La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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You wouldn ' t believe this but before I met you I had hoir down to here. Neat gals — neat catalysts 262 Don ' t forget cocktail hour at 7;00 sharp at Young Life to- night.