La Canada High School - Omega Yearbook (La Canada Flintridge, CA)

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Muncha Buncha Muncha Buncha Sally — I enjoy lunch club when it ' s cool and creamy. Mr. T — I enjoy it with my boy E. Early in the year the L. A. Times be- gan a terrible rumor involving the idea ot La Canada students actual- ly drinking alcoholic beverages not at a Saturday night party, [where everyone can see you drink], but in the privacy of residences. We in Omega decided to prove the im- beciles at the Times wrong by giving real-life instances of innocent, quad-life lunch club activities. 104 Mike — I enjoy my lunch only when I can use my fingers.

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? fe . t mm % Sheryl — we ' ll leave it to your imagination. t- Matt draws it. Linda ' s open about it. Tessie asks cheerleaders advice about it. In La Canada ttiere is a social law whichi is understood. One must be learned in ttiese areas of social graces. Tt e process begins in 5thi grade witti Mr. and Mrs. Golatz (as in go-lots-of-places). Fear of being a social outcast is early learned as Mrs. Golatz ' s sons, dressed as mobsters, wotchi over your every move. You grow older and soon it is your friends whio guard your every move, making sure you are acting in accordance with the Golatz laws. You become paranoid and search for guidance. Some search in books while others look to the quad where all the RE.AL laws ore set. The jig is up when someone suddenly apprccc-es oij and asks you to kindly remove your gum intc • 103

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Lunch Club Makes Lunch Fun The Freshman — I enjoy lunch and bondage simultaneously. The Gang — We think of deed puppies as we eot. The Club — We can ' t enjoy lunch without each other. 105