La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man Cheap imitation of Hector, our friend. Holly under thie influence of milk. 4 pi 115. ' ■ ' ' J Jill, Rod and Mike in the terminal Don Ho ward (for the mentally unstable]. 106

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Lunch Club Makes Lunch Fun The Freshman — I enjoy lunch and bondage simultaneously. The Gang — We think of deed puppies as we eot. The Club — We can ' t enjoy lunch without each other. 105

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John winces after a swig of bod prairie juice. Audra under the terrif ing effects of Senioritis. I Come April, the air becomes warm — germs of Senioritis flow with the pollen, and by early May almost everyone is infected. Each student has their own way of dealing with this terminal disease, but most end up fail- ing to cope and become hopeless slaves to unnatural devices that help them forget their plight. These devices include drinking the juices of dead prairie dogs, (an old Zulu custom], eating the lawn of their front yard, and piercing their abdomens with dull, rusty, used hypodermic needles. Tom prefers psilocybin fried in a wok over common front yard lawn grass. 107