La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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1010 Foothill Blvd. 790-7653 We love yo Henry and Craig! Personal foger westcott miR DESIGM CRAI6 REESE, Award of masculine phystaue becomes a playgirl center- ■ told PfUR REIBLING, Gets stuck on the 605 during njst tiour in a flaming 1963 Kar- mangtiia AMY REICH, Ttie Golden Palace ot ttie top of trie Himalovos CHRISTY REIO, Cont reod but its not ner toult - its Jonnny ' s MARTA REINOSO, Mames Banv Ivlan- B08 REISI6, For president DEBBIE REZ, K A — Maybe not baby CAROLINE RICHARDS, Well let you leove if to your imogination MIKE RICHMOND, Climbs tfie Mat- tertiom, only to find it t ollow and pidstic nside MONICA RIE6LER, Saves it lor later RON RIGSBY, Is a closet disco maniac JANET RITCHIE, Strikes gold in the Con- dike and IS set for life Jlli ROBERTS, Will stand on hei head till tier ears turn red to se!l her decreprt van BONNIE ROBERTSON, Becomes o moose lockey in the Yukon a trolley tor her RODGERS, Changes his image JACQUIE RUMOHR, Spreads em CAROLINE RUSSELL, Screws herself into the ground with her toe shoes KATHLEEN RYAN, No recibe puntos en M ' LISSA SAMPSON, Stinky panties DEBBIE SAMUELS, Marries Taylor and runs away with Judge Wdpner TAYLOR SAMUELS, Dyes his legs green and wears normal colored leans JOHN SAUL, Is Monthly centerfold for Biker LISA SAURO, Tattoos a 100 dolloi bill inside her left thigh LESLIE SAURO, Marries Carl Maiden ana leaves home without him HEIDI SCALA, Becomes o nun, cuts her hair and takes o vow of silence ANN SCHECK, Goes to Stanford and gets kicked out for cheating JAIIE SCHMIDLIN6, Creates o new art — earwoK on canvas (see pg ) SHARON SCHOLJ., Father buys a hus- bana. house, and lite and now she lives in Bdfa Coiiforiiia STEVE SCHULT2, Makes o joint venture with his mother on a tooxing nng CHRIS SCHWARn, Becomes a repre- sentative for No-Doz and finally wakes DAVID SEIDEL, Dries up and blows MARGI SIMS, becomes o saleswoman for Lee ' s Bor- Stools and Dinettes, ond moonlights of Phil and Jim ' s. Phil and Jim ' s DAVE SINATRA, Becomes g blue beret for short people MARK SJOBERG, Opens a traditional men ' s clothes store in Tustin KEVIN SLEEPER, Wakes up stars in o Woody Allen Movie KIM SMITH, Becomes a fish swtmsinfhe waves and is run over by a surfer ROBERT SMITH, Starts his own polywog pond HANK SMITHER, Does commercials for Poly-Gnp ROB SOULE, Sinks them from 20 feet — GEOFF SPENCER, Due to faulty electric- al winng gets stuck on the 5 heoded towards Fresno — o shocking expeti- TOM SPINKA, Munch a bunch a munch a buncho — Fntos go with drugs TRACY ST 6EME, Revises the loy of sex JEANETTI SnPH ANIAN, Is a Mediterrd MARC STEVENS, Is the real totso killet DAVID STIMPSON, Becomes the next Alfred E Neumon DAVID STBADLING, Weors hot size 14 JOHN STRAND, Slices sausages slowly HUNTER STRAYER, Makes up new mot ing positions tor the chess club s split peas— you SCOTT SWANSON, Contributed to Mrs Thomas ' nervous breakdown (guess you had to be there) HOLLY TAYLOR, Fences tot Sears chain link team — pretty punny STEVE TAYLOR, Gets hepatitis in his ear ond loans his earwax to Jolie LAURIE THOMPSON, Fondles cloy dogs Get off the streets! SPONSORS Dr. Baurer Robert H. Brumfield, M.D. Edwin M. Clark, M.D., F.A.C.S. Calvin H. Frazier, M.D. Kenneth P. Head, M.D. Thomas J. Sabourin, M.D. Toni ' s — Flintridge Square

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PERSONALS ERIC PARKER, Do you rime filty cefits I DANNY PARKINSON, Dont let mis fool ' ■■ tj ' i ' Don and Donny were bom ideri ' ■ ' -j: ' wins and adopled by dillerent fyjrer. . Qf.d reur.ited ai the La Cariada Hco ' tLAIR PIKE, Is still K oi ir)g lof tne Perfect Mofgofita ond oiob UNDA PIZZO, Finally discovers Tom Kaegi spyir-g or riet through his tele- xope bji pa s no heed (Shane on you) DAN POTTER, .eorrs to use f :is ngrt tc ' )(o)F@ Pizza -Deli O 720 FOOTHILL Q La Canada Q SPARR RESTAURANT 901 Foothill Blvd. 790-2342 Studio Rehearsal JOHN Mccormick, Thank Heoven lor Little Girls ' tFrench accent) MAUREEN McN ALLY, See you next year at Ridgemont High RICHARD McCLUSKEY, Finally gets his sunglasses surgically removed from his face MARK McCOMSEY, Cleans his camero lens with whopping lung cookies PAUL McELHANBY, Liked his Gillette razc- ' . ■ ' : - jght the company CRAIG McGLINCHEY, He stole Chnst- mas KRISTEN McaUEEN, Becomes the Ester Williams ot the eighties BO B MEEKER, ISoccer) is saved TOM MEISEN, Sells his cor and buys a Tonka (needed more room] PAUL MEMETREY, Reaches meno pause CHRISTINE MERRIAM, Mames Ray Walker, owns a body shop and lives happily ev er after RALPH MILLER, Goes to a hockey game and gets pucked (See Sarah] DIANE MIRANDA, Puts Ifuit on her tieod and changes her name to Carmen MARK MITCHELL, Sharpens his head and becomes a pencil CHRI STOPHER MODIG, Spins vinyl CHRIS MOK, Lives in a wok It took 5 days to think of t hat scon MONROE, Grabs wool ROD MOORE, Does ultra-brite commer cials MICHEIE MORGAN, N i ' ony men ; lytle time HILLARY MORGAN, Joins the PLO and iS known as Machine Gun Mamma TERRI MOUNTJOY, Changes her maior or d gets the lead in a soap called As ' he Miller Keg Runs Dry KRISTEN MURPHY, Proof of Murphy s oa ' ' anything can go wrong, it will) RAFFI NAJAR IAN, Bums up on re-entry KARYN NELSON, Was last seen flinging herself oft the gym roof singing Billy Gene J AENA NIELSEN, Becomes a millionaire -yfiiirg Big Washclothes MIKE NIETO, The rubber gumby m his back seat comes to life and strangles t im mistaking him for ET TODD NISBET, Snorts carnation dehy- drated milk ROBERT NORTON, Finds the source of the Nile nght in the kisser JEFF OAKES, Hives himself out to ponies as a pinota KARLENE OHLS, Gets married, hds 20 kids and lives on a farm CHERREL OLSEN, Does coffee com mercials JULIAN ONG, Is a ping-ong champion and kills with his ong hit PETER OPPERMAN, Becomes o folk sin- ger and lives in a house of skin O ' ERIN ORCHARD, Gets a candy bar name d ofter her SCOTT ORR, Invents the 102nd position BRYAN PALMER, C oshew! Geuzuntitei TIM PARILLO, Listens rod. killer noise dude! MORGAN PARK, Becomes o game show h ost of T V trivia STEVE PARKER, Becomes a push me. pull vou and talks t o his sister SUSAN PARKER, Mames Dr Dooliftle and talks to the animals Wanted DAN PARKINSON, On the five year plan PAIGE PAUL, Shaves her head and pencils in side-bums ANDREW PEARCE, Strung out on Rosin WENDY PEARSON, Finally realizes that hs IS a lot sweeter than her fashions rep- resent MICHELE PELLI, Oonotes her eyes to the muppets MICHELLE PETERS, Becomes the happy riomemaker JON PETERSON, Grows up PAUL PHILLIPS, This is Pat have you seen Paul MORGAN POWERS, Forgo rev. HEATHER PRI DE, Has none KATHY PRINTUP, The hand that sprays Pom or he Pom commercials DAVID PRIVETT, Takes tfie dents out of the oven when you cook Ball Park Franks BILL PURDY, Makes the ripples in Rut- JOHN PURVES, Grows a hom and be- comes Horpo Marx. JOE RAGUSA, Invents a new McDo- nalds specialty, McManicotti SnVE RATLIFF, Wins o Richard Sim- rhons look a like contest aixi buys a pirik Mercedes with the prize mohey Clop 1 2 3 Clap 1 2 3 Congratulations Ste- vareeno VOLLEY HI TENNIS SHOP Charles Stewart 637 Foothill Blvd. 279

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ILIAD: TONIGHT, Normalcy before cor fusion? The calm before the storm? The farewell dir - ner of the Titar ic, JFK ' s last wave of the hand, and the terminating octa tri weekly staff meeting of the Iliad, It was proving to be yet another run- of-the-mill gathering of the minds ca- tered exquisitely by Iris ' fresh Tortoise and Pekinese cuisine (this will make you regular, hon!) David Gilmour and Flint Hughes dem- onstrated their prowess in disembowl- ing the furry-beast. Christy Barnes and Wendy Hagen are shocked at the rude intrusion of antic photographer Andy Taylor, while Rachel Englisha and Cindy Spanish attempt to hide from realitv [the lens of life.] Kirstie McComock hungrily views the antici- pated meal, unaware of Bart Kendall ' s desires. The detached Southern Belle, Robin Rivers, wishes to go Mud Hogging. Margaret Klumpp, always wanting to drive thing to the hilt, lends a helping hand to Noelle Bachand in lobotomizing on unfor- tunate staff member. Mafia-men Mike Hanna and John Saul — (who knows where they ' re looking or what they ' re seeing?] Unsatisfied with the Ortho- dox affair. Bob Meeker, decided to take culinary matters (Mark Humphries] into his own hands (so to speak.) Suffering from severe back discomfort, Fred Beshid looks on for a buck. Meanhile, Craig Woolson extricates unwanted olfactory hairs, to be caught by Fred ' s plate, for a buck (they do it in the movies, don ' t they?] Iris ' Boys, Dork A-something, and Keify Blaine provide the whine? Con- templating a quick getaway, Sam Farmer, Kevin Sock Her Woodhouse, and John Tan Him Tanner, wonder if the walls will cave in before the candles turn to Otter-Pops. Mark Talley period. Advisor Jimbo MacDonnel and staffers Lisa Goldbrick and Marry Truer could not be present due to severe cases of Boccilism. The school Board was later said to have confiscated these cases for a controlled substance search.