La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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ck of The Killer Gold-Fish

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Oh, what a bash! That hash costs cash

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I asked for an olive not a fish ni One bright sunny day, when all seemed well, and happy students came to school wearing their favorite Hawaiian shirts they did not realize the horrors that awaited them. It was in the Quad where the hellish nightmare be- gan, Fish — gold ones — thousands of them. Happily students threw seemingly harmless ping-pong balls at the little beasts when suddenly chairman of the Gold-fish committee, Nancy Volk ' s pinky was devoured by one. Before the helpless students could defend themselves, the gold- fish were on a rampage starting with the 700 wing and working their way east to the front oftice. By an amazing coincidence Raffi Najarian was wear- ing his special scale reflector specta- cles and was able to turn back the rising hoard of Piscium. An award tor saving our fair school, he was awarded the coveted Baklava Spare Tire. 87