Kutztown University - Keystonia Yearbook (Kutztown, PA)

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TABLE 01 CONTENTS SEE APPENDIX 0N PAGE 146 FOR COMPLETE PAGE LISTING THE DRAWING-It's humor, parody, and satire, and it's all happening right outside of ti h K K9 at KSC! Don't miss this gem, on pages 208-211. HAIas, poor STAR TREK. The show was conceled, but its fans and memory live on througi TV re-runs and, believe it or not, Star Trek conventions! So, get yourseif up-to-date on all thi Htrekie goings-on with Tony Mann's article on pages 104-105. ACE IN THE HOLE-A farting contest between two lumber-jacks? It's true. And it's as only that old story-telier, George Weaver could write it. See for yourself, pages 16-19. HThe play's the thing! We certanily hope so. This funny little bugger runs eight pages, and is written and fulIy-illustrated by our editor himself, peerless Paul Larson. 0H, DONALD, DARLING! tells the story of what a man really does when his wife ieaves town for the weekend. Pages 52-59.

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KAPTAIN KEYSTONlA-HThe chisel-chined champion of college kids tries to save Kutztown rom apathy! This tarCical adventure begins on the tront endsheets of this book. continues on Jages 120-123, and then concludes 0n the back endsheets. l Hey-hey-hey! An expose! Seems like The Hardcover Yearbook Magazine is dipping into real- live investigative journalisim. Under staffer radical Ron Perry, the CAMPUS MEDIA is torn apart, and shown for what it's really worth. Campus TV, radio, newspapers, it's all here-laid bare before your very eyese pages 48-51. Sports fans rejoyce! Photographer Bill Howell collaberated with cartoonist-sports-editor, Tom Stugrin, and writer Kevin McCornac, to give you the best sports coverage ever in a K80 yearbook. Football is on pages 34-37, with a specal effect Football poster on pages 152-153 WOODY ALLEN-This zanny misfit creates classic comedy. He's got red hair, freckles, and wears glasses. If you're an HAIIenite tand ain't we allt then, you'll want to know a little more about our hapless hero than that. So, take a gander at pages 42-43. Gross me out! Zappa hits Kutztown! Yes, an improbable as it may seem, that mother really did come to Kutztown. Read all about it! Our exclussive interview with FRANK ZAPPA is on pages 182-183. l

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DOWNTOWN KUTZTOWN Remember those times you treated yourself to a day on the town . The weather was warm and sunny, so you decided to skip a few classes and sojourn into Downtown Kutztown. You passed the Korner House and the An- tique shop, and a little further down you came to Mr. Food and decided to stop in for a candy bar to sustain you on your journey. Then you probably stopped off at the drug- store, Smiths, and of course, Feed and Read. And if you felt particularly energetic, you may have walked down to the little shopping center and made the rounds of its stores. Maybe you decided to take the back way on your return to campus. You walked up those small alleyways, past the beat-up garages, and finally emerged across from the Administration Building parking lot. Ah, quaint little Downtown Kutztown, with its cleanIy-swept sidewalks and its period row houses.