La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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Musicians PAM THORNTON, Leis tourists OS ttiey come off Tfie plane in Hawaii GARY TIMW, Limpe gimpe wimpe (five !.mes fast) RAY TRBIT, Dyes his hoir block, stioves tiis head , invents bi -sexual Poc Mon and captures the Empire, JOHN TREVITHICK. Has both legs amputated, becomes a stump and lo- ter a giant sequoio scon TREVITHICK, Joins the peace corp and mokes millions decreeing ple- asure domes MARY TRUSCELLO, Grows on afro wears 5 pairs of leg warmers and be- comes the bog lady of foothill (Seepg 280) TIM TUCKER, Twist and shake, twist and shake, brrr [see page 9] BRET ULIS, Runs o Romon vomitonum Wednesdays cop night MICHELLE VALMASOI, Her children will never go thirsty ANNE VAN BERKOUT, Still ploys head games CALMED LORI WIUIAMS, Becomes a bumper MARK WINN, Loses You see Mart this is a ploy on words using your name Winn, so loses IS a contrast Do you get it jmHlFER WINTERBOnOM, Haunts the Wngley Mansion STiVE WITT, Has week-end )og-o-tons KRISTY WOODBURN, Slides down a root and gels woodbum Record Tapes r BRET WRIGHT, Doesn ' t sand a chance scon ZACHARY. Nukes Hillary RICK ZIMMERMAN, Finally gets his pants decrocked and his tux untucked and becomes o sales rep for Prepara- tion H ALAH ZIRKLE. Becomes knighted by the Queen of England ERIC SWANSON, No Eric, we didn ' t lotget you All we can say is too bad you re such o Schmuck! PACOS JLeeal Services JIM WALKER, Becomes a musicol egen(d to the likes of Jon Anderson Rodger Waters, and Donald Fagen ANDREA WALKER, Becomes o Mex icor, lumping bean KAREN WATTS, Gets turned on otten JEANNIE WEYL, Becomes a Notionol Geo toptiic centerfold DAN WHISENANT, Chonges his name to Parkinson ond suffers an identity crisis ARLENE WIESER, She ' s the dancing queen KINIEY WILCOX, Culs off her ear and gives it to her lover Before you form a mob and attempt to kill us please let us explain that we as the 1983 Omega Staff have compiled these ridiculous prophesies in complete fun and in no way mean most of ttiem oops, any of ttiem okay, there was one ftiat we meant Just kidding We do here by apologize for ony slanderous statements we may have mode Just kidding (oops typo) But. lust be glod we didn ' t say all the ftiings we wanted to say vou don ' t know how lucky you really are ' SiflituHLeAA OFFICE SUPPLIES A IM D STATIONERY B343 F-OOTHILL BLVD SUNLANO, CA 91040 Phfcne 12131 352 -32B5 2240 HONOLULU AVE ri lONTROSE, CA 91020 Ptione I213J 249. 5845 DR. DELL ALDRICH

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ILIAD: TONIGHT, Normalcy before cor fusion? The calm before the storm? The farewell dir - ner of the Titar ic, JFK ' s last wave of the hand, and the terminating octa tri weekly staff meeting of the Iliad, It was proving to be yet another run- of-the-mill gathering of the minds ca- tered exquisitely by Iris ' fresh Tortoise and Pekinese cuisine (this will make you regular, hon!) David Gilmour and Flint Hughes dem- onstrated their prowess in disembowl- ing the furry-beast. Christy Barnes and Wendy Hagen are shocked at the rude intrusion of antic photographer Andy Taylor, while Rachel Englisha and Cindy Spanish attempt to hide from realitv [the lens of life.] Kirstie McComock hungrily views the antici- pated meal, unaware of Bart Kendall ' s desires. The detached Southern Belle, Robin Rivers, wishes to go Mud Hogging. Margaret Klumpp, always wanting to drive thing to the hilt, lends a helping hand to Noelle Bachand in lobotomizing on unfor- tunate staff member. Mafia-men Mike Hanna and John Saul — (who knows where they ' re looking or what they ' re seeing?] Unsatisfied with the Ortho- dox affair. Bob Meeker, decided to take culinary matters (Mark Humphries] into his own hands (so to speak.) Suffering from severe back discomfort, Fred Beshid looks on for a buck. Meanhile, Craig Woolson extricates unwanted olfactory hairs, to be caught by Fred ' s plate, for a buck (they do it in the movies, don ' t they?] Iris ' Boys, Dork A-something, and Keify Blaine provide the whine? Con- templating a quick getaway, Sam Farmer, Kevin Sock Her Woodhouse, and John Tan Him Tanner, wonder if the walls will cave in before the candles turn to Otter-Pops. Mark Talley period. Advisor Jimbo MacDonnel and staffers Lisa Goldbrick and Marry Truer could not be present due to severe cases of Boccilism. The school Board was later said to have confiscated these cases for a controlled substance search.

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This year ' s raffle page goes to ERIC PAPPY PARKER