LaGrove High School - La Farion Yearbook (Farina, IL)

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Mr. Yunda UJack1e, how many zones has the earth?n Jackie I.: nF1ve.H Mr. Yunds UName them.n Jackie: uTemperate, intemperate, canal, horrid and ozone.' Bill Wilson: nFather is the captain of our ship at heme and mother's the first mate. Mr. Krutsinger: Uwhat are you, Bill?n Bill: UI guess I'm the compass -they're always boxing me.n Miss McClasky: Uwho can make a sentence containing the word gruesome?n Bill Marlowe: NI can. The man stopped shaving and gruesome whiskers.n He, she, It. Jerry McCarty: CVery diplomatically, for he could not remember the sex of the cousin of which Helen Face is so proud.1 nwell, well, but he's a fine fellow, 1sn't shej How old is it now? Do hor teeth bother him much? I hope he gets through his first summer without getting sick. She looks like Vance, doesn't he? Everyone says it does.u Bob Woerner: CHaving taken upon himself the task of bringing George Schatz up in the fine traditions of a high school student, acts much as a UBig Brothern to h1m.7 WGeorgo, did your father whip you for the trick you played in school yester- day?N George: nNo, he said the licking would hurt him more than it did me.u Bob: nThnt's nonsense. Your father is just too sympathet1c.n George: UNo, he isn't6 but he has rheumatism in both arms. Wilma Gaier: UDid you notice that woman that just passed?n ' Ruth Wms.: 'That one with the gray hat, white feather, the rod velvet roses, the mauve jacket, tho black skirt, the mink furs and the lavendar spats?u Wilma: NYos.U Ruth: uNot particularly.n

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O Billie Ruth: uWeren't you dreadfully scared when the bear put his arm about you?n Ethlyn: nNot especially. You see I went with a Kinmundy boy once.n - Mother: CLooking over Johnny's shoulder! uYour spelling is perfectly terrible.n Johnny M.: nThis lsn't a spelling lesson. It's a composition.n Max W.: WWell, how many ads did you Het yesterday?n Bob W.: NI get two ads in one plaee.R Max: uThat's the stuff! What are they?' , Bob: uOne was to get out and the other was to stay out.n Jerry Mc: nYou drank too much punch at the recep- tion yesterday.n Keith R.: nwho saw me drink too much punch?n Jerry: ult wasn't necessary to total up. When I came in you were holding an animated con- versation with e piano lamp.u Iovotta K.: Nwhy, Gwen, you've get one of your stockings on wrong side out.u Gwen C.: UI know it, I put it on that way 'cause thcre's u hole on the other s1de.u Krut.: nYbu really must reduce your dress bills Mrs. Krut: Miss Maxfield: HC S 0 r.-use Maxfield : Helen: Miss Mexfield: Helen: Marjorie Myrtle C M . Moni Lindy: Mr. M ni Lindy: Billie R Merle S. my dear, they are fur too large.n nHow inconsistent you men are. You speak as though I made out the bills.n 'Why d1dn't you comb your hair be- fore you came to schoo1?n WI a1n't get no eomb.n nBorrow your father's.W 'Father ain't got none either.n nAbsurd! Deesn't he comb his hair?W nHe ain't got no hair.n UI hear your mother is going to take a few weeks vacation.u H.: .: uYeu! New watch me lose that 69 lbs.' cel: umho helped you with this map Lindy?n nNobody, s1r.n cel: UNow tell me the truth. D1dn't your Aunt help you?n uNo, sir: she did it al1.n nwhet does 'R. S. V. P.' mean at the foot of an inv1tetion.n UThey mean, 'Rush ln, shake hands, vie tual up, and put!n uth: 2