La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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ILIAD: TONIGHT, Normalcy before cor fusion? The calm before the storm? The farewell dir - ner of the Titar ic, JFK ' s last wave of the hand, and the terminating octa tri weekly staff meeting of the Iliad, It was proving to be yet another run- of-the-mill gathering of the minds ca- tered exquisitely by Iris ' fresh Tortoise and Pekinese cuisine (this will make you regular, hon!) David Gilmour and Flint Hughes dem- onstrated their prowess in disembowl- ing the furry-beast. Christy Barnes and Wendy Hagen are shocked at the rude intrusion of antic photographer Andy Taylor, while Rachel Englisha and Cindy Spanish attempt to hide from realitv [the lens of life.] Kirstie McComock hungrily views the antici- pated meal, unaware of Bart Kendall ' s desires. The detached Southern Belle, Robin Rivers, wishes to go Mud Hogging. Margaret Klumpp, always wanting to drive thing to the hilt, lends a helping hand to Noelle Bachand in lobotomizing on unfor- tunate staff member. Mafia-men Mike Hanna and John Saul — (who knows where they ' re looking or what they ' re seeing?] Unsatisfied with the Ortho- dox affair. Bob Meeker, decided to take culinary matters (Mark Humphries] into his own hands (so to speak.) Suffering from severe back discomfort, Fred Beshid looks on for a buck. Meanhile, Craig Woolson extricates unwanted olfactory hairs, to be caught by Fred ' s plate, for a buck (they do it in the movies, don ' t they?] Iris ' Boys, Dork A-something, and Keify Blaine provide the whine? Con- templating a quick getaway, Sam Farmer, Kevin Sock Her Woodhouse, and John Tan Him Tanner, wonder if the walls will cave in before the candles turn to Otter-Pops. Mark Talley period. Advisor Jimbo MacDonnel and staffers Lisa Goldbrick and Marry Truer could not be present due to severe cases of Boccilism. The school Board was later said to have confiscated these cases for a controlled substance search.

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1010 Foothill Blvd. 790-7653 We love yo Henry and Craig! Personal foger westcott miR DESIGM CRAI6 REESE, Award of masculine phystaue becomes a playgirl center- ■ told PfUR REIBLING, Gets stuck on the 605 during njst tiour in a flaming 1963 Kar- mangtiia AMY REICH, Ttie Golden Palace ot ttie top of trie Himalovos CHRISTY REIO, Cont reod but its not ner toult - its Jonnny ' s MARTA REINOSO, Mames Banv Ivlan- B08 REISI6, For president DEBBIE REZ, K A — Maybe not baby CAROLINE RICHARDS, Well let you leove if to your imogination MIKE RICHMOND, Climbs tfie Mat- tertiom, only to find it t ollow and pidstic nside MONICA RIE6LER, Saves it lor later RON RIGSBY, Is a closet disco maniac JANET RITCHIE, Strikes gold in the Con- dike and IS set for life Jlli ROBERTS, Will stand on hei head till tier ears turn red to se!l her decreprt van BONNIE ROBERTSON, Becomes o moose lockey in the Yukon a trolley tor her RODGERS, Changes his image JACQUIE RUMOHR, Spreads em CAROLINE RUSSELL, Screws herself into the ground with her toe shoes KATHLEEN RYAN, No recibe puntos en M ' LISSA SAMPSON, Stinky panties DEBBIE SAMUELS, Marries Taylor and runs away with Judge Wdpner TAYLOR SAMUELS, Dyes his legs green and wears normal colored leans JOHN SAUL, Is Monthly centerfold for Biker LISA SAURO, Tattoos a 100 dolloi bill inside her left thigh LESLIE SAURO, Marries Carl Maiden ana leaves home without him HEIDI SCALA, Becomes o nun, cuts her hair and takes o vow of silence ANN SCHECK, Goes to Stanford and gets kicked out for cheating JAIIE SCHMIDLIN6, Creates o new art — earwoK on canvas (see pg ) SHARON SCHOLJ., Father buys a hus- bana. house, and lite and now she lives in Bdfa Coiiforiiia STEVE SCHULT2, Makes o joint venture with his mother on a tooxing nng CHRIS SCHWARn, Becomes a repre- sentative for No-Doz and finally wakes DAVID SEIDEL, Dries up and blows MARGI SIMS, becomes o saleswoman for Lee ' s Bor- Stools and Dinettes, ond moonlights of Phil and Jim ' s. Phil and Jim ' s DAVE SINATRA, Becomes g blue beret for short people MARK SJOBERG, Opens a traditional men ' s clothes store in Tustin KEVIN SLEEPER, Wakes up stars in o Woody Allen Movie KIM SMITH, Becomes a fish swtmsinfhe waves and is run over by a surfer ROBERT SMITH, Starts his own polywog pond HANK SMITHER, Does commercials for Poly-Gnp ROB SOULE, Sinks them from 20 feet — GEOFF SPENCER, Due to faulty electric- al winng gets stuck on the 5 heoded towards Fresno — o shocking expeti- TOM SPINKA, Munch a bunch a munch a buncho — Fntos go with drugs TRACY ST 6EME, Revises the loy of sex JEANETTI SnPH ANIAN, Is a Mediterrd MARC STEVENS, Is the real totso killet DAVID STIMPSON, Becomes the next Alfred E Neumon DAVID STBADLING, Weors hot size 14 JOHN STRAND, Slices sausages slowly HUNTER STRAYER, Makes up new mot ing positions tor the chess club s split peas— you SCOTT SWANSON, Contributed to Mrs Thomas ' nervous breakdown (guess you had to be there) HOLLY TAYLOR, Fences tot Sears chain link team — pretty punny STEVE TAYLOR, Gets hepatitis in his ear ond loans his earwax to Jolie LAURIE THOMPSON, Fondles cloy dogs Get off the streets! SPONSORS Dr. Baurer Robert H. Brumfield, M.D. Edwin M. Clark, M.D., F.A.C.S. Calvin H. Frazier, M.D. Kenneth P. Head, M.D. Thomas J. Sabourin, M.D. Toni ' s — Flintridge Square

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Musicians PAM THORNTON, Leis tourists OS ttiey come off Tfie plane in Hawaii GARY TIMW, Limpe gimpe wimpe (five !.mes fast) RAY TRBIT, Dyes his hoir block, stioves tiis head , invents bi -sexual Poc Mon and captures the Empire, JOHN TREVITHICK. Has both legs amputated, becomes a stump and lo- ter a giant sequoio scon TREVITHICK, Joins the peace corp and mokes millions decreeing ple- asure domes MARY TRUSCELLO, Grows on afro wears 5 pairs of leg warmers and be- comes the bog lady of foothill (Seepg 280) TIM TUCKER, Twist and shake, twist and shake, brrr [see page 9] BRET ULIS, Runs o Romon vomitonum Wednesdays cop night MICHELLE VALMASOI, Her children will never go thirsty ANNE VAN BERKOUT, Still ploys head games CALMED LORI WIUIAMS, Becomes a bumper MARK WINN, Loses You see Mart this is a ploy on words using your name Winn, so loses IS a contrast Do you get it jmHlFER WINTERBOnOM, Haunts the Wngley Mansion STiVE WITT, Has week-end )og-o-tons KRISTY WOODBURN, Slides down a root and gels woodbum Record Tapes r BRET WRIGHT, Doesn ' t sand a chance scon ZACHARY. Nukes Hillary RICK ZIMMERMAN, Finally gets his pants decrocked and his tux untucked and becomes o sales rep for Prepara- tion H ALAH ZIRKLE. Becomes knighted by the Queen of England ERIC SWANSON, No Eric, we didn ' t lotget you All we can say is too bad you re such o Schmuck! PACOS JLeeal Services JIM WALKER, Becomes a musicol egen(d to the likes of Jon Anderson Rodger Waters, and Donald Fagen ANDREA WALKER, Becomes o Mex icor, lumping bean KAREN WATTS, Gets turned on otten JEANNIE WEYL, Becomes a Notionol Geo toptiic centerfold DAN WHISENANT, Chonges his name to Parkinson ond suffers an identity crisis ARLENE WIESER, She ' s the dancing queen KINIEY WILCOX, Culs off her ear and gives it to her lover Before you form a mob and attempt to kill us please let us explain that we as the 1983 Omega Staff have compiled these ridiculous prophesies in complete fun and in no way mean most of ttiem oops, any of ttiem okay, there was one ftiat we meant Just kidding We do here by apologize for ony slanderous statements we may have mode Just kidding (oops typo) But. lust be glod we didn ' t say all the ftiings we wanted to say vou don ' t know how lucky you really are ' SiflituHLeAA OFFICE SUPPLIES A IM D STATIONERY B343 F-OOTHILL BLVD SUNLANO, CA 91040 Phfcne 12131 352 -32B5 2240 HONOLULU AVE ri lONTROSE, CA 91020 Ptione I213J 249. 5845 DR. DELL ALDRICH