La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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This year ' s raffle page goes to ERIC PAPPY PARKER

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Musicians PAM THORNTON, Leis tourists OS ttiey come off Tfie plane in Hawaii GARY TIMW, Limpe gimpe wimpe (five !.mes fast) RAY TRBIT, Dyes his hoir block, stioves tiis head , invents bi -sexual Poc Mon and captures the Empire, JOHN TREVITHICK. Has both legs amputated, becomes a stump and lo- ter a giant sequoio scon TREVITHICK, Joins the peace corp and mokes millions decreeing ple- asure domes MARY TRUSCELLO, Grows on afro wears 5 pairs of leg warmers and be- comes the bog lady of foothill (Seepg 280) TIM TUCKER, Twist and shake, twist and shake, brrr [see page 9] BRET ULIS, Runs o Romon vomitonum Wednesdays cop night MICHELLE VALMASOI, Her children will never go thirsty ANNE VAN BERKOUT, Still ploys head games CALMED LORI WIUIAMS, Becomes a bumper MARK WINN, Loses You see Mart this is a ploy on words using your name Winn, so loses IS a contrast Do you get it jmHlFER WINTERBOnOM, Haunts the Wngley Mansion STiVE WITT, Has week-end )og-o-tons KRISTY WOODBURN, Slides down a root and gels woodbum Record Tapes r BRET WRIGHT, Doesn ' t sand a chance scon ZACHARY. Nukes Hillary RICK ZIMMERMAN, Finally gets his pants decrocked and his tux untucked and becomes o sales rep for Prepara- tion H ALAH ZIRKLE. Becomes knighted by the Queen of England ERIC SWANSON, No Eric, we didn ' t lotget you All we can say is too bad you re such o Schmuck! PACOS JLeeal Services JIM WALKER, Becomes a musicol egen(d to the likes of Jon Anderson Rodger Waters, and Donald Fagen ANDREA WALKER, Becomes o Mex icor, lumping bean KAREN WATTS, Gets turned on otten JEANNIE WEYL, Becomes a Notionol Geo toptiic centerfold DAN WHISENANT, Chonges his name to Parkinson ond suffers an identity crisis ARLENE WIESER, She ' s the dancing queen KINIEY WILCOX, Culs off her ear and gives it to her lover Before you form a mob and attempt to kill us please let us explain that we as the 1983 Omega Staff have compiled these ridiculous prophesies in complete fun and in no way mean most of ttiem oops, any of ttiem okay, there was one ftiat we meant Just kidding We do here by apologize for ony slanderous statements we may have mode Just kidding (oops typo) But. lust be glod we didn ' t say all the ftiings we wanted to say vou don ' t know how lucky you really are ' SiflituHLeAA OFFICE SUPPLIES A IM D STATIONERY B343 F-OOTHILL BLVD SUNLANO, CA 91040 Phfcne 12131 352 -32B5 2240 HONOLULU AVE ri lONTROSE, CA 91020 Ptione I213J 249. 5845 DR. DELL ALDRICH

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Omeqa Jbedicatian Linda Laine We are honored to dedicate this year ' s Omega to an out- standing mathematics teach- er, Linda Laine. Mrs. Laine has been an innovative force in creating new teaching methods to meet the indi- vidual needs of her students. It is always a joy to see her dur- ing activities week as she shows her school spirit with her bizarre and creative cos- tumes. Mrs. Laine is a very cooperative, energetic lady and well-loved by the entire student body. It is with great respect that we, the Omega class, with a song in our heart, dedicate the 1983 Omega to you! n 284