfflHHHmnrraffiHH BUFFALO : Candy gram (THE WORD THAT iUIYMliS WITH O K lluULX TjOoJc ;; itjirii, vol! M:(-i If) -T fc ti 3 1 . You ' re making a terrlb Here ' s my sawed-off shot gun. Finish hek off nlcs okay? fh go hack to Chicago with me. ' ' ' HW ' ADELAIDE (shouting, screaming, hellows) Nathan! !! Come on, NATHAN Gee! Adelaide, you iiicked the busiest time of the day!!!!!!!!!!! ADELAIDE i mean HARRY Let ' s go Come on Natan you can do it, ADELAIDE imean NATAN no it ' s NATILVN GUTTERSNIPE GUTTERSNIPE GUTTERSNIPE end ' 1 ihle mistak fc ' VS 4 lien you can i •Tv ' ADELAIDE What ' s the matter??????? GNAThan Here comes STUMPGRUNT, and her out of the closet husband, SKY ADELAIDE a . § OH !!!!!! N ! a ! t ! h ! a ! n !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! end ci- (Mission band enters plaving STRANGERS IN THE X § NIGHT while SKY frolics around STimPGRL ' NT (Sarah) l « like a fag-fairy) 3 3 NATHAN . Hey, Masterson did you hear about Sarah at the crap game last night. She was £: taking guys lefy and rlghny.Sorae mission doll she is, Tiat thkumbag. SKT .:% Drothers and Sisters! I ' ve got my hands deep dOA Ti in my pockets and I need ' s ' a feUa to tell me which hand I have my dice in, Well fellas BIG JULE FAG-FAERY! Let ' ' ' thooL cwap NATHAN Hey SKY! ! ! ! Watch this (NATILAN twists around like a flame, bends down on one knee and smarts 3 unloading his shot-gun at ADELAIDE. However, ADEL IDE ducks as she sneezes  and the lowly STU?IOGRUMPT(Sarah ) gets it in the face.) SKY Congratulations, NATHAN! I ' ll lay vou eight to five I ' ll be very happy now.  I ' ll seal mv '  • NATIUN Well for old times sake ...Now that I ' ve killed that thkumbag happiness. Seeyaronnd PIE-FACE. (Nathfln openfires on ADELAIDE, this tire correctly )) (Comes an enomous respitory waste explosion... ) (Reprise of GUYS AND DOLLS ) FINALE LIGHT CUE 1 J t ' M ■)a JAZZ PARTY HATS(Cont ' d from Albekurkie.New Mexico MR. RICHARDSON ; A ONE ANNA TWO ANNA ONE TWO THRE TROMBRONES Jonathan Buck, TOOT, Ken Jacobs, TOOT Brian ,toot, Ness SAXES ; Randy Bartos, WHAAA, Beth whaa Ca Ken Epps WHAAA, Scott Gardner, WHAA, Re becca Slattery WHAA-WHAA £ PERCUSSION ; Jim, POM, Wendhill, Kevi POW n POW, Wood,JlINGj Haus LA e BASS ; Geoff Parney, fresh, Greg Hughes, MAN PIANO: DRILL TEAM ' 8 . DO THE HUSTLE (CONTD) DISCO DRILL DIRECTOR: Self-confidence is based upon feeling at ease with the mind and body. en achieved, it is a gift which allows one to move freely on any level, in any group. Not only is it felt by others, it is a strong attraction as well. DRILLETTES: Right On. (MUSIC:) DISCO DRILL DIRECTOR: O.K. gals let ' s work on that Latin Hustle... Tap Step Toe Flat walk walk great great GROOVY. (DISCO BEAT:) DRILLETTES: Tap Step Toe Flat walk walk Tap Step Toe Flat walk walk. OP vosi ' 0! LA ( HIGH DRILI 1983 x ' S Jtv , t .- :; ' ' 4..- .o?S- ' }K . ' .0 ° ' A Si s SECTIONAL TENTIONS FLARE IN FEMALE BAND RANKS (CONTD FROM NOWHERE) (THE THREE FACTIONS OF THE FEMALE BAND RANKS BREAK INTO OPEN BATTLE. ON THE PLAIN IN FRONT OF GYM MOUNTAIN. THE JAVELIN SQUAD IMMEDIATELY GAINS THE UPPER HAND AND THEY SHOUT THEIR WAR-CRY: ) JAVELIN SQUAD: Hip, hip, ho, maggihippi!! (THEY SURROUND THE SHIELD SQUAD WITH HELP FROM THE SABRE SAVAGES) THE SAVAGES BATTLE CRY: Shalomi, hydroma,showha! Yea! DIRECTOR: (now Banners move in closer, that ' s it. Hey! You ' re dead, stop ' ktop I « .♦ . s-5 ft .A - IN 5 V I c. - r?i nV ' BAND RANKS (Cont ' d) ' DIRECTOR : All right girls, file out for the second scene of Ben - She... THE EPIC... FLAGS... GET OVER HERE... Laura, Kay, Linda, Camilla, Sarah, Charlotte, Anne, Katy, Mary, Susan, Karleen, Sunita, Katherine, Ani, Where ' s Ani?? PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE DIRECTOR : HEY BANNEliS BANNERS ... howinany times do I have to.. Karen, Get Dena over here MOW Patty, Karen, Elizabeth, Christina, Kate, Shirly. . . . .Shirly would you get me an aspirin PLEASE NOW! DIRECTOR : O.K. Now where are the S o :is , , , I mean Knives,,,Oh ,,, SABRES! SABRES,... There they are,.Coleen, Jennifer, Diane, Megan, Please take your places, ., HEY! ! !Watch it with that thing,. On your marks, get set, Go! MADR I GALSMADR I G ALSMADR I G ALS Presenting the 198 Madrigals! Shown here in ±kKx their formal siqgrg attire, they spiBBd forth their radi- .-i ant personalities S towards all who see them. Yet, something was lurking within everyone of them. An itching desire to he wickedly f naughty. Although it can ' t he seen on their faces, destiny was to meet all of them in the future. 1) tony horton 2) lisa ujfalusy 3) katherine forhes k) martha cole 5) kathy demarest 6) mike schrader 7) greg hemstreet 8) jolyn page 9) lisa gelhaar 10 yrs later Presenting the 199 Madrigals reunion. Shown here in their formal prison attire, they are joined together through the sympathy of the penal system. It ' s parole time for the once happy singers, yet the naughty, naughty things they did can still be seen on the faces of some. Their charges range from axe-ing a sister, male female prostitution, looking like Linda Blair, and various other first-degree naughty things. Destiny met them, chewed them up, and spat them out into a hig, big, gap ing ..OOc v «w o 10) kara colyar 11) jim bennett 12) Christine fuller 15) craig woolson 1 ) jon Cornwall 15) kevin messick 16) kristen colyar 17) michele anselmo 18) mark prentice 19) andrea gray 20) cici alvord f In V 1 THE CZ}. MAD ZONE nZI VOCAL □ DEAD Narrators Voice: CH Qi£ There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It ' s a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man ' s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call The Zone! Narrator ' s Voice: You ' re looking at the frozen image of John Kelsey, Age fourty-five. Occupation- conductor, composer, in charge of a high school music program, a general practitioner of music. This is not just a regular music class for John Kelsey, He perhaps doesn ' t know it at the time.,, but it ' s an exodus. Somewhere up the road he ' s looking for sanity, , , ,And somewhere up the road-he ' 11 take an excursion into the shadows, (g pause) and he ' ll smile then too. And perhaps across his mind there ' ll flit some wisp of a memory not too important really. Some laughing ghosts that cross a man ' s mind,,, that are a part of The Zone, (now the CAMERA PANS back) - FADE TO BLACK, ' S e. P 2-f 6 201 MADRIGAL SLEEPOVER A Comedy in One Act. (a darkened living room, with lantern light. Girls huddled around Kathy on the floor with pillows, blankets, sleeping bags, etc. Assorted old pizza boxes, coke bottles strewn around them.) , . KATHY: ..man gets naked in bed eep together , no wait.« (LIGHTS ON) MOTHER: five A.M.! ! stop noise? this hour? save it for (DOOR SLA IS, LIGHTS OUT) MICHELE: (TO KATHY, AS IF NOTHING AS HAPPENED) And then the man... KATHY: Anyway... (BRINGS GIRLS CLOSER, WHISPERS SOME- THING INAUDIBLE. WE FINALLY HEAR: )... then the man (WHISPERS) .. .and then you scream and then he screams and then it ' s over. (MOMENT OF SILENCE. THE GIRLS SIT THERE, SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED) JOLYN: (MAKING THROWING-UP SOUNDS, PULLING BLANKET UP OVER HER HEAD) That ' s disgusting!! LISA: You lie, Kathy. Nothing that sickening can be true, KATHY: Boogers are true, (all CONSIDER FOR A MOMENT) MICHELE: (THOUGHTFULLY) So that ' s why people are born naked? KATHY: The worst thing is — your parents do it, you know, LISA: NO! Come on! No way! Uh-Uh! Nooooo! JOLYN: (HORRORIZED) My parents did it at least twice, I have a sister. vo , . , . My lather ' s polite. ICE: He ' s obviously not as Pofi e as you think. MICHELLE: father ' s polite, and we have six kids. (ENOUGH) THE CONCERT CHOIR ON PARADE (CONTD)- Mr. Kelsey Sopranos Basses Altos Tenors ( u i MR. KELbEY. -pf i.. pr vio ,. .,lo is As you know, men and women, the La Canada Concert Choir has all but been forgotten. Ticket sales are down, nobody ' s coming to our concerts. , .except Mrs. Kazdeki and her cats, but that ' s not important. We need publicity! Now I want ideas, brainstorms! Let me hear some! SOPRANOS (EXCITED): We know what we can do! We can all pile into the smallest car we can find and drive down Foothill throwing eggsalad! MR. KELSEY (HAPPY): Good! Good! Mo re! t — . BASSES (CONFIDENT) : s — i A ' We got it! We got it! We will jump, are you following this? We will jump in full choir garb off of the four foot wall in front of the locker rooms until somebody sees us! MR. KELSEY (ECSTATIC): MORE! MORE! Give me MOOOORE! (WAVES HANDS AROUND). ALTOS (ENERGETICftjW) ' . i V ' A ' Listen to this! We ' ll dress in nothing but trench coats and flash each other! How ' s that? MR. KELSEY (JUBILANT): Fantastic! And what about you Tenors? TENORS ( ENTHUS lAST IC jUUM Y ' c This is sure to work! We ' ll climb the tree under the bridge and sit on the limb until... MR. KELSEY (VERY SMILING): I LOVE IT! Go to work! Front Row Denise Ingberg Lisa Grigg, Diana Coble. Becky Ibach. Richard Thompson, Mike Sheean, Darrell Slimpson, Jeff Watts, Kristen Anderson. Pam Havlick. Second Row Liza Cannon Gayle Scheck, Karen Butler, Suzie Weinman, Kate Zanteson. Geoff Perry, Mike Schrader, Lori Dahl, Isabel Young, Jackie Cromer. Third Row: Kim Prentice Jill Neilson, Linda Kehrer. Jolyn Page. Sallle Manson. Ross French. Justin Gooding. Rob Moseley. Tom King, Megan Hunter. Erin Olofson. Yvonne Galvan. Mari Willsey. Fourth Row: Jill Dunton. Karen Laderman. Christina Ratliff , Jon Cornwall, Jim Bennett, Eric Rasmussen, Greg Wall. Brian Allen. Mark Prentice, John Weyl, Shauna Bender, Christina Faist, Lisa Wallace, Jamie Hufstedler. ARTtsr AKri5T TKE CLAY CAPEl-i JUDGE WARNEIt: (AS AilTISTS liENDEit) I know you ' ve been sworn in, I ' ve read your complaints, you ' ll now present both your cases and I ' ll render my decision. Miss Mattress? MISS BUTTilESS MATTilESS: (AS AliTISTS KENDEil AV AY) Ivell, your Honor, I have reason to believe, no no, I know that those men right there, right there, do you see them? Good. Well, those men broke into my store one day, a bright sunny Monday, mind you, brandishing sausages. They held me paralyzed with that, that thing and they began rubbing their stomachs on ray wet clay. I ' m a potter, you know. Then, then they got on all fours and took turns laughing at the sink! This isn ' t funny. Stop laughing! It happened, your Honor, I have receipts! JUDGE V. ' ARNEii: (LAUGUING AS AliTISTS IlEXOER FUlilOUSLY) Th-th-thank you, Miss Mattress. V. ' ill you men present your side? UNCLE BILL: (AS AliTISTS REXDEll THEIR HE-Ai{TS OUT) Uell, it ' s all really very simple, j ' our Honor. Uh walking along when lo and behold we see a potter ' from it ' s plain bad luck to walk by a potter ' s si: stomach against wet clay and laughing at the sin! sisters get run over by a herd of muskrats ever cousins kids get bitten by lab animals, I don ' t happens to your parents, JUDGE WAi NEil: (AS AliTISTS REXJ Tell me, tell me, mt. FRENCH: (AS ARTISTS RENDE) Okay,., Well your mother has the urge to sprint in father, oh! 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Also, start my trial membership in the Library Club on the terms you have de- scribed and send me the two book selec- tions whose numbers I have indicated, billing me just $1 plus a small shipping and handling charge and twenty dollar pre-registration fee. My only obligation as a member will be to choose just 9 addi- tional books during the next year. If not satisfied with my two initial selections, I may return them within one day and OWE NOTHING, (pre-reg. is non- refundable). Name Address City State Zip Be a part of the M. FULLER LOCK SMITH TRAINING INSTITUTE The head masters ot the iiistitutt are; Back row: Peter Matthews, Matt McQueen, William Gates, John Cohen, Chip Galaty, Darren Aghabeg. Front row: George Rappard, Joe French, John Fox, Todd Neville, Eric NicoU, Scott Frewing, Ken Jacobs, advisor George Madatian. ,,as::T?liE-v,. 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Back row: Ann Guy, Elizabeth Billti, Jenny Pollak, Coleen Braun, Ann L. Zgal, Emese Varga, Karen Ladermen, Lisa Ufallusee. Middle row: Dena Aghabeg, Lorl Bartos, Rebecca Slattery. Front row: Heather Fairies, Devanle Hastings, MIchele Evans, Lori Smith, Catherine Riebllng, Sandy Chammers. £S Keywanetting, IVs a career I love. Karen Ladermen, Keywanette Insti- tute of California. Currently pur- suing a career in service. At tlie Key A anette institute, students gradu- ate in IB months prepared for careers in Keywanetting. They have sicills that can lead to jobs such as food-drive coordinating, blood- doning, or cand ' y-striping, to name a few. if your ready for a career and A ould liice to learn more about Keywanetting, mail the coupon or call today: 1 (BOO) 9S9-NEED •Si A 4: . MATH CLUB and the La Canada chapter ot Mu Alpha Theta President: Basil Hashem Secretary: Kim Callister Treasurer: Kevin Ranck ;.hunf; Hofirf. Darren Aghabeg. Dena Aghabeg. Carolyn Alvord. Kalherine Anderews. 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There, you will be invited to participate in our out of town I competitions in written examinations and chalk talks as well as in local fund raisers and field trips. It well be most I beneficial to prospectively bright futures such as yours. In addition, if you hurry, you will also be placed on the I special list of lifetime members in Mu Alpha Theta, a j nationallv founded c lub. There, you will receive a bona- fide membership card and certificate of enrollment, and will be bestowed an honor to carry within your heart forever. Join now, and pave the way to a brighter future j for yourself and the world. Don ' t forget the green and , bananas! 9 W A 225 C.S.F. 1983-84 r ' .Z finish should high school Don ' t let a high c)l K l diploma stand between vou and having a ){ood time! Li ' arn at home, during the da s vou ehoose. No need to eonlinue working when ou are being distracted by your rriends. And it ' s fast! fast! fast! Depending on your l.Q. level, it takes no more than 1 days, . mong the graduiites are Ciei Alvortl. Caria Back, Christina Barnes. Teresa Billitti. Kirk Broberg. Elizabeth Catciano. Kimberlee Callister. Diane Clark. . my Coffey. Jonathan Cohen. Kirsten Coppola. Gregory Crawford. Jim Dawson. Cathy Dewey. Jacqueline Dubin. Sherrie Dubin, Christopher Easter. Juliann Ehret. Marie Esans. Jennifer Faist. Inger Feeley. Katherine Forbes. Anita fostrey. Jo V. French. Christine Fuller. Lisa Celhaar. Anne (iroclich. Kathleen Hart. Basil Hashem. Gregory Hemstreet. Claudia Hess. William Holmes. Chung Hyun. Margaretha Ivers. Ken Jacobs. Eileen Kanner. Karen Kennedy. Ravinder Kharra. John Kim. Sion Kim. Gregory Kimbrough. Laurie Levy. Jay Lieske, Linda LotI, Lisa Narston. Heather Milburn. Mark Morris. Wendy Muehmore. Todd Neville. Robert Northcutt. Sheri Palermo. Kim Pate. James Penny. Samantha Phillips. Todd Rankin. George Rappard. Eric Riepe. Britta Sandelmann. Brian Sheehan. Robert .Shim. 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Afternoon Social slide presentation of Education and the Hitler Youth . Day four; Free day, chose between fifty shows, hour long seminars, and guest speakers. Day five; Teacher ' s Social Tea, Mingle with well known professors, foreign substitutes, administrators, and other F.T.A. students. SEMINAR TICKETS DAY ONE □AY TWO DAY THREE DAY FOUR DAY FIVE ONE n TWO n LUNCH □ DINNER Q BRUNCH □ DINNER Q PASS □ TEA n HOTEL REGISTRATION PLEASE RESERVE A SINGLE ROOM PLEASE RESERVE A DOUBLE ROOM FOR ME AND MY: WIFE n HUSBAND □ SECRET LOVER □ PET □ MOTHER □ DISCOUNT RATES FOR GROUP RESERVATION CALL [8131 730-0599 Caame number for bored rnenl Fly with the few, the proud, . . . Option Join the people 2vho have joined Option. Option Option is a great program for all dissatisfied students. In option, you will no longer experience long and boring 100 minute periods, but instead. Option classes, led by Ted Richardson and Dennis Sanchez, are short and filled with excitement and adventure. Also, not only are required classes offered, but many unusual courses as well. One can take classes in rock fighting, garding, plant recognition, music appreciation as well as flight elevation. The excite- ment, however, doesn ' t end in class, because when not in class option students can be found hiking or taking bts. If you are an adventerous high school student, you should strongly consider Option as an option. Option Member Inquiry Card Yes, I feel that I am Option material and I would like to receive more information about your outstanding program. Mr. Mrs. Address City tate ip. Favorite Music. Bowling Average: Favorite Beverage. IF0L7 Academic Decathlon The La Canada High School Olympic Decathlon team won second place in sweepstakes in recent competition among competing high schools in Los Angeles County. Silver medals were awarded to the team of Kim Callister, Elizabeth Calciano, Amy Coffey, Scott Williams, George Rappard, and Wendy Wade. The alternate Team composed of Jackie Dubin, Inger Feeley, and Greg Crawford received Olympic pins for their achievement. Four students received individual awards. Kim Callister received an Olympic pin for highest honors in mathematics, Elizabeth Calciano won for social studies, and Amy Coffey won in both literature and mathematics. Preparation for the decathlon began last May for most team members. The team, coached by Jim McDonnell, spent exhaustive hours in outside research and self-testing. The La Canada Booster Club sponsered financial services for the activity. Mr. McDonnell and the Academic Decathlon crew are busy with last minute preparations. M ni ■ i L 1 1 R Im P ■ 1 ,1 H V s 1 II ■ M p ' _ . -- ' 1 Beth Calciano Scott Williams : JJLa George Rappard Wendy Wade Jackie Dubin Greg Crawford Inger Feeley o. - r - ? 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City ( ) State Zip Area Code Telephone Number Signature (If under 18 parent or guardian must sign) 4pc|242 MARVEt: COMICS GROUP MARVEL TAIES mn ASB Officers: The main man a — Julie Ekret, Vice- Presideni — Diana Disco Clark, Treasuirer — Joi ' e) Spanish, Cerynan, Russian, LaHn, Hebrew, Sn ahi(i, Ubby Duibby, Pig LaHn, French, Secretary — Michelle My Bell — Son le mo key song h-ay bien on somb, I love you, I love you, I love you Anselmo. mnfAf ¥e you PONT sArwfs fsONe o msMBATEsr ssaes ou y£ b ei j cap, I¥£ MAy ¥£y£P rAL TO yt?u agaw Mrs. Clemeni Firsi Semester pic. 1. The Freshman officers, pic. 2 — No realty, here ihey are. Presideni — feff Auigi sHni, Vice Pres. — Carey Kieniizi Treasuirer — Brenda Shim, Secretary — Lisa Shembari. pic. 5 — FincJ ihe Sophomore officers — (iis 1:00 p.m.) President — Sara Gagliardi, Vice Pres. — Lori Mayer. Treasurer — Charles Ted Simpson III, Secretary — Whiiney BenneU. pic. 4. — funiors aiwork. — (iis 1:15). President — Mail Mcduieen, Vice Pres. — Erik Olsen, Treasurer — Ann Colvin, Secretary — Linda Kehrer, pic. 5- — Senior Spartans — Cits 1:45. That one took a pot of thinking) President — fon Cornwall, Vice Pres. — Scott Williams, Treasurer — fon Kims, Secretary fean Coleman, pic. 6- — Prom. Commissioners — on the 1 th green. — Sara Dan, Colleen Braan, Wendy Hagen, fenny Snow. Goodbye. pic. 1 — Vz ihe class and ihe oiher ' i pic. 2. — ElecHons and AchviHes Con ynissioners — The Brian and Kevin look alike coniesi! Can joi4 guess? There ' s money involved, pic. 5. — Hospiialiiy Commissioners — Claudia Kocerek and Michelle Car den. pic. 4. — Publicihj Commissioners — Cecelia Corvalon aiwork. The birds WERE really preihj. pic. 5. — boys and Girls Aihleiics — Andrea Rubendall and Todd Rankin, pic. 6. — Fine Arts Commissioner — Suzanne Mendelsohn — So Suzanne, how are ihe arts? Oh, they ' re fine thanks. pic. 7. — External and internal Commissioners — Robert Shim Che ' s in calculus) and Jill Sekiguci. htappy face. Second semester THIS 15 UlrtERE I IBEL0N6ITHIS IS WHAT I LIKE- J f ¥ - ' PK OLEE m OLEE rjf OLSEM _:,j FREE-o! TO leave,.i HEAe ,W MOTHER I TMOUGMT IN BED.. - fi. vtfMfKim tcre-j ■ . ' .. i f Sfc. 7ji i ' . EXCU6E MH-I TMINK 50A EB0DV ' 5 .«F ' t. — I ' yyi eaiing a pear right now. Fresh nen officers: Pres — Lisa Shembari, Vice Pres — Paiiy Hesse, Secra — Ton a Krosnojf, Tres — Brenda Snitrt. Pic2. Thejuice is running down nx an-n. Sophomore ojficers: Pres — KenColovko, Vice pres — Lori Mayor, Secra — Whihiey Bennett, Tres — Kacie Cuirtis. There ' s soynething green in here. Junior officers: Pres — Brian Chase, Vice pres — Neil Woodburn, Secra — Maggie Reilly, Tres — Michelle Garden, pic 4. What the hell . . . is this mold? Senior cyclists: Pres — John Cornwall Vice pres — Suzanne Mendelsohn, Secra — Lisa Celhaar, Tres — John htarker. Pic 5. Anyone gotta an apple? Coynn issioners: llliad rep — Erica Clet-nent, Activities: Cathy Cook, Publicity: Bab Walker, Elections and Assemblies WHO CARES? anyway,: Kevin Sheehan, External Affairs: Jean Coleman, Internal Affairs: Jenn Heinrich, Hospitality: Sarah Cagliardi, Cirls Athletics: Jill Sekiguci, Fine Arts: Tony Horton, Boys Athletics: Todd Rankin. There. The yearbook is all done. Hooray. facuty THE wm mrn- FLIES 1983-84 , ' ' 4 ■J ' 1 ' VlMMyl 571 PF l O-G lf I ' fNOvV. ' T €o 4or- -t-w « CLia X ■♦wo I Si, Of ' ■ fjl -9, 5 Wlac i fert. ' lK.f ' • i V V ' ;y4 ■ ' z; - o cPvVc cL f CtaK t TUjv- MitKK- ■ f ' 7 ' ' ' c t suit y r)(? f - Uy - C X4 lj : K . « , X- ? ' . wr ' ' V ; - - t - ' - ' ■X ucanV you +0 alooays (Xwd c(Dv -V -T leR. r 8 ! U) Elvie Aguilar Dave Appleton Janet Baggatt Tanya Beglitsoff Allen Berke Pat Blerman Charles J. Bishop Randy Boal Sylvia Bolander Buzz Burner 244 School Zero Dorie Canavan Katherine Clement Patty Compeau 1 Sally Fisher Grace Gallon Eileen Garabedian Keven Gayton Carol Granz Nidia Grijalva-lmble Sandra Hakman Mtanous Hannoun Fred C. Hansen 246 o U nI r n Fran Kristof Mary Lou Langdyke Gabrielle Leko School One Violette Lorenzon School Two ... oh I mean Three . . . See page 285 Marlys Marstellar Julie McCormick Jim McDonnell Karen Mealiffe Lynn Wilkinson Dan Miller Mulo Khatri Jodi Newlan Ms. Skalla Mrs. Heppe School Three Ellin Nichols Laurie Patterson Sally Noll Irma Piasecki Rick Orcutt Phil Pack Barbara Pieper Dolores Raab School Four William Relchner Ted Richardson Mary Rule Peter Rutherford Dennis Sanchez Don Schaafsma School Four Lourene Vail Joan Ventress Jess Walling Mary Walsten Jane Wells Ellie Wildermuth Marilyn E. Wilkinson Joan Williams Evelyn Taylor Marie Zondler 252 Bryman School V . M MH ' T HHH ' , ' ;- ■ ' ■ ' ' SCHOOL EIGHT EIGHTH GRADE GREATS 254 Still More Eighth Grade Greats Best Sense of Humor • Ron Reich F L Y Cutest Smile — Glenn Perrin Chatterbox — George Madatioin OUR ALMA MATER O FLY! You make mc cry Why o WHY ' Cause you fly in the sky Because you ucrc shy Sneak out the door spore Fly like a bat, p,nat Drop off the key. flea Best Recruting Officer for Westmont ■ Doug Coe An get yourself free jus ' hop on the bus, puss No need to discuss moss No need to be shy fly Jus ' get yo ' self free Cuz there ' s fifty u ' ays to lean your larvae. To look up and not down To look forward and not back. To look out and not in, and to lend a hand. Ten Times One is Ten (1870) li ' -it I notebook 11ln.x8K2ln.70Sheets College Ruled 06540 Tk« M d CorpM«ti«n. Davtoa. OMo 4R4«3 HALES men CLARK E. SHERERo 213 -249 -5519 W 2253 Honolulu Avenue Montrose, CA 91020 7 )0 .9553 e,,o oo.M a o. CO PAOII iou KIMMEL — MEEHAN 259 763 Footh.il BWd. La «CH.BC,KE.LHOaZ«OEaeB SsSoME BROKEN Res. 796-7206 iOTS ' b ' f , ( irjf ' APi L-i AOS fiO T A ! - Z 9 y 0 n h - he W Xv-A ( .V( e v Mk c ci i GARY LUND y () South Lake Avenue • Pasjidena, C:alif. 91101 (In tlie ( OldiinaHe ' -M;ii 577-2(105 2131 577-261;} I I I f 1 I E. L. Huntinjiton :f ' I  1 W«kt Colifovrift fcl, ., f3, . 1IIC« -T)!rO ' l mc, 6p2Ax9io uds p -(ttn o i-bit H . . sd smctj 1 Viape ijisa u a ijauv- tos year Vuks. yUs ' il mH ' ' t l , ( bjc2L rtitMrtM ' 1 U )« I UCLUL LC «t Hm oW fA VC;- 0 ' ' ,u l ' - ' j; . us ' ' t y [0 ,vt so ' olfi MTM Bie- The Pau fiH H f Ik J ££ 5c ' f Sr£l B J ' t « aJ67S r 6 3 . .. Af£ ■ ■ . i ' 6 e F .f r ° vv4- ; 9 ' ' c ' v ' 5 . F -S? ' 9 ' d ' f This booklet contains information to help yo ' Our scores on the SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test) and . nd Achievement scores are reported on a scale of 200 v. Jt). You receive separate scores for the verbal and mathem. of the SAT. SAT-verbal subscores (reading comprehension and vck., re on a scale of 20 to 80. TSWE (Test of Standard Written English) scores _ ported from 20 to 60+. The tests have no passing or failing scores, and they are not scored on a curve — that is, the scores of other students who took the test with you had no effect on how you did. Percentile ranks, however, do show you how well you did compared with students who look the test in the past. Your percentile ranks are given directly below your current scores and tell you the percentage of students in the group specified whose scores were lower than yours. For example, if your SAT-ver- bal score is at the 45th percentile of college-bound seniors, you scored higher than 45 percent of all college-bound seniors who took that test any time while in high school. (See pages 3-6 for more information and tables of percentile ranks.) If you took the SAT or Achievement Tests on earlier test dates, the dates a. ! vour previous scores appear below your current scores and percentile ran The space under Achievement Tests headed ACH AVC shows your Achn.v:ment Test average, which was obtained by adding all the current and previoL .Achievement Test scores on your report and dividing by the number of tests yo 1 took. The Co. ev;e Plans section lists the colleges to which you asked that score reports be si ■ (Reports to colleges include only the college receiving the re- port.) This sec on also gives percentile ranks of your scores compared with those of recenti, enrolled freshmen in each of those colleges (see page 4) Other sections of our score report contain (if you answered the Student De- scriptive Questionnaire) a summary of the most recent information you pro- vided about yourself. 4 Your Score Report for the SAT and Achievement Jlssts 1983-84 THE COLLEGE BOARD ' L ea -£5 i t , ■ 3 o V, Vat 5 . «ii- 5o ■ ' ic Of ij c C -, « ' c.. - ' i. 0 ] •St L C Z ff)M l i) , Kac S CL a-T i kiA Ofy L ' Oeit-MA-A A a i ' fiitt T tE c.e.n.s.cM-i fcf « yj j - l 3 ' ' 3- i t- ,(i « JJU U j_ . That } 61 n o THE CLASS of 1984, , the year of the bike Willie I need some pillows. Don ' t fret Marky, Uncle Willie will get you some more. But where does the story start? Well from Febuary 19 to the 25 La Canada baded farewell to 27 brave souls who set out to Yosemite to reap in the great outdoors. Two groups were set up. The first led by Fred weasel Hansen, and the other led by Phil the sneaky Pack. Then nightfall came but for three young men came the dire need for homes comforts. There upon they sacrificed their precious sleep time in order to entertain some young women to a game of UNO.. While they were preoccupied William Wonka Man the thief Hwang set out to acquire the vital comforts hidden in the entertained amazonian womens cabin. Then late at night the vengeful women set out in force led by our very own foreign exchange student Alex the ripper Kuhn. Upon entering the mens cabin they turned animal, jumping up and down until finally the mens room was left in shambles and the vital comforts of home never to be seen again. There they were the pitiful three left cold and shiverring in a helpless state. But you say stop I say more! The next day the plotting Fred weasel Hansen defected to the enlarging Republic that was led by Wild Woman Zemurus, Pooper Hartl, Edwin Meese, Stalker Nelson, and Missy Erin. These evil persons entered unlawfully the mens room and hung decapitated crustaceans from the rafters of the cabin they even robbed the room of all available means of illumination. Could this incidence go unavenged? Nooooo ! Adrenalin pumping the trio of men set out to enter weasels cabin. Ravinder C.cc. courageous Khaira was then assigned the duty of obtaining the means of enterance for he resembled Fred nearest. And after a careful makeup job he took on the identity of Fred. Obtaining the key from the front desk the set out to ransack our beloved Calculas teachers room. When the job was finished the room was to be seen. Similarly they entered the amazonian womens room presenting similar havoc for the unsuspecting ladies. Satisfied a good night sleep was instore. Freddy entered his room oh my gahd! Was his first stated phrase. But bubbling inside his mind was a mathematical mG ' .ive of revenge. The next day was as usual only that he did not make apparent his means of revenge to the trio of men. After a long afternoon nap Fred set out to tell his republic of his plans of revenge. Shower boys ? Unsuspectingly Oh they just think we smell. they just entered the showers whereupon screaming ensued, Phil please my clothes! . Egad! Its Phil the sneaky Pack stealing these boys clothes until all that was left was cotton underwear. Photographs, and wild running proceeded. Embarassing as it was the men had the last laugh. Due to the lack of water containers some of the women drank from the mens bottles. But not noticing that the water was laced with laxitives. The effects were predictable and the most effective was the queen of the amazonians Cathy Dewey. But fun was all that we had. Others in our group was Our Swiss Martin, and Barry Wells, To end is to say we all became good friend n natures most beautiful hahifat-, If 1 f you are k-. .r..., u.. r .- ;- C ' i:r: M. - - ' - ' ' ' o B r - ■ ' ■ ' Mn £p y M PU5 eA S-Y r % ' ' y Kelly ii mgf i. F®RMALINE -.« ;: iS re3i5rj- ♦ J -hh4h v vS I m senior salute 1984 mrs, joanwilliams ONE CLASS ACT It was incredibly, unanimously, definately decided that you would receive this dedication. You add a certain flair to everything at this school and command the respect of teachers and students combined. We hope that it doesn ' t embarrass you yet it is not surprising that our work is for you because without your unique, authentic manner, this book would not have happened. It would have been an impossibility without you . . . it ' s true . . . and with this we hand you this dedication of 1984. OMEGA DEDICATION 1984 . . . SIR JAMES MCDONNELL Here axe found the ruderal yet preponderant gestures of u prehendable affection and mymldon. After spending hours with these profound words In gestation, they were set to paper — po- etiy — no history recorded tlU Armageddon. The senior class has laid down the final words with a touch of the usual verbosity and articulate definition that tiie claes of ' 84 has been so famous for — with lack of anything more profound to add . . . Hiedi Adair — How does it feel . . . D. B. ? Cici Aivord — Gotta find my cor- ner of -the sky. Vicki Artamendi — Thanks kids for n aking my year bearable and goad luck Mikey you need it David A uien — You have io play the game to win the prizes — The Great Autone. Noelle Ba- chand — To all friends, I wish you the best of everything I you miade it all worthwhile - please keep passing by the open win- dows. Carta Back — Here ' s to the Des- perados! And thanks to all my best- Buddies for the friendships O- good times. Good luck to all seniors in the future. Bob Barrett — Smell ya later!. Susan Beshid — Time goes on! Tirnie will tell. Think You ' re in Heaven, But youre living in Hell . Jim Bender — All the best For the best of the rest. Lee Bird — RPS does it on Angeles Crest, Inverness, and Chevy Chase!. Diane Bissias — ... to feel doesn ' t S. P. Kelly Blain — Did anybody read anything I wrote? Denise Brath — Damn I ' m good in the water. Eric Breck- heimer — Hey gang, besides those mem- orable classes CPHZand Calc), the parties, pep rallies, and everything else have ynade m.y Senior year the greatest. Mike Brown — OK ... OK ... so Its a Disco Truck . . . Jennifer Burt — Best wishes to the class of 114 ' for an exiting and happy futer! I thank you for the memiories. Its been fun. Joyce A. Burton — I ' ll be glad. Bill — LOVE! . Kevin Cllahan — Hells Angels Forever !S Stephanie Cavnfield — To all my friends: Have fun, I sure will! ( spo ' in 1 4) Alex Case — At this time of festive occasion I would like to wish you all a happy Migglemoose: I love you all. end duote. Diane Clark — I ' m laying next to the astronaut. Erika Clemient — Dear Diomond Dave and Alex VH, I often think of our childhood days Summer trips to Cannon Beach, Altitude 30CC at Mam- moth, Handcuffing our . . . OOps sorry Erika, you wrote a little too much so we had to edit a few words. Thanks for help- ing yne through High school — love you Paul and Blake! Jonathan Cohen — when playing soccer, always go right; Jon was here. Jean Colenian — have en- joyed my 4 years of high School and wish everybody the best of luck in the futer. Goodbye Ii4!. Nick Collura — The taller the Dag I the m ader the Mad Dog ! Nick + Gina. Doug Conroy — sacrificed it all for the party. Cathy Cook — Who says the party ' s over?! Greg Crafurd — Caught in my own tornado. Jacqueline Cromer — 1 4 is finnally out the door Goodbye friends, fun, L. C. Jennifer . . . The Final Word. Crumi — Buddies, its soo Cal to no Cal, but we ' ll keep the traditions going. And Spo Mo in H4. Don Colbertson — Peace, love and J i mi Dawson — To all friends past and present: its been great, lets da it again sornietime. Lisa Del Guerciu — To all my good friends old and new this was the best year because of you. Cathy Dewey — We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust our sails — Thanks for some great high- school years to Kim H; and all you neat guys frorni Yosemtite. Chana Dickerson — To maryla Weed, V. B. F. : Wool — Zack — D ' Auria — Hause — Summer; here we com e; Tomi Petty rules and I lave you Ivan Lendl! Julie Dixon — I ' m having a senior year — graduation and tny en- gagemient are exciting! Jenny Drake — Peace, Lave, and Bobby Anderson. Jackie Dubin — Thanks senior class for weeks of cwc. Thrasher trips, initiations and best friends — NB, WW, KS, SD — BM. Beware of cheaters!!! !! ! Sherrie Dubin — Thanks seniors, for Mazattan trips, special memories, and bestfriends. JD, NB, and RS — Love you!! Chris Easter — Its a girl my lord, in a Flat- bed Ford slowing dawn to take a look at mte. No mom, I swear, the comtputer that calls home with Mr. Hagens voice on it always m.akes mis- takes. P.S. Lunch club my house. So Julie, when are we gonna have our late nite talk. Suzanne and Charlotte. Carol Emerson — Well it ' s been great knowing you (L.C.) Good Bye. Tracy Emerson — Breather, Luv ya GULP, Pinto; Kath, my camels are yours; Cayn and Mich; friens; All, the good life . . . Forever! Ma- rie Evans— ' . . . bkuthey, WE ' RE SE- NIORS! Stephen Fish — Have you ever seen a Fish drink a dog. Tessie Flynn — J. T. is so totally awesome they are really well known at L.C.H.S. Totally awe- some. John J. Fox — and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. Garfh Franklin — don ' t need to fight to prove I ' m right, and I don ' t need to be forgiven. Teenage Wasteland: its Teenage Wasteland; Baba O ' Riley, THE WHO. Bradford R. Fullerton — L.C. Soccer kicks and proved it, carry on Duke McFed , Spaz , Hidabone , and Weakmeir . Dave Gannon — Eddie Munsterthe real me. Leslie Gasgoigne — No matter whatthe crisis is t ' Stevie) . . . do it, live it up, live it up, live it up! B.M. Lisa Gelhaar — Some people come into our lives and quickly go . . . others stay for a while leave footprint on our hearts and we are never ever the samie. Suzanne Gipson — Goodbye L. C. H. S. — Its been real! Kerrie Corman — Highly praise Softball ' f2 soi l n i isic and ihe cap girls. Eric Hargrave — lerned alutaimis scool . . . John Marker — Leave ihe driving tu mem . . . GREYHOUND. KimHarnnghn — Thanks fur all ihe special friends and great n-iet-nuries . . . ihey wunir be forgotten. KaHii HarH — Urchin beconT.es Pooper in ihe wild, oh n y god I can ' i believe lis so beauiirful, shower nrasterpiece, goodbye. Basil Hashem — To freshmen, hang in ihere; L. C. H. S. ihanks for everything, filled wiih nothing. Finis Etage I. Farewell pas An Revoir. Allah ma aki im. Kris Heck — Wobbles, Penguin, Baby Bear, S.S: AND Schmnck Buffet with the moansis- ters! Ben Martin — Jer and Barb thanks for i-nany happy: ynet-nories Scott. We never did fnd that dat-nn door! But any- way . . . Celeste Martin — This town rips the bones fromt your back, it ' s a death trap, it ' s a suicide wrap; We gotta get out while we ' re young ... Roberto Mar- tinez — Mardogs indulged the nrost, but no none had vitatnin- B Motavation. Kim Mavilia — To miy friends your the best . . . to bad for all the rest. SEEYAI! All miy love to Teri, a true and special friend. Bunnies and Kittys forever, good luck US swim team P. S. I live you. KurtMcCregor — An ode to all those remianing Freshmen and sophomiores: Though the days i-nay now be long and weary, soon they will be only dreary. Jason Melillo — It is neces- sary to indulge on weekends just to make it through high school. Suzanne Mendelsohn — L. C.H.S. is like a trashcan full of gag- gles, P.S. Thanks for lunch Julie! Kevin Messick — Epiphany 6363 — Golden- grove revisited. Michele — To the gang; it was fun and I ' ll miss you all. Ginny Mied- ing — Hey Crystal, Hey Mari; what should we do for the next twenty years? Jennifer Mitchell — love you!! girls; spo ' in Ii4 ' Tom, Mitchell — Let! s get a six-pack and talk about it. Penny Morrow — Here s to the laughter good friends ' and Lowen brau of la Canada nad the class of i 4 ' . Susan Murray — Oh, I got mine at saks Fifth in Beverly, how bout you Trac? Todd Neville — When all else fails: Audit! Eric Nicoll: Fairwell L. C. , It was an in- teresting Experience: Rkeena nieto — Chocolate miakes the world go round. Jimi Nordhill — Save m.e a place where the trees grow tall, the grass grows green and life IS siynple. Robert Nydatt-i — Goodbye, Farewell AND Amen — M A S H. Sheri Palermo — If one onlywashed to be happy this could be easiley acconrplished; but we wish to be happier than other peo- ple and this is always diffcult, for we be- lieve others to be happier than they are. Kimi Pate — Two-toned warm-fuzzy friendship. Amiga, let ' s hop on the scooter and bail ' Angie Pemberton — All I Have to say IS that I have been waiting for this day for a long time! Jeff Perrin — tny nanze is not Glenn. Sami Phillips — does! (if it feels good, do it!) 01 J2, Get in mere my son. Todd Rankin — YoureJust the next generation of the emiotionally crippled — YA BUDDY! Eric Rasmussen — lis been fun its been real but it has been real fun. Ross Rembac — See you at the Forum in 1330. Matt Ricks — Thanks Laurie for being a friend. Eric Riepe — Veni, Vidi, vici. Need I say miore? Vince Rini — doni know Craig let s blow this place and head for Rincon! Janet Roberts — Britta — have to talk. Oh and by ihe way are your parents homte? Britta San- delniann — Janet — No one is home! Diane — don ' t understand . . . Why? Brian Sheehan — Class of li4 — Much success in your future years! Kit friends forever, mien in uniform, Carpenieria shredders and going 1 4 (Brian cjuii staring) Adavn Kline — What ' s pink and runs — Answer . . . Don Culbertson David Lee — Set your bluff and raise. Laurie Levy — cant believe it ' s finally ■ over!! David Lewis — What about the bottle of poison, comie on toto, we are go- ing home! Linda Lott — Live everyday like its your last and one day you II be reght — Benny Hill. Craig Knight — And the real- ity warrior reflected Belief is an opiate for those unable to search for the truth. John Kraus — The Madogs, The proud, the strong, the few! Shiela Lehmtan — There s no business like show business ... thanks Ethel. Andy Leisner — Stew, we all adinire your courage and you ' re the greatest. (A Solid bond). Jay Lieske: Vacuous — a word that describes this senior year, but I had somie fun. Laura MacDougall — Shangri-La bound. Tracey Mahoney — Give mie two Best Buddies and III live forever. Lisa Marston — Gay- lord, a tan in March? I can ' t believe it! Thanks to Sandis; Ginny, Diana, Jelly Bug, and Yvonne, for everything! Love ya Forever! Gig Gird! Diane Henry — Thanks Kimmy, Trace and all the rest . . . White Russians are the BEST. SEEYA ' Mike Hertel — We have reached our goal in K4 ' and we will soar for ever mtore. Bill Holn es — We have been shown a better way: with love and unity there will be a better day. William Hwang — Mark, please?! NO! Ken Jacobs — If you claim it exists, show mie some proof and I II believe you. Janet Jeffres — Maybe the gang won ' t see as tnuch of eachother but we ' ll always be together spo mto 4. Gina Ji- menez — To the class of 13 4 and rniy friends in the class of Ii4 at the Amterican High School in Mexico City: Good Luck in the future and in whatever you do! Jack Johnson — Thanks to all mty flounder bud- dies who ynade this a liquified. Dennis Juett — Look miom . . . I can swimtH! Karim Kashani — Me and miy guitar hope hisee oi atihe Forums when we open for Van Halen — Rock on wiih long hair. ' Karen Kennedy — Xon say goodbye io La Canada High and I say hello io ihe future. Doug Kern — Keep your Dogger on a leash, rtal smokers. Have a higher H ne. Rav — Oh. ' No. ' It ' s Mr. Clouseau! John K — love Newport — yny home away from hon%e. Sion Kim WHY. ' ? Greg Kim- brough Mayn: Ler ' s hit the Be + MaMo Withe Biin the Mo Ho + Fu Ya We ' s out here. Tom King — Ha, It ' s all a Joke you don t really graduate. Just go back to the beginning. Kathy Kirst — Kit, Kevin Sheehan — Thanks for a great year — Shauna, Janet, Barbar a, Jean, Deborah, Debbi, Birder, Mona, I love you all Han- nah Shih — At the high school you can n eet and make new friends. Jeff Sibbrel — Craig, Vince, let me throw my Board on! Chris Smith — One thing leads to an- other. Kristine Smith — My senior year has been the best, thanks to all the 1 1 gam.es, the large amiounts of cwc s con- sumed, the fabulous trips, and concerts, but n ost of all my friends. KelleySnow — Keff ' n Toasty: Parties, coolers, Holly- wood, Jacuzzis, The Cold and V.H., ILY. ' . ' . ' . ' f Jonathan Spears — The Mad Dogs know what a long, strange trip it ' s been. Sean Stewart — We shut the door with ' 4, because Mad Dogs are a whole lot more. Katherine Strunk — Retnember Kit, Camiel, Jam ' n, Airhead, the horse- trails, starch, gulp. Cam ' s softballs, Kit Kat ' s and Carp 4-ever and E. S. P. for Bri- an and Tom — and 4 all — my love. ' William Strunk — My friends are great, school was fun, in miy Datsun 5 W im the one. Sheri Stutz. — Hey! My n otn is going out of town this weekend ! ! Should we??? Chris Sullivan — Goodbye Miss Canavan, it ' s time to barley. Paul Sum- miers — Eric and Megan; There is a rea- son why even the angels don t give up at all ' , Thankyou for my wings. Ted Tan- nors — Comte along Piglet, It ' s timie to leave now, As the puppet fell out of the ynailbox. David Tennant — Keep in mind everything is relative; so be strong and be good and you will have a good life. Rich- ard Thompson — Love comies to you and you follow lose one on to the heart of the sunrise. Scott Tibbetts — Picture Jerry Klo- cek with a perm — now THAT ' S funny! Tracee Totten — Klingermian — Michael Jackson s the name . . . and soul ' s the gatne! Terri Trent — Thanx to all, love and luck to you, all my love Jas and thanx Megan for everything: Frofn tears to cheers we ' ll ALWAYS be together; Bunny and Kitty. P.S. We love you! Nargess Vahdat — Mrs, Williams. Thankyou for everything, you ' re one of a kind. Cindy Valentine — Don ' t let the nan e mislead you!! Keaara Virolainen — Special thanks to my unforgettable friends, Good Luck! Marty Vogel — The things that happen to mien, I wish they wouldn ' t happen to my friends. Wendy Wade — So long L. C. ! Thanks Sr. class for the fast gauges of 1 1 and the cjuaintCth p. gettogethers — J. D. — a return to normalcy is ahead! Shh! you woke up the whole house! Love ya! J. D. , K.S., B.M., S.D., I.F., S.P., CD., M. W. , L. H. Barbara Walker — Peace baby. Greg Wall — ' Why ; butto try is to achieve; I Peter 5:14. Criag Wallace — Hey, Vince, it ' s 6 feetand pumipin , what are we doing here? Vickie Walsh — To all the swankers and bumiblers too I wouldn ' t have made it if it wasn t for you. S.M. , E.F., T.S., W.B., C.S.(yuck), S.C. (sadly), and of course the T.N., but why does it have to be so ugly! Love ya A.M. from A.W. Mary Wiederkehr — Chana ' Wildone Deadhead — Woolzack Uni here we comie; Miss ya LH and KZ. — love both of you. Scott Wil- liams — Life s nothing miore than a gamie; just dont pull a Hargrave! Jeff Wilson — L. C. H. S. Varsity soccer rules!!!!! Jill Win- terbottemi — Thanx Craig Wallace for the only decent . . . or should I say the only parties all year. Desperados? !! . . . Yes! Eric Wood — The ice creami cone fell off the dog house!!!! Richard Woodburn — Dick Wood I think I ami on burnt! The TF club does exist. it ' s not dirty, it ' s my nick name. Steven Woodruff — Dear La Can- ada, existence exists, A is A, and n an possesses consciousness. Thankyou — look forward to doing business with you in the future. Craig Woolson — Bing is King. Domiinic Yoong — When in afishtank, do what fish do: blow bubbles, bend to the J. s, ode to the T ' s and H ' s, and say why not. Eric Zanteson — These Buds are for you, and n aybe the Flounders Sung — Ung — Cung — Kung. Uninformied — These will be the momients that we would treasure in our lives. Another no namie — Life ' s like a hot bath, it feels good while you re in, but remiember, the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. A Des- perado — Love to the Desperados. Jill Skinner: FPS of A unite! Tasha Zemrus: To sing, to laugh, to dreami, to walk in my own way and be alone ■ ■ . Claudia Hess: Lfe n eans nothing without a purple scarf. Alex Kuhn: My enigste Amenkaanse hoerskool — Totsiens! IF: oo is the mid- dle word in school Julie Shively: W. T. F. , FOR FRI, Buns O- Pickles, vacation fun. Karin van der Meulen: ik had eenfantas- tischjaar op LCHS, bedankt! Lisa Grigg: Bobby: The reason I missed swim practice wasfromi senioritis. Omiar ikrami: Nobody promised me a rose garden; I didn t get one either. George Rappard: Years from now my children will look at this and say Why did you write that daddy? Anita Fostrey: Hey guys, look what Cumby can do! The Golden One: Behold forever and always ihe sacred words ECO , I , and, MINE . Anfhem. OO: if is the middle word in life. Rub Northci iit Al- ways reynei-nber io keep some si nshine on your face. CkarloUe and Kaihy — Hvor- dan fiar di t dei? So anyway. Cod said let there be friends — and . . . There were these two gi iys walking down the road — actually girls and they were talking and one said ... ' 7 like a little aahvoocadooo inaaashed in yny whiskey because yoi ire da whan who work but always remeynoer to waaatch outWAATCH OUT . . . and then the two girls walked to the Hang out place of the HO ' s (better known as Win- chells) where they niet 2 gorgeous (the yyiost gorgeous guys ever in the entire uni- verse and they went to Fresno but didn ' t do the thing they hate the mostwhere they finally got hair styles they really liked so then they went to Berkeley and saw lots of people in wheelchairs and an elephant :-nan and one screayned fUST TAKE YOUR WHEELS AND CO! because I ' m from AUUUSTRALIIAA! and then they demolished a room in 2.3 seconds fiat but could nt remeinber whose 50 was under the bed and yelled food alot and Sui-Sui alot and Rhot Rhot Vin even mtore, to much in fact. Then they camte home to hard core reality and ate some III red weenies (gumi we ynean). Soynetimies they called people in the miiddle of the night only to swish the phone in the trash but other nights they would surface in a bizarre dreamt world where everyone was weird but they got used to it so that the wierd looked normial and the normal looked weird it ' s very scary . . . life, I tnean, when you can t tell the difference between a guy and a girl but always keep in miind it ' s always darkest before it goes comipletely black even though no one ap- preciates a good sandwich anymiore you can always learn to dread each day at a hmie and dread each deadline too . . .be- cause one miore shot will always make you dance danceteria The newest club is open- ing up . . . Just call n e patsy and call you Seen . . . or Mike and yes I forgive you and no charlotte never did . . . Justpro n- ise me one thing itwon ' tbe crowdy when I get yny hair curly . . . and always beware of thin straggly lil fingers that belong to a generic being called STAR . . . and tell Sean I think his friend kisses like a dead- man . . . Please excuse Charnell Ernst on 3 13 4 she had an appt. Thank ' You. Please excuse Charnell Ernst on 3 20 li4 She was too sunburnt to com.e to school. Thankyou Charlotte Ernst. Is that my un- derwear . . . I know it is and please take my Holly Hobby nightgown off. and have you seen my retainer, bracelets, MA- donna tape, turn it up, roll it down, please push in the lighter and turn right here thank you could you please check under you miom ' s bed. but dontyou wish your a rich mian didee dee di dum I think I mi on a tangent but I just cant stop myself because it ' s hectic hectic halp! take mie, take m e it simelL in here get m e out because I feel fat and I hate miy hair by the way . . . I hate school I hate school only 15 ynore yninutes . . . Newsflash APATHY strikes Char- lotte and Kathy for the 11,563,334 Hme today . . . but the girls contd. . . . on the lonely path untill they ran into Mr. Stress which miade themi cry and weep and sweep but their ever present tabs did not Leak so they just went and ate somie peanutnes and had miany a stimorol expe- rience and continued being disgusted with food, hair and n en with mioustaches and mien namied Ciovanni and Chris who lived in and on and around prepositional drawingboards, CAC and they continued on with life in a frantic hectic manner and then . . . they put steves dog in a bag and fell asleep although Kathy was tjuite sure Charlotte didn t hear a word she said but Charlotte asked how did we get to be friends and Kathy belched and said . . . Sorry no miore roomi. Exceptffarvel Char- lotte TAK, DET har vaeret en dejlig aften and always remiemiber et par herre under- benklaeder. CRASHIOUS ' 285 Steve Woodruff — Became a man of many faces Each day he dressed for a different career Catherine and Diane — Joined creative talents and formed a hoolu houpe troupe. They were an instant success and are now performing internationally for yearbook staffs around the Fresno area Thanks for your incredible input and entertainment Shucks Rick Augustini — His million dollar out of the window while escaping the police, and has never been the same since Mike Paluga — Found a date who would help him with the signing pages, but failed to produce and now resides a Happy Dale. There are no dates at Happy Dale Alex and Karen — Were in constant foreign awe over the exilerating, action packed adventure Omega provided Claudia Hess — Ripe testes a to eat. We have to fill 288 pu ys Scott Tibbets — Ofly We ' re at a loss for words You took em ail Actually wnte your own You wrote everything else Thanks, senousiy i mean it. John Kim and Scott Williams — 1 saw them in 1986andthey were still working on pages 123, 124 Marie Evans — 1 saw you leaving and you thought 1 didn ' t know RobNorthcut — Rob. Rob pudin and pie voted king and nearly died So Omega cried Suzanne Hussey — She drowned in the swimming section Workaholic Karen Kenedy — Berke ' s double agent Just kidding It ' s OK ! Su Mendelson — Are you going to Omega today??? Well tell Kathy I ' m really sick . , there ' s lunch club Evie Pevy — Drove a chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry Could not find the white s Kathy wanted to buy So she sent a postcard saying why Bye. (found the suits) Ten Trent + Megan Mc Clory — We ate your sprees. Ravinder — The rain in Sp ain stays mainly on the plain again, again the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain again, again . , . Julie Shively and TashaZemrus — Kathy, what about the Jacuzzi picture, and Tom Johnson? Espit — 30ways, Andy Taylor — Spent his million dollar fortune he made as a pro photographer on multiflavored Bonnie Bell Chapstick Britta Sandalmann — Had a different pair of slippers for every deadline Kimba Pate — Was mistaken for a push-me-pull-you at the LA Zoo and was detained there for several years thanks kimmy Charlotte Ernst — The prospect of Fresno was so good (see pgs 2 3) she moved there, married a steel Factory worker who welds door knobs for Ford, had 12 children, lived on a farm, read Good Housekeeping and was either sweeping or weeping last time I saw her Dick, Jane and Spot — No Kathy their names are Dork, Amy and Rich Caroline Craven — Reminds me of the song Ain ' t Misbehavin credit to the piano player at the E-Bar Chooch — Editor of the SOies or is it woman of the 90ies or is it adolescent of 1983 and 4and well whatever you may think ifyoudont your all kicked off and I MEAN IT THIS TIME! May cloves, Fresno, bizarre pictures from the 1940ies. 6 cupboards full of instant coffee, a sty in the eye. a cramp in the leg, a fly in your nose and a Tab in your bag always be with you or at least in your thoughts, well in your scrapbook? Bless Yoo! A7 - A - 3 o - y -A p o rv 5fS