La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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You Don ' t Know How Lucky You Are. Back In LC.H.S. Carleton Wears A Wig Day Froh Togen One day an anonymous Omega pollster ven- tured into the intellectual void aka The Quad. The mad pollster asked, How did homecoming help you to reach the apex your high school experi- ence? A note to the ignorant — What did home- coming mean to you? Feta Poletta — It was fun but I wish they served more rice — stuffed grape leaves. Janice Vessey — I couldn ' t quite get the intren- sic genre. Jerry Klocek — I wish the basketball mules were steaming. Bananas — Floatwork was cold without drawers. Hagen, Burner, and Harvey — It was sexually enlightening.

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I asked for an olive not a fish ni One bright sunny day, when all seemed well, and happy students came to school wearing their favorite Hawaiian shirts they did not realize the horrors that awaited them. It was in the Quad where the hellish nightmare be- gan, Fish — gold ones — thousands of them. Happily students threw seemingly harmless ping-pong balls at the little beasts when suddenly chairman of the Gold-fish committee, Nancy Volk ' s pinky was devoured by one. Before the helpless students could defend themselves, the gold- fish were on a rampage starting with the 700 wing and working their way east to the front oftice. By an amazing coincidence Raffi Najarian was wear- ing his special scale reflector specta- cles and was able to turn back the rising hoard of Piscium. An award tor saving our fair school, he was awarded the coveted Baklava Spare Tire. 87

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Krazy Kelly — Coo-el. We ' re jammin ' now, ex- cept I was sick on WHO doy. Daniel Picot — Rummydaywasincredible (said with a slunrr]. A disillusioned cheerleader — It was a High Way To Hell. Linda Lois Laine — i wish we had dress-up day every day. Felix The Cat — Life sucks. Gumby — Love stinks. E.T. Buddy, can you spare a dime. Anonymous Omega Editor — Highway to Hades (Greek mythology]. Rummy Day 89