Kutztown University - Keystonia Yearbook (Kutztown, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 252 of the 1975 volume:

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SAD, SHE WAS ONCE WHAT ARE WC mm '2 ONE OF'OUKFINEST STOW. yw OUGHT Dams, Now 8H6 T085 ASHAM D'- ESN'T CARE Agour MlSS ?EACH FARB-GET ANYTHING YOUCAM IN HERE QUICK'AND SAYAWFHANGTDHEK, BRING A BUCKEFOF'COLD YOUCANwM Hmci wmwkm you! TO HER, AND kWONT c'AIZE :1; 775' mrzbm Yearbook i The Hardcover Yearbpok Magaznne Kutztown State College, Kutztown, Pa. Kutztown State College, Kutztown, Pa. Kutztown State College, Kutztown, Pa. Kutztown State College. Kutztown Pa. Kutztown State College. Kutztown. Pa. This is it! You are now reading THE HARDCOVER YEARBOOK MAGAZINE-the yearbook that dares to do more. And just how did this book deveIope into its present form? That's a good question. When I was working on the 74 Keystonia tlast year's yearbookt with Dennis Carson, and editor, Marguerite Faggioni, we tried to make the traditionaly Hdead yearbook a little more alive. We changed publishers, and photog- raphers, and tried to start something Th a little different. This difference might e be described as a trend towards the H d Itcampy, and a good example of it is ar co U er Dennis's Kutztown Game, which appeared in Y b k thebook. ear .00 I wanted to get some fiction, and cartoon- magaZIne ing into the picture, and so, came up with a short story by George Weaver, and some cartoon features. We were on our way. The books cover was also a bit untradi- tional and gave a nice overall flavor to the annual. The start of the 74-75 school year found myself, and Marguerite the only yearbook staff leftovers. We became co-editors and worked together until Margo transfered to American University, in Washington, DC. at the close of the first semester. So, now the yearbook was my baby, and I took full advantage of my position. I christened it THE HARDCOVER YEARBOOK MAGAZINE, and created Kaptain Keystonia as its symbol. I managed to get together a really good staff including such people as cartoonist, Mark Ammerman, and past editor of the Mouth, Ron Perry. I was also able to interest several very talented people into contribut- ing thier work-George Weaver, and Kaytee Umbreit, for example. An ad campaign of sorts was initiated to make the students aware of our metamor- phosis. This campaign included ads in the campus newspaper, posters, mimeo sheets, and tent cards, which many of you may re- member seeing around campus. And so, THE HARDCOVER YEARBOOK MAGAZINE is born. I hope you enjoy it, and look forward to hearing any comments on it that you may have. Thank you. Enjoy! KAPTAIN KEYSTONlA-HThe chisel-chined champion of college kids tries to save Kutztown rom apathy! This tarCical adventure begins on the tront endsheets of this book. continues on Jages 120-123, and then concludes 0n the back endsheets. l Hey-hey-hey! An expose! Seems like The Hardcover Yearbook Magazine is dipping into real- live investigative journalisim. Under staffer radical Ron Perry, the CAMPUS MEDIA is torn apart, and shown for what it's really worth. Campus TV, radio, newspapers, it's all here-laid bare before your very eyese pages 48-51. Sports fans rejoyce! Photographer Bill Howell collaberated with cartoonist-sports-editor, Tom Stugrin, and writer Kevin McCornac, to give you the best sports coverage ever in a K80 yearbook. Football is on pages 34-37, with a specal effect Football poster on pages 152-153 WOODY ALLEN-This zanny misfit creates classic comedy. He's got red hair, freckles, and wears glasses. If you're an HAIIenite tand ain't we allt then, you'll want to know a little more about our hapless hero than that. So, take a gander at pages 42-43. Gross me out! Zappa hits Kutztown! Yes, an improbable as it may seem, that mother really did come to Kutztown. Read all about it! Our exclussive interview with FRANK ZAPPA is on pages 182-183. l TABLE 01 CONTENTS SEE APPENDIX 0N PAGE 146 FOR COMPLETE PAGE LISTING THE DRAWING-It's humor, parody, and satire, and it's all happening right outside of ti h K K9 at KSC! Don't miss this gem, on pages 208-211. HAIas, poor STAR TREK. The show was conceled, but its fans and memory live on througi TV re-runs and, believe it or not, Star Trek conventions! So, get yourseif up-to-date on all thi Htrekie goings-on with Tony Mann's article on pages 104-105. ACE IN THE HOLE-A farting contest between two lumber-jacks? It's true. And it's as only that old story-telier, George Weaver could write it. See for yourself, pages 16-19. HThe play's the thing! We certanily hope so. This funny little bugger runs eight pages, and is written and fulIy-illustrated by our editor himself, peerless Paul Larson. 0H, DONALD, DARLING! tells the story of what a man really does when his wife ieaves town for the weekend. Pages 52-59. DOWNTOWN KUTZTOWN Remember those times you treated yourself to a day on the town . The weather was warm and sunny, so you decided to skip a few classes and sojourn into Downtown Kutztown. You passed the Korner House and the An- tique shop, and a little further down you came to Mr. Food and decided to stop in for a candy bar to sustain you on your journey. Then you probably stopped off at the drug- store, Smiths, and of course, Feed and Read. And if you felt particularly energetic, you may have walked down to the little shopping center and made the rounds of its stores. Maybe you decided to take the back way on your return to campus. You walked up those small alleyways, past the beat-up garages, and finally emerged across from the Administration Building parking lot. Ah, quaint little Downtown Kutztown, with its cleanIy-swept sidewalks and its period row houses. HARDWARE ' mg m; mmms K.S.C. OVERVIEW Kutztown State College. Four whole years spent at Kutztown State College. That's a pretty fair chunk of a lifetime. What if you had that time to live over? Would you still be spending it at K.S.C.? Well, it doesn't matter. Kutztown is a pretty cool place. How many colleges do you know of with a major highway running through the middle of its campus? You were risking your life every time you went to class. Hey, now there's a fine rationalization for skipping classes! Old Main chicken, the red and white checkered watertower, the smoke stack- these little landmarks made the K.S.C. campus visible from quite a distance. And it's a pretty nice campus-even has some trees. Lots of grass, too. Oh well, it'll be interesting to see what kind of a life four years at K.S.C. will help to get you and your classmates. Best o'Iuckies to you! 'GOOD OLD M Endless hallways of wood, and flagstone floors, huge windows, old classrooms, antique furniture, high ceilings, catacombe-Iike basement. Sound familiar? Well, it should. That's a quick description of good Old Main-the Grandma of the buildings on campus. The old girl's so damn ugly, she's beautiful- chicken- tower and all. Dorm students became especially fond of 0M. There was many a cold winter's morn when a warm short-cut through her grotesque haliways saved these students from a long, cold walk around her. And what a job it is to walk around her- she's huge. She's a sprawling mess! An architect's nightmare! But we love her. She's got character, guts, and in her own way, quite a bit of class. She's been called a fire-trap -a hazard Plans have been made to tear her down. But when Old Main goes, a little bit of what makes Kutztown State, Kutztown State, will go with her. So, let's appreciate the old girl while we still have her and find some beauty in the grotesque. L S a D. S I a e y .m .m a M M o m G THE FOUNTAIN THE SCULPTOR German-born, internationally recognized sculp- tor Klaus lhlenfeld designed and executed the fountain in 1966, the centennial year of Kutztown State College. lhlenfeld studied sculpture in West Berlin with Hans Uhlmann from 1950-56. While visiting the United States in 1956, he met the well-known, Italian-born sculptor, Harry Bertoia, with whom he later worked 0960-651 after returning to the United States as a permanent resident. Since 1965, Ihlenfeld has worked independently, primarily in metals. He welcomes visits from Kutztown students in- volved in art. His large, attractive studio is located on a farm near Barto, Pennsylvania. HIS WORK The Kutztown fountain is of hollow construction, welded in a textural surface technique of floating phosphorus bronze. Ihlenfeld designed the piece for a much larger pool which never materialized because of financial difficulties. As with much of his work, this piece is abstract, yet reiated to organic plant forms. In 1968-69, an eight-ton sculpture was com- missioned by the Emigrant Savings Bank on East 42nd Street in New York City. At present, he is working a great deal with small, corn pact su nflower shapes. His work has been exhibited at the Museum of Modern Art and Solomon R. Guggenheim museums in New York City. He has had one-man shows at, among other places, the Allentown Art Museum and the Sharadin Gallery. 13 4 1 by George Weaver .5 Going by bus down US. 101 from Portland to San Fransicso is no joy ride. It is a cheap whistle stop way that takes at least twenty hours. Sometimes you can make it faster by thumb, but it's too cold now. An old bum got on in Newburg, I tried to hide behind my copy of Rolling Stone, but he crowded in beside me anyway. He was wearing a gray wool overcoat that heId at least twenty different wine smells; all 99 It a gallon. Wanna drink? he said after we were moving. No man, I don't drink. That's too bad, bub. Just too bad. Yeah, I said, hopefully ending the conversation. About a mile later the bus hit a bump and some wine spilled on my jeans. You old fart! Man, why were you allowed on this bus with that shit? Driver! Driver! But it was no use complaining. The driver wouldn't answer. I wasn't riding the luxury express. Old fart! the old fart said, settling in between me and the aisle. That reminds me of a story. Happened back in July of '29. It seems we was sittin around one hot night, playin cards and drinkin home brew, when the door to the cabin crashes open and in steps the onriest lookin fella we ever set eyes on. I'm Cody Kincaid,' says he, 'I've rode more logs, cut more trees, split more rails, screwed more gals, drank more whiskey, and had more teeth knocked out than the whole damn packa ya! I just hired on in this camp, an I wanna know who fills the biggest cork boots round here? Who's the Ace of Axes?' We just sat and stared at im. The speech he just made wasn't exactly the kind ya make friends with. But when ya took a good look at Cody Kin- caid, with his barrel chest and tree trunk arms, ya decided to stay on his good side. He was probably all he said he was, and more. After a few minutes, Preacher Montee, a book-Iearned bastard of a skunk, says to im, 'Well Mr. Kincaid. I guess you want Jack Rivers. Yep, he's the one. He's the Ace of Axes rou nd here.' 'Where do I find this Rivers?' asks Cody. 'Right there,' says Mac Duncan pointin to the end of the table. Jack was sittin there hoidin a full house. He wanted to start the game again cause there was a lot ridin in the kitty. Jackywas a quiet man, didn't rile too easily. But if you put im in a corner, all hell would break loose. He was one helluva logger. He could hit the knot on a pine tree from fifty yards with an axe. One time, back un '25, he was ridin some logs up the Columbia to Astoria when he got caught in some fast rapids. He went through em slikker'n a greased pig on fair day. Hardly got his boots wet. Now he was watchin like a salmon eyes a bear as the red-headed tornado, Cody Kinkaid, headed towards im. 'You Jack Rivers?' asks Cody. 'That's right. What kin I do fer ya?' 'l'm Cody Kinkaid, and I aim to become the Ace of Axes around here. That is it'n you don't mind.' 'Well,' says Jack, 'if ya kin axe and split and use the pike as loud as ya talk, ya should have no trouble at all becomin the Ace of Axes! We spoke Jack Rivers! Shake!' It Cody had any funny business up his sleeve, it was alI gone when Jack stock up. Cody didn't realize how huge his new opponent was. Jack was like a sequoia with black leaves. He was easily a head taller than Cody though not as wide. He took Cody's hand, shook it heartily, and sat back down to his cards. Cody threw his gear on an empty bunk and sat down next to Jack and said, tDeal me in next hand. I feel lucky.' Here the old man stopped and took a great swig from the brown paper bag. When he turned back to me it was with a great deal of self-esteem. Yessir. It took a little moren a month for Cody Kinkaid to get on big Jack's nerves. They were both powerful loggers. But Cody would keep track of Jack's doings, then top 'im by one. He would split one more log, or top one more tree, or even eat one more plate of stew for dinner. At first Jack didn't take much notice. But right before we'd hit the hay, Cody'd always let him know he'd been topped; just so lack could think about it during the night. By the end of August there weren't two better producin loggers in the whole Northwest. Those boys musta cleared fifty acres that month. And Cody was always one up on Jack. The final straw came on a Saturday night. Monday we was supposed to start the logs down the river to Astoria. That night we was in Mist, drinkin in the back room of the old Paul B. Hotel. Jack was lookin for his gal Annie. They'd been seein each other for awhile. Jack was even talkin about marryin her. But she weren't there that night, and nobody'd seen hide or hair of er. All of a sudden Cody Kinkaid walks in with Annie hang- in on his arm pretty as ya please. Jack sees this and goes wild. He grabs Annie and chucks er half accrost the room. She musta had too much to drink cause she comes chargin back like a she-cat in heat screamin about her right to do anything she damn well pleases. Jack looks at er kinda funny, then knocks er out with a short punch. This throws the place into an uproar. Jack starts movin in on Cody. But Cody raises his hand like he's stoppin a train and says, Wow hold on Jack Rivers! You better use your head. If the two of us starts fightin we'll look like we walked into a bear's cave wearin pork chop suits. And if we's both bashed up we mightn't be able to get them logs up to Astoria on time and lose out on a lotta dough. Now I don't know about you, but I spect you can use the money as much as l can.' That's a plain fact Cody, but you and me can't keep on this way. I aim to settle this ator we float them logs' 'Fair enough,' states Cody, but I say we do it so's we don't get our heads busted open.' 18 'Name yer poison.' lWell bub, how does a fartin contest sound to ya?! tA fartin contest! What the hell's a fartin contest? 'Now listen. We go in the cabin and set down. We get Cookie to whip up a messa beans. We eat the beans and drink home brew till we start fartin. Then the first one who leaves, Ioses.' What it we both stay?! 'Then the boys will judge the loudest fart! 'What does the winner get? 'Well let's say the loser leaves camp and gives up his claim of the timber money to the winner.' 'Agreed Cody Kinkaid.' Shake on it lack Rivers!' The two giants shook hands and sat down for a beer. The rest of the loggers went crazy. Since he was a God fearin man, Preacher Montee was gonna hold the bets. The old Paul B. never saw such shenanigans. The loggers couldn't decide who the hell to bet on. Preacher Montee kept enterin everybody's bets in a big black book and puttin the money in a brown mail sack. Annie woke up after a time and staggered to the bar. She stared at the two men sittin calm as could be in the middle of the hubbub, shook her head, and went upstairs. Jack wanted to go up to her, but he had to keep an eye on Cody. And Cody just sat and drank. tl'll never forget that morning as long as I live. It was one of them clear dawns that turn into a scorcher of a day. Cookie had a fine break- fast of ham and eggs waitin for us. Afterward Preacher Montee said a stirrin sermon on honesty. He knew what he was talkin about, the skunk. Bout eleven Cookie took a big bowl of beans into the cabin. Cody and lack locked themselves in and commenced to eatin. The rest of the log- gers was peerin through the closed windows tryin to see what was hap- penin. A coupla hours later it got stinkin hot. The boys was restin in the shade waitin for the fartin to start. Preacher Montee, who was watchin at the window, gave a yell for everyone to come runnin. Cody Kinkaid had let the first one rip. It was a long low fart that just eased out. Jack Rivers didn't even put down his glass. A coupla minutes later Jack lifts his leg and lets out a short explosion. Cody looks at im like he was a flea on a mountain lion. The farts went back and forth like that for about an hour. The loggers were driftin away agin when a shout from Mac Duncan brings em runnin back. Cody Kinkaid was buildin a big one. His face was skrunched up in a God awful way. He was huffin and putfin like a steam engine. When the tart finally came, it echoed through the forest. BMAMAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOoooooommmmmm. Jack looked like he was gonna die. Then he cut loose a small one. BEEEEEERRRRup- rup-rup. 'You better do moren that Jack boy.' says Cody. tlt still smells like roses in here.' Then Cody and Jack both screwed up their faces in a fierce try to fart out the grandaddy of them all. They was gruntin and groanin and holdin and moanin. Then Jack relaxed and just sat there like he didn't have a care in the world. Cody looked like a sure winner. He was really workin up a sweat. He was tryin to build a fart that would stink up the moon. It took all his strength to hold that fart back. But finally he was ready to poleax Jack Rivers right between the eyes. tt 'Get ready ya lousy bastard! Here it comes!' Cody gave a bull-bellow and the tart crashed to the floor. It bounced against the sides of the cabin and almost blew out the windows. The woods shook with a roar. It was the loudest damn thing I'd ever heard. BACH-a-RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMrPOOOOO- OMMMMMM-poooommm-poom. Jack Rivers just sat there. Cody looked at him in disbelief. Their eyes were watering, and Cody was breathing through his mouth while Jack just sat. Jack heaved a little sigh, then smiled. Cody looked at Jack again, shook his head, and started to draw a deep breath for the next try. When he got to the top of the breath his face turned white. His eyes shot back over to Jack who was just sittin and grinnin like a big old pole cat. Cody jumped up and started for the door shouting, 'YOU BASTARD! YOU SNEAKIN FREAKIN BASTARD! I HOPE YOU ROTl' Cody smashed through the door and disappeared into the woods. That was the last I ever saw of im. Heard he died in jail down in Salem back in '55. But ya can't be too sure about these things. Anyway lack comes walkin out grinnin from ear to ear. The loggers was clappin and cheerin tor im; even the ones who bet against im. Someone called for Preacher Montee to get the book and settle the bets. But he was no- wheres to be found. All the stuff was gone. So was the mail pouch. The rat bastard had taken off with all the dough. 'tYessir. Jack Rivers was the Ace of Axes again. He got a new nickname after that day. Up and down the Columbia he was known as Jack Rivers; the Knave of Farts. The bus was stopping at Reedsport. The old man gathered his bottle and started to leave. l'Thanks for the story old man. I really dug it. But Jack Rivers, what- ever happened to him? Welp bub, you figger it out and let me know the next time ya see me. With that the old man shuffled off the bus. As soon as the door closed a odorous gas mixed with, then overcame the warm air of the bus heater. It was rising from the seat next to me. People were wrinkling their noses and looking my way. I sat with a rigid shiteating grin plastered on my face and disappeared behind my Rolling Stone. 19 Never Had a Saturday I used to look forward to Saturday, And I used to like the day just fine. It used to be the peak of my week, tCause Saturday was yours and mine. But the love we had just faded away, Like the seat of my worn-out jeans. And now that I find. you've busted my mind, Seems I've never had a Saturday. by Paul Larson photo by Sue Spacht a nature poem walking through the woods eating a bag of fritos, i stopped to watch a robin hunt for worms, then i hit him with a rock. -anonymous 22 Kutztown's dorms, as well as fraternities, were all involved in creating a spirit of enthusiasm for homecoming. The TKE fraternity won the float can- test with their unique calliope. The dorms were decorated in the circus theme, Deatrick Hall win- ning first prize and Beck placing as runner up. The thirteen girls that were competing for home- coming queen participated in a fashion show three days before homecoming. Clothing stores in Kutztown donated sports wear and evening attire to be modeled. At the close of the show five girls were announced as finalists; Jayne Heilman, Sue Lalik, Liz Smith, Gail Zombar, and Cindy Wisnesky. The day of the game brought alumni from all classes of Kutztown to watch the defeat of Cheyney State College. During halftime Liz Smith was An- nounced as queen and Cindy Zombar as runner up. Along with the annual Kutztown Hallo- ween parade, Halloween brought to campus many strange faces. If, by chance, you happened to attend the party in Berks Hall and that's a big 'tim you would have en- countered a bizarre array of costumed creepies who appeared quite convincing in their disguises. Take for instance, the couple posing as a cheerleader, and foot- ball player, or the nun, and priest. There were also several frightening disguises in- cluding a ghoul, and a hunchback. Awards were presented to those wearing the most effective costumes. If you happened to live off campus you may have witnessed an unusual display of even more eerie and amusing costumes at one of the many parties held downtown. So, let this be a warning to anyone brave enough to cross the DMZ after midnight next Halloween. You never know what gross creatures you may happen to run into on that awesome night-or any day of the week, for that matter. -By Sue Spacht 23 26 SWIMMING COACH IMSCHWEILER R. Dougherty, E. Flory, G. Hagenbuch, R. Heimbach. M. Henry, J. Hitchings, J. Hunsicker, J. Knaus, M. Littig, S. Maurer, K. McCornac, D. Muchorski, T. Picket, H. Reinhold, D. Steidel. Managers: D. Luigard, J. Muchorski, P. Taroti. Kutztown State's Swimming Team had to wait till the final swimmer in the final event of the season touched the wall before it realized it woutd have a winning season. Events like that are indicative of the type of season the swimmers experienced. The final record reads 7-6, but it could have easily been 10-3. Three of Kutztown's meets were determined by less than three points. How close, yet so far. Coach William lmschweiler's 1974 team proved to be the best ever. Although the 7-6 record matches that of 1972, the 1974 team established new school records in almost every event. Freshman Ed Flory set new standards in the 1000, 500, and 200 yd. freestyle events, and was a member of the record-breaking 400 freestyle relay team. During the dual meet sea- son, Ed was undefeated in every event he swam, ex- cluding relays. Another outstanding freshman, Rick Dougherty, set records in the 200 yd. backstroke and the 400 medley relay. Jamie HHundy Hunsicker, next year's Captain, set a record in the 200 yd. butterfly event. Flory, Hun- sicker, and 1974 Captain Kevin McCornac qualified for the NCAA Division III Championships at Alleghany College in Pennsylvania. Flory was the only one to attend. The season was interesting for the young squad. Every swimmer did his part to achieve a winning record. Next year's squad should again re-write the records and should show very well at the state meet. This year KSC placed eighth, with Flory, Dougherty, seniors Rick Heimbach, Dave Steidel, and Herbie Reinhold scoring the points. -Kevin McCorna'c WRESTLING COACH MclNTYRE D. Ames, T. Anspach, T. Bannon, C. Bittenbender, E. Carter, L. Cash, L. Cooker, G. Crosby, K. Dahms, R. Ferreira, T. Fleck, M. Glasmire, D. Graybill, L. Hamershock, J. Klock, T. Lawler, B. Penn, L. Quinones, G. Ream, G. Schenck, M. Shade, J. Sweitzer, L. Unger, E. Weaver. The 1974-1975 wrestling season proved to be a disappointing one for the Kutztown State grapplers. Their five wins and thirteen losses does not justify the performances of the in- dividuals involved. Many wrestlers fared very well in the seasonal competition. Tim Anspach, and George Schenk, the team leaders, sported 11-5, and 11-5-2 records respectively. The problem was that Kutztown did not have the team depth to fill the weight classes, and was forced to forfeit as much as four weight classes in some meets, which handed opponents six points for each forfeit. Four of the matches were decided by less than six points, and the forfeits proved to be the reason. Kutztown lost to Towson State of Maryland by six points, York College by only three points, Mansfield State again by only three points, and to Glassboro State of New Jersey by only one point. What a dif- ference the forfeits meant, not only in the matches, but also in the overall seasonal record. The line-up included five freshmen, three sophomores, no juniors, and only one senior-Captain Leo Quinones. Although Leo will be a loss, Coaches McIntyre, and Hinkel are optimistic about the 1975,1976 season, citing the experience of the young grapplers and the acquisition of recruits as the hopeful solution. Coach McIntyre is proud of the members of this year's squad, and speaks highly of their dedication and positive attitude. Kutztown's outstanding wrestling coach summed up the season by stating We have fine, talented and dedicated young men on our squad-just not enough of them. eKevin McCornac a JOHN HARTFO RD A folk concert by Blue Grass singers John Hartford, and Terry Beard was presented by the Student Activities Committee on Thursday, September 19, in the Schaeffer Auditorium. MAYNARD Maynard Ferguson, one of America's leading jazz trumpeters. made a return appearance when the college celebrated Parents' Day, on Saturday, Sept. 28, A free clinic was staged by the jazz band that morning, in the Schaeffer Auditorium, and Maynard joined the K80 marching band tdirected by Richard G. Wells, and Charles Scanzellot at halftime in the KSC-Miltersville State football game, in the afternoon. A major concert was presented at 8 pm. in the 4,000 seat arena in Keystone Hall. Popular with parents and students alike, Ferguson was well received by a large crowd. sw -, Ms? The Drill Flag Unit provides spectacular displays of color and pageantry through precision drills and formations for various shows. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Advisor The KSC Majorette Corps preforms twirls, routines, and fancy dancing and marching in their shows. They provide flash and staging to half- time shows and parades. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Advisor KSC TWIRLING CORPS 30 The Kutztown State College Rifle Corps is a vital organization that provides precision drills and rifle routines with pageantry flair. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Advisor The Kutztown State College Jazz Band provides jazz music of all styles from the past era to the pre- forms for functions such as dances and for concerts. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Director KSC JAZZ BAND 31 32 Imagination is the important word when one is considering Reader's Theatre-both performers and audience are limited only by their own imaginations. A feature which is evident at once is that the performances do not resemble regular stage plays. Since the main concern is interpretation, very few props are used, and te costumes are not elaborate. Success depends on the reader's ability to analyze the characters to the minutest detail. The charac- ters do not usually interact with each other, and all movements are coordinated so as not to detract from what someone may be saying. Depending on the theme they wish to emphasize or the mood they wish to create, the actors may choose from a variety of approaches, such as music, dance, or mime. Reader's Theatre performs to all types of audiences. They have performed at prisons, homes for the aged, and day-care centers, as well as on the KSC campus. Sometimes they perform at testi- vals held at Kutztown and other colleges, where they have a chance to see other groups perform and to receive helpful criticism. tln April a group attended a festival in BostonJ Reader's Theatre it open to all, and admission to the perform- ances are free. -Joyce Jones 33 FOOTBALL 54 P. Baker; 53 C. Boyd; 81 D. Buttaro; 10 T. Cashatt; 41 H. Chandler; 16 C. Clark; 14 A. Curro; lni. J. Cwik; 15 M. Daher; 72 C. Ben; 42 R. Emerson; 82 J. Evanousky; 56 A. Fineman; 60 D. Finger; 43 J. Fitz-Maurice; 75 B. Gabryluk; 84 C. Giosa; 46 G. Gisoldi; 11 D. Gliem; 83 G. Godshall; 73 B. Gowdy; 33 G. Grant; 44 B. Harper; 31 J. Hoban; 55 L. Hughes; 71 T. Irwin; 30 K. Keeler; 54 R. Keeiey; 12 D. LaMountain; 59 T. Lawler; 52 F. Lennon; 79 J. Lentz; 45 A. Lutkieicz; 57 8. McCurley; 87 P. McDermott; 66 R. McDonald; 74 D. Mayson; 65 c. Mease; 48 B. Messaros; 86 C. Pearson; 80 C. Fender; 18 A. Peru; 35 P. Redden; 85 R. Schaeffer; 76 G. Schenck; 58 J. Schlegel; 50 T. SchlegeI; 34 J. Schunk; 61 P. Soriero; 67 R. Stein; 26 G. Stout; 88 R. Stroup; 32 J. Sweitzer; 68 L. Unger; 21 B. Vishio; 70 S. Walmer; 62 D. Weir; 20 G. Whary; 51 F. William; 22 B. Wolff; 25 J. York. The Golden Bears' varsity football team almost broke even this year with a 4 win, 5 loss season. After losing their first four games, three of them by one touchdown, the team swept four of its last five games, ending the sea- son with a resounding 34-10 win over Mansfield. One of the best efforts of the season was against West Chester, the powerhouse of the Eastern Division. Kutz- town lost the game 30-21, but scored more points , ,, against West Chester than it ever had before. W 1 h t N - 3 Sophomore Bruce Harper led the offense with 510 ' ? 8' - , 1 15 yards gained. Kutztown State's defense held opponents t I x to 120 points for the season-the best defensive effort A since 1964. With many Iettermen returning, Coach Baldwin expects next year's team to post a winning record. 34 . Mi; 3? 1 rm 5ch wan :wwx-w James Cunnin AND Three days of seminars and performances were presented by the Acme Dance Company during its residency Monday, October 28, through Wednesday, October 30, at Kutz- town State College. The New York City-based dance company is directed by James Cunningham, Twho was born in Toronto, Canada and features seven dancers. The KSC Performing Dance Port- manteau, directed by Mrs. Deane Lenhart TAssistant Professor of Women's Health and Physical Educationt appeared on the pro- gram with the professional company. Formed in 1970, The Acme Dance Com- pany combines elements of yoga, acting, gham the Acme Dance CO. ballet, modern dance, singing, vocal, and movement improvisations, and rock dancing. While performing at KSC the troupe used as many as 50 locally recruited and rehearsed student performers. During recent years, the Company has appeared throughout the United States and in Canada, and England. A series of concerts in New York have been resounding successes, and the company is currently in its third year of touring under the auspices of the co- ordinated residency touring program of the federal agency. -By Andrea Differ 350 years ago, a young Irish man named Michael Hanneford started the circus tfeaturing Larry Leprechan and the Keebler Elvesi in his backyard. By the 1700's, his troupe had won favor with the nobility. Royal performances began and have been repeated traditionally be each generation. In 1915 Michael was quite elderly by theni the circus came to the United States. From there, it was, of course, inevitable that it would end up in Keystone Hall, and Madison Square Garden. by-Mark Ammerman 6X V w xo . o '0 ' N ..:.:'.'.' ' ! 33:18 354' :5: 90 0 ' g?tigofl'. w NW. WOODV ALLEIH This year Woody Allen took the KSC campus by storm. Three of his movies, Play It Again, Sam; Bananas; and Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But were afraid to ask, were shown on campus, and each time to a large, appreciative audience. The crowd that showed up to see Sex was ridiculous, one co-ed explains. The Georigan Dinning Hall was really packed. I had to stand all the way through the film. It was worth it though, that Woody Allen's fantastic! Allen's humor is wildly bombastic, and seems to be the perfect blend between the intellectual, and the slapstick. His comedy is uniquely his own. However, in a broad sense, it owes it's orgins to the early greats such as Chaplin, Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, and WC. Fields. Just as Chaplin had his own screen personality embodied in the little tramp, Allen has created his own screen image. His character is a wiry, paranoid little man who's up against the world. He's clumsy, a bomb with girls, and at heart, a pure coward who's not ashamed to show it. His albums, writings, and most notably, his films, all carry that fantastically vibrant quality of pure nuttiness which has come to be Woody Allen's trademark. He was born, Allen Stewart Konigsberg, in Flatbush, on Dec 1, 1935. Allen first launched his career while attending Midwood High School in Brooklyn, New York, by becoming the class clown. Even- tually, he began submitting some of his favorite original one-liners to newspaper columnists for publication. My first printed joke, he reminisces, was in a gossip column. 42 It read: Woody Allen says he ate at a restaurant that had 0.P.S. prices-over people's salaries.' It's poor by even the most generous standards. However, even the mighty oak was once a little sap. Woody's one-liners began appearing in the columns with growing frequency. One day, they caught the eye of Dave Alber, a press agent, who sought out the seventeen-year-old Allen, and signed him up as a gagman whose material would be used by performing comics. Woody recalls: Every day after school, I would take a subway to Manhattan, and knock out 30 to 40 gags for famous people to say. I was thrilled. I thought I was in the heart of show business. He was making a miserable $25 a week. He slowly managed to climb the ladder. His next jobs were writing for Herb Shriner, Pat Boone, Garry Moore, Art Carney, and Sid Ceaser. By this time he was raking in $1,500 a week. In 1961, prodded by his managers, Woody Allen made his debut as a performer at the Duplex in Greenwich Village. His first public appearances went over much the same as his first printed gags. Allen remembers: 'ilt was the worse year of my life, I'd feel this fear in my stomach every morning, the minute I woke up, and it would be there until I went on at 11 at night. Eventually he became more comfortable and was appreciated by the audiences. He soon began appearing at such clubs as The Blue Angle in New York, Mister Kelly's in Chicago, and the hungry i in San Francisco. This led to appearances on various television talk shows, including the Tonight Show. While Allen was appearing at The Blue Angel, the late producer, Charles Feldman, decided to give him a chance at screenwriting. The result was What's New, Pussycat, in which Woody had a minor role. It was a sexy, girlie picture of poor quality. Not exactly whatAIIen wanted, but the producer loved it and it made over 14 million dollars. Next came Casino Royale, the James Bond satire, which had Woody cast as 007's inept nephew. Allen began getting involved in recording at about this time. He now has three hit comedy albums to his credit. Allen admits that most of his comedy, even the most outrageous, is a form of conscious or unconscious autobiography. it is said that the origin of comedy lies in the heart of tragedy. This idea is greatly supported by the case of Woody Allen, who has gone through a tough childhood, two divorces, and psycoanalysis. In 1969 Allen wrote the hit Broadway play, Play It Again, Sam, which he later did as a movie. It was about a recently divorced tboob' with absolutely no luck with the ladies. This play, not sur- prisingly, coincided with his own recent divorce. What about heroes? Allen says: If you ask me who are my heroes, the answer is simple and truthful: George S. Kaufman, and the Marx Brothers. Hearing this may bring to mind the scenes in Allen's movie, uTake the Money and Run, in which the convict's tAllen'st parents are being interviewed by a TV reporter. To disquise their true iden- ities, they wear the plastic Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and mustache. But Allen's comedy is completely his own. Groucho Marx, him- self, says, HThey say Allen got something from the Marx Brothers. He didn't. He's an original. The best. The funniest. Speaking of original, Allen took a Japanese melodrama and dubbed in his own crazy, non-sequitur lines. The result was the hilarious What's Up Tiger Liily. Woody Allen is a regular contributor to the New Yorker magazine. tThe publication which carried much of the late James Thurber's worm Recently, a collection of Aliens humorous essays was released by the Warner Paperback Library. The book is entitled HGetting Even, and contains work which originally appeared in The New Yorker, Playboy, Evergreen Review, and The Chicago Daily News. It also contains several features written especially for the book, and has gotten brilliant reviews. Allen has written two hit Broadway plays, Don't Drink the Water and Play It Again, Sam, both of which have been produced as sucessful pictures. His movies include: HTake the Money and Run, ttBananas, HEverything You've Always Wanted to Know About Sex and Sleeper. Sleeper, his latest movie, has been rightly hailed as his best. It's the story of one Miles Monroe tWoodyt, who is cryogenically frozen in 1973, and thawed out in 2173. His adventures include everything from clubbing a man senseless whit a giant strawberry, to kidnapping a nose. It's fantastically funny and shouldn't be missed. Woody Allen has already earned himself a place in entertainment history alongside Charles Chaplin, Groucho Marx, and Stan Laurel, as one of comedy's greats. And the wonderful part about it is that he's still around and creating ever-brilliant comedy for us to enjoy. -Paul Larson 43 fXM 9Q; ARIES ma KW MARCH ll APRlLlo. FORCEFUL, SELF- Asszmwa, L073 0F DRIVE AND IN- nwmvc, QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP, FIERce-TEMFERED, CAPABLE OF GIVING ULCERS , A REAL MIN AT TIMES. GEM INI mums? MAY '11 JUNE 9.1. RESTLESSWEASATlLefjACK oF ALL TRADEyJ ovaa- ARWMENTATNE, 1M- SWCERE7EMTERTAIMING, OTHERS boRN UNDER GEMINI '. CHANG, AND ENG EUNKER. LEO UIONB: IULY23' AUG.23. DOMiNANT, A LEADER, A VERY JUST PERSON, FAITHFUL To A FRIEND7 DELIGHTS IN HIS PLEASURE, WARM, OUT- GOING, A 6000 ACTOR. chmwwrso, RESouacE m, VIRGOWIRGINN AuczWSEPT 23. 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Denni Jones Ceil ................................... Ginger Moser Mrs. Petrano .......................... Mary Anne Taylor Fleur Stein ........................... Diane Breininger Bob Stein ............................... Mark Thomas Delivery Boy ............................. Brett Krasnov Director: Roberta Crisson Stage Manager: G. Vladimir Rusen Technical Daign ......................... Marilyn McKay Lighting Design ......................... Robert Reineclie Three sisters, all schoolteachers, have problems. Catherine is a lush and keeps hamburger in a candy box. Anna keeps a gun in the family picture album. Ceil is married to the man Catherine expected to marry. Realistic? Yes. Grotesque? Yes. Human? Very much so. The Drama Club staged AND M183 REARDON DRINKS A LITTLE in the Little Theatre. Reviews? Enthusiastic. Ensemble playing led to precise timing and good balance. Audiences identified with the fragileness and psychological problems of the characters. 47 CAMPUS MEDIA When an epidemic of apathy swept over American colleges, with the opening of the 1970's, KSC, for once in its long history, found itself in step with the times. Though it is probably true, as one student recently put it, that the only kind of movement that has ever taken place at KSC is a bowel movement, student life over the past two or three years seems to have progressed from blissful slumber to a deep coma. Practically every student organized activity besides sex, partying, and frizzbee throwing has suffered, with the demise of the various campus media being es- pecially dramatic. Publication of the college newspaper all but ceased last fall and only the direct intervention of the Student Government Board has assured its contiuance. Both the Mouth, KSC's equivalent of an underground news- paper, and the Essence, the literary magazine, have faded from the scene altogether. A small newspaper put out last November by the Women's Action Group displayed such embarrassingly sloppy journalism that it would doubtless have set the feminist movement back a decade or so had it survived its debut issue. The radio station, perhaps the only communications medium to remain adequately and competently staffed, has been so beset by technical pro- blems, and attracted so few listeners, that many remain unaware of its existence. Even graffiti is becoming a lost art in KSC's venerable hallways and Iavatories. The plight of the major campus media calls for some analysis, and what follows is a series of brief articles writ- ten, where possible, by individuals personally involved with them dealing with the Keystone, WKSC radio, the Campus TV, the Hallbanger, Essence, and the Mouth; how they have fared up till now, and what tif anyt prospects they have for the future. KEYSTON E The Keystone began publication in the Fall of 1934. Since then, it has continued going to press each academic year with the exception of a few years in the Forties when paper was being conserved for the war effort. At this time, the school was known as Kutztown State Teachers College. A yearning to teach was the prime moti- vational force behind most of the students enrolled here and, perhaps desiring to be better-rounded in their pro- fession, or perhaps looking forward to the extra income earned by high school newspaper advisors, many of them joined The Keystone staff. During the alleged HSilent Fifties, the average enrollment for the paper staff was approximately twenty-to-twenty-five people. Apparently, the paper came out weekly or bi-monthly sometimes and was well received. Staff size remained fairly constant through the Fifties and into the mid-to-late Sixties. Then, inexplicably, it began 48 to dwindle. While other colleges and universities across the country were undergoing considerable administrative7stu- dent upheaval due to the rapid increase in student involve- ment, the reverse seemed to be happening at Kutztown. Under the editorship of Ron Borkert in 1970, the Keystone staff, which was small but close and dedicated, was able to publish a paper every week if not more often. This was at the height of the Vietnam conflict, the protesting of which remained a major theme of Keystone policy for four suc- cessive years 0969-19731. When Mark Burfete resigned as Editor at the end of the Fall, 1972 semester, a triumvirate made up of the three most experienced staff members was formed. The Keystone itself was divided into three major interest groups: theople, edited by Pris Sowers; Written and Performing Arts, edited by Betty Hatch; and HVisual Arts, edited by Dan Barry. Each week one of these interest areas was highlighted in that week's issu e, thereby easing the sometimes-trying burden of editorship, since each of the three interest areas surfaced only once every third week. The staff was minimal during this revolutinary 1972-73 school term, but the quality of their papers was generally quite high. They were well-written and artistically laid out. As originally planned, The Keystone would have been under a co-editorship during the 1973-74 year. It was announced in April of '73 that Dan Barry and myself would jointly manage the newspaper and oversee its production. Late that summer, however, Dan accepted an advertising position in California and moved to the Coast. With initial inspiration provided by former editor Betty Hatch, the original '73-'74 staff of ten began printing a bi-monthly paper with the major theme Get Nixon Out. By the beginning of the second semester, the staff had fallen off to two full-time and three part-time tvery part-timei members. No explanation was ever sought or offered for the declining interest in a campus newspaper, but the general consensus was that after the period of intense in- volvement and interest during the late Sixties and early Seventies, student attitudes were returning to conservativism and non-motivation. There had been in past years frequent falling-outs between the Keystone staffs and the current Student Government Boards. There were more disagreements during the '73-'74 year. At the end of the Spring, 1974 semester, SGB made its move by declaring that it would take over the production of a campus newspaper. When this present year started, a bemused former Key- stone staff looked on while the months of September and October came and went without a trace of the SGB- managed newpaper in evidence. Finally, in November, two former staffers tthe two Hfull-timers'd joined forces and put together an issue of their own just to get something .. '0 u? 7? 51? es xv . xx Se on the stands. Unknown to them, SGB was also putting a paper together at the same time. The two HKeystones finally met, merged their papers and the first issue of the 1974-75 academic year was circulated during the third week of November. Later, a Fortieth Anniversary Issue was re- leased in two parts-one just before and one right after the Christmas break. SGB reclaimed the Keystone again at the beginning of second semester and, favored by luck this time, began publishing on a bi-monthly basis. The future of the Keystone remains cloudy at the time this is written, but present indications are that next year thisforty-one year old campus institution will return once again to its traditional, if somewhat cumbersome existence. There will probably continue to be more SGB intervention than there has been in previous years. The Keystone will remain a cumbersome responsibility for a few dedicated stalwarts until enough people become involved to ease and to share the burden. Once you have worked for the Keystone, it is always llyour paper. -H. Maute Established in 1967 as a student owned and operated radio station, WKSC has had hundreds of students pass through its halls and out into the radio broadcasting pro- fession. Many have become newsmen, music directors, production managers, advertising and business directors, and some have earned the most popular jobs in the business today as disc jockeys. The activities of the average announcer of'disc jockey are quite varied on a station like WKSC, and it's a perfect place to find out the good and bad points of the profession. All training and orientation takes place at the station and is conducted for, and by, the student members. The main benefits of working at a station like WKSC are the chance to learn the basics of becoming a radio announcer, and also being able to broadcast to a small college audience who appreciate local news and music programs. Over the past few years, WKSC has changed managers and formats at a startling rate of about two every year. Two of the best station managers of WKSC during the last three years were Jay Doudna and Steve Long. They worked hard to make WKSC an important part of the Kutztown State Campus during the 1972-73 and 1973-74 school years. Jay was the stabilizing force during the hectic '72-'73 school year and played a major part in getting WKSC back to a state of respectabiltiy with the campus audience. When he arrived at the station in September of 1972, there was no format, very little quality production work, and prac- tically no organized staff. In a few months, Jay completely reorganized, refurnished, and repainted the studios. He also brought together a new staff of highly talented people, who worked well together and made great progress in providing new and interesting forms of entertainment. WKSC had been broadcasting a mixture of Top-40 and Progressive, formats during the 1972-73 season after we learned from a survey tthat was taken showing about a 50.50 consensus on campust about what types of music and programming students wanted to hear. Jay Doudna left WKSC in 1973 tafter graduationt and is now working in Philadelphia, as the manager of a radio station for the blind. Shortly thereafter Steve Long became the station manager and helped, during his nearly two- year stay, to build the type of format that would be the most popular with the largest possible student audience. Many students at Kutztown seem to be apathetic towards any type of campus communication. Some students I talked to a few years ago said that HI wouldn't listen to WKSC when there are other stations I can listen to on my radio. Granted, KSC is not the best A.M station on the air, but we have tried to make it the best possible with the facilities and staff that are available. Staff members at WKSC get no college credits, or salary for their work and they work many hours to pre- sent professional-sounding types of entertainment. During the 1973-74 school year, WKSC began to face obstacles other than student apathy. The main obstacle being the faulty broadcasting equipment. Transmitters and power lines were finally repaired, and we were back on the air fuII-time during the Spring '74 semester, and a new format devised by Steve Kowalski, proved to be very popular on campus. It finally looked like WKSC was be- coming the success we had all hoped for. When the September 1974 semester began, we hoped to start off with new and more diversified types of program- ming, but once again our high hopes didn't last long. Faulty and over-used equipment talong with a few unco- operative engineerst kept us off the air almost the entire 1974-75 school year. WKSC was only able to broadcast by way of special lines to the lobby of the Bear's Den. The countless students, who have worked many long and hard hours to provide entertainment for their friends and fellow students at Kutztown State, can be proud of the work they've done at WKSC. I, as one of the students who helped WKSC through its many good and bad semesters, am very proud to have been able to contribute to a very important part of campus communications and entertainment. -AI Hummel TV Through a glass darkly. That was to have been one of the first locations for Kutztown's use of television. In the Rickenbach Research and Learning Center there were small rooms housing television cameras, disguising the cameras, in fact, like the menacing mirror sunglasses of motorbike dudes, or those elaborate observation booths in prisons or psychiatric clinics. We watch, but you don't know we watch. The plan was to scan and observe teaching methods in the newly built uLab School. It never worked. The glass was too dark. Student teachers kept looking at themselves in the mirrors. Kids scotch-taped their drawings on the glass. Filing cabinets and other clutter got in the way. The Committees discussed plans for building up the tele- vision services, for laying T.V. cables between existing buildings and insuring their existence in all new facilities. Harrisburg supplied the money, more and7 or less as those mysterious moods affect those who control such matters. The proposal for a 8.8. degree in Television Production was formalized in 1970 when the first Rationale And long Range Plan For K.S.c. Television Services was drawn up under the guidance of Dr. Robert Fina, Dirctor of Television Services. Most of what has happened in television at Kutz- town has been through the efforts of Dr. Fina. The degree program has been approved by the Curriculum Committee and now awaits final approval by Harrisburg. If implemented, courses will be offered in September, 1976. That's six years! A beam of light could travel to the nearest star and half way back by that time! There are three things to remember about television: It is complex. It calls for teamwork. It takes money. Kutztown is long on the first of those, short onthe last. But things have happened. Students are out shooting tapes of campus events throughout the year. There is a tele- vision club. Introductory television courses have been offered during the summer session and, most recently, dur- ing the interim semester. A group of six television courses has been approved by the appropriate agencies of the college and await scheduling. There have also been several attempts to co-operate with the local Keystone Cable system by offering several hours of news and specials to the local viewing public. And this spring color came at last. Color cameras and taping equipment are being readied for use this coming fall. The color van which can usually be seen parked next to the Lab School should be operational by then. The initial dark glass is about to be replaced by a rainbow! -H.D. Eshleman HALLBANGER The Hallbanger has been the best of newspapers and the worst of newspapers. While probably more copies of the Hallbanger pass through the hands of students en route to the wastebasket than is the case with even the Keystone, and though the staff of this specialized resident publication has never fallen below four or five, tunlike the staffs of either the Keystone or the Mouthi its readers seem never quite sure of its pourpose, so changed has it been from one semester to the next. The Hallbanger was first published in the fall of 1973 through a joint effort of what, prior to the formation of the Resident Student Union, was Resident Men's Association and Resident Women's Cooperative Association. The express pourpose of the Hallbanger was, of course, to unite resident men and women by serving as a resident newspaper. Under the editorship of Greg Morrison and Sharon Zernhelt, pres- idents respectively of RMA and RWCA, a number of mimeo- graphed pages filled with news, gossip, jokes, and assorted trivia graced the resident mailboxes all through the fall semester. As such a disorganized potpourri, the Hallbanger had a certain offbeat charm. But many accused it of triviality, including Dave Heffelfinger and Pat Kilroy, vice presidents of RMA and RWCA, who su bsequently assumed editorship. A content of clear, informative, and fairly interesting articles now gave the Hallhanger more the feel of a news- paper while maintaining a respectable standard of quality. Come fall 1974, the Hallbanger took a turn for the worse. lt came to be dominated by Heffelfinger twho admits to having lost rapport with his staffl and one of the only three issues published that semester was nothing more than his personal endorsement of Drew Lewis in the then current Pennsylvania gubernatorial race. In December, Heffel- finger, prudently resigned from the staff, together with Pat Kilroy, leaving Jeff Bieber as the new editor. Under Bieber and his assistant editor, Cindy Bortz, the spring Hallbanger returned to a more varied and objective format. Unfortunately, its staff of five was generally lacking in ability and its material, save for a couple of insipid poems, suffered from a literary style akin to that of a Sears 8i Roebuck catalogue. By standards both of esthetics and popularity, the Hallbanger plummeted. At this writing, Bieber and his doughty staff are ambitious about next semester's Hallbanger. They aim for greater student input and a looser format in upcoming issues. These young journalists must, for all this, merit our ad- miration, if not for having the good sense to throw in the towel, at least for their dogged perseverance. ESSENCE 0n the table in the North Student Center where the Keystone, the Faculty Brief, and other handouts are dis- tributed, one may still be able to find a stack of 9x12 manila envelopes. These innocent-Iooking sheaths contain the 1973 issue of Esscence, KSC's onetime literary magazine. Just how copies of this magazine are still left two years after publication should prove no mystery, given its unbound disarranged format and the conservative tastes of most KSC students. Why no issue of Essence have come out since then, may however, require some explanation. Essence first appeared in 1960 as a magazine of student art and creative writing. Until 1973 it appeared annually, or even semiannually, on a regular basis. Despite occasional lapses into mediocrity and the often amusing scandals that arose from the use of profane language and controvercial subject matter, Essesnc seems to have fu nctioned smoothly for most of its lifespan. Staffs were large and diverse, ideas fresh, and much of the artwork of a quality all too rare in KSC's present fine arts department. After 1970, Essence began, gradually and inexplicably, to decline. The size of the staff, no less than the variety and quality of the work published, ebbed to such a degree that even the Student Government Board finally came to question the worth and relevance of the whole affair. This situation climaxed when the 1973 Essence, largly under the direction of Peter Paulson, and Dean Wright, made its inauspicious appearance. Though not without its merits tincluding sev- eral pieces of superb art workt the slapdash and pretensious 1973 Essence aroused the disgust of everyone concerned, particularly because of the loose put-it-together-yourself manner in which it was presented. And, what was worse, the staff, with its advisor, Dr. Lindeman, used such sloppy financial proceedures that it overstepped its budget by sev- eral hundred dollars, barely aboiding a lawsuit. During all of the following year, few even spoke of resurrecting the literary magazine nor was the Student Government Board in any mood to finance another such fiasco. At this writing, one determinee student, Cindy Quacken- bush, is attempting to roll the stone from the tomb, having already gathered a few interested students and pre- sented the Student Government with a modest budget request. While no budget has yet been granted, there seems every possibility that Essence will be giben high priority when surplus 1974-75 funds are counted and distributed. Hopefully, Ms Quackenbush's creative enthusiam will not be wasted. MOUTH KSC has not always been a hotbed of radical reform and educational experimentation. As recently as the fall of 1969, this college operated under a code of rules and traditions scarcely believable. A handbook for women students en- titled This Way, Please contained the statement that Honly a tramp would appear in shorts or slacks before 5:00 PM. in public, amongst a host of memorable passages setting dress codes, curfews, table manners and everything else that its neo-Victorian authors didn't overlook. On what was then the men's side of the DMZ, a few shameless Iibertines struggled to obtain limited hours of open door dorm visitation. Incoming freshmen were subject, at the hands of their fellow students, to a sadistic customs program that admirably prepared them for four years of demoraliza- tion at the hands of arrogant professors and patronizing administrators. At this point in medieval Kutztoqnian history, Bob Millar, and Dennis Carson tGraphics advisor to the 74 Keystoniat helped found Voice, an organization whose purpose it was to promote constructive change at K30 and to foster greater student awareness of vital campus and world issues. Voice's chief instrument, the Mouth, began as a biweekly organizational newsletter but quickly came to be regarded as the college Hunderground newspaper. From its first mimeographed one-page issues, the Mouth leveled unsparing criticism at administration, faculty, and not least of all, student government. Nor were Nixon, the Vietnam war, and repressive laws far down on the list of targets. Voice membership was about nine during its first year but shrank very gradually as time went on, though the quantity and quality of Mouth issues long remained consistent. The strength of the organization was centered in Mouth editor, Bob Millar, who was a skillful, prolific writer, a member of the American Civil Liberties Union, and onetime vice pres- ident of the Student Government Board and treasurer of the Student Activities Committee. With Millar's graduation in 1973, the Mouth floundered. Nearly as inimical as the loss of his guidance and energy, was the lethargy that seemed increasingly to infect KSC with the fall 1973 semester. The opening of a coed dorm and extended visitation hours had stilled what little student discontent remained from the previous spring twhen 24 hour dorm visitation had been the goal of an angry, united student effortJ I became editor of the Mouth and some- how managed to get out four erratically-timed issues twritten mostly by myself and non-Voice contributorst for all of that year. Linda Frederick then assumed editorship in the fall of 1974 with me as her only staff member. Uncertain that Voice tor KSCt was worth resuscitating, Ms Frederick proved no more industrious an editor than she had a staff writer, and much tediously prepared material collected dust. The first fall issue didn't appear until November and an aborted December issue finally demonstrated the utter futility of our efforts. Voice, and with it the Mouth was quietly put to rest. The biggest obstacle facing KSC's communications media is the fact that involvement with them offers the students little reward, save for a very worthwile educational ex- perience, and may, in fact, entail considerable sacrifice. Efforts to have credit granted for staff membership on the Keystone. WKSC. etc. have inevitably become bogged down in questions of faculty supervision vs student creative freedom. Luckily, there are still a handful of students at KSC for whom shouting Wake up, everybody! in a drunken stupor at 3 AM. on a weekend morning is an inadequate meansof personal expression. While most, if not all, of the major campus media have touched rock-bottom within the past year or two, there have been some remarkable improve- ments twitness the Keystoniat which give cause for optim- ism. To the query, His there intelligent life in Kutztown, we can still respond with a fairly confident yes. -Ron Perry 51 setting: A rather small, middle class. apartment, situated somewhere in New York City. The entire stage is taken up by the living room. There are four doors leading lrorn this room. Two doors are in the backstage wall. facing audience; the main door Heading to the apartment's extetior halD stage right; and the kitchen door-stage left, with two remaining doors situated in the side wall, stage left In this side wall, the upstage door enters the bathioom, whereas the backstage door enters the bedroom. In the middle ol the main room there is a couch, facing the audience. Thete is an endlable against the couch on the stage left side. Thete is a stereo system against the corner of the back- stage wall and the stage left wall. There is a small bar situated in the middle of the stage tight wall. Time: Very late evening. scene 1 Curtain opens to reveal DONALD pacing very rapidly and nervously in front of the couch. He is pacing back and forth across the stage. He is dressed smartly in a tie and blazet. As he paces he begins talking to himself, at- tempting to convince himself that he shouldn't be nervous. DOII: Ok-oli. Now . . . calm . . . down. There's nothing to worry ahout-nothing at all. It's all very simpIe-simple and neat-the perfect crime! the paces silently tor a few momentst lusing lingerst Now, let's see, my wile left on Saturday, she comes back on Wednesday, and tonight is Tuesday. She won't be back until late tomorrow night because the bus . . . tstops and hunts nervously through his pockets for the bus scheduIe-linds it, finally, and readst . . . 52 the bus . . . doesn't leave Scranton for New York until 9:30 P.IA. . . . That's night. isn't it? Let's see, MA.- morning, P.M.-night, A.M.-P.M.'Right! 9:30 P.M., which means she shouldn't get here until around 12:30 or so tomorrow night. Fine. That'll give me plenty of time to get the girl dressed and out of here tomorrow morning- even it we oversleep! tbegins pacing againl . . . A . . . she should be here any minute now, a . . . let's see . . . did I forget anythingM . . . the list-the list! tsearches pockets frantically and finally brings out a folded piece of paper and a pent Oli-oli. A . . . now let's see...a...herewego...a...Brushteethwithsexy toothpastkcheck! Use mouthwash-check! Use teeth whitener-check! Put on sexy aftet shave Iotion-checli! Extra couple of sprays with deodorant-checlil Romantic Iighting-tlooks around room-shrugst-check! Sexy air treshener-ooops! lpulls can of splay from pocket and sprays it with ridiculous generosity through the room.- cough-oough-check! Soft, sexy mood music-music? My God, I almost forgot the music! truns backstage to the stereo and sorts thtough pile of recordsl A . . . a. . . let's see . . . Biff Rose. no. A . . . Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Led Zeplin, hmmm, hmm . . . Alla! Here we go. tputs record ont Soft, sexy, mood muslc-check! All right. twalks over to hart Bar's stocked! tglancing aroumD That's it! I'm all set! I'm all set lglances at watchl and she's late. She's late? Oh, no. She's late! Maybe . . . a . . . maybe she got lost coming over here! or maybe she got mugged! . . . Oooh, maybe she got raped! tputs hand in mouth, bites down on it making a sad, pathetic little noiset Ah, may be she just decided not to come. I mean, what the heck would she want to have to do with me anyway?-a big time night cl dance! like her. tdmmilyt Lolly La Rose. tsight A b time beauty like her has got to have better things to - than hang around with clowns like me. Oh, well, maybe it's all let the best. I really didn't want cheat on Margret, anyway. tsits on coucht You know, I' GLAD she's not showing up, you know that? I am real glad. tdoorbell ringsl It's het! She's here! That's het! tjumping up with gr joy and excitement. He runs lrantically around the roo setting pillows just right, smoothing his hair, a straightening his tie, etc. He then hurries up to t door. and with his hand on the knob, gives his hair a I bit of smoothing down, and his tie a final bit of straigh ening, followed by a nervous little clearing of the thr- . He then turns the knob. The doot doesn't open. He tur the knob again, this time a little harder. Still nothin He now turns the knob frantically. and finally angril lmaking him even more frantic is the constant, annoyi ott-and-on ringing of the doorbell all the whiIeJ 0 Damn! Not this again! The Iock's stuck. Damn! I to Margret to get this thing fixed last week! lsearches pockets frantically lor key, finally finds it and ins it into Ioclo. It's ridiculous having to use a key to get 0 of your own apartment! Unlocks door, sticks keys in h pocket, takes a second trying to compose himself, a finally swings open the door. scene 2 DOI: Oh, a-Miss La Rose. Oh-please come in, plea the stands to one side and she hounces-bubbles pa him and well into the room. He glances back at her make sure she isn't watching, then he steps into t doorway and takes a quick, obvious look up and down the outside hallway. making sure no one has been watching. Satisfied, he reenters the room, closing the door behind him, and giving the knob a quick little back and forth turn to make sure it's locked. tTakes the coat she handed him and lays it on corner of couchJ OLLY: eeew! What a scrumptious little bachelor pad you have here, Donny-poo! I III: Oh, well, it's not much, but we caII-I mean l-l call it home. OLLY: Oh, I think it's just scrumptious! Simply scrumptious! I III: Oh, well, thank you Miss La Rose. the stands there smiling back at her stupidly for an awkward tew mo- ments. Then, suddenly thinkingn Oh! Oh, won't you please sit down iindicates the far corner of couch, near the end-table, and helps her thereJ OllY: eew! Thank you very muchly! You're such a gentle- man I IN: tblushes at the compliment from the goddesst 0h, ha-ha. tthere is another silent, noticeably uncomfortable pauseI III: 0h! Would you like something to drink, Miss La Rose? OLLY: 0h, now that would be scrumptious! III: A . . . what you have? OLLY: A whiskey-sour, it you don't mind, and make it nice and sour. I I ll: . . . nice and sour? OLLY: eew, yes! tspeaking slowly and sensuoustI I just love the way it makes my lips pucker up, and my mouth feel all sexy and juicy inside. tpuckers lips sexilyI III: tstares at her-he swallows hardt Ca . . . ca . . . coming right up! the turns to get the drinks, but his body seems to turn first, with his head reluctantly tol- Iowing only when it is forced to by sheer physical limi- tations. When he gets behind the bar he's all thumbs, and tumbling hastily, he mixes the drinks. Here he is facing out into the room, so he is continually distracted by her as he works. While he is behind the bar, Lolly is looking about the room pertly, stupidly taking everything in. DONALD finishes and carries drinks over to couch. He hands one to her dripping it a little as he does. I II: Ooops! tnervous little lauzht ha-ha. OllY: Eeew! tmoving her legs a littIeI Little drippy! I III: Ha-ha-yeah-ha-ha. DONALD sits down on couch, beside her. istage right of hert They are facing each other, with knees touching. rill: tClicking glasses lightly with hers in a toastI Well, score! iquicklytl mean skoai-skoal! ttlusteredt LOLLY: idoesn't notice his Freudian slip. She holds her glass up and says, very sensuouslyI Between my lips, and over my tongue, look out tummy, here it comes! tchuckles stupidlyt. They click glasses lightly again, and drink.I LOLLY: eeew! Nice and sour! Look! See! See! my lips start to pucker! eeew! They're getting all puckery and tingly all over! tpuckers lips sensuouslyI DON: Staring at her moving lips and wetting his own as he stares. He reaches a shaking hand up to his mouth, touching his lips lightly, then finally putting his whole finger into his mouth, and finally biting down on it. He makes a pathetic little whiney noise out of longing rather than paint tHe then quickly gulps the remainder of his drink, throwing head back far in doing so, and then just sits there breathing heavilyJ DON: tvoice starts off squeakyI Do you. . . . a . . . tcoughI . . . do you want another drink? LOLLY: ilooks down into her glasst Yes, I do believe I could do with a replenishment! tfinishes rest, and puckers lips seiny again, closing her eyes as she does sot tDonald, trance-Iike, removes the glass from her hand, goes back behind the bar, and stares at her all the while he is mixing the drinks. Lolly has begun to look around the room some more, she spots a framed photo- graph on the end table right next to her. She picks up the photo and examines itI LOLLY: Who's this? DO : A . . . a . . . Here's your drink! iwalking towards herI LOLLY: Who's this, Donny-pooY-in this picture. DOII:A...a...my...my...mother,yeah,that'swho it is, it's my mother! l0llY: Who's this with her? . . . Oh! It's you Donny, it's you, isn't it, Donny? It's you! DON: A . . . well . . . yeah. Here-here's your drink. LOLlY: My, Donald, your mother looks so young! DON: Yeah-ha-ha-a, lots of people say that. Here. Here's your drink! Nice and sour. I.0I.lY: Donny-poo, how come your mother is wearing a wedding dress? DON: thanding her the drinkI Here! Drink it before it gets sweet. lOLlY: Donny, why's your mother in a wedding dress? DON: Be. . . Because she's married. lOLlY: For the first time? DON: Yeah, yeah, isipping his drinkt HmmmI-good! Here, taste yours. l0I.I.Y: Then how come you're there, Donny? . . . tGaspl- putting her hand up to her mouthI Does this mean you were born out of wedlockI-tpauseI-But how come you're so old in this picture? Your mom certainly waited a long time to get married. DON:Yeah . . . a . . .well, she wanted to be sure. l0llY: You mean she didn't even know who did it until then? DON: No - no, I mean she wanted to be sure they were really in love before they did anything serious. LOLLY: taccepting thist ooh. tnodding knowingly, she replaces the pictureJ tHe looks up at the ceiling, shaking his head. After a slight pause they again click glasses and begin drinkingJ DON: tlooking dreamily into her eyest Lolly La Rose. That's a beautiful name. IOLLY: 0h, thanks very muchly! DON: It's got sort ot a musical quality about it. La Rose. l0llY: You know, that means rose in foreign! DON: Oh, it does? lOLLY: It surely does. But that's not my real name, you know. DON: It's not? LOLle No. DOII: What's your real name? IOLLY: tproudly, puffing out chestI Lolly Lanski! DON: Well, that's musical too. l0llY: Yeah. Someone once told me it sounded like a polka. DON: Well, then why did you bother changing it? L0llY: It was purely for theatrical reasons. For show biz, it you know what of I speak. DON: I see. lOLLY: Now, it's not as it I was ashamed of being of Polish extension, or anything. No. sir, I'm proud of my polish anticediants! That's where I get my big blue eyes, my naturally blond hair, and my fair confection. I am proud of my native homeland! 00 : 0h, were you born in Poland? LOLLY: And just what kind of a crack is that! DON:Wha...I...Ididn't... l0llY: Are you trying to imply that I'm stupid or something? DON: N0, N0. Nothing like that at all. It was just that you 53 mentioned Poland as your native homeland, and I was just wondering if you were born there, that's all. Really! lOLLY: Well, all right, then. DON: Well, were you? LOLLY: Were I what? DON: Were you born in Poland? LOLLY: Well, no. Not exactly. DON: How close? LOLLY: Brooklyn. But that's not important. It's the spirit of pride I have for my Polish extensions that counts! Don't you agree? DON: teyeing her extensionsl A . . . yeah. Yes! It's what's up front that counts. Yeah. By all means! lOLLY: traises drink to propose another toastl Well, here's mud in your face! tthey clink glasses and drinkl tDonald watches her expectantly as she takes a second swallowl DON: Does-does it make your lips all puckery and tingly? lOLLY: eeew! Yes, teyes closed and lips puckeringl See! eeew! They feel so all tingly and moist and sexy. oooh, it just gives me little goose bumpies all over my body! 0 the while she's been saying this, slowly and sen- suously, she has been moving and puckering her lips sensuously, her eyes closed. And Don has been eating it all upahe's dazed, in her sweet power. And all this while he has been moving slowly towards her, closer, and closer and all the while never taking his wide, hungry eyes from her lips, and unconsciously moving his lips just as she is moving hers. He moves closer. as it pulled by a magnet-slowly and steadily. until finally, their lips meet. They begin kissing passionately. She reaches behind her and sets her halt-filled glass on the end-table. Then she wraps her arms around him. Then she snuggles her body up against him slinkily. He is totally out of control. His arms move all around in a swimming-type movement. Finally twith his half-filled glass still in his handl he wraps his arms around her, spilling the remainder of his drink down her luscious back. LOLLY: tjumping to her teetl EEEEEEEE! When she jumps up like she does, it leaves Don falling lace-tirst on the couch, where she just was, floundering as he goes. Her scream scares the hell out of him, it wakes him from his beautiful dream. He scrambles to his feet, grabbing hold of LOLLY by her shoulders, and looks scarey-eyed around the room expecting to see a charging beast or something. When he doesn't he turns to LOLLY, trying to find out what the heck is going on. DON: WHA? - WHA? Lolly, what is it? What happened, huh? What's the matter? Did I bite your lip or some- thing? Huh? What? 54 lOLLY: No, no! You dummy-poo! You spilled your ickey cold drink all down Lolly's ittsy back! 00 : Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. I . . . I didn't mean it, I'm sorry. It musta' just slipped. lOLLY: 0h, all over my pretty dress! DON: I'm sorry. I really am. I'll pay for the cleaning bill, 'ot course, and it you can't get it cleaned like you want it, I'll buy you a new one-iust like it, if you want! OK? I'm awfully sorry. LOLLY: Oh, that's ok. I just feel so . . . so ickey! DON: I'm really very sorry. lOLLY: I think maybe I'd better take a shower. Do you mind, Donny? I just feel so . . . ickey! DON: No-no, I don't mind, not at all. Go right ahead. tpointingl The shower's right in there. You'll find towels and everything you need. tpointing againl Yeah, right in there. LOLLY: tafter having tried to open zipper on back of dressl 0h, Donny, could you please undo me? DON: Huh? LOLLY: Could you unzip my little zippy-poo, back there, Donny? I always have trouble getting it. DON: 0h, yeah-sure! tNervously wipes the front and back of his hands off on his pants, and with excited fingers, he opens the zipper ttongue between his teethl he pulls it down, slowly following it down all the way with his headJ LOLLY: Thank you Donny-poo. tshe turns and pinches his cheekl You're so sweet! DON: Is . . . is there anything else you'd like me to help you take off? Anything at all? LOLLY: tSmilingl No thanks Donny-poo, I can manage from here just line. 00 : tnotably disappointedl 0h. lOLLV: But don't you go away. I'll be out of there quick like a bunny, all clean, and shiny, and fresh. Now don't you go find someone else to play with while I'm in there. I'll be right back! tShe holds his face with one hand, she is holding her dress up in the front with the other, and gives him a deep passionate kiss on the mouth. He wasn't quite expecting this. Before he can put his stunned arms around her to ensure a longer kiss, she breaks gently away and bounces into the bathroom tupper stage Iettl, shutting the door behind hem scene 3 utter the door closes, Don stands perfectly still staring at the closed door. His arms are held out in front of him, still wrapped around her imaginary torml DON: wow. the turns out towards audience, his arms still held in her shapel Wow! the shakes his head, back and forth, smiling, puts his hands into his pocketsl WOW! the begins to do some nonsensical little dance of joy, and begins strutting around the stage, in a dance type manner, acting real cool. He begins singing very ama- teurlyl: If they could see me now, that old gang of mine, with this super mama with her forty-nines! tmakes gesture with his hands in front of his chest, indicating great massl. tHe stops and stands lacing out in to the audience, and proudly, and loudly, with great take professionalism singszl 0h, they'd never believe it! tgoes back to dancing- singingl It that gang could see me now! Ta-da-de-ta-da- daa! tgives a fancy little end step-smiles. Walks around in a small circle. Stops, facing audience, hands in pockets, again smilingl. WOW! Then-singing and dancing-he removes her coat from couch and puts it in bedroom. tHe sings in da-da's as he acts 'cool' and sort of dances around the room, straight- ening up the glasses, putting them behind the bar, and straightening up the bar, and fixing up pillows on the couch, etc. Suddenly the door-bell rings. He dances right up to answer it. the lock is stuck again, forcing him to use his key, but he doesn't seem to mind this little annoying inconvenience this time, he just keeps right on singing. He unlocks the door and swings it open. He freezes, and stands for a moment staring and motionlessJ scene 4 tsuddenly a woman throws herself at Donald, from the outer hall. She holds him, and hugs him tightly about the neck, then gives him a big wet kiss on his mouth. He is still stunnedJ I I: tweaklyi Margret. MIG: Surprise, Donald, surprise! Ha-ha! Oh, it I only had a camera! You should see the expression on your face! Donald, you look so surprised! Ha-ha! II: What happened? Why are . . . ARG: Well, its just that mother is feeling so much better now that she didn't need me to take care of her anymore, so I thought I'd come home and spend the time with you. thugs him tightlyi 0h, Donald. darling, I missed you so! Do you realize that this has been the longest we've ever been separated since we've been married? Four whole days! Donald, I got to thinking about that and it made me homesick for you, so here I am back in crummy old N.Y.C., and in the arms of the man I love, one day early. tgives him another big kiss on the moutht. Il:A...well,a...a,well... ARG: 0h, Donald, you say the sweetest things. tgives him a quick little kiss on his mouth, then begins taking off her coatJ 0h, Donald, could you get my bags out of the hall, there. Thank you, honey. I hate to kiss and run, but it's been a long bus trip from Scranton, and I fear that it I don't make immediate use of our plumbing facilities, I will surely burst. tShe tlings her coat on the couch and makes a b-Iine tor the bathroom. When Donald sees this, he has her two suitcases in his hands, and has iust kicked the door closed with his foot. He realizes where she's going and drops the bags, and runs after her, catching her by the upper arm just in time to stop her untimely entrance. Margret reacts with surprisej 0h, Donald, what is it, honey? Donald, I really do have to . .. II: What? Honey, you've got to be kidding! You see me for the first time in four days, and the only thing you want to do IS go to the toilet? Ah, come on, honey, show me that the honeymoon isn't over. tHe takes hold of her hand and quickly leads her back to the couch. They stand in front of the couch, with Donald facing the bathroom door, and Margret facing Donald. He holds her, and kisses her passionately. The kiss is a rather long one. After their lips part Margret speaks with great feeling HARE: 0h, Donald, darling, I missed you so. tShe hugs him tightly. It's during this hug that Donald sees the bathroom door open and Lolly come bouncing out. His eyes bug, and his jaw drops open. Lolly has made her entrance wearing nothing but a small towel-too small. It barely does the job of covering her lavish essentials. Lolly sees them and is very much surprised and hurt. She thinks that Donald just didn't want to bother waiting for her, and just went out someplace and picked up another woman. She is just about to complain loudly when Donald, still hugging his wife, makes frantic hand signals and word-mouthings to Lolly, trying to tell her to keep quiet and to quickly hide in the bedroom. Lolly turns around and begins to bounce into the bathroom again, thinking that that's what Donald is trying to get her to do. Seeing this, Donald suddenly forgets himself and out of desperation, yells: No! Lolly immediately freezes and turns around to see what's about to happen. Donald realizes what he's done immediately, and shows this in his facial expression. Margret is startled greatly and doesn't know what the heck is going on. She gives a start, pulling back from him and looks at him. They are holding each other, at arms length. Not knowing what's going on, she auto- matically goes to turn her head around to see if Donald has seen something; it sounded as it he were frightened. Don sees her start to turn her head and holds it between his hands. MARS: Donald, what is it? What's wrong? DON:A...a...no.IsaidN0!A...nexttimeyougo away on a trip by yourself, you're not going alone! . . . I mean I'm going with you! You're not going without me. Ills: Oh, I missed you too, honey. That's the longest we've been separated since we were married. tThey hug gain. Donald, his head resting on her shoulder, breathes a quiet sigh of relief behind her back. Then he remembers Lolly, who is standing practically naked behind his wife's back. He gives her another set oi SS Irenzied hand signals, and word-mouthings. Lolly finally gets the message. She turns around and looks behind her. Then she sees the bedroom and bounces right in re-closing the door behind her. Donald breathes another sigh of relief. His wife then gives him a final tight squeeze, and saysI I love you, honey. But . . . I really do have to visit the bathroom right now. DONALD: 0k, Honey. I'm sorry I kept you. but I just couldn't resist, especially after not having seen you for tour whole days. I guess I'll let you go now, that is, just as long as you promise not to be away for too long. MARS: tconyI Maybe while I'm in there, I'll take a shower. Ishe speaks while at the same time, she is drawing little imaginary circles on his chest, with her finger.I And then maybe I'll come out here and attack you while I'm all wet and stitchless. IDON smiles into her eyesI IcontinuingI I'lI iust leave all my clothes in a scattered heap, and attack you an naturale. How does that sound for being glad to see you?. DON: Sounds wonderful. Ishe gives him a quick kiss on the mouth, then turns to IeaveJ Ijust then he remembers LoIly's cIothes-they must still he in the bathroom. 56 tsays more or less in an aside to audiencey Clothes. Her clothes! LoIly's clothes must still he in there! Ole dashes after Margret, and catches her iust as she is turning the handle to the bathroom door. He scoops her up in his arms sayingI My love, I have decided not to wait. I can't wait! the carries her back to the couch and sets her down on top of it. Then he begins to kiss her about her face, neck, and ears. In doing this he tickles her neck and she starts giginng, and manages to break away from him and stand um MARG: My, you are the horny one, aren't you? tNow Don is also standing. They stand holding each other in the same manner as before, with Donald Iacing the direction of the bathroom and bedroom. They kiss and hug each other. Just then. Lolly pokes her head out of the bed- room. Donald sees her and he slowly mouths the word clothes , and points to Lolly, then to the bathroom. Lolly nods and bounces back into the bathroomJ MARE: Don, do you know what? DON: Huh? No. What? MARS: Donald. I feel every bit as horny as you do. tShe kisses him on his cheek, squeezes him tight, and then pulls back from him, holding him at arm's length from hem You Imow something else? I really do have to go to the bathroom. IAt that moment Lolly runs out of the bathroom, and bounces-tippy-toes into the bedroom, closing the door behind her. Donald sees thisJ DON: Sorry, honey, it's just that I haven't seen you in such anngwhiIe,I...l... MARS: You seem so nervous, Donald. My gosh, You're worse then I was on our wedding night. tsuddenIy ex- citedI Honey! I just got a great idea. Let's celebrate our wedding night all over again-tonight! DON: Great! Great idea! We'll just hop in the car right now and zoom to Niagara Falls! Great idea, honey-Ilere ttaking her towards bathroomI-You go to the bathroom and then we'll just leave, we won't pack or anything! Just take our coats, jump in the car, and leave! Great! Great idea! Hurry up now, I can't wait. MARS: Ichucklingt Honey, no. no. That's not what I meant, you silly . . . DON: Well, why not! It's beautiful up there! MARS: In the middle of the winter? DON: Yeah! We'll be able to see the falls frozen. Come on . .. MARE: Honey, you're crazy, Ismiles sweetly at him DON: Come on-you go to the bathroom, and I'll get our coats! MARS: Iholding his face between her hands, she gives him a a long, passionate kissJ Honey. No. What I mean is wear that twinlo sexy negligee I wore on our weddi night-and we'll celebrate I'Iere-all over again. It wo matter that we're not at Niagara FaIIs-we did leave our room there for the first two days, any a tShe gives him a quick kiss on his mouth. Then s walks away from him and towards the bedroom. DON: tNervouslyI Where are you going, now? MARS: To get my negligee. DON: I thought you had to go to the bathroom! MARS: I do, but I thought I might as well change whiIeI at it. DON: Wait! A . . . I . . . I've kept you long enough-you to the bathroom! I'll get your negligee. I . . . I mean don't want your kidney to bust or anything like that. get the negligee. MARS: Oh, you know where it is? DON: Yeah! Yeah! Where is it'.I MARS: Bottom drawer of my dresser. Ishe enters bathro- and closes doom scene 5 IHe opens the bedroom door and calls to LoIIyI DON: Lolly! Come on! Hurry up! Get out here! IShe , pears, wearing the towelJ LOLLV: tannoyedI Who the hell is SHE? You get me up h expecting a good time, and then you throw ickey down my back, and then you can't even wait for me get out of the shower. You gotta' go right out and bri up that other broad! DON: She's no broad. She's my wife! LOLLY: Your wife? DON: Yeah, my wite! lOLLY: Well, why did you ever invite me up here if y wife was going to be here? Naughty boy! Igiving his Ia a playful little slapI. DON: Well, she wasn't supposed to be. She was on a t and she just happened to get home a day early. LOLLY: You mean a night early. DON: Yeah! Hey come on! You've gotta get out of here! aren't you dressed yet? lOLLY: Dressed yet? DON: Yeah! Yeah! Dressed yet! Get back in the bedro and put on your clothes! You gotta get outa here, bet! she sees you! lOLLY: My clothes are in the bathroom. DON: What! The bathroom?! No! She'll see them! I I you to get them out of there! lOLLY: 0h, is that what all that waving mumbo-jumbo a making faces at me was all about? I II: Yeah! That's what it was all about! Well, thanks a lot! v Now she'll see them. Oh, my God. It's all over! Finished! Ended! Done! IltY: She won't see 'em. I got 'em hid. I I: Huh? What? What did you say? I LLY: I said she won't see 'em, cause I got 'em hid. II: Hid? IllY: Yeah! I thought all that stupid waving and making faces and stuff meant for me to hide them, so I did. They're hid. II: Where? Where? Hid where? IllY: In the hamper. Don't worry, she'll never see 'em in a million years. Not under all them clothes I hid 'em undeL I III: trelievedi Ho, boy! You had me scared thereewow! What a relief! the leans against the wall, outside bedroomi OLLY: OII, so where do we go to make-out now that SH E'S back, Donny-poo? tAs she is speaking, she pushes her body against his. and begins teasing with his shirt collam I I II: tdisbelievingi Huh? OLLY: There's always my pad, it's not much to look at, but we can sure make my bed all warm and comiyvpoo. I III: What? You gotta be kidding! Look I gotta get you the heck outa here. That's all we're going to do! Now come on. Let's get you outa here! the takes hold ot her hand starts rushing her towards the doom OLLY: Like this? Why, it's winter-time out there! I'll catch my death! You silly poo! I IN: trealizingi Oh, no. Here . . . wait. . . I'll get your coat. That'll be warm enough. I'll go get it! the runs from the front door, all the way across the stage and into the bedroom. After a few seconds, LoIIy decides to follow him. She gracefully tip-toeibauhces across the stage and disappears into the bedroom after himJ Uust a few moments after they have left stagei MARS: Ifrom bathroomi Donald! . . . Donald, honey! . . , Don? IMargiet comes out of the bathroom, herself wrapped in a towel, actually a terrycloth bathrobe. She looks around and calls across stage towards kitcheni 0h, Donald, darling! . . . tshe listens awaiting an answer. No answer is heard. She then turns towards bedroom, and entets callingzi Donald? utter several seconds Donald appears being pushed out of the bedroom by his witeJ HARE: No. Out! Out you go! But don't worry, honey, I'll call you the moment I change into my sexy negligee. DON: But, but, but. . . HARE: That's right, honey, you just practice your motor- boat imitation out there while you wait. Ismiles, and closes the doom DON: tHe tries the knob-it's lockedJ But, honey. MARS: topens door and sticks her head out, and with fake haughtiness sayszt Really, sir, impatience will get you nowhefe! Ishe closes the door againi scene 6 IDONALDI is a nervous wreck. He paces over to the couch and back to the door, is about to try it again, but decides against it. He throws his head back and his arms up, and paces back over to the couch. He stops and looks down at the couch, and suddenIy slams his fist down against the corner of the topJ Ouch! treacts, clutching his injured hand. Pulls his arm up threaten- ingly to the couch, but decides that it would be foolish to punch it againJ tHe paces to the bedroom door, and back to the couch; then, he paces the route again. Ihis time, when he finds himself standing in front of the couch, looking down at it angrily, he decides upon a new line of offense. Suddenly, and with great emotion, he kicks the couch with all his mighti Ow-wwwhwuch! . . . tHe hops atound comically, with his one leg crossed over the other, and holding his wounded foot. After a show at hopping around for a while, he finally comes to rest upon the very obiect of his attack. He sits on the couch at the same spot LOLLY had been sitting. He makes sad faces, accompanied by pathetic little whinny sounds, as he comfortingly rubs his footJ Damn! Forgot I didn't have my shoes on! ooowch! That smarts! IAs he rubs his foot, he stares at the closed bedroom doorJ It's awfully quiet in there. Well, I guess that's good. I mean it its quiet, then that means she couldn't have found her. tstartsi . . . Unless they lIiIIed each other . . . Quietly? No. No, that's ri- diculous! Inervous little Iaughi I mean, how could they kill each other, quietly? . . . knives! That's how. With knives! No, wait a minute . . . we don't have any knives in our bedroom . . . tnervous chucklei . , . Do we? No, no, of course we don't. Ichueliiei Just nail files, that's about it. The nail tiles! They killed each other with the nail files! . . . No.1hat's stupid, just stupid! I mean even if they'd tried, THAT would make noise. And there's certainly no noise coming from there. It's quiet. It's too quiet. That's what it is . . . too quiet! tHe rises, but as soon as his weight is put on his injured iooti OUUUCH! tleans down to rub ankIei Great! Now, I've done it. I just sprained my ankle. Great! Perfect timing! As if things aven't complicated enough, I have to go out of my way to kick a couch and sprain my ankle! tBegins limp- ing-pacing back and forth once tiom the bedroom door to the couchJ 0w! Dumb couch! IHe Iimps over to the door again. This time he puts his ear up to it and listensi Quiet, IHe straightens up and looks out into the apartment, bIanIilyJ StiII quiet. O-Ie begins limping- pacing againJ Now, as long as it's quiet, there's nothing to worry about. I mean, nothing can happen it it's quiet, right? Right. Istops and looks into audiencei Then why am I so damn nervous!? 0k, all right. Nothing could have happened. So I won't worry. I won't be nervous. I'm perfectly calm, perfectly cool, perfectly collected. tstops and faces audience againI Then why am I talking to myself? 0k. Calm Down! It's nothing. Right? Right! tfacing audience, againi Now I'm even answering myself! I'm either nervous as hell or nuts! Maybe that's an out . . . I'II plead temporary insanity! tHe paces-Iimps over to the couch and sits down, crosses his legs and holding his foot in his hand, begins rubbing his sore ankle gentIyJ Oh, I probably am insane! tspeaking into audiencei I just hope it's temporary. scene 7 Oust then, the bedroom door flies open, and MARGRET stands in the doorway in her sexy negligee, looking long and silky. She assumes a pseudo cliche' sexy pose, and says in a voice mimicking Mae Westzi Here I am big boy-ripe and ready for the picken! . . . Well, don't just 57 IV. ; 1 ii? 53' stand there holding your foot in your hands, big boy. it's harvest time! She wiggles her hips at him as she says this last IineJ DON: trises and starts to walk towards her, but when he sets his weight down on his sore tooti Ouch! tsitting back down he crosses his legs and holds the foot in his hand, he looks down at his foot and says to ito Ow! um: Oooh. what's wrong. darling? You hurt your toot. tShe hurries over to him, kneeling down in front of him, and very gently touches his 1000 What happened, Honey? DON: Oh, I . . . I kicked the couch. um: You kicked the couch? Why? 00!: Oh, I forgot I didn't have shoes on. Ills: tShe takes his sock offJ Oooh! It looks sore, honey. It's all red, and looks like it's starting to swell. 58 DOI: Oh, it's ok, I just . . . just sprained it or something, that's all, it's no big deal or anything. Just a sprain. Ins: Gifting his toott Does this hurt? DON: OWI-OHHlUCH! Yaeh, it hurts! What the heck did you expect? It you twisted my good ankle like that it would hurt! 0w! Go ahead-do It again, but all you'll get from me is my name, rank, and serial number! HARE: 0k, honey. I'm sorry. I didn't MEAN to hurt you. I just wanted to see how bad you were hurt. DON: Bad! That's how bad! IAIG: Well, what do you expect, kicking the couch? DON: I told you, I thought I had my shoes on! Oooh. IAIG: Here, you just sit here, and I'll go into the kitchen and get some Epsom Salts, and a pan of hot water and we'll soak your poor toot. We'll see it we can't make the aching go away. tShe exits into kitchen, hackstaget tDon stretches his neck looking back to see that she's in the kitchen and unable to see him. Satisfied, he rises and with one shoe on, and one shoe off, hop-Iimps into the bedroom and out of sight. Seconds later he comes back out with Lolly. He's leaning on her, heavily, tor support. And as she helps him hop-limp towards the main door he sayszi DON: Come on! Come on! Hurry up! I've got to get you outa here! lOLLY: But, Sugar, I'm still only wearing this itsy bitsy towel, and it I go out in nothing but this, I'm sure to freeze my little hinee off. DON: tLooks at hen Ooooh! I told you to put that coat on! Wait here! We hop-limps back into bedroom, and hop- limps right back out again, with her coat. When he reaches her he throws it around her shouldersJ there! That'll save your hinee! Now, come on! runs: tirom hitchent Here I come, Donald, darling! DON: Wait! She's coming! Quick! Into the bathroom! tLimps to the bathroom, completely supported by Lolly, opens the door, and hastily pushes her in, hanging on the dooriam for support, he closes the door. Then he hop-Iimps hack to the couch again with much difficulty, and sits down where he was, on the couch, with great apparent paint um: ttrom kitchent Honey, I couldn't find any Epsom Salts here, but I'm sure I have some in the bathroom! DON: tloohs out towards audience with a pathetic Ioolr ot disbeliett Bathroom? tHe slowly rises, and hoolimps to the bathroom. ttimzs open the door. and using the door-iam for support. drags Lolly out. Her facial ex- pression shows she doesn't know what's going on. He again uses her for support, Iimps to the bedroom. and throwing open the bedroom door, pushes her inside, an shuts the door. He them Iimps back to the bathroo closes the bathroom door, and painfully, hop-Iimps bac to the couch, and sits in his spot. He's now breathi I quite heavilyJ Olargret now enters the room from the kitchen, cerryin a big basin full of hot water. She walks to him and the basin down at his feetl um: 0h, Donald, You certainly do look tired tteels h' toreheedt warm, too. Seems that it I'm not here to taIr care of you, you just een't take care of yourself. I'II b right back. I'm going to get the Epsom Salts in th bathroom. tshe rises and exits into bathroom. She onl opens the door haIt-way, so she don't see Don. Realizin this, DONALD rises with pain, and slowly hop-Iimps t the bedroom door, wearin pushes it open, reaches i pulls Lolly out. He shuts the door, and using her 1 support, to such an extent that he almost weights h down, they limp towards the main door, slowlyJ HARE: tFrom bathroom Aha! Found it! DON: tcompletely disgustedi Oh, for God's sake. Quic Behind the couch! iWearin pushes Lolly behind th couch. This time he just about manages to get seated b the time Margret entersJ um: Walking back and kneeling in front of Dom A right, honey, now a good soaking in this should malt your ankle feel better. tShe pours some Epsom Salts int the water and mixes it with a spoon she's brought fro the bathroom. Then she gently lifts Don's foot into th waterJ In we go. Now this may be a little hot. DON: Uggh! Hot! Ills: Shhh! Hush, now, Donald, you sound like an Indian DOI: Honey . . . it's. . . hot! runs: Donald, it's supposed to be hot. If it wasn't hot, i wouldn't be any good. Now, just relax and let it work. 00!: Ilo-boy! How long do I have to let it work ? Ills: 0h, fifteen minutes or a half hour, maybe. I'll go a you something to read while. . . tstarts to riset . .. 00!: No! No, honey-don't leave me! Come here. tHe pull her down on top of him, and kisses her deeplyJ IRIS: Wow! You his pretty good tor someone who shoulu be confined to a bed. NI: That's where I do my best work. IRIS: You tiger, you. Misses him intentIyJ I During the hiss, Don, with his hand closest to the back o couch. tans on the top of the couch. and in doing so finally gets Lolly's attention. Lolly's head appears ov the top of the couch. Her eyes are wide and staring a the tapping hand. Suddenly the hand points directl hers tShe jumps back a littlei Then the hand points the main door, indicating that she shouId lave. She ods, wide-eyed at hand, rises, and tippy-toe-bounces the main door. She turns the knob. It doesn't open. he pauses a second, then she tries it again. Nothing. he tiddies and jiggle: with it for a while longer. uddenly, the hand snaps ifs fingers-twice. Lolly ms and stares at hand, awaiting furthei instructions. and signals for her to come. She obeys, wide-eyed. hen she is standing right next to and behind the back f the couch and right across from the hand, the hand ches into one of Donald's pockets and brings out a ng of keys. The hand holds them up and iinglos them front of Lolly's face. Lolly cautiously takes the ring of eys from the hand. The hand then pantomimes putting key into a lock, and opening it. It then points at Lolly, nd then to the main door. Lolly turns and walks to door, king back a couple of times, with wide-eyed fascin- tion, at the hand. She inserts key, and looks back at and. The hand makes a turning geshire. She turns the ey and the lock clicks open. She then opens the door, nd disappears through it, leaving it open behind her. he hand snaps its fingers-twice. Soon, Lolly's head ppeers from behind the door. Lolly's expression is uestioning. The hand points at the keys in the door, nd makes a gesture deeciiptive of dislodging the keys. h! reads Lolly's expression. She removes the keys om the door, and looks towards the hand. It calIs her it. She comes. She stands in front of hand and shyly olds up keys for it. The hand ignorantly snatches the eys from he! startling her in the process. The hand re- rns the keys to Donald's pocket. Lolly smiles weakly, ms, and begins to leave. The hand snaps its fingers nce again. She snaps her head mound and watches and, awaiting orders. The hand points downward to argret's back. It then reaches down to her back and inches her negligee between its fingers, and lifts the aterial up. tugging twice lightly. it then lets the mater- I dmp. points to the bathroom. Then points to Lolly. olly is taken aback slightly, and gives an expression mpletely devoid of understanding. The hand then poets the procedure. This time Lolly gives the hand n understanding smile. She tippy-toe-hounces around e couch, and into the bathroom, disappeaiing, to ppear only moments later with her clothes bundled her arms. he 383 ! looks at the hand. It beckons her to come. he does, going around and approaching it again from e back of the couch. The hand calls her closer. She obeys. Closet, and yet closet, until her face is on the level of the hand, and much less than a foot away. The hand then waves bye-bye in her face. This startles her momentarily, and she gives a start, which causes her to drop her arm-Ioad of clothes. She fumbles, quickly scooping them up and bundling them in her arms sloppily. Then she slowly reaches her hand up, and cautiously makes to touch the hand. The hand slaps her smartly. She quickly withdraws her struck hand, showing signs of being hurt. The hand makes a 'no-no' gesture to her. She pouts. Then the hand waves byeebye in her face again. She slowly puts her hand up neat her face and waves bye-bye back to it. Then the hand makes a fist, with its thumb extended, and points it roughly towards the main entrance door. Lolly innocently points to herself, meaning 'who, me?' The hand, using its index finger, slowly points at Lolly. The hand then goes back to a closed fist, with its thumb extended, and roughly pointing to the dOOT. LoIIy rises, clutching her clothes tightly to her bosom. She tuins and slowly mlks towaids the door. She looks back a couple times as she walks, her face pouting. She reaches the door, and steps outside. Once outside she turns back to the hand, watching it through the open dOOT. She gives a meek, hopeful little bye-bye wave. The hand returns only a rough 'get lost' movement of its clenched fist and extended thumb. Lolly looks as it she is about to cxy. She turns slowly, and disappears, leaving the door wide open. The hand snaps twice. lolly appears auin in the doorway. The hand points at Lolly, then at the door, then makes a circular movement indicating that it wants the door closed. Lolly nods sadly, closes the door, and, so, disappears. The hand gives a quick wave, get lost' movement in the direction of the closed door. The hand is still for a few moments. It then gives an upward palm movement. an tah, what the hell' gesture. and ends up resting palm- down. on the hack of the couch. Moments later the kiss is ended. Margret raises her self so as to be able to look into Donald's eyes comfortably. MARS: tobviously impressed by the length and magnitude of the kisst Don, I love you more than everything else in the whoIe world. DON: Margret, you mean more to me than anything or any- one ever did or eve! will. Now I finally realize just how much you and your love means to me. ta very short but noticeable silence while she smiles tirst, then he smiles backJ um: Don. 00!: What, honey? IARG: Don, what makes you such a fantastic kisser? DON: It's easy. All it takes is complete, undivided concen- tration. He smiles. She smiles. They begin kissing again, but as Donald puts his arm around her we see something quite disquieting. Although the couple is totaIIy unaware of it, Lolly's huge bra is stuck in the cuff button of Donald's shirtJ 0 $ K. Bankes, K. Candy, 0. Cross, L. Eshelman, S. Fisher, A. Gehret, K. Gentile, S. Halulakos, S. Halulakos, D. Ham- burg, S. Hieter, C. Hornberger, L. Kauffman, Pt Kneller, M. Kuhns, S. Lucine, J. Maracani, C. Marsh, K. Messner, K. Monath, H. Morrow, L. Norman, R. Patnovic, J. Puchyr, L. Riley, H. Ruiz, J. Schmoyer, W. Smith, S. Snow, D. Weigle, V. Werst, S. White, C. Zimmerman, Coach M. Hill. 60 WOMENtS FIELD HOCKE COACH M. HILL When a team enters seven players in an AII-Star Tournament, and six players are placed on the first team, and the other players on the second team, it has something to be proud about. Kutztown State's Women's Field Hockey Team earned that honor in The Lehigh Valley Association of Coaches second annual AIl-Star Tournament. The team can also be proud of its 8-2-1 seasonal record. Coach Mary Hill has done an outstanding job. Her team scored 32 goals this year, and only eight were scored against them tfour in a 4-0 loss to ElizabethtownJ Cathy Gentile, a freshman from West Reading, Pa., led the team with eighteen goals. Goalie Sharon Fisher let in only eight goals during the eleven game sea- son, and in seven of those games, the opposing team failed to score. Performances of this caliber by Cathy and Sharon, combined with outstanding play by Sue Halulakos tSrJ, Sue Hieter Orb, Harriet Morrow tSophJ, and MVP winner Jane Schmoyer tSrJ were what was needed to achieve such a fine record. All of these women were named to the first team in the All-Star game. Senior Carol Zimmerman was named to the second team. Carol, during the season, scored two goals. 1974 marked the third year in a row that K- town has had a winning season in hockey. Coach Mary Hill feels that, ulf the interest in fieid hockey continues as it has in the past, Kutztown should continue to be a tough team to beat. -Kevin McCornac Delta Beta is primarily a social somrity, although it performs ser- vices to the community as well. Last year members of the sorority conducted several money raising sales, had a tea for pledges, and picked apples with Pres. Stratton in his back yard, later making taffy apples and selling them at a stand during Homecoming. They also sent food baskets to a poor family in Kutztown at Thanksgiving, Christ- mas, and Easter. Officer were Pres.: Maryann Cola- pietro, Vice Pres.: Ellen Fetterhoff, Sec.: Cindy DeLong, Treas.: Barbara Verano. Ms. Barbara Krumanocker, Advisor Delta Zeta, the only national social sorority on campus, em- phasizes philanthropic work and service to the college and the community. Members took care of children on Alumni Day, brought baskets to the homes of poor children, and collected for UNICEF. In May, four members clapped, taking turns, for 28 straight hours and as a result raised $150 which they contributed to the Association for Children with Learning Disabilities to en- large the special collection of books on learning disabilities in the Allentown Public Library. Ms. Henriette Engelson, Advisor DELTA Z ETA 63 1 w AMERICAN ELM COPPER BEECH SILVER MAPLE WHITE BIRCH CRYPTO MARIA 64 CAMPUS meets The exquisiteness, the earthliness, the beauty your senses reveal to you all that one could ask for, and more. So, open your senses to the elegance of the trees. Think for a minute and realize the history represented by each tree and the life of each tree. They are living organisms just as the birds of the air, and the fish of the sea. Their history reaches deep into the roots of the past. The great ages that have come and gone were experienced and felt by them. No life is as long! When passing, stop and gaze at the trees. 30 little is learned with a glance, so much is gained from quiet reflection. The trees on campus show beauty and diversity. Two Kentucky Coffee trees, located at the Power House, are quite unique in their own right. If one looks closely, one will find that the two are male and female. Unlike others, these trees must mate in order to grow and display their spring array. Exotic trees may also be found on campus. All a person has to do is look! The European Purple Beech, found near the Annex, and the Japanese Cutleaf Maple, noted for its scarlet red leaves in fall and located near the Graduate Center are two prime examples of non-native trees now displaying their eloquence on campus. Unfortunately, through ignorance and abuse, suffering- pained trees are also found. A giant eighty year old Norway Maple, situated in front of Old Main, was split through the middle for years until surgery successfully pulled her together. Her life is dwindling. A yellow Buckeye is also suffering through the painstaking wait for death. And finally the Great American Elm, already a rare breed due to blight, is also dying where two others once stood in proud splendor, near Roth- ermel Hall. This torment due to ignorance or abuse is uncalled for. Centuries have past without undo harm so why now? Dogwoods, Spruce, and Pines speckle the campus like stars in the universe. Mediterranean Cyprus, Bald Cyprus, Catalpha, Lindens, and Grey Birch, though not scattered in plenty, still serve as vital assets to this campus and her plan. Trees are important and essential to mankind. Gaze, understand, and enjoy, and don't allow ignorance and abuse to run rampant. Express an interest and feeling for them, and enjoy what no poem is lovelier than-trees. -Ronald Zaleski .3L v .xtv FLOWERY CRAB ARBOR VITAE CH ERRY JAPAN ESE MAPLE TOBELSFDDO Sartre 'FDDOLSPDBE St. 174 ugustine DOBEDOBEDO Sinatra -JOSEPH ANDRACHIK Theta Pi, a social sorority on campus, was established on February 3, 1970, by a group of eleven fresh- man girls with the idea of creating a unified sisterhood. it offers every girl on campus friendship as well as providing the college and community with varied activities. The sisters are currently planning trips to Ocean City, New Hope, and the Poconos. At the start of the year Theta Pi consisted of eleven active sisters, but following a strong pledge season, the sorority enlarged its enrollment to twenty-one sisters. Officers: Pres., Margee Becker; Vice-Pres., Sally Steigerwalt; Sec., Sue Shutt; Treas., Sue Sitlinger; Historian, Sue Sebring; Chaplin, Karen Steigerwalt; Sgt.-at- Arms, Brenda Stopay; Pledge Mis- tresses, Ruth Jaunzemis, Jean Laubry; Advisor, Linda Guest. THETA Pl DELTA ZETA Delta Zeta, the only national sorority on campus, is a social sorority which emphasizes philan- thropic work and service to the campus and the community. Four members of the sorority, taking turns, held a Clap Marathon this past year-clapping steadily for 28 hours to raise money for the Association for Children With Learn- ing Disabilities. The $150 raised from this project was contributed to the Allentown Public Library and used to buy books for a special collection on learning disabilities. Other philanthropic projects sponsored by Delta Zeta were taking care of children on Alumni Day, taking baskets to children who were shut-ins, and collecting for UNICEF. Advisor: Ms. Henriette Engelson BA SEBALL G. Blair, 8. Bradley, D. Eckhart, J. Finocchio, D. Franks, C. Gery, D. Gorman, M. Greismer, M. Hettinger, M. Johnson, D. Kunkle, G. Lettig, L. Manai, J. McNeil, S. Miller, J. Novotnak, R. Portnova, T. Potopa, R. Reznick, R. Ruocco, T. Schlert, C. Tray, T. Trout, B. Whitman, J. Zielinski, Coach S. Tibbits. Although the Baseball team finished the season with a 5 win, 11 loss record, they ended the year with an even 5 win, 5 loss season in league competition, leaving them V2 game out of first place in the Eastern Division of the Pennsylvania State College Conference. The team batting average was an exceptionally high .283. The hitters were led by John Zielinski with .381, Don Kunkel with .345, and Bob Bradley with .323. The pitching was the weak spot on this past year's team. With the exception of Michael Johnson, lst baseman, and Tim Trout, 3rd baseman, all first stringers, other than pitchers, will be back next year. Coach Steve Tibbits feels that if some of the new freshman are pitchers, next year should be an outstanding one, and the club will probably be the conference favorite. -J .... ............... ......... .... .. .. .kpmvuwf.........:.......uu.......,...... E... .u....... . ................ w: .Emwzm .a. E ... 2... .-....- u .. ......... ., mum .32.. r... ; . maaaanmui? shut. m '9; , The Rohrbach Library, with well over 200,000 books, approximately 2,000 peri- odicals, and many thousands of other library materials such as maps, pamphlets, pictures, and documents, strives to serve the diverse academic needs of the K80 campus. Whether it's a research paper that needs doing or simply a book you would like to read on a quiet weekend, the library staff stands ready to help you use the library facilities. THE LIBRARY 0 M 4-, W' t b t 70 BANKS A HELLMA LOT! Here are some people to whom this book owes a little bit of a thank you: First off, there's tMargol Marguerite Faggioni. This remarkable chick edited the 74 Keystonia and actually got the book completed with a staff so small it was almost nonexistent. And she did all that in her Freshman year! ' Margo also helped in a great deal of the behind-the-scenes work on this book during the first semester, as co-editor. Well, thanks bunches, Margo! The man on the right with the crazed expression is one David Keyes, Josten American Yearbook represenitive to KSC. He's a great guy and has helped us a hellma lot. Our sincer thanks to Dave and Jostens This brings us to Dr. Arnold E. Newman. He's a yearbook advisor and a half. He's done layout, copy, photography, and a whole heap of worrying for this book. Extra special thanks to you, Doctor. We are also grateful to Davor Photo Inc, and Tony Mazzocca for their competent photographic services. With a book this size there's bound to be at least a few people whom we inadvertently forget to thank so, please forgive us and accept this one collective thank you from myself and the staff. Paul Larson -editor STUFF, IT HAPPENED AROUND CAMPUS How the heck this pair of pants got up in the croch of this tree we'll never know, but it's been there for over a year. So, we figured that it was about time that the clever artsy who dressed these limbs got a little attention paid to his creation. If you get a chance and want to take a look at this thing in real life, its outside the back enterence to the Sharidan Art bldg.- that's on the side towards town. Alarms! Hey, this was the year that KSC put alarms on all secondary entrances of the dorms. The alarms were set at 8 p.m., and they would go off when someone opened the door. However, the only way one of those closed doors can be opened is from the inside. Well, I suppose the expense of the alarms was worth it. During the entire school year not one dorm student escaped! Nice going KSC! Hmmm . . . and just what the hey is going on in dis piture, Andy? Before your per- verted little minds leap to all sorts of inter- esting and sordid conclusions, its a MR. LEGS contest. Seriously. It was held towards the end of last semester in Berks Hall. We're not sure just which one of these fine sets of hamhocks won, but then, we're not sure we care, either. 74 FARMON, FARMER! Twenty years ago, on September 3, 1955, Renninger's Market open- ed up on Noble Street, just outside the town limits. lt was a farmer's market, designed to be populated and propagated by the good folk and farmers of Kutztown and area. But the local fellas were, at first, hesitant to cooperate with this new Jewish establishment. Success was insured only after Mr. Renninger boned up on his Pennsylvania Dutch accent and spoke soothing German inflections over the Public Address System in his building. Soon a booming farmer's market had definitely been established. Since that day, the business has passed through two more genera- tions Uohnny Renninger now manages the whole schmeell and with the addition of a new building in Nov. of '74, the antique and flea market business rolled in also, occupying the old building twhile the farmer's market, with all that great food, moved into the new onel. The market has really changed since the '74 opening. The antique section is nationally advertised, and people come from all over to deal and to buy. There's a lot of junk and a lot of good antiques, too. There are lousy dealers, but there are also great buys and good dealers. There are ten farmers still dealing today who started with the market 20 years ago, and some of the eats and sweets beat the crap out of A 8t P, Acme, Turkey Ha-Ha, and Monsieur Food. Ain't nothin' like fresh fruit, fresh vegetables or fresh cuts of meat! Hyum-yum . Two years ago, 9W2 ot the crowd at the market was local tand sometimes it wasn't really a crowdt, but not so today, and business ain't so bad. The main flow of customers come from Allentown and Reading. Accordin' to Johnny, there was a time when they were packin 'em in the most at midnight . . . not no mo'! For eight years now, Renninger's have had a market in Adamstown, Pa. as well. Both mar- kets are opened on Friday nights and on Saturdays ttrom 8:00 AM. till late in the afternoont. So, if you're a farmer, a flea-market tan, a food fanatic, or a foreigner, Renninger's Market is a good go. -Mark Ammerman 75 VOLLEYBALL , wW' . mmmmnrrmaw't: u H B. Brandt 8. Field R. Mengel R. Pietce M. Colapietro M. Hare K. Issuer R. Sikorski J. Davis D. Hassler M. O'Biien G. Sozanski M. Duffy S. Lucine P. Payton D. Wieder Coach: Ms. M. Kantner Women's volleyball got off to an outstanding start as an intercollegiate sport at KSC. Coached by Ms. Margaret Kantner. the varsity and the junior varsity teams both posted undefeated records. The varsity's 7-0 record included wins over Franklin and Marshall, Moravian, Lehigh, and Lafayette; the junior varsity, in compiling its 5-0 record, scored victories over the same four schools. The team used a tour-two lineup, with four spikers and two setters. The usual strategy was to get the ball to a setter, who then set to the right or left spiker, who would power the ball into the opponent's court. This type of power volleyball is the exciting, fast-paced style of the Olympic teams. It requires expert teamwork and rapid reflexes, both of which the K89 teams exhibited in abundance throughout the entire season. w mmmmmm The Greek Council, made up of representatives from every sorority and fraternity on campus, co- ordinates sorority and fraternity activities and, in addition, par- ticipates in or directs a number of activities on its own. The Council's wide range of co- operative and participatory ac- tivities includes sponsoring rallies and bonfires for athletic events, providing services at many college events such as Homecoming, Autumn Harvest, and Spring Arts Festival, organizing block parties at Briar Cliff, and collecting money for the Heart Fund and the United Fund. Dr. Philip Garrett, Advisor -3...- , ,2 K 3 I 3 d, h GREEKCOUNCH. Sigma Tau is an open social fraternity whose members like to have fun. This past year, in ad- dition to having parties and other social activities, they went on two weekend trips-one to the Poconos and one to the Jersey Shore. Throughout the year the fraternity raised money by means of hoagie - and ham sandwich sales and also a garage sale. The fraternity wel- comes men interested in joining the group. Mr. Herman Bips, Advisor EGMATAU Alpha Phi Omega, named the out- standing fraternity by Greek Council this past year, is primarily a service fraternity. The members worked particularly hard during the Spring Arts Fes- tival, distributing programs and helping out in a number of other ways. The chapter is participating in a national project, working with non-urban high school students in an effort to reduce drug problems. Mr. Jim Dolak, Advisor ALPHA PHI OMEGA The campus chapter of Tau Kappa Epsilon somewhat increased its membership this past year and expects to become even stronger, now that it has its new house. Brotherhood is a very important factor within the fraternity. During the past year, the group worked on fund raising projects for professors, participated in fall Homecoming and took first place in the float competition, held four open parties at Epler's Grove, held a house warming party at their new home, and had their annual clambake for members and alumni in the spring. Dr. Philip Garrett, Advisor TAU KAPPA EPSILON ers- Suzanne Smith Graphic Design's teacher John K. Landis has come up with an original and stimu- Iating project for his Production Process classes. The assignment-Represent yourself graphically, in other words, come up with a logo that represents YOU and your own personality and interests. Pam Campbell Paul Larson Roxanne Wekiser This is the third year I've used it in my classes and I'm always pleased with the results, says Landis. It is a highly per- sonalized project and students seem to enjoyit. The assignment's purpose is three-fold. It gets the student to do something creative involving an area in which he is already Ronetta Stuttey .0. Mueller Bury Eline interested. Second, it enables the student to understand the simplest form of printing -lettei press. And third, it allows the stu- dent to work on a simple finished mechan- ical and actually see the final result of the printed piece. In many cases this is the first time a student has seen his work re-roduced. ONE QC? When I decided to attend the performances of the 1974 One Acts, I thought I would certainly learn a lot about the traditional and modern versions of plays; I was very excited about the Chinese and Shakespearean plays in particular. How is a traditional Chinese play performed? How will the modern Shakespearean play be handled in costume, move- ment, and language? I hoped I would come away from these performances a more learned creature on the traditional styles of Shakespeare, Chinese, and Roman plays. Needless to say, my questions were never answered, and the only feelings I had after the performances were those of disappointment. I learned how easily a directing class can BOMB a performance, and how little they were able to show the audience about classical plays. Even though the directors were unable to consistently present their tradi- tional plays in a stylized manner, they were also unable to properly present builds and climaxes in their plays. Evidently there was little direction given to the actors In way of proper projection of the voice and the importance of enunciating initial and consonant sounds. Many words and lines were thrown away because of poor articulation. The blocking of all of the shows left a lot to be desired. It was evident that the directors were not prepared to present their plays in the Hround. The set was interesting, but none of the plays uti- lized its uniqueness. I also feel too much time was spent bickering about the construction of the set, and not enough time was spent on rehearsing the plays. In the end, who suf- fered because of the disputes? Certainly not the professors. In many ways the students suffered: directors and actors. We might say the actors made tools of themselves, and the direc- tors suffered when it came to the subject of grades. But my feelings are that the college, in general, suffered most sf all. What kind of an impression did the One Acts make on he campus? In my opinion, it wasn't a very good one. The next ime One Acts are presented on-campus, will students think wice before attending them? I think they will. It's unfortunate hat such a negative impression will be left in the minds of the ampus about the One Acts. My feelings can be summed-up in two sentences that were ade famous by an old pro in the theatre lwho shall remain nonymoust, 1. The guy who donated his buck at the door was grossly cheated. 2. When you cannot hear a performance, and you cannot see a performance, there is no performance. -Diane L. Breininger OUTING CLUB Do you like to hike, bike, camp, canoe, or stroll along an empty beach or little used park trail? Then the KSC Outing Club is for you. Anyone associated with Kutztown-student, faculty, staff, or friend-is welcome on any of the outings sponsored by the dub, so long as he notifies the trip leader ahead of time. The club meets once early in the term to plan the trips for the semester tap- proximately three each montht, and for the rest of the time, club members meet in the fields, woods, and waterways. Two canoes with accessories as well as limited amounts of camping equipment can be borrowed by those who do not have their own gear. During this past year, club members took hikes in Rickett's Glen and in French Creek State Park, along the Loyalsock and Appalachian trails, and near the Delaware Water Gap. They camped and hiked on Wallop's Island and along the Jersey Shore, and canoed on the Delaware River. Anyone is welcome to plan and lead a trip. Dr. Dalton Hunkins, Advisor During the past year, ECOS, the K30 Ecology Club, devoted itself to on-campus projects. Members of the club made and installed a row of tin can wren houses in back of Boehm Science Hall. They also planted forty Amer- ican Elm trees near the quarry, hoping that if enough seedlings were planted from scratch, some would avoid contracting Dutch Elm disease. The group plans in the near future to secure funds to paint garbage cans on campus and make them look more harmonious with the buildings and grounds. Dr. Glenn Webb, Advisor The Women's Action Group tries to raise the consciousness of KSC faculty and students in reference to the situation of women in our society and also tries to rectify any in- justice done to women on the KSC campus or its environs. For the past three years, the group has regularly visited the women's section of Berks County Prison, providing inmates with tutoring services and recreational programs. Last year, the group helped to initiate a Women's Studies concen- tration in the curriculum, helped several other campuses get simi- lar groups started, and sponsored or co-sponsored several weIl-known speakers. WOMEN'S ACTION GROUP 2:;222222W Advisors 85 RAINY DAY AND SCHOOL DAYS Kutztown certainly has its share of rainy days. And as often as not, the rain is accompanied by fierce, lashing winds that blow umbrellas inside- out, and send Iight-weight art projects a'tlying. But these photographs depict a more gentle rain, 3 moody, misty rain that visted the campus one early autumn'day. 7gmk 4 74 ' - ChoraAursConcciva ht! Jeff Davis Written. wad Drawn. by MMAmmmm Meet the Keeper WM 0 roe 05 W Good Green. u ! r r nor or+ r i W 32:3: ?igmcgnif: i$:3e?+,$p I o S Shocks 'sir. Ah was onl -S-oHowin' muk orders, om' I was Ordered +0 d. in... so ANS 3W wmd 'Uw. heck is 9am on here? I Cum FieAd MarskcJ Mouse McCloud, and you are, misus'm Hm Good Green . W v '4 WEE . , By order 05 Hae Keeper 0-5 W?x I ain'+ orma suffer No Kindgsa Kwinses .gor Nome! GUS! 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Bensoni The 1974-1975 season for Kutztown State Basketball could be considered the year of the freshmen. Coach Bob Spang tin his first year as head coachl utilized four freshmen, most of whom started at one point in the season, to combine with seniors Frank Yusella, and Jim Buss, for their four wins and nineteen losses slate. Sophomores Jim Spitzer, and Bruce Chapin also came on later in the season and played a strong role in the final outcome. Kutztown is a young team that has gained a lot of experience. and Coach Spang is looking forward to the 1975-1976 season. Over the past four years, Frank Yusella has established himself as one of the outstanding players that Kutztown has had. The captain. his junior and senior year, he has been a starter during all of his four years at K.S.C. He has shown Kutztown fans what it is to hustle and play with desire. Kutztown basketball will miss Frank. Coach Spang cited the lack of offensive rebounding as one of the major problems encountered by this year's team. ' Mark Pfaff, Dave Labosky. Shag Bowen, and Stan Tobash are the four freshmen that Spang relied upon. tAnd they did an outstanding jom. With the experience that these performers have gained, the 1975-1976 season should hold a bright future. When asked about next season and what he is doing to improve K.S.C. basketball, Coach Spang said, The players will be working hard to improve, and I will be working hard to get some more players who will strengthen ourteam. eKevin McCornac rMmMmmmwwW , iw 91 Antha's thuh twuth ipphlphtD On Friday, March 21, 1975, the students of Kutztown State College went home for Easter vacation, and the doors of eight dorms were locked and chained behind them tthrow the key awayD On Saturday, March 22, 1975 ithe next day, folksy Lily Tomlin, sponsored by the UM, performed live in Keystone Hall. Good timing, fellas! Next time let's have Led Zeppelin on Christmas morning iyeah, well . . 9 Despite the fact that Lovely Lil would not see a Kutztown face that night ioh, a few staunch souls, perhapsi, 2,000 people did attend imostly from the Reading and Allentown areas; Lily dove into it for two hours, with an Ernestine here and an Edith-Ann there getting the laughs and giving the people their money' 5 worth. When the acts had stopped acting and the jokes had stopped cracking, the gal received a standing ovation ieveryone upD I Yeah, I would like to have been there, would have liked to he would have liked to have been there. . . Oh, well. N . I -By Mark Ammerman HUNG UWHRHTE FROM BU5TER BROWN TO M year wi+h m, swud, I When some- one 0.?ka In M 32d coId MI .900 $5??? livywn-v... MM: 5mm of various ammo F0 M RAMTE Him w confusing +uwes Hene's TI-IE Recon . IN CONCERT m N warm. This rewrd 'Is pari' 03 r audio 'I'rumgsug . 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On April 17, 1975, The Man, Buddy Rich, came to Schaeffer Auditorium to show area jazz fans his newest and, I think, his most exciting big band. Between his dual performances, I got the rare chance to interview this unique musician, and found Buddy to be a quiet, warm, and open person. I asked him about his opinions on many subjects which included war, the military, politics, his attitudes on life, and a very important part of his life-his music. Buddy's music is now being played by his explosive new band, composed of fifteen new members of the Rich clan, and was formed only a few weeks before his performances at Kutztown. But you probably wouldn't have believed it tand many at the second set didn't when Buddy told them because this group sounded like the best band Rich has ever assembled. Anyone who follows Buddy's music knows that his band members change as fast as his charts, but his spokesman tlead trumpeter Lloyd Michelsy assures me that this band would be together for a longtime. Some of the highlights of the band's first set included a new version of the West Side Story medley and ttSingin' the Blues, a combina- tion that drove the audience wild. One ardent jazz fan sitting near me began to conduct the band from his seat, emphasizing the high points of the numbers with the waving of his right hand and the shifting of his feet. The second set at 9 pm. began with one of his most popular numbers, the Beatles HNorwegian Wood, and continued with more of West Side Story. It also contained some new charts which I hope he decides to record in the future. When I asked Buddy what numbers he planned to play during the second set, he told me I won't know them until I play them. I also questioned him about his new record company, Groove Merchant, and his artistic freedom with the new firm. tHe had decided to leave his last label, RCA Victor, when he ran into problems with management over the music he wanted to recordJ He told me he now has Hfreedom to record about 97 percent of the material I want to. If you've listened to any of his recent recordings, especially The Roar of '74 tGroove Merchant G.M. 528t you've probably noticed how this new freedom has given an exciting new dimension to the already masterful Rich repertoire. Buddy also told me that his daughter, Cathy, will be recording a solo album soon. She had appeared briefly at age twelve on Buddy's album, ttBig Swing Face, singing HThe Beat Goes On. The Men's Tennis team had another good year, winning 8 matches and losing 5. Included in the victories were wins over Millersville State College and Mansfield State College-both schools that the KSC team had never beaten before in the history of their competition. Four players ended the season with 9 win, 4 loss records. These players were Dan Watts, Number 2 Singles, Steve Wilrigs, Number 3 Singles, Tom Wolfinger, Number 4 Singles, and Don Delich, Number 5 Singles. These players, as well as the rest of the team, played steady, winning tennis all season long. With every member of the team coming back next year, Coach Chuck Watkins expects the squad to be stronger than ever before. 101 TH E LUTH ERINC'EM'ETR BY SUE KERN When Nils Johnson first came to work at the Lutheran Center in Kutztown, his first feelings were of excitement and enthusiasm. For Rev. Johnson, the primary task of the Lutheran Centre is to incorporate the intellectual environment of the college with the constant ques- tioning and challenging of faith. The Lutheran Centre isn't concerned solely with a student's re- ligious needs, nor is it orientated for Lutherans only. All faiths are welcomed, and activities are varied: Started Igmar Bergman films on campus, a Christmas Tree Decorating Party, and special worships. This past semester an Agapi Feast, Everybody's Birthday Party, and a worship were held. The worships are done on a campus format. The Lutheran Centre is also getting away from the minister and fol- lowers idea, and more into partnership-type thing. The following is a poem that Rev. Nils Johnson requested be printed along with this article: Dark passes into Light, Light into Dark A sign pulsates in the night, then retreats in the day with a questioning repulsion to some a careful welcome to others In that home: education is loved and hated suppressed and released bubbles of a party are freed, some to joy, some to failure shadows of the hungry come to view frustrations of the retarded are challenged the muted chord of a piano to the tune of wine: played and given as celebration of life occurs and repeats in the name of One beyond cause A home open not only to some-the chosen few, whoever they are- but to ones knowing not, caring not All determines its shape, its flavor, its meaning -The Lutheran Centre 61M me . A. ? CHRISTOPHER HOUSE By Mike Bolognese 1975 was a very prosperous year for the Newman Association of Kutztown State College. Newman is a national organization of church groups throughout the US. and Christopher House is the Newman home at KSC. Fall semester marked the first year of Father Stephen Forish's pastorship 0f Newman here at KSC. The semester began with a new Parish Council, and the highpoint of the semester was the annual Christmas Mass at Holy Savior Chapel of St. Barnabas Church. Theology courses were offered in the Chris House Wharf as had been customary in years past. The yearly REJOICE program tunder the leadership of Sue Petrot was a huge success at both St. Anthony's Church, in Easton, and Lehigh University, in Bethlehem. Stations of the Cross were begun during the Lenten season, and fourteen artists contributed their talent to produce varied inter- pretations of the Stations. While acting as Chairman of The Associated Christian Ministries of KSC, Father Forish worked in scheduling and coordinating a Values Clarification Workshop for students and graduate teachers. The new parish council initiated Retreats, Hoagie Sales, and spon- sored the Help-A-Child program by raising $120.00 through RE- JOICE. The $120.00 was sent to feed a young boy named Paulo who lives in Brazil, and the Program at KSC is under the capable leader- ship of Deb Baer. Because of the new Chaplain's duties to his people, and the neces- sity of having someone both the students and Chaplain could rely on, George Anthony led the Council as President. Recitations of the Rosary began and were held weekly in the Chris House Chapel, and a Prayer Group was started under the sponsorship of Skip Sumpter, Sr. Helena, Mary Collette Coyle, Petra Rodriquez, and Sr. Rita. Sister Rita worked in Dorm Visitations and guidance and counseling with Seminarians John MacGillivray, and Michael Cummins. Ralph Marino took over the responsibilities for publishing the monthly Newman Newsletter called CHRIS CROSS when Marguerite Faggioni tpast Keystonia editort transferred to Washington, DC. Newman hosted many other events including Faculty Dialogues, which was sponsored by ACM and featured Dr. Frank Bucci who spoke on HTHE SUNSHINE LAWS . The Annual Cana Conferences were held in the second semester. It was a big year with many new names and faces. However, the purpose of the students congregating at Chris House was the same as in the years past-to do all in the name of Christ. Star Trek was a show with a checkered history, one of great prom- ise and unfulfilled hopes. It last- ed only three seasons, and was can- celled at the height of its popularity. It still has millions of followers from geriatrics to eight year olds. After over five years off the air it spawned an animated version, which one critic called a show of distinctive quality and admirable course , right before it too was cancelled. Now after all this time off the air, Paramount is making a full length movie based on this weIl-received, and weIl-cancelled ser- ies. They hope to have the original cast in the film. What was it about Star Trek that made it distinctive from all other series? To start, it was the first and only quality science fiction to hit television. Until Star Trek, science fiction in general, but especially filmed science fiction, was thought to fit into one of three areas. First, the Slime People vs. Somebody movies, second, the Lost in Space variety, or third, the Buck-Rogers type soap opera. Star Trek was an example of well- written, imaginative fiction set in a futuristic mode, hence it was grade-A science fiction. Science fiction is a part of lit- erature,.and like all genres, has its share of trash, and classics. Star Trek was an example of adult science fiction written on an adult level. Like good literature it expressed a philosophy or idea. It showed how petty our hatred and differences are in light of the immensity of the Universe. Take the bridge crew-a melting pot of racial and ethnic differences. They were representa- tives of all mankind, not a nation or .. X power block. Humanity had learned ih S $ o : that appearance is valueless and that ' I , ' , 2:: , ...... intelligence and beliefs should form WW5? lXX-- 34$; bonds between races. The Federation's . nyjN . X bitterest foes, the Romulians, and lV I Klingons were most human in appear- 'I ' ance and could represent mankind's alter-ego. Gene Roddenbury tthe show's crea- torl had to fight with NBC to keep this philosophy alive, and sadly lost as i? K L t often as he won. After much ado, NBC t o allowed white Kirk to kiss black X1 Uhura-TV's first interracial kiss! 3 The networks desire for 't 7 action scenes caused more than one E0 10, d transporter failure. If it had worked whenever Kirk got into troubte, Scotty i 717W; t 55-: ,7,- would transport him the hell out, and x t 'tt. tx .. , ;-. L WM presto! No danger. But, with retreat W 7 WC? 't t -' ' e w ' cutoff, the good captain had to tight L5 ; 0-147 7- x, ' I 5. 1L1 just like Kojak or Matt Dillon. , Wll For an untorgetable time, plan to X, 3 k M IIIW attend one of the annual Star Trek con- i'. ' ,, T $ , an ventions. The most recent was held in 93' 7,; , 7 New York city, at the Americana Hotel 3 in January. It started at eleven AM, 5' but lines began forming at 8:30. Many :17; peopte waited well over two hours to k get in. Attendance was over 5,000, with fans of all ages and backgrounds. One could see the unlikely sight of a 40-ish lady in a Spock costume , com- plete with ears and make-up; seated next to her a seven year old who knew Star 7 Trek only from cut-apart re-runs on z it 0' xwthyfd All listened in rapt attentianHaFe M ah f William Shatner, James Doohan, and Wal- WXX ter Koenig spoke of their good at Star t t Trek days. Next, Isaac Asimov and Hall Clement talked about the intri- cacies of science fiction writing. Uncut track episodes were shown until . one in the morning, along with the Apes T movies, 2001, and a galaxy of others. a h . . ABA 7 $ NY ? jag Concessions sold a variety of pro- t i. W 6 ducts, a pair of original Spock ears g. ' Q . WA? WI ittgmy '97 z .i 6 4 K xxx i t ' were auctioned off at $45.00 an ear. it ? But fans were forced to settle for a fake $3.00 pair. The audience became partisan whenever the episodes were shown- 1500 Klingon-booing people are a force to be reckoned with! The funniest films were the 'tblooper reels tstutf that hit the cutting room floorJ Kirk running into a door that won't open, McCoy grabbing a nurse to save her from falling, or Spock grinning from Spock ear to Spock ear. So take heart, fellow Trekies ! The U.S.S. Enterprise may again Boldly go where no man has gone be- tore -back to TV, after having being cancelled. -Tony Mann g 3.5 Sig 95 C 320; .5532 PI :1 - . 0mm: 36: Xx '1' . xroom. afoo b4. 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HOME: AGAIN + start nah'rw V ' - Receive 5.0.0 and j 1 ,. 3 I . - -.. v' 1? 108 XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXIXI XXIXXXXXXIXXXX On Nov. 5, 1974, Lois Land idisguised as Noel Neill, Mild Mannered actress of some distinctiont appeared at Kutztown State College to amaze and inform those who were interested in Superman's Girl Friend. She heid workshops in the afternoon, discussing her acting career, on stage, in the movies, and on TV in the 50's. Never having followed the comics itsk, tsk, tslo her knowledge of SUPERMAN stemmed from the series alone, but her behind- the scenes stories were interesting and enlightening. Very at-ease with the audi- ence, she sat on the edge of the stage and managed to look and sound so much like Lois Lane that I kept glancing out the window at the birds and the planes and, well, Look, up in the sky . . . ! That night she carried on much in the same way, with the additional showing of one of the 50's Superman TV segments and the reading of old TV scripts On which KSC students participated . . . ReallyD SAC sponsored the whole nostalgic scene, and Scott Hunt had a hand in there some- where. And, yes, Noel Neill has red hair. -Mark Ammerman Ah,shorelnuff.'Wlne,women, WMTHOMX : Son ...mone, .mone mone Here's a, S I c. seei all ngsium! 3 KKK. in the Side, 5eanslmem3 ataste E 5 $idekick. In rn mouth, and it's 'a Ive had no aste Cd: all ll 5 l W s uck in my crow Well,bo s, le+'s clear our +h oats and make some how: sense ou+ of all +his. Wm, my, l lo men+ dome make me baggie 1 and welfare don? .sef me free . l: w 'l JR '3 cox- k: ' V ...AIIA .- 'l-ij-L- Mx --a-r-vw g; Wind's buggin you, buz? I Yer 04 keg ,DD! The College Choir presented two concerts on campus and five con- certs off-campus during the past year. Their fall concert featured Ameri- cana by Randall Thomson; their spring concert inctuded the Easter portion of Handel's Messiah, ac- companied by the college orchestra, and portions of Leonard Bernstein's Mass. Both concerts took place in the Georgian Dining Room. Off-campus concerts were su ng at, among other places, the Capitol Rotunda in Harrisburg and Millers- ville State College. Dr. Edwin Schatkowski Director choir on campus and is open to any , woman student. The group sings .Zj four-part music, composed or ar- , ' ll. H ranged for women's choir. it tries i: ' lg. H to develop weIl-rounded programs, , III Nil , i ,0. The Keystonaires is the women's ff a covering a large number and variety of historical periods and composers. At its spring concert, the Keyston- aires sang selections ranging from the 13th century to contemporary times and including Elizabethan mad- rigals, a portion from a Handel opera, some Schubert art songs, and por- tions of Bernstein's West Side Story. The group is considering the development of a program next year which would feature works by women composers. 3i;if$?m' ger' KEYSTONAIRES All students enrolled in the School of Art are members of the Art Stu- dents Association. During the past year the organiza- tion co-sponsored with SAC two-day workshops by a well-known painter, sculptor, and art therapist. The group sponsored a crafts workshop and the Fourth Annual Put-On Cos- tume Bail as part of the Spring Arts Festivalf ASA also performed service func- tions for the School of Art, among other things providing refreshments for and hosting gallery openings. Mr. John Landis, Advisor The Kutztown State College Con- cert Band is a musical organization that is open to students in all cur- ricula that play a brass, woodwind, andXor percussion instrument. One of the main objectives of the band is to provide the administration, the faculty, the community, and the stu- dents of this college many types of music through diversified musical concerts. Each year the band pre- sents a Young Peoples' Concert, a combined concert with another college band, and a spring concert. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Director Mr. Charles J. Scanzello, Assistant Director KSC CONCERT BAND 111 112 COACH PETERS B. Backus, A. Bankes, J. Beddeil, F. Blosenski, K. Bowser, S. Burghardt, T. Bzik, D. Fisher, K. Fisher, B. Grabryluk, D. Gliem, B. Harlan, B. Harper, 1. Hassler, T. Keim, W. Klaiber, G. Kruegel, J. Lemoine, M. Magliochetti, P. McDermott, M. McKenna, J. Moten, J. Reedy, P. Reese, J. Rhoads, R. Ritter, H. Rothman, L. Schneider, T. Smith. J. Strohl, S. Waimer, D. Weaver, G. Wentz, F. Williams, P. Wilson. Managers: G. Madenford, Schulbeis, L. Coaches: J. Peters. R. Leestma, K. Meyer. 113's I .2: M wagsag ngw ,s . . h N '31- i1 Although the record of the track and field team was a somewhat disappointing 3 wins and 9 losses, several members of the team performed extremely well. Indeed, four new KSC individual records were set. Frank Blosenski, a freshman, was the first KSC athlete to run the steeptechase and therefore establish a Kutztown record of 11:29.03 in this event. Lars Schneider, another freshman, set a new two-mile record of 10:01.6, breaking Chris Huck's record which had stood since 1970. Lars was also the first KSC athlete to run the six-mile race in a Pennsylvania conference track meet, establishing a KSC record of 34:04. Frank Williams bvoke Doug Pollard's 1971 record in the discus with a throw of 154 ft., 11 inches. Frank also qualified and participated in this event at the Division 3, NCAA finals hetd at Baldwin-Wallace College in May. He finished 14th out of 32 qualifiers with a throw of 150 ft., 7 inches. The KSC Most Valuable Player Award for 1975 in track went to John Rhoads while a similar award in field went to Frank Williams. With seventeen freshmen on this year's team now experienced and planning to return next year, Head Coach Jim Peters expects a much better season next year. 113 OWNSIAIIE COlIJEGIE 8!. COMMINII EIIIIIIIEII. Inlilllllnil Frank Zappa concert, Folk music festivals, Plays, films, Gallery opening, art shows, UAA food fest, the Put-On, and many evenings of KSC musical perfor- mances. This was just part of what made the third annual Spring Arts Festival at KSC, the greatest ever. UAA FOOD FEST 118 SCANZELLWS RECORDER 119 THERE HE IS Now, I'LL ewe CHASE! ? LATEK- ATgAME H ' HEY,CLOWN; j CHECK our , MMM 1.00an LIKE PATHY-MAN REM s 0T0. us gowe A 308. WHY, HE $057 HAVE Apmmzygo 1w PH HALF me CAMPUS ALKery! av . w m AHA! THIS MAY SOLVE 8058513025 7mmw WSW THE 5N RE mysmzy CAM LOOK AT mam ;- OF Hcsqatawezs! EXPLODES IN HIS FACE! IT .Ijx AN :5 F 565 FROM THE Goon ZAme; W?! 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Ed Miller, the director of UAA, flew to Pittsburgh to make sure there was a valid reason for cancelling the concert. Only one person voiced his disap- proval of the cancellation openly. The student wrote an article in the Keystone titled Where Have : the Concerts Gone? Ed Miller in- vited the student to his office and explained the circumstances. Ed Miller concluded by saying We've had a lot of good concerts here, and this is one of the few can- cellations we've had. It was a great concert! The crowd really like Styx, but they went wild over Kansas. -Nancy Smith 130 m at 9 g h h C' $393 w Minuet; . , w 'WvaVMWV, FACULTY PLAY This year's Faculty Play, You Know I Can't Hear You When the Water's Running, provided its three-nights-worth of audience with a good fun evening of Iight-hearted entertainment. The comedy, by Robert Anderson, is actually four one-acts on the war between the sexes, roIIed-up under one collective title which is a pivotal line in the first of the plays. Directing the plays was Berne Friedman, with John Grossman on lighting. The cast: Karin Gold- staub, Nancy McArthur, Denise Ryan, Gail Sinclair, Clarence Arnold, Harry Eshleman, Ben Harris, Stan Harwick, Tom Sexton, and Art Sinclair. Well, I was sitting around the house one day when I just happened to rip-off an amazingly loud fart. IGoshl' I thought, that one would have won a farting contestl' From there my mind wondered. I began thinking about settings and characters. I tried to think of the grossest people I'd ever known, and remembered some of the guys from the Navy-big guys from the north west. They were always drawling about logging and Iumberiacks. From them I eventually devel- oped the two superhero-type, Iogging-Gods in the story. And that's the unlikely process that George Weaver went through in the early develop- ment at his story Ace in the Hole tpgs. 16-19, Besides being a struggling young writer, George tage 26I is also a Kutztown State College senior tnow in his student-teaching semestert an ex-sailor, a husband, and a father. Just how he manages to find the time and money for this very full life and still keep up a 3.5 average is somewhat of a mystery. Well, money isn't really much of a pro- blem. I'm receiving veterans benefits, a PHEM grant, and a state scholarship and besides that, we live with my mother-in- law. We, is George, his wife Kathy, and baby daughterJ The thing I can't seem to find enough of is time. This student teaching is in- credible. It's the most work I've ever had in my life. After a full day I usually end up with about five hours work each night. I never see my wife, that's the toughest part. I have to wait till the weekend just to spend some time with her. George is a Secondary Education, Com- munications Major. He student taught at HOW GEORGE noes w... Wyomissing Middle School, and is now doing a stint at Exeter High School. I like teaching and working with kids. It's like a big show and I'm the star. But I wouldn't want to teach for the rest of my life. Teaching the same things to kids, year after year, has a tendency of making a person really dull. It takes a lot for a teacher not to become dull and boring after years of teaching. That's just not for me. I hope to teach for a few years and eventually get into writing fuII-time. George was in the Navy, but looking at him today, with his long hair and bushy heard, it's hard to picture him shaved and confined in a uniform. I was drafted, George chuckles. I went to East Stroudsburg in 66' for my freshman year, and I flunked out gloriously Why? Oh, I was immature, and I didn't really want to be in college. I just kinda' ended-up there after high school. I didn't have anything better to do, and I figured it would at least keep me out of the army. It didn't. George was drafted into the Army for two years, but managed to get out of it by joining the Navy-for four years! He was a radio-man aboard ship through much of his enlistment. Ah, the Navy wasn't bad. It just got awfully boring at times. I like the traveling, and the ocean! What I didn't like was the eight months we spent off-shore of Viet-Nam, bombing the inland intermittently. I couldn't see anybody getting killed, but I was sure we were hitting somebody. That bothered me. It went against all my beliefs about life. I still think about it sometimes. George winces a moment at the memory, but then jumps into another subject. I really started getting into writing in the Navy. It was poetry then. Now I'm very much into short stories. It's Harry Humes and his Short Fiction course, here, that gets the credit for sending George off in his present direction. Before that, George had taken most of KSC's other writing courses-including Journalism, and Creative Writing Drama. Well, I'll graduate this December, then I'm off to Grad. school. I'm hoping for acceptance at either the University of North Carolina, or Ohio University. My major? Creative Writing. George's work has appeared in the Key- stone newspaper, as well as in Keystonia 74, and 75. And, as any good writer should, he's constantly keeping the mails flooded with his work, traveling to and from various magazine editors. Well, says George, tipping his cap at a roguish tilt, and giving a little nod, That's how George does it! By PAUL LARSON and ROSEMARY BATEMAN 131 , KSC PERFORMING DANCE PORTMANTEAU Commonly known as the PDP, the Dance Portmanteau is the college's answer to the New York City Ballet. Having had a most rapid growth during the past three years, the PDP is known for its work in areas of Harrisburg, Reading, and Pottstown, to name but a few places. A group of approximately fifteen dan- cers this past year, it has presented a series of elementary school programs and performances at Harrisburg, and near-by Fleetwood high schools. Dance history lecture-demonstrations were presented in Reading and at the college, as well as three wider-acclaimed performances of HA Gallery Opening as the group's part in the annual Spring Arts Festival. Deal- ing with an artist's creation of four art pieces, the work moved beyond the dan- cers' interpretation of the Moody Blues album Days of Future Passed, presented the previous year. During the year, the PDP, guided by advisor Deane Lenhart, plays host to various professional dance companies. KSC has en- joyed having such groups as Gus Solomon's Dance Company, the North Carolina Dance Theatre, and the New England Dinosaur on campus. And each year brings new and more exciting experiences! -Mary Beth Evans ; X J x 134 $$ , Wmmwnrm mm vw , WWW mun m WNW ,V: ' ??mmmg. Dracula 1' ' jf3: Those who still get their kicks from Bella Lugosi movies and sleep easier with garlic wreathed crucifixes by their bedsides must have viewed Dr. Raymond McNally's lecture in Schaeffer Auditorium on October 24 with mixed dissappointment and facination. Pro- fessor of Russian and Eastern European History at Boston College and co- author of the much talked-of book In Search of Dracula , Dr. Mc- Nally is regarded as one of the world's foremost authorities on Draculaea name associated not only with the demonic bloodsucker of Hollywood but with Vlad Tepes the thoroughly mortal iif sadisticallv denravedt Drince of Rumanian history. Vlad Tepes was, McNally tells us, a fifteenth century prince of Wallachia, an area lying just south of Transyl- vania. His surname, which means t'the impaler denotes an activity that was both a sadistic pastime and his favorite method of executing those un- lucky enough to incur his displeasure. While such a hobby as ramming stakes through the bodies of human beings- which he is said to have pursued with as many as 20,000 victems at one time-might not seem the ideal topic for dinner conversation, our illustrius prince apparently thought different and sometimes dined in the middle of the execution fields. An army of invading Turks, somewhat weaker of stomach, is said to have retreated upon sight of such carnage. Vlad Tepes was called by his people a blood- thirsty berserker and even his princely title Dracula means alternately ttSon ot the Devil r Son of the Dragon tDragon being the name of a religiouseorder with which his father had been investedt. Small wonder that vampire legends grew to be associated with him and that the Englishman Bram Stoker used him as the basis for his famous fictional vampire count. Though Dracula's ostensible tomb is known to be embtv toerhaos desecrated as a token of his 'countrymen's esteemt late night horror movie buffs will have to reconcile themselves with the fact that the popular Dracula is largely the child of Bram Stoker's nineteenth century novel. Dr. McNally has already written, to- gether with Dr. Radu Florescu, several books on the Dracula legend including Dracula and the Tactics of Terror talso the name of courses McNatIy has taughtt and ttDracula -A Biogra- phy of Vlad the Impaler He is cur- rently working on an anthology of vam- pire tales to be entitled A Clutch ot Vampires . -Ron Perry 138 CH RISTMAS- KUTZTOWN STYLE Ho-Ho-Ho-l Tis' the season to be jolly, and all that FolI-de-al. December 25 was rapidly approaching, and so were exams! With all the Holiday rush-rush-rush, and the last minute end-of-semester, start-of-exams cram-cram- cram, well, it's amazing, but some students actually found time to stick up the ol' Christmas decorations. Dorms glitteted with all the sparkle that colored con- struction paper, and tempera paint would afford. And it truly was a jolly holiday after all. The date-Wednesday, Feb. 5. The time-ll:45. The place-Kutztown State College, on the DMZ. ln- cident-The Great Snowball F ight. It had been cold that day, and the National Weather Bureau predicted snow for Berks county. Forecasted accumulation-two to six inches. A lone girl walked across the DMZ. tShe was a Johnson Hall babe .l Suddenly, as if from nowhere, came the first snowball. It struck the startled co-ed on the left cheek, just below her eye. Witnesses testify that she screamed once, and then began to return fire at a large male caucasian dressed in bulky blue winter garments. Two freshman males, on their way back from visiting a friend, saw the incident and immediately made snowballs, and rushed to the young girl's aid. And so it began. It is alleged that the Hall Director of Rothermel instigated the battle, which is said to have been a direct result of his challenging the Johnson Hall babes . By 11:15 the DMZ was freckled with students, all were armed with snowballs. The battle raged for over an hour. By 12:35, scattered snowball fire was still apparent. By 1:15, all was quiet on the trampled snow of DMZ. The next day life went on as usual. The battle was done. Herets SNOW inYour Face 2 140 TODAY I know I love you! I love you so deeply, l oft feel the gentle pain of that love; When apart I feel the aching loneliness of your absence. I know I love you, because I already experience the void and fear of a life without your closeness, you soft compassion and understanding, and your warm embrace. Yet I also know the pain and frustration of wondering if you feel that love when I may not have freely and fully shown it! My mind aches over the possibility that tomorrow you may not know my feelings, because I did not say them, nor behave them, Even worse: I pain over the chance that you will misinterpret my inadequate manner and gestures as rejection and come to despise me. But tomorrow is tomorrow, and will eventually, but always, become today . . . And I always love you today! -TOM A. WOLFE 0N AGING Love warms my heart; My anger excites my blood. Laughter helps me digest my food; My crying cleanses my soul Tranquility eases my muscles and limbs; My fear tightens my face and belly. Yet, even with all this natural balance and rhythm: I wake every morning and wonder why my body resists and aches; Why my skin gets tough and my hair gets gray? -Tome A. Wolfe X x The Epsilon Zeta chapter of Kappa Delta Pi, national honorary society in Education, has as its primary func- tion tutoring of students in all aca- demic fields. In addition, members of this organization do reading for the visually handicapped and in the past have worked with prison rehabilita- tion programs in Reading and Allentown. This past year, the organization was called upon to initiate new chapters at West Chester and at Cheyney. Twelve members attended the Eastern Regional Convention this past year in Boston-the largest delegation of any chapter in the Eastern Regional Group. KAPPA DELTA Pl Psi Chi, the national honorary society in Psychology, welcomes psy- chology majors with a HR average in their major and an over-all quality point average of 2.9. The organization brings speakers to the campus who are of interest not only to psychology students but also to the general public. Last fall, it sponsored a visit by Dr. Joseph Wolpe, renowned for starting the theory of Behavior Modification techniques. The group also promotes informal faculty-student dialogues on psycho- logical topics. Dr. Constance Dent, Advisor 142 Gamma Theta Upsilon is an inter- national honor society in Geography. The Kutztown Chapter-Gamma Psi -was founded in 1965 under the sponsorship of the late Dr. Josephine Moyer. Since then, the Chapter has initiated 112 honor students in geography. The Chapter annually schedules a wide variety of events. The past year was highlighted by hiking and camping trips to the Delaware Water Gap, the La Anna Youth Hostel in the Poconos, and to the white water kayak races at Loyalsock State Park. The Chapter's lecture series inciuded slide lectures by Dr. Max Slick, Dr. Eugene Tobin, and Prof. Harding Jones. Mr. Allen Schutt, Advisor Kappa Mu Epsilon, the national honorary society for mathematics majors, was involved in a number of activities this past year. The group sponsored a successful games night at which a number of peopleemathematics and non-math- iematics majors-played mathemati- cal games. Members attended a con- ference for mathematics teachers at Shippensburg and also partici- pated in the Kutztown Mathematics Department conference and picnic. At the annual initiation banquet, the group was addressed by Mr. Strud Custer, president of a well- known computer firm. Dr. Irving Hollingshead, Advisor KAPPA MU EPSILON The Commonwealth Association of Students, Incorporated, is a non-profit, individuaI-membership organization of the fourteen state- owned institutions of higher education in Pennsylvania. Created to serve the special interests of students enrolled in those institutions, the Association intends to further the aims of higher education by collecting and assembling the opinions and positions of students, student governments, and the governing board of the Association, for the purpose of disseminating this information to relevant state agencies. Secondly, to act as a liaison between the Governor, Legis- lature, Department of Education, representative faculty union or any organization, or individual whose role depends on the success of the state colleges. It also aims to promote the passage or defeat of legis- lation which the Association deems relevant to the students. And finally, it insures the individual rights of students as full and equal citizens. The Commonwealth Association of Students began in June, 1973, as an outgrowth of The Pennsylvania State Association of Student Government when students decided they needed an organization to tackle broad issues. Student governments had to deal with on-campus problems at their particular schooIs-whether it was open visitation in dormitories or armed campus police. But there were more general 144 problems affecting students at all the colleges-like scholarship funding and keeping tuition down. CAS leaders locate their targets by monitoring bills introduced in the Legislature. lf a bill would affect students, the Executive Director proposes a position. The organization's board of coordinators tstudent representatives from all the state collegest review the position and approve or modify it. Once they've approved a position, the lobbying begins. Each campus contains its own local chapter of CAS in order that the students may have a more direct voice in the lobbying organiza- tion's direction. A campus referendum, conducted during fall, 1974, indicated that tuition, education appropriations, the Commonwealth University Act, the minimum wage, and the drinking age were the students' main concerns. CAS membership was small in the early days. As recently as December, 1974, there were only 3,300 students in the organization. Membership is presently reaching the 10,000 mark, with Kutztown claiming 1,000 of these members. Continued growth is the goal for CAS since increased size means politicians will be even more interested in what students have to say. If you're still in school and are not a member, please join us. -Ted Hendrie J. Bender, S. Daubenspeck, L. Gass, B. Hill, M. Krokenberger, R. Lee, D. Moyer, M. Sharbaugh, G. Testa, D.Walzer. COACH SHACKELFORD A group of dedicated sharpshooters, coached by Ed Shackelford, led the KSC Rifle Team to a year of reasonably suc- cessful competition. During the 1974-75 season, the team compiled a record of 14 wins and 17 losses. The high point of the season was reached in the Eastern Pennsylvania Intercollegiate Rifle League Tournament held in April at the University of Scranton. The team placed third in the tournament; however, Marie Krokenberger, Diane Walzer, and Lisa Gass placed 1,2,3 in the individual women's scoring. Marie Krokenberger placed 5th in overall individual scoring, and Robert Lee placed 6th. BABES Kilns A Musical Comedy by Rogers and Heart Roger's and Hart's Babes In Arms was this year's choice for the big spring musical. It was presented in Scheafer Auditorium on March 6,7, and 8th. A lot of hard work brought about it's success as a wonderfuly entertaining production. Babes In Arms is a musical comedy about a group of tall- American kids working in summer theater during the forties. The kids -aspiring actors and actresses-are faced with a miserly producer tSeymore FIemingi who is attempting to swindle his secretary tBunnyt out of her share of the shows profits. Fleming was played by Barry Minora, Bunny by Darlene Trump. Also making life difficult is Lee Calhoun, tPat Noonei a southern play-writeiactor who forces his very bad plays on the kids. The com pany finally rebels, grouping its forces around Bunny. Leading them, is Susie, tSusan Simmonsy a young theater enthusiast, who's in love with Val, their other leader. Val is a comical fellow who writes music and soon falls for plastic Jenifer Owens, tBarb MandelD spoiled child star, grown up, who is under the constant watch of her priggish mother Mary Ann TaylorJ Together, the kids, now led by Bunny, win out and have a jolly summer after all. Babes In Arms displays the fantasies and realities of the theater through song and dance. It made for a fun evening of entertai nment. -Ginger Moser and Tom Golightly . ' P o ' . . OHDHIIII 0 1315 I A crash landing for the Kissinger shuttle: The Mideast was again in Tolenlially grave c 148 F Qaesszner - Q? Pm disappointed you failed to speakout while the government was spending $140 billion and 50,000 lives in Vietnam . 99 Bockezsller - 99 I can see you never ran for poh'tical office , young man. 99 ,-r.v.-.0 SVMEIZJ 0 year , A0 as $35. a ................... cadoon... 149 150 Tau Beta Sigma is a national honorary sorority for bandswomen. Membership is open to those women who have participated in the band at least one semester and who have shown leadership and musicianship ability. This band sorority has been very active in recruitment, interest, and desire for promoting instrumen- tal music at Kutztown State. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Advisor Kappa Kappa Psi is a national hon- orary fraternity for bandsmen. KSC received its colony status in 1972. Membership is open to those male students who have participated in the band at least one semester and who have shown leadership and mu- sicianship ability. This band frater- nity has been very active in recruit- ment, interest, and desire for pro- moting instrumental music at Kutz- town State. Mr. Richard G. Wells, Advisor 11!? KAPPA KAPPA PSI The Kutztown State College Marching Band provides pageantry, precision drills, and a variety of music for shows and parades throughout the fall season. Its membership consists of approxi- mately 120 students which includes a rifle corp, a twirling corps, and a drill flage corps as well as the band. The KSC Marching Band has grown musically and in membership to become one of the outstanding organizations of the college campus. So, for the sights and sounds of any fall season, it is the K80 Golden Bear Marching Band in action. Mr. Richard Wells and Mr. Charles Scanzello, Directors O o. t o. o O O O O I a 9 1 5'5 '3' a ' a I y; . . oil...- u I u u I I I I I I I I . 00'.... II... I'D... .lIIQIIIIII l i I t I I I l l I IIIIIIunn-IIIII III. I I I Illlnu-uIIIIIIIIIIIIICIIIIIIIIIII - o O. O 90IOCQOOOI... u . o C o O c I COMPUTER CENTE a Christ is the man in charge. He leads the thirteen staff members in serving the administration, by doing everything from billing to compiling class lists. The only problem encountered is the popularized notion of the supposed threat of dehuman- ization, a la a computer take over. As the previous president of the systems council said, I'd give $100.00 if someone could show me a cartoon about computers that isn't critical of them. After the installation of the computer, in March of 1970, Mr. Henry Christ was asked to head the department. For the faculty's benefit he brought in represen- tatives from iBM, RCA, and UNIVAC. Unfortunately, however, the faculty's response was very poor. A few faculty members did take full advantage of the computer center. Dr. Chambliss recently published his work on the bending of light rays, with the assistance of the computer. The Statistics Tests were developed here, and a book written on them-Statistical Sub Routines. The members of the center are not involved in teaching. They are striclty for consultation. However, student do use the center. Classes from American Political Parties, to Computer 8. Natural Languages process their problems throught the Center. -Nancy Smith 154 In February of 1975, John Dean addressed a crowd of some three thousand people in Keystone Hall at Kutztown State College. His visit was a one night stand on his speaking tour of several colleges, and universities. During his introduction Dean explained that he was not appearing in order to make money but rather because he wanted to share the experiences I went through, tell you about the bad judgements I made, and the mistakes I made. He continued by stating ways in which he benefited from the Watergate ordeal. While in prison he was able to see the reality of the criminal justice system and feel the injustices which are present. He related an ex- ample of such unfairness by telling of his acquaintance with a young person who was sentenced to ten years for simply possessing one ounce of marijuana, while Dean, himself, got only four months. This comment, needless to say, brought forth a generous response from the audience. Dean then gave his explanation as to why he participated in the coverup and other activities, stating that he had been blinded by my own ambitions. He was also trying to please his superiors, and felt that che fairness of human nature played a large part of the coverup. Dean defined the happenings of the Water- gate coverup as the result of the Hcorupt use of power by government officials for political purposes. He said, however, that there was no master plan of activities concerning the coverup, but rather, things were taken care of as they came up. He added that if they had gotten away with the coverup and he had stayed in the White House he would have continued to have a dis- torted perception of government and the way it is run. He said it this Watergate hadn't happened the next one would have been much worse. EX-CON SPEAKS- KUTZTOWN STATE COLLEGE Following this, Dean held a question and answer session with members of the audience for the remainder of his talk. He made it clear that he came to meet with the students, not the press, so he was, therefore, not holding a press conference. One question asked Dean was, It you had the choice to sentence youself, what would you have sentenced yourself to? In answering Dean said, No man was more surprised than I was when Sirica released me with four months in- stead of four years. He added that he expected at least one year and was elated when freed after serving only four months. Other questions asked, along with their replies were: Q.- Have you been cautioned as to what to discuss? A.-HN0. However, I am not at liberty to discuss anything that is presently under investigation. Q.-HWhat are your plans for the future? A.-The reply was that he cannot practice law because of being disbarred. He plans to go back to writing. He has bad job offers at high salaries. Q.- You were blinded by your ambitions . ambition that is, strongest wins . . . this is a philosophical problem in law. A.-'Il knew I was violating laws . . . I was slow to accept I was violating these . . . You can't legislate morality, it must be in a man . . . until men follow them, laws are useless. Q.-I'How will Watergate come out? A.- Nothing more about the coverup or break-in can come out except tine points about why men did what they did. Q.-HDo you think the CIA has done a better cover-up of Watergate than the White House? A.- Panels investigating the CIA won't find most . . . there has already been a big bon fire. Q.-tIWho conceived the White House Enemy List? Il.-uMany names involved . . . the memo, tHow to Screw Your Enemies' was to start an enemies Iist. . . it never got off the ground. Q.-ItWas Agnew involved, or was he just along for the ride? A.-I'He was never involved in Watergate . . . he only gave the line he was told to give. Q.- Did Nixon discuss the case with Warren Burger? A.-I'Colsen said he had a convesation with Nixon and Nixon was confident he would win the tapes case. Nixon, as seen by Dean, was a man of many different moods. He enjoyed being alone and was shy with peopIe-never at ease until the other person was at ease. He was, however, always in command of the situation at hand, and preferred to see the facts on paper. The former President wanted people kept away by the HPaIace Guard and one needed an appointment to see him. He always looked ahead to tomorrow, instead of today. In answer to the question of how would Nixon's presidency be recorded by history, Dean made reference to all of the public relations work done by Nixon, expecially his trip to China. As an added com- ment on the subject of China, he said, llthe Chinese took so few words to say so much, our lawyers take so many words to say so little . -Sue Spacht Dr. Jentsch and students examine a traditional Old Order Mennonite design for a buggy blanket. More than 160 students enrolled in eight relatively nontraditional courses offered during KSC's fist mid-year term. The other 800 students relaxed, traveled, worked, or just stayed home during what amounted to a five to six-week break between semesters. The mini-term, which ran from Janurary 6 through January 24, provided student with an opportunity for three weeks of intensive study in one subject. Some students Htripped through Mennonite country with Dr. Jentsch; others crossed South of the Border with Prof. Sloat to paint Mexico red; a few travelled to DeFrann to learn bathroom in the purest Castilian from Prof. Gallo. Even the grape pickers didn't boycott his classesJ At times, the wrestlers and swimmers had to fight everyday microbes, as students and professors turned Green with envy, looking at crafty Evangelistas fervently fielding experiences in open and shut classrooms-all of this recorded on meduim, halfinch videotapes. In any case, the college was lively in a quiet way, and students had a chance to try their hand at some interesting courses and activities not available in the regular curriculum. COURSES OFFERED 1. Spanish for Travelers. 2. Research Techniques With HaIf-lnch Videotape Technology. 3. Craft Techniques in Wood, Paper, and Cloth. 4. Painting in Mexico. 5. Field Experience in Open Education. 6. Mechanics of Wrestling and Swimming Officiation. 7. Microbiology in Everyday Life. 8. Old Order Mennonites in an Industrial Society. LACROSSE a COACH S. MILLER COACH P. MILLER Re Barry. J. Caramanica, L. Cottone, J. Eberle, l. Erwin, L. Fillman, R. Gordon, J. Greiner. M. Jones, P. Krawiec, G. Kruse, J. Lentz, T. Mahoney, J. Marco, W. Messler, G. Millen, M. Morales, J. O'Brien, J. Onacki, T. Ott, P. Redden, M, Rice, J. Ridges, C. Rivera, J. 3- Byrnev 0- Hamburg. 0- Hammin- K- Pichinsom c. K'inze'v 1- Knawe: 5; WW. Schafer, J. Shunk, D. Slivka, J. Smith, G. Sobel, R. Stein, R. Vishio, T. Voigtsberger. S. Lucine, L. Norman, C. Oswald, K. Pans, P. Plotts, L. Prazenka, J. Schmoyer, B. Coach: P. Miller. Schnaithan, D. Schulte, M. Slivka. Managers: T. Becker, S. Halulakos. Coach: S. Miller. Lacrosse has hit the campus with a rush. The men's and women's teams both drew a lot of support from enthusiastic students, eager to play this native American Indian game. The women's team, coached by Sue Miller, Assistant Professor of Elementary Education, and the men's team, coached by husband Pete Miller, Associate Professor of Anthropology, both had excellent seasons. 158 MEN The Men's Lacrosse team, with an 11 win, 2 loss record, had its best year since it began intercollegiate competition four years ago. The team finished the season with 8 consecutive wins. The final two victories over Villanova University and Wilks College were especially satisfying since the team had been aiming for these games all year. The only two losses were inflicted by nationally ranked University of Connecticut and Salisbury State College. The team, relying primarily on attack, ended up placing three players among the national collegiate scoring leaders in the country. John Greiner, a freshman, scored an unusual 14 goals in the last two games, ending the season with the hi average of 4.5 goals per game. John just beat out teammate Mike Rice, who ended up in second place nationally with an average of 4.3 goals per game. George Kruse, with 7.9 total points and 5.6 assists per game, was the hfl college player nationally in both of these departments. WOMEN The Women's Lacrosse squad, presently a club, is imminently awaiting intercollegiate team stat- us so that Women's Lacrosse can become an official varsity sport at KSC. The team played three games last year, handily beating Muhlenberg and Cedar Crest and edging out Lafayette 3-2. Diane Hamburg, first string goalie, who plays for a Phil- adelphia club as well as for KSC, won a spot on the all-star Philadelphia team in women's lacrosse. Last year, Diane toured with the U.S. Women's Lacrosse Team, usually considered the best women's team in the country. 159 51,! ;y .12.... 3? , mm. wmmm-mww , PAUL LAINCZ PHOTOGRAPHY BY RON PERRY When Paul Laincz, KSC's best tand onlyi photography instructor, describes himself as tta bastard but a nice bastard he's at least half right. If his caustic manners and delightfully perverse sarcasm are at times abrasive, one may rest assured that beneath it all lies a heartfelt and passionate contempt for humanity. But let us not be harsh. After all, his formidable grasp of photography tfor him the Kodak Brownie holds no secretsi is apparent from the fine work he has exhibited recently at Al- bright College, Northampton Community College, and in the last nine annual faculty exhibits. Morevoer, he was selected by Scranton's Everhart Museum as HArtist in Residence last year, and spent a week in April working and lecturing there. Nor can one help but admire the seriousness and dedication with which he approaches his work tproof positive is the condition of his pitiably neglected Volkswagon-flaking orange paint, two bent fenders, torn seat . . .i Since he joined the art staff in 1966, Photo II and a graduate photography course have, largely, through his efforts, been added to the curriculum, augmenting the lone introductory photography course he was hired to teach. His classes are always thought- fully planned and his artistic criticisms invariably perceptive, encouraging, and refreshingly undiluted. A list of Mr. Laincz's credentiaIs-a BS in Art Education from Massachusetts College, a masters from Syracuse Univer- sity, and tinterestingiyi a BS in Economics from Boston College-barely hints at the extent of his qualifications. He is prodigiously well read. Literature on photography, and aviation ta pet interest of hisi occupies much of his time, but to begin, in his presence, an argument on any subject takes daring. The belief that a deep awareness of life is essential to genuine artistic creativity is a dominant factor in his approach to his work and is probably what lifts his teaching so well above the Ievei of mediocrity. Mr. Laincz makes his home in Lyons, just outside of Kutz- town, and, amidst his activities as artist and teacher, has somehow found time to populate it with a wife of eleven years' marriage, a seven year old son, and a four year old daughter. He is also active in the local YMCA. He does most of his dark- room work at home, processing the yield of his Leica M-5 camera with the aid of a Beseler 23cll enlarger twith a Dichroic Color Head and Scheider Component and, we are told, a blind hunchbacked assistant whom he has kept chained in the dark- room for the past eight years. A photography course with Mr. Laincz may not be the easiset way to pick up three credits, but if you're a Fine Arts or Ad- vertising major, it's required anyway. T.S. At any rate, if you are lazy, camplacent, or smaII-minded, Paul Laincz may be just the pill you need. CYRUS E. BEEKEY 1906-1974 Our lives were enriched by his presence among us and his con- tributions will live long after him. The honesty, wisdom, fairness, benevolence, knowledge, clarity of thought, devotion beyond duty, systematic organization, educational leadership, whimsical humor, warm friendship, humility, and development of high academic stan- dards are but a few of the thoughts that college staff, alumni, and his students associate with Dr. Beekey, who died on October 11, 1974. His more than a quarter of a century as a teacher and administrator at Kutztown State College has made a decided positive impact on the history and on the future of this institution. We pay tribute to great intellect and to a warm, loving man who shared with us his learning, his pleasure in his own family, and who saw the college community as something more than a formal relationship. Dr. Beekey joined the faculty at Kutztown State College in 1943 as a teacher of physics in the 0.8. Army Air Cadet Corps program on campus. The following year, he was appointed professor of biology and science department chairman. Although he assumed considerable responsibility in his new position, he also accepted the added administrative duties as director of admissions for 10 years, beginning in 1946. In addition, he served as assistant dean of instruction from 1944 to 1955. In performing these multitudinous functions and in spending long hours in completing his many tasks, he earned the esteem of his colleagues and the warm respect of the student body. His office door was always open to students and faculty. In 1956, he was selected as dean of instruction for the college. In this capacity, he established the academic policies for Kutztown. He performed this task with grace and increased his skill and 162 enthusiasm through post-doctoral work in college administration at the Univetsity of Michigan. He served as recorder of grades, built the academic schedule, counseled students, recruited staff, advised faculty, and directed the summer sessions. To accomplish all this, he arrived early and worked far into the night, but main- tained an even disposition and endeared himself as a kind and gentle administrator. Among his professional attainments, Dr. Beekey was elected President of The Pennsylvania Academy of Science in 1954, and was a director of the Pennsylvania Science Teachers Association from 1957 to 1959. In 1956, Albright College honored Dr. Beekey with an alumni citation. He was awarded an honorary doctor-of-laws degree from Albright in 1968, and was cited by the State of Pennsyl- vania in 1970 for 40 years of dedicated service in education. Dr. Beekey's appointment as the Eighth President of the College took place on July 20, 1967, after a petition was presented to the K.S.C. Board of Trustees by the faculty, and then unanimously approved by that board. Although a respiratory ailment and hos- pitalization forced his retirement in two years, the college grew considerably in faculty, student body, and physical plant during his tenure. Student enrollment increased from 3800 to 4400, while the number of faculty rose from 215 to 237 members. Those of us who had the opportunity to work with him are richer for the experience. Those of us who were denied that opportunity know that we are the beneficiaries of his wisdom and labor. E. Earnest Foust Josef G. Guteliu nst Anne G. Schaeter Nicholas 0. Stevens George D. Weiss from the Faculty Senate Minutes mTHECLAssoFtWS: Haw Pam: AM'IDCONGRATULATeTHE GRADUATES arms wuss or 1475. IT seems HARDLY RDSSISLG THAT P002 YEARS HAVE PASSED swce mos-r OF YOU Wu 1145 cones: AND m-IEMDED-me OPENING CONVOCATION. THE $113500 '2 ?morFGEf-WEEE ngBEEBEENN AEEASESAEEEESAC'MWS wake me? WHIL w s I . ngch mmggosggksmlggkaowmm, izeoamwigwamzimmags BEEN CHARACFEmsTIc OFKu'rz-rowu snared , we HAVE A FAcutrYAND Aomwtsrkknon WITH DIVEKSIFIEDBACKGmONDS FROM Au. oveR THE coom'rlzy AND some RJREIGN coummes. we HAVEA FAUHFUL AND DEDICATED Nom-ws-rkocnomAL SMPF. CHANGES HAVE INCLUDED THE CON STRUCTIOM or new BUILDINGS -THE BeEKEY EDUCATION CENTER, AND gonna: HALL' THE. coNTwoAt. IMvac-TMENI'OF 1H6 CURRICULA; THE Aoomom OFNEW 8; 1146 IMPROVEMENTOF SERVICES; Auo THE conrwoeo uaom'ws OP mes. P02 EXAMPLe; DURWG- THE LAST RDUIZ yemzs'rue STUDENI' BILL OF mews, THE OPENING op meiomzz AND THE REVISION OFTHE PROBATION Mcv HAVE seem ENACTED. 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Bankes, Harold R. Bonser, Dennis Brumbaugh, Robert 8. Cash, Addison Christ, Henry J. Dreisbach, Dodson Earl Drumm, Paul Raymond Erdmann, John A. Fina, Robert P. Gaughan, Girard Paul Gutekunst, Josef Grant HershbergeI, James K. Huber, Harvey Johnson. James Edward Jones, Franklin Knoche, Ernest J. Miller, Edward P. Mobley, Mary Morgan, Robert Rambo, Vinton H. Rhein, Ronald R. Ryan, Henry M. Schlenker, Alma H. Shafer, Henry B. Stevens, Nicholas George mrsuuosnuno Sunderland, Ray Thomson, William Alfred Jr. Unger, Reno RONALD R. RHEIN Warzeski. Walter FACULTY ART Kern, Evan J. FINE ARTS Alagia, Nunzio Banta. John Purman Bleckmann, Walter R. Breter, Donald E. Bullock, David W. Carroll, James F.L. Keller, Frederick E. Kelly, James J. Laincz, Paul C. Landis, 10h K- Gonczsonms Olik, Theodore Quirk, Thomas C. Schmidt, Lutz Sloat, Rosemarie G. ART ED Badders. Charles L. Boggs, Jacqueline L. Burkett, Mary F. Chasse, Allan Drielbelbis, John F. Evangelista, Anthony J. Grossman, John G. Katter. Eldon L. Mantz, Harold C. Pawling, J. Allen Sawyer, John R. Schantz, Thomas F. Scheinder, Susan Stoltz, John E. Waibel, Margaret NUNZO ALAGIA EDUCATION Ryan, Henry M. Buckalew, Robert J. Budgy, Joseph Schaeffer, Gerald D. Schlenker, Alma H. Shafer, B. Henry Sunderland, Ray T. A-V ED MacAdam. Ronald R. McKIveen, Gilbert D. Peterson, David R. EL ED AND LAB SCHOOL Blynn, Catherine P. Burket, Clinton L. Cimino, Ann Mary Dornish, J. Robert Fisher, Sandra E. Fries, Douglas W. Fritch, Constance M. Grant, Leo R. Harvilla, Lorraine E. Harwick, Stanley C. Herring. Harry E. Jaycox, Maurita F. mm ' W' Kennet, Elsie L. Kulp, Janice J. Liddicoat, Elizabeth K. Marple, Charles E. Middleswarth, Merine M. Miller, Darwin W. Miller, Susan Moyer, Dorothy C. Northrup, John C. Richards, R. Jane Rohrbacher, Diane L. Roose, Carol A. Smith, Richard A. Stauffer, Floyd H. Trauger, V. Ruth Earley, Edward J. Van Gilder, Adalyn H. Wiens, Mary Wood, John A. SECONDARY ED uumn uvcox Evans, Winton C. SIIIIE KEISER HAIRY BMLEIM Gilles, Claire L. Hinkel, David J. Kinderman, Robert W. Leonzi, A.F. Peters, James B. Spang, Robert H. SP ED Lasky, Harry Lovett, Mary E. Paul, 8. Renee ENGLISH Ford, Raymond WJ. Bartholomew. Marguerite A. Bonser, Dennis Boothe, Billie Bradley, Samuel M. Byron, Arthur R. Eshleman, Harry D. Foust, E. Earnest Garrett, Peggy L. Hand. Jer me M. Harris, Bennett Hehr, Harold L. Humes, Harry Keiser, Samuel E. Kulseth, Leonard L. '5' ! MD Law, Richard A. Lindeman, Jack Monroe. George K. Newman, Arnold E. Nizro, August J. Park, Philip M. Richards, Emma S. Schaefer, Anne G. Stickney, Ruth F, Thomas, Alfred K. Yatron, Michael auunoomi GEOGRAPHY AND GEOLOGY Kaiser, Russell F. Conner, William B. Ensminger, Robert F. Jones, Harding Kendall, Paul L. DID FORD ll. mow IEIIM Leestma, Roger A. Mobley, Mary M.C. Monroe, Harding Schutt, Allen R. Scott, John D. Slick, Max H. Sprankle, Lynn R. HEALTH AND PHYSICAL ED. Calcagni, Gino R. Gundry, Ann T. Baldwin, George H. Hill, Lee L. lmschweiler, William Kantner, Margaret F. Lenhart, Deane R. McIntyre, James C. Millner, Edith JAMES comm Meyer, Kenneth L. Ori. Patricia A. cmnomuocmn panon, joseph S. Snyder, Betty L. Teske, Carol J. Wetherhold, Bruce 8. HISTORY Willits, Esther M. Atwell, Priscilla A. Bordwell, Lavern A. Collier, James L. Fries, Thomas R. Goldberg, Gordon J. Graver, Le A. Gzossman, Eugene lnnocenti, Gerard Kennet, Moshe Mazzaferri, Anthony J. Miller, Edward P. Musso, G. Joseph Sanelli, Thomas A. Valuska, David S. Warzeski, Walter C. White, John B. BRUCE WETHERHOLD Youngerman, Charles D. JOSEPH PATTON EDWIN SCHATKOWSKI LIBRARY SCIENCE Stevens, Nicholas C. Huber, Harvey Kanasky, William E. Kennet, Elsie Mack, Sara R. Mann, Carol Ann MATHEMATICS Evans, Edward W. Bateman, William E. Buckendorff, Fred G. Fithian, Ephraim B. Gebhard, Glenna Gerhard, 1. Calvin Hollingshead, Irving Jr. Hunkins, Dalton R. Jones, William E. Jr. OSCIRSNYDER Matz, Anthony A. Magridge, Larry R. Ottinger, Samuel H. Parks, Kyu Sam Pirnot, Thomas L. Snyder, Oscar L. Trafford, Charles White, Jason W. Wolff, Robert F. MUSIC Siekmann, Frank H. Barbera, Aceste LM. Malpas, Philip Mayberry, Earl L. Scanzello, Charles J. Schatkowski, Edwin Thomson, Selma Trollinger, Laree M. Wells, Richard G. JASON WHITE BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES Green, William A. Bahorik, John W. Duddy, Partick J. Evans, David C. Gary, Robert G. Gundy, Samuel C. Jones, Franklin D. Lawfer, Norwood P. Muzopappa, Frank P. Piscitelli, Joseph Rhein, Ronald R. Seewald, Robert H. Webb, Glenn R. PHYSICAL SCIENCES Agocs, William B. Chambliss, Carlson R. Curry, Frances 1.. Dempsey, Laurence F. Diao, Er Hung Hamel, Coleman R. Kiasat, Ahmad . Laurita, William m mum Schellenberg, John P. KENNETH L coon Walter, Karl F. POLITICAL SCIENCES Brasted. James E. Dixon, Albert Klucsarits, William J. Partel, Robert A. Whitcomb, Roger 8. mm ... PSYCHOLOGY am a. mums Mathias. C. Wilbur Cook, Kenneth L. Dent, Constance P. Jacks, Robert W. Keller, Leo Laurer, Donald K. Leighton, Phillip S. EDWARD A. SHACKELFORD Mandel, Jacob Polder, Edward J. Wadsworth, Margaret J. Williams, Mary P. Wolfe, Thomas A. Worrell, William C. SOCIAL SCIENCES AND PHILOSOPHY Tinsman, James Herbert Collier, Willism R. Dreisbach, Frances T. Fanger, Allen C. Friedman, Berne H. George, James R. Heimbach, Raymond 0. Jentsch, Theordore W. Lemieu, Christine Lucas, Raymond E. Miller, Edward P. Reeves, Earl Y. Shackelford, Edward A. Siddiqi, Musab Teeters, Thomas R. Watkins, Charles M. Westmoreland, Samuel D. Zusin, Elizabeth C. SPEECH AN D TH EATRE Massaferri, E. Annette Beaver, M. Eric Bartlett, Betty Crisson, Roberta L. Engelson, Henriette R. Grabowski, Richard R. Kern, Milton E. Marsh, William H. Ramsey, Benjamin A. Reinecke, Robert E. Sinclair, Arthur H. FOREIGN LANGUAGES Welsh, Homer Covode Arnold, Clarence E. Castiel, Dionisio Christman, Henry R. FRED BUCKENDORFF ANTONIO PEDROSO 171 LANGUAGES Conner, William B. Coulter, Mary W. Dunn, David L. Durr, Gertrude A. Felkay, Andrew Fortune, Richard D. Frederick, John L Gajic, Dragomir Gallo, Joseph I. Kieffer, Ralph W. Matula, Anne E. Miller, Richard K. Newton, Elizabeth M. Pedroso, Antonio Sexton, Thomas P. Syben, Isolde MARY COULTER ROBERTA CRISSON . . . SPEECH AND DRAMA Orginally from Illinois, Texas, Colorado, and, Missouri, Mrs. Crisson decided to relocate in the east. She went to under- graduate and graduate school at the Uni- versity of Missouri. She found a job at Kutztown, decided she liked the quation, and had made plans to stay. I The following is a short interview with Mrs. Crisson conducted by Nancy Smith: Why do you teach instead of act? I like the creative aspect of watching people develop, I also enjoy directing. In the back of my head I guess I sort of wanted to devote all my time to acting, but with 19,000 other actors out of work . . . What jobs did you have previous to Kutztown? I taught high school speech and drama for nine years. Two of those years were spent in Iran at a multi-Iingual coliege prep school. Did you do much traveling while in Iran? We took off every chance we could. RICHARD MILLER One of my favorite times was in Russia, we spent Christmas and New Years in a snow covered Dr. Zhivago-style chaiet. In Afganistan we followed the Ghenghis Khan trail. While going through Europe we usually camped. While in Iran Mrs. Crisson was actively involved in The International Theatre of Drama, she did acting as well as directing. Have you come across any major pro- blems at Kutztown? The only frustra- tion I've encountered here is the low budget. We want to innovate and develop, but feel thwarted due to lack of funds. However, the good things compensate for it. Outside of her career Mrs. Crisson en- joys sailing, riding and showing horses, camping, the outdoors, and most of all, life in general. -Nancy Smith TOM WOLFE PSYCHOLOGY BY NANCY SMITH We all get drugged on something. For some it's politics, Vietnam, the economy, capitol punishment; for others it's television, concerts, publications, awards. Grass seems to be the current scapegoat for any number of social ailments. Marijuana certainly has the capacity to hurt those who can't handle it, but then each of us has something in life we can't handle. I don't believe grass can mess up someone who isn't already there. We seem to constantly cop-out on the real issues and chase windmills like marijuana. I sometimes feel this is because there are those who tend to gain by diverting us from real issues; most times I think people don't understand and are just goddam scared. I enjoy being around people. Sometime I don't under- stand them, they tick me off-sometimes they drive me nuts. But after I've had time to think about it-they always help me to learn something; I always grow. The people I meet keep me going. The only problem Mr. Wolfe has encountered at Kutztown is the educational indifference of some students. Hl'm serious about the education that goes on hereiat KSC tor the education that's supposed to go onl It seems the college campus draws more students each year that feel the college should help them learn what they should be learning by simply living. I feel the college should still be an institu- tion set aside to provide a formal education beyond what one learns at home, in parks, on the streets, in bars. or in bed. HOne learns how to think. It takes discipline and hard work. Some students are pseudo-thinkersz people who want to just sit around and think without being involved in the reading, writing, and the basics fundamental to thinking. Originally from Womelsdorf, Pa., Mr. Wolfe went to AI- bright College majoring in chemistry and math. After a year of working in research and development at the Berylium Corportation, he decided to go back to Albright for his degree in psychology. He taught at Albright, and was a psychologist at Hamburg State School and Hospital, before coming to Kutztown in 1968. Tom Wolfe's view on life is seen through his poetry. Since most of his poems are very personal, only a few have been published. He has a lot more to offer that can be seen in an 8:00 lecture. His view on love best describes him. What can I, or anyone else, ever say about love. Love is probably at the core of all our existences. We may deny it and fight it, but it's there and it's what makes life worthwhile. You walk getting nowhere You walk everywhere that way. You took the colors from your face and put colorless colors on your face. You have no face left You can have anyone's face. When you pull at nothing- all of you is pulled by it. You push at nothing and everything in you is pushed by the emptiness which you have invented. -from DAN KAMIN, a poem by Daniel Leger DAN KAMIN YMimeY SILENT COMEDY . . . LIVE Risley Hall 8:00 pm. February 24, 1975 February 14 is Valentine's Day. Mush . . . It Was also Casino Night and Sadie Haw- kin's quick-step time at the North Student Center. What's the story, Jerry? Well you show yer ID. in the Blue Room, and yer in! You also get 25,000 in phoney mazoola which you can lose as you choose, or double with no trouble if you're lucky. The Big 6, Craps, Black Jack, Horses, Roulette and double deaiin'. One armed bandits of the two-legged variety. Lotsa fun. For every 25 grand you win and turn in you receive a raffle ticket which may win you Truth, Happiness and a popcorn popper or some tickets to Tanganyika. Meanwhile upstairs, the band plays on and Lucy bumps with Charlie. Good sized crowd and lots of hors-d'oeuvres and punch cir- culating via Tray-and-Waitress. Rick Keeley was at the helm with the preparation for the big shebang, and lots of folks stuck it out on this Friday night to make it a success. When the house had been cleaned out of tickets and the winners had cashed-in their beans, the band stepped down, and big Ed Miller tMr. Hip, folks . . . i took the mike, along with Sharon Zernholdt and Dave Heffelfinger. Numbers were called and one by one the prizes found owners. I would have liked the American Beauty album, or perhaps the tickets to Timbutktu and back. A TV's, radios, Larry Stratton T-shirts and other useful and interesting items became the' private property of lucky ticket holders. All danced out and slightly dazed, I went home twith my Valentine under my arm, bless herJ Casino Night was well executed and a heckuva Iotta fun for all involved. Who needs Las Vegas or PA Lottery? 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The organiza- tion, which meets twice a month, observes all Jewish holidays and periodically brings in speakers to talk about Jewish history, customs, and folklore. Last year, the organization held a Seder in the Georgian Dining Room and showed a movie, uCabaret, on campus. Hillel holds an annual open house meeting the second Wednesday of the school year to welcome prospec- tive new members. Mr. A. Leonard Friedman, Advisor HILLEL The Newman Association Council with the Catholic Chaplain plans and carries out all the activities of Newman Association. These include religious, social, social action, and cultural programs. Weekly liturgies, retreats, theological discussions, scripture study, and shared prayer form the backbone of Newman's religious life. Dances, hayrides, hikes and par- ties are scheduled throughout the year. Working with the aged, with dependenUneglected children and with young people from center city Reading are forms of social action undertaken by the Council. The an- nual Christmas Liturgy and the REJOICE program are expressions of the talent and creativity of the Newman community. Ms. Anne Matula, Advisor The Kutztown Inter-Varsity h tian Fellowship exists to share with students on campus the faith of its members in the living Christ and to provide opportunities for Christian growth, fellowship, and service. Last year, the chapter held numer- ous large and small group meetings, including Bible study and exposition, prayer sessions, workshops and special interest meetings. The chap- ter organized and operated several coffeehouse sessions to provide a means of fellowship and an oppor- tunity for sharing one's faith with those who stopped by. In April, the chapter distributed nearly 2,900 free copies of the New International Version of the New Testament on campus. Ms. Carol Mann and Dr. Edward Evans, Co-Advisors 180 Wm Z42 rape of quzzlaa'raez W4 QM F ZAPPA SPEAKS! AN EXCLUSIVE ZAPPA INTERVIEW HSomebody in that audience out there knows what we're doing, and that person is getting off on it beyond histher witdest com- prehensions. Perhaps the most unique aspect of the Mother's work is conceptual continuity of the group's output macrostructure. There is, and always has been, a conscious control of the thematic and structural elements flowing through each album, live per- formance, and interview. It's been over ten years now that Frank Zappa put together ORGANISM ONE. After the Mother's reached Hollywood they played the farthest reaches of Sunset Strip. Spotted by Tom Wilson as a petentially hot white blues band, they were placed into contractuat bondage by Verve records. We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers. Other activities include the film 200 Motels, the album 200 Motels, and the promotional tour of Europe. The tour proved to be a roadlife disaster, with the group's equipment completey in- cinerated during a concert in Montreux, Switzerland, and Zappa nearly killed when a crazed person pushed him off stage into the pit of London's Rainbow Theatre. After a month in the hospital, Zappa retired to a nine month wheel-chair stint, during which he managed to do no interviews, and simultaneously write a musical play HThere is no undertaking more challenging, no responsibility more awesome than being a Mother. -Richard M. Nixon Thanks a lot, Dick. -Frank Zappa -Nancy Smith The Student Activities Committee is the standing committee of the Student Government Board charged with the responsibility of campus- wide programming. Sub-committees of SAC include concerts, performing arts events, speakers, films, fotk and dances. All SAC sponsored activi- ties are open to the entire campus community. SAC membership is open to any student wishing to participate in planning for and presenting SAC sponsored programs. Persons inter- ested in joining SAC should contact Chris Tibbits, As'Sistant Director of Student Activities in the North Stu- dentCenter. Ms. Christine Tibbits, Advisor Look almost any time on campus during the Spring Arts Festival or at various times during the year and you'll find Reader's Theatre in performance. Last year, the highly versatite members of this group worked in ensemble or alone. They hosted the 10th Annual lntercotlegiate Oral ln- terpretation FestivaI-an event that attracted twelve colleges and univer- sities from the East. They also took part in orat interpretation events at Clarion and Towson State. The group performed for local groups-among them Rotary clubs, Lehigh Valley day care centers, and area elementary and secondary schools. Reader's Theatre is open to all students, regardless of major or READER'S TH EATRE Ms. Roberta Crisson, Advisor 184 Over the past three years Kutz- town State College has cooperated with Eaton Hall College of Education, Retford, England, in providing sel- ected undergraduate students with a fall semester exchange experience. Thus far, 40 students at KSC have participated in the program. The program is run on an Heven exchange basis, with Eaton Hall College sending the same number of their students to Kutztown as KSC sends to Eaton Hall. This past fall, for example, ten Eaton Hail students came to Kutztown while ten KSC stu- dents went to Eaton Hall. Students who have participated in the program are most enthusiastic about the exchange student experi- ence and reluctant to return home. Mr. James Johnson, Advisor The Foreign Cultures Alliance, open to all majors, tries to acquaint students with selected features of foreign cultures. The group has four chairpeople, a major from each language offered at KSC, and at- tempts to schedule at least one event connected with each language. High points of the past year were a visit by La Tuna, a group of travel- ing minstrels from Spain, the show- ing of a French film on the Louvre, and a trip to hear Alicia de Larrocha sing. The group regularly hosts teas for foreign language majors and has parties, featuring foreign cultures' food and carols, at Christmas. Ms. Anne Matula and FOREIGN CULTURES ALLIANCE k COACH HILL 14x3. in m. 4 vi X 1x KVQUn, J. Angstadt, S. Baker, F. Borges, B. Btenneman, C. Candy, T. Didyoung, B. Dieruff, M. Gross, B. Grotz. S. Helfrich, M. Holt, B. Jacobson, J. Johnson, P. Looft, S. Mellinger, Y. Nabavian, C. O'Neill, M. Reffie. L. Sandridge, K. Schaum, J. Shapero, C. Smith, T. Smith, J. Swift, 1. Taylor, J. Tyron, T. Underkoffler, J. Urquia, M. Vinci, K. Yost. Managers: J. Yesco, D. Young. Bob Dieruff has done a lot for Kutztown State soccer, but probably wishes he could have done just a little more. In the four years HBobby has been a Kutztown State soccer player, he missed only one game-and that was the final game of the Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference tECACt tournament at Muhlenberg. Bobby led the team to a semifinal victory over Elizabethtown, but on the way, the Allentown native was injured. He couldn't play the final game of his career, and Kutztown didn't win. That ECAC tournament is ony the first of many post-season tournaments that coaches Lee Hill, and Pete Wotring hope to take Kutztown's soccer teams to. And with only three seniors leaving, those hopes could be strong probabilties. Only Bob Dieruft, and Kevin Yost U974 co- captainst and Jim Johnson will be graduating in 1975. With a fine team returning, 1975 tri-captain Bob Jacobson is Hlooking forward to the best season ever. HJake, along with Jeff Angstadt, the conference's leading scorer in 1974, and Jeff Didyoung, winner of KSC's soccer award, will be tri-captains for next year's squad. Freshmen, Bob Grotz and Kurt Schaum promise to again contribute greatly to Kutztown's out- standing soccer program. The team's 7-4 record includes victories over Millersville, and Ship- pensburg, and a 3-2 loss to East Stroudsburg. At the time Kutztown played ESSC, East Strouds- burg was hoping to again achieve national ranking. Kutztown did a fine job containing that highly regarded team. Coach Hill should be proud of the fine teams that he has produced, and we wish him continued success in '75. -Kevin McCornac On March 4, 1975, CAS lCommonwealth Association of Studentst sponsored a rally on the steps of the state capital building to protest rising tuition costs and to demand additional money for the state colleges. This second annual Harrisburg protest rally seemed more like a crowd gathered to watch a fire than it did a demonstra- tion of concern, by Pennsylvania's 80,000 financially-pressed state college students. But if finding only 2,000 students gathered on the uncrowded steps of the capitol was dis- appointing, the fact that 800 of them lthe largest represen- tation theret were from KSC came as a somewhat pleasanter shock. KSC's fleet of nine buses, and about eighty cars l0 arrived in Harrisburg around 1:15 PM, not long before three members of our Track team-Brian Backus, Lars Schneider, and Frank BIosenki-trotted up the capitol steps to end a sixty-mile run from Beck Hall. The rally began promptly at 1:30 pm. and lasted only an hour. Featured in the program were a number of distinguished speakers, including a few legislators, who ranted on the financial crisis of the state colleges and the desperate need 0. 77 for $12.6 million in supplemental allocations. Occasionally an impassioned, if barely audible remark, would draw feeble cheers, but no one thought of calling out the National Guard. Nor was there anything like the construction workers shouting down from the capitol dome, or Secretary of Education Pittinger addressing 5,000 hissing protesters that had spiced- up December, 1973's, similarly-motivated rally. What limited effect the rally had on our state legislators and on the general public can be credited more to the growing influence of CAS and the lobbying it conducted along with the rally, than to the modest number of bodies that turned out on the steps of the capitol. Whether or not the anticipated 10,000 students could. had they shown, have obtained the needed $12.6 million instead of only $5.8 million, is anybody's guess. By May, KSC had drawn up plans for a possible laying off of large numbers of faculty. Students, moreover, knew they could count on another major tuition increase, and could wonder, as the CAS slogan for the rally put it, Where do we go from here? -Ron Perry THAT NEW DORM ON CAMPUS Bonner Hall, a coed dormitory housing 300 students at Kutztown State College, was dedicated on May 3rd, Alumni Day. The dormitory takes its name from Miss Ruth E. Bonner, who now resides at Medtord Leas, NJ. Miss Bonner retired in 1965 after serving as an English professor at KSC for 15 years. She taught at Kutztown High School from 1927 to 1947. During the dedication ceremony, Thomas T. Golightly, a student from Pittsburgh who is president of the Bonner Hall dormitory council, and Dr. Stratton unveiled the dedication plaque, and presented a memorial plaque. Dr. Frank A. Bucci, vice president for student affairs, gave a com- parison of life styles in 1921 and 1975. Miss Bonner was graduated from the Keystone State Normal School, a forerunner to the present state college, in 1921. Other participants in the dedication program were James. T. Dolak, assistant director of residence life, who served as master of cere- monies; Dr. Joseph G. Gutekunst, dean of academic services, and Jack Lovell, representing the local office of the General State Authority, Dr. Gutekunst presented information on Miss Bonner's life, and Mr. Lovell took part in the passing of the keys to the building. The dormitory, located on the south campus between the dining hall and Johnson Hall ta women's dormitoryl was built at a cost of $1,792,000. The general contractor was Potteiger Co., Inc. West Reading. Designed by Berger Associates, Harrisburg architects, the dormitory contains 150 double occupancy rooms, three apartments for staff personnel, a guest room, kitchen area where students can prepare food, a large conference room, two meeting rooms and a large lounge. A unique feature of the facility is an open courtyard in the center where special cultural performances, such as student plays, can be staged. The courtyard was used during the Spring Arts Festival this year On each floor, there are study and lounge areas and rooms equipped with washers and dryers. There are different color-schemes on each floor in the residence areas to add to the attractiveness of the surroundings. Mr. Dolak said all of the rooms have individual intercommunica- tions systems with the main information desk. All of the other dormi- tories on the campus have central systems. He noted also that, unlike other dorms at the college, the building contains all moveable furniture to enable each student to decorate the room to his or her individual taste. The building also houses a project room where students can work on art and other projects, a recreation room for ping-pong and pool, and a game room. KEEP SCORING, DOUG! Doug Dennison, a 1974 KSC graduate and star running back for the Golden Bears football team, was picked up as a free agent last year by the Dallas Cowboys of the National football League. Competing against players such as all-pro halfback Calvin Hill and No. 1 draft choice Charlie Young of North Carolina State, Doug battled his way to the No. 3 halfback slot on the team. Doug played a dramatic part in an early seaon game against the Philadelphia Eagles. He scored one TD on a three-yard carry, but later in the game fumbled, just as he was about to cross the Eagle goal line for a second score. Later in the season, he scored a crucial touchdown in the Cowboys' 10-0 win over the Houston Oilers. Doug finished his first season in pro ranks with four TD's, posting a pair against Oakland in the final game of the season. When asked what he found toughest about pro ball, Doug replied, The mental adjustment has been the biggest one. You constantly have to be conscious of so many things. This game is three-quarters mental and one-quarter physical. You have to really know the system and read the defenses. I've gotten two major things out of life, Doug said proudly. A college diploma and a football career. All of us who knew Doug as a hard working student, a fine person, and a talented athlete wish him the very best of luck in his career. -Arnold Newman 193 CROSS COUNTRY aTom Keim aBrian Backus Guy Baldino 'Tom Conboy tTom Gilbert John Rhoads 'tLars Schneider aLou Schultheis t lettermen COACH MEYER The fall of 1974 became the time for Cross Country to be reinstated as a sport at Kutztown State College. The first team from Kutztown in six years sported a three wins and seven loses record, and tailed to place highly in the state meet at California. Coach Meyers' runners did manage to beat Cheyney State, York College, and Muhlenberg. Captain Torn Keim proved to be the leader as he has done in track for his tour years at K.S.c. Tom Gilbert of Northampton showed his first year of competition in the sport. His contributions were so great that he was elected as the Captain tor the 1975 season. Brian Backus, Lars Schneider, and Guy Baldino tall treshmeni added a lot of depth to the roster, and should prove to be helpful next year. Rounding out the roster were juniors Tom Conboy, and Louis Schultise, and senior John Rhoads. inexperience was cited as the greatest tactor tor the tailure to present a winning season, but the tact that it is a new sport, and no recruits were on the team must be taken into account. Coach Meyers, and Captain Gilbert are looking forward to their second year of competition, and it should prove to be a fine one for Kutztown State Cross Country. -Kevin McCornac 7 Eall ADVERTISING ART SENIOR SHOW Karen Schory E. Russell Bush H eather Bolyn Dorothy Morrell Anthony Sanborn Scott Hunt 1 'W'x Daryl Szaiek Barbara Kohl LATE GRADUATES Mbert Turick KUTZTOWN STATE COLLEGE KUTZTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA GUEST WASHROOM POLICY In view of the continuing vandalism in the residence hall washrooms, we find it necessary to establish a olicy regarding the use of these facilities by guests. ter January 16, 1975, any resident whose guestls hes to go to the bathroom must use the following ocedure: 1. Report to one of the RA's on your hall and request permission for your guest to use the washroom faciltities. The RA will then give you the appropriate card-aqua if your guest needs to urinate ttinklel and beige if heishe wishes to defecate tgo poo-pool. This card will contain your guest's washroom, sink, and staqurinal assignments as well as a damages checklist. Make certain that the washroom desig- nated on the card corresponds to the sex of your guest. If it does not, explain this to the RA and request that an aiteration be made. When you have recieved your card you must leave a five dollar de- posit with the RA. This may be picked up the fol- lowing day at the Housing Office. Before allowing your guest to use the assigned wash- room, have the RA inspect the facilities for damages tie. graffiti, gum under the toilet seats, etel. These will be listed on the card which must then be signed by you. If you have a beige card report to the lobby desk .where your guest will be issued a roll of toilet .paper and a current issue of READERS DIGEST. tNote; make sure that you have an ample supply of toilet paper as the magazine will later be inspected 'missing pages.l Proceed, with your guest, to the ssigned washroom. You may wait at the door if Eyou wish hen your guest has finished report back twihe RA ho will again Inspect the facilities You will b' how espo'nsible for the actiohs t your, guest. Always in keeping with the times, KSC has long been sponsoring periodic ttback to nature meals on the lawn adjoining the cafeteria. in case you were at the Korner House or in your room making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches when the last few were held, these picnics, it may interest you to know, give students a chance to get acquainted with the flies, mosquitoes, gnats, ants, dirt, etc. that make up our environment. Then too, what could be more Hnatural than paper plates, plastic forks and potato chip crumbs. These picnics make us appreciate the delicate balance that must be preserved when you're holding an oozing barbicue roll and a cup of soda and swatting insects at the same time. Sometimes, alas, it rains and the repast is forced indoors tas happened this past spring when some live student music, together with some equally tasteless dead chicken, was added to the menui but such misfortune seldom occurs. These picnics, admittedly, have their drawbacks. But even those of us who don't especially like biting into a hot dog and finding half a caterpillar must thank the cafe people for at least trying to add a little pizazz to the dull routine of daily feeding. -Ron Perry uROUGHING IT ,7? . 73EV?X,IMI.11 a 1, V? a.gjsx'x CAST Sorel .......... Cat Davis Simon. ..Barry Minera Clara ...... .Cheryl Hornberger Judith .......... Catherine Penta David ........... Charles O'Connell Sandy ..... N.David Hefteltinger .Virginia Moser Richard.. ....Tim Greusel Jackie .......... Dee Zduniak Direcotr: Arthur H. Sinclair Stage Manager: Frank Stewart Set Design: Nancy Upshur Light Design: Donna Broadwater Costume Design: Virginia Moser Technical Direcotr: M.L. McKay HAY F EVER Hayfever, by Noel Coward, was presented at KSC on April 22-27 in conjunction with the Spring Arts Festival. Despite a very tight production schedule, the play went over very well. A high-style comedy of the twenty's, Haytever takes a look at an aristocratic, self-centered English famin-the Blisses. The zany Bliss family consists of Judith, tKathy Pentat the mother-an old stage actress who still lives her soap operas. The father is David tChuck O'conneID who writes risque mystery novels. The daughter, Sorel, 206 played by Cat Davis, is a society girl whose brother, Simon, fancies himself as an artist. Each member of the family invites a guest for the weekend tunknown to the otherst and the resulting chaos makes for great fun. The family swaps guests, eventually forgetting them altogether, and so, the unwary visitors end up sneaking out the next morning. With the direction of Mr. Sinclair, the cast and crew did a fine job. The lighting, costumes and stage design were also commendable. -Ginger Moser and Tom Golightly WOMENiS ? BASKETBALL LE 8. Ashton, K. Bankes, M.A. Colapietro, J. Davis, L. Ebert, K. Gentile, L. Kauffman, C. Klingei, K. Messner, L. Norman, P. Plotts, J. Schmoyer, R. Sikorski, D. Smith, G. Sozanski, T. White. Coach: 0. Moyer. The Women's Basket- ball team had an excellent 10 win, 3 loss season. led by co-captains Kyle Bankes and Judy Davis, the team used a fast break offense and ag- gressive defense to over- come a disadvantage in height. High scorer for the season was Linda Kauffman. Next year, the team plays a tough, fourteen- game schedule which in- cludes Ursinus College, a physical education school. Despite the tough sched- ule, Coach Dot Moyer looks forward to as good a season as this year's, if not better, with the first string returning. 207 THEE DRAWING BY RON PERRY March 27th was unusually warm for the time of year, though not uncomfortable. From somewhere in Schuylkill came the strains of an Allman Brothers album at ear splitting volume. Students began to gather on the lawn adjoining the cafeteria, some passing the time in idle con- versation and frizbee games, others pitching in to help set up. John Bullock-his friends called him simply the Bull -seated himself on a huge watermelon and began peeling potatoes. He was presently joined by five or six others who unsheathed not only potatoes but carrots, onions, peas, and various other vegetables, depositing them in separate piles here and there on the grassy slope. Around 10:30 several orange uniformed cafeteria em- ployees appeared at the ends of long tables, which they carried from the side doors of the dining hall to the bottom of the hill. On this level, eastward portion of the lawn, they arranged the tablesgeight of them-in a line at the farth- est extremity. A four foot high, five-by-five wooden plat- form, from which the Drawing was traditionally conducted, had been set in place the evening before and now stood in the center of the lawn's level portion. Right next to it, on the cafeteria side, lay a small shallow pit. At Kutztown Iv! x the Drawing was usually begun at 11:00 and finished in plenty of time for lunch though it took longer at colleges like Lehigh which were so large that two drawings had to be held in order that everyone might be served. By 10:45 most of the resident students had taken their places in a line which meandered through the length and breadth of the cafeteria parking lot and onto the DMZ. Men who had been loitering on the patio steps of Beck, lazily studying the passage to bare legged girls, gradually drifted down. The Bull had just finished a sack of potatoes and now joined his girlfriend near the back of the line. He carried the watermelon under his arm. ttl got this myself, he announced, caressing the smooth husk of the fruit. HBrought it all the way from Scranton. The tables were already covered with breads, salads, cups, and bug juice canisters, when Mr. Fisherman, clip- board in hand, and trailing, like an enormous tail, a micro- phone cord, emreged from a sidedoor of the cafeteria and descended the hill. A middle aged man of nearly medium build, Mr. Fisherman had conducted the Drawing for a number of years, and did it well in his diplomatic good- naturedness and outgoing, yet responsible manner. He was in charge of the cafeteria and knew most of the students by sight if not by name. He laughed at himself a little as he mounted the platform, awkwardly waving to some students near the front of the line while stepping so as to avoid the balloons with which the platform had been decorated. He stood on the platform for some time, saying nothing and studying a list which he held on his clipboard. Suddenly looking up, he turned his eyes toward the cafe- teria as one of its side entrances was noisely opened and the doors propped. He watched as the pot was slowly carried out. Even four hefty students, one one each handle, seemed barely enough for the burden, and one of them stumbled several times as they proceeded down the slope. The pot, known affectionately as the Bathtub, was about five feet wide at the brim and almost as deep. lts black, pig iron belly was stained with the rust of years un- reckoned. The pot was commonly believed to be as old as the Drawing itself and some even speculated that it had been used to prepare apple butter for Washington's army. But of such an event there was no record. A little late aren't you boys, yelled Mr. Fisherman iovially, more as a greeting than as any kind of admonish- ment. This drew a chorus of Morning Mr. Fisherman! from the four men who were now alongside the pit maneuvering the pot into position. With considerable effort they lifted it over the pit and onto a set of iron supports. They paused, waiting to catch their breaths, then nodded to Mr. Fisherman and returned as they had come. We're ready to proceed now, Mr. Fisherman called over the microphone, his voice echoing off the walls of Deatrick Hall, llls Dr. Straitman here? It was, by tradition, the President's duty to preside over the Drawing, and ensure that it was conducted fairly. Appropriately, Dr. Straitman stepped from the midst of the crowd, carrying over his shoulder, rier-fashion, a long, badly splintered wooden spoon. He mounted the platform and greeted Mr. Fisherman. Hi Jerry, he said in a cheerful but dignified voice. Hi Lawrence. The President stood silent and motionless as Mr. Fisher- man stooped down and removed from the rim of the pot its plastic cover, revealing thousands of tiny, folded slips of paper. Finally, taking the spoon in both hands, he dipped it resolutely into the pot and began stirring. He stirred slowly, in a rhythm with his voice, which was not chanting the college alma mater: HWhere stately trees are bending Where nature's glories shine And loveliness unending In beauty rare combine There rise the Kutztown Towers And there the college stands The well-spring of our powers The shrine our love commands. This continued for some time, the President much to the distress of the freshmen, remembering all three stanzas. Bill Rottenberg stood on the DMZ at the very end of the line. He was straining to see over the head of a tall co-ed when a sharp pain in his right ankle sent him reeling. Standing behind him, so that he nearly fell upon her, was a girl-a blind girl as evidenced by the dark glasses resting on her nose, and the cane that she held still in mid swing. l'Did I hit somebody? Who's there? squeaked a thin, high voice. Only me, retorted Bill with uncamouflaged annoyance. Who are you? What's your name? Bill, Bill Rottenburg. l'l'm terribly sorry, Bill. I didn't mean to hit you. I didn't know you were there, really- All right, all right. You don't have to do penance. He turned to face the platform again, but a hand clawed at his shoulder. Bill? Yeah? I hate to be a bother, but could you please tell me what they're doing. They haven't started yet have they? I hope they haven't started. They're just starting now. You haven't miss anything. Oh good! I was afraid I'd be late. I almost forgot what day it was. I was all set to go to my 11:00 class when I noticed that my roommate was gone, and she always sleeps late on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Just then, Mr. Fisherman's voice boomed over the microphone. Let me have you attention please, He paused, waiting for total silence. Then I remembered. Today's the day of the Drawing, the Mind girl concIuded, her voice suddenly conspicuous. Several heads turned while Bill awkwardly pretended not to know her. With everyone's cooperation we should be able to finish this thing quickly, Mr. Fisherman resumed, his voice coming in loudly, even from the DMZ. Now, when you come to make you draw, give me you name and show me your meal card. After you have your ticket, sit down in the area where you are now standing, and wait until every- one is finished. PIease- He paused a moment for em- phasis, the word Iplease' echoing a couple times before he continued -do not open you tickets until I give the word. I guess we can begin now. Remember, no peeking. He chuckled a little, and soft laughter rippled through the crowd. The first contestant was a weII-endowed blonde. Thousands of male eyes stood motionless as she bent over to take her draw. Her boyfriend folIowed quickly afterward. Gradually the line began to move. The blind girl was confused. I hate to be a bother, she whinned, grabbing Bill's arm, but I don't understand. What are we supposed to do? You'd be a frosh I suppose, answered Bill, trying his best to sound pleasant. Just pick a slip of paper from the pot when your turn comes and then go and sit down. Think you can manage that much? . . I guess so . . . but could you please stay with me so I don't do anything wrong? Her voice was nervous. . . . Well . . . Yeah, 0K. By the way, I'm Terry. Uh-huh. What year are you in? I'm a freshman. I guess you can tell that. I'm a junior. How long is the line? I hate to be a bother, but could you please tell me? There are about two thousand people in front of us I guess, answered BilI wearin. Not far in front of them the Bull's girlfriend was re- marking that Bloomsburg had recently given up the Drawing. Bill was following the conversation when Terry tugged at his shirt. Bill, did he say that some college is giving up the Drawing? Yeah, answered Bill curlty without turning around. Which college is that? Could you please tell me? I hate to be a bother. Bloomsburg! said Bill nearly shouting. He tried to pick up the converstion again, but in vain. Will they do that here? Hell, I don't know! The Bull was speaking now, and Bill didn't have to strain his ears to hear. Bunch of asses! he thundered. I guess they'll be doin' away with frats, an' homecoming, an' football next! When I was a frosh they had a saying: Draw- ing in March, students eat less starch. We've always had a drawing. It's part a' going t' college. The line moved quickly, and by 10:45 only a handful of students were left. Some break in the monotony was long due when Barry Butterbur, a short, plump sophomore, fell headlong into the pot taking his draw. Twenty-five hundred students exploded in hysterical laughter. They has not quite recovered when Mr. Fisherman quipped, Getting ahead of things, aren't you, Barry? First let's see if you win. This drew even more howls. Mr. Fisherman helped him out of the pot and held his waist while, red- faced, the boy made his second attempt. As the mirthful din subsided, Terry was finally able to get Bill's attention. I hate to be a bother . . . she began. WeII, you are being a bother! blurted BiII impulsively. Goddammit, must you keep saying that? Saying what? Bill mimicked: I hate to be a bother. I was just trying to be polite, replied Terry, pouting a little, and after a momemt's pause, adding, I'm sorry if I'm being a nuisance, but what was everybody laughing about? 0h, some guy accidentally fell in the pot. Terry broke into a fit of giggling that lasted nearly a minute and resumed sporadically even after that. A number of students turned and stared, while Bill stood by, em- barrassed and helpless. It was, by now, the Bull's turn. Proudly, he Iumbered up the platform steps, calling to his girlfriend in line and to anyone else within earshot, This is my fifth drawing an' I'm still a junior! Several Ioud popping sounds punctuated this remark, as balloons that were tied to the platform steps perished under his clumsy heels. Bill's turn arrived. He took his draw and began looking for a place to sit down, conveniently forgetting the pro- mise he had made Terry. As he walked, he held his ticket close to him and inconspicuously opened it. Drawn on it was a ttsmile face with downturned lips and extended tongue. Bill turned pale. He stopped, as much out of a need to compose himself as out of a sudden decision that he would wait for Terry. As he turned around, Mr. Fisherman was helping her onto the platform. 'tName please, he demanded pleasantly. Ah, Terry Boyle. 'tBoyle . . . Boyle, murmured, his pen moving swiftly down the list on his clipboard. He found the name and drew a line through it. UK. May I see you meal card? Oh yes, my meal card. Terry dropped her cane and fumbled through her handbag. Next, she thrust both hands into her pockets. l'Oh no . . . . Ooooh. She tried her handbag again. Never mind, huffed Mr. Fisherman, stooping to retrieve her cane,-HDo you remember you number? Wait . . . Here it is. A broad grim erupted across her face as she held the card in front of her. He looked at the number and glanced again at his list. 0K . . . Now lean over carefully and pick one slip of paper out of the pot. I'll hold onto your waist, so don't be afraid. Terry did as he directed. Her fingers crawled spiderlike over the inside of the pot. Suddenly she shrieked, HAre you holding me! tlYes! Just pick a ticket. Her fingers resumed their expedition and finally came upon three or four slips of paper bunched together . . ......... Eenie-meenie-mini-moe . . . .. For Christs' sake, will you just pick one! Quickly, Terry grabbed one of the tiny slips, and rose. Mr. Fisherman helped her down and placed the cane in her hand. Bill, who had waited patiently by, now offered her his arm, and the two of them eventually found a place on the parking lot. Carol Burger, Sam Cooke, Debbie Fry, and Stu McDonald aren't here, Mr. Fisherman an- nounced as Terry and Bill were walking. Who's drawing for them? Four students rose from their places, made their way to the platform and formed a line. Bill lost no time. As soon as Terry and he were seated, he leaned toward her and whispered, Wanna know what's on your ticket? llYes, but . . . but, Mr. Fisherman said we weren't supposed to look until he said so. tAh, Everybody looks at them, he whispered. Hlt's all right as long as you're not noticed. Here, hand me your ticket. Slowly he moved his hand toward the fist in which she clutched the folded paper. HYou're sure it's all right? HPositive. Bill gently pulled at the ticket and waited for her fingers to loosen their grip. Then, glancing fur- tively around him, he slipped it into his shirt pocket. With his other hand he took his own and placed it in her out- stretched palm. There's nothing on yours, he assured her cheerily. ttlust hold it up as soon as you hear the word. Oh good! Thank you! You've been so nice and I've been such a bother. I wish there was some way I could thank you. Don't mention it. You letting me help you is all the thanksl need. The last student had taken his draw, but there was still more to be done. Several uniformed men walked from the cafeteria door to the platform, one of them unrolling as he went, a garden hose. Carrying it up onto the plat- form, he placed the nozzle just inside the rim of the pot. The other busied themselves around the bottom of the pot and within a minute, bright flames could be seen licking the metal. Mr. Fisherman gave his list a final check. HOK. That went pretty fast, he announced finally. 'Now, if you'll all open your tickets and hold them up so we can see, we can get on with this thing. His words were hardly out when Terry, the ticket in her hand, thrust her arm up spasmodically. Instantly, Bill's voice, echoed by a hundred others, screamed, NShe's got it! She's got it! The blind girl! Suddenly they were upon her. Terry was seized and dragged to the platform. What's happening? I don't have it! It isn'tfair! Come on Terry! shouted Bill, stooping to grab a hand- ful of radishes, HNobody likes a spoilsport. Bits and pieces of clothing flew through the air as she was stripped barenaked and hurled into the steaming pot. thuch! Her heiney hit the water sending a hot cascade upon Dr. Straitman. The students had now gathered in a circle around the pot. From the piles lying here and there, they grabbed up armfuls of vegetables, unleashing them in a fierce barrage. uThud! A potato struck the side of the pot and bounded into the fire. A hundred more followed in its wake, and Terry tried to shield her face. She sought desperately to climb out but the rim of the pot burned her hand. She reeled backward with a splash. 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The people are SENIORS... eteu it really friendly, but I didn't like living in the dorms. I like living off campus, it's a lot less restricting. Most of the courses were all right. I really liked Mr. Duddy's courses. Taking a foreign language was a complete waste of time. I hated it. Overall it was all right. Dottie Morrell major: Art education HHoly Christ, I really had to change just to survive. My morals just didn't fit in with Kutztown. I never lived in the dorms, it was Briarcliff from the start. Right now I'm looking for a job, with- out much success. The college was o.k., but I didn't hit the good courses un- til I was a senior. l was required to take too many irrelevant courses, things that have no value. Physical Science and geography were of no value to me as an art major. Elementary crafts can go fly a kite! . 3. Peggy Schiff major: Advertising Design HI really hated Kutztown when I first Carol Sunanday major: painting tllt's idealistic to think you're going to get a job in your concentration. I hope to get into textile design, but Kutztown didn't prepare me for it. I really liked Kutztown at first, there was always a party. I've gotten out of the partying, the dorms, and never wanted to. The art program is really good. Changes though. I feel college is really important. U fortunately it's too expensive for most people. Students should be given more independence. A lot of the teachers sway the students in their direction. Some of the fundamental des courses I had were a waste of time. got here. It was a second choice. I couldn't afford the one I wanted to go to. But I grew to like it. I never lived in that are taking place are for the better. Right now I'm in the process of looking fora job. 224 Brett McLean major: Geography The orientation program here was a four day party. The best profs I've had are Mr. Sprankle, and Mr. Humes. The better part of a college edu- cation is outside the classes. I lived in the dorms for three years, Sopho- more year was really a trip. Now I'm living in Briarcliff. It fits my character. The people are all right. The girls are crazy. After college l'II open up an auto body shop. The four years here weren't a waste of time. it was the most fun I've ever had. like it was... Kenny Buck major; Psychology HAfter I get out I'll be working in con- struction. time for me to go to school. The only good It was a complete waste of TEN INTERVIEWS BY NANCY SMITH -they're getting better all the time. Academically, it's fairly good. There were a few teachers I thought were really poor, such as Dr. Jacks. h thing about the school were all the parties inda Smith major: Art education When I first came to Kutztown I was com- letely lost! The orientation program was nod. 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Pa. 18103 DEBORAH BAER 927 Pear St. Reading, Pa. 19601 SCOTT BAILEY R.D. 3 Mechanicsburg, Pa. 17055 BONNIJEAN BAKER 42 Orchard lane Levittown, Pa. 19055 SUSAN 1. BAKER 3532 Rhoads Ave. Newtown Sq., Pa. 19073 JEAN A. BALD 532 Barry Dr. Springfield, Pa. 19064 WILLIAM c. BALLIET 244 Ore. St. Bowmanstown, Pa. 18030 236 ROBERT J. BARLETTA 228 South Pine St. HazIeton, Pa. 18201 MONA E. BARTLETT 1660 N. Mark Twain Circle Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 ROSEMARY BATEMAN Rt. 2 Box 2733 New Tripoli, Pa. 18066 JAMES J. BAUER 745 5111 St. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 JOHN Y. BAUGH 5 Hickory Rd. Macungie, Pa. 18062 JOHN M. BRUSH ER R.D. 1 Box 78 Lenhartsville, P31 19534 KATHI l. BAVER 1742 Centre Ave. Reading, Pa. 19601 KATHLEEN L. BECK R.D. 1 Box 529 Macu ngie. Pa. 18062 TEENA BECKER R.D. 1 Collegeville, Pa. 19426 STEPHEN BELL D R.D. 1 Douglassville,Pa. 19518 PAIRICIA A. BENDER 1402 Fayette Ave. Reading, Pa. 19607 PATRICIA A. BENN R.D. 4 Box 169 Nazareth, Pa. 18064 CAROL A. BENSINGER 52 Woodland Road Wyomissing Reading, Pa. 19610 11le B. BENZI 159 South Main St. Plains, Pa. 18705 VICTORIA S. BERGER R.D. 5 Box 247 Dover, Pa. 17315 FLORENCE D. BERRY 1801 Hessian Rd. Reading, Pa. 19602 JOHN A. BEWICK 1608 N. Webster Ave. Dunmore, Pa. 18509 EDWARD 1. 81810, 111. 530 Lawn Ave. Sellersville, Pa. 18960 ALICE BIKE Box 148 R.D. 1 Orwigsburg, Pa. 17961 ELEANOR I. BIRD 721 Stones Crossing Easton, Pa. 18042 JEANNE L BITLER 1421 Fayette Ave. Kenhorst Reading, Pa. 19607 CHRISTINE BLACK 1040 N. Omnge St. Media, Pa. 19063 ELIZABETH A. BLAIR 230 N. 11 St. Reading, Pa. 19604 RICHARD J. BLAKER 827 E. Center St. Mahanoy City, Pa. 17948 JANET L. BLANKENSHIP 51 N. Woodmont Dr. Downingtown, Pa. 19335 DMZ F. BLASSER 54 Debbie Lane Allentown. Pa. 18103 TYRONE G. 80665 27 Johnson Ave. Coatesville, Pa. 19320 ANNE L. BOLASKY 62 Buttonwood St. Macungie, Pa. 18062 MICHAEL A. BOLOGNESE 382 New 81. Pottstown, Pa. 19464 PARLETTA BOLTON 421 Kreutz Creek Ave. Hellam, Pa. 17406 ALISON. S. 30112 521 Fern Ave. Reading, Pa. 19602 HEATHER BOLVN 1717 Kaywin Ave. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 BARBARA H. BOIBERGER 107 Charlotte Ave. West Lawn, Pa. 19609 JOHN L. BONANNI 501 Fourth Ave. Jesop, Pa. 18434 THOMAS BONNER Box 2398 R.D. 1 New Tripoli, Pa. 18066 KEVIN 801111011 732 W. Broad St. Watfield, NJ. 07090 BARBARA J. BOOKBINDER 1600 N. 12 St. Reading, Pa. 19604 ROBERT A. BORIS R.D. 3 Dieners Hill Pottsville, Pa. 17901 BRENDA M. BORTZ Tralertown, Pa. 18087 CINDY LEE 301112 302 Franklin St. Alburtis, Pa. 18011 THOMAS BOSAK 2133 West Market St. Pottsville, Pa. 17901 ERNEST 11. 8088681 204 Palmer St. Easton, Pa. 18042 CAROL L. BOVENKERK 1429 Carroll Brown Way West Chester, Pa. 19380 KIERANN BOWE R.D. 1 Box A-183-C Hamburg, Pa. 19526 PATRICIA BOYLE 609 South Olds Blvd Faitless Hills, Pa. 19030 RICHARD BRAIN 807 E. Main St. Macungie, Pa. 18062 JOANNE T. BRANCADO RA 830 Lobelia Ave. Riverview Park Reading, Pa. 19605 MARIETTA BRAZELL 2715 W. 10m $1. Chesten Pa. 19013 DIANE BREININGER 327 Penna. Ave. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 ROSEMARIE BRENDLINGER 129 4th St. Pennsburg, Pa. 00000 HAROLD 1. BRENNAN 225 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 MARTHA H. BRINKERHOFF 2 CheIsea Lane Allentown, Pa. 18104 TERENCE J. BRIODY 1768 W. North St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 TIIOIHY 1. BRIODY 1768 w. North St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 GERALD 1. BRISKEY 1205 E. Marks St. Apt 304 Allentown, Pa. 18103 DEAN BRODT B. 205 Hillside Ave. Namath, Pa. 18064 MARY J. BROSCHAK 1174 61h St. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 FERNE M. BROWN R.D.l Box 80 Mohrsville, Pa. 19541 SHERRY l. BROWN Box 372E R.D. l Macungie, Pa. 18062 CAROL A. BRUNEITI 915 Parkside Dr. 8. Reading, Pa. 19602 DEBRA J. BUCHANAN 2750 Helen St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 ALICE I. BUCHER 4737 Levick St. Phila., Pa. 19135 JAMES BUCKS 208 N. 11th St. Reading, Pa. 19601 ROXANNE BUGAY 2233 Highland 81. West Lawn, Pa. 00000 PATRICIA BULCAVAGE P.0. Box 256 New Bloomfield, Pa. 17068 CINDY 11. BURKHART Box 5 Limekiln, Pa. 19535 PAMELA BURNS 338 Kenmore Rd. Havenown, Pa. 19083 E. RUSSELL BUSH, 111. R.D. 1 Gilbertsville, Pa. 19525 JAMES 11085 1510 Liberty St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 THOMAS 8le 147 Analomick E. Stroudsburg, Pa. 18301 BRUCE A. CAIN R.D. 1 Box 176 Sunbury, Pa. 17801 LAWRENCE CALLIVMY 1021 South 61h Street Allentown, Pa. 18103 GERALD 1. CAMELLERI Box 490 R.D. 3 Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 DENNIS 1. CAMPBELL 717 Crescent Ave. Reading, Pa. 19605 WILLIAM J. CAMPBELL R.D. 1 Box 217 Mertzlown, Pa. 19539 CATHRYN CAN DY 2859 South St. AIlentown, Pa. 18103 JOSEPH CANTO 1416 Center St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 SANDRA A. CAPOFERRI 202 Benner Rd. Royersford, Pa. 19468 GARY M. CAPWELL 511 Powell Ave. Clarks Summit, Pa. 18411 PATRICIA A. GIRL 573 Furnace St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 PATRICK CARI. 1730 Fairviewst Reading, Pa. 19606 THERESA A. CARUSO 289 Old Fritztown Rd. Reading, Pa. 19608 TOBY CATHERMAN Box 58 RD. 1 Sunbury, Pa. 17801 MICHAEL J. CECH 864 N. living 81. Allentown, Pa. 18103 ROBERT CHABALA 1420 Chew St. Apt. 3 Allentown, Pa. 18102 ROXANNE E. CHABALA 152 West Fell, St. Summit Hill, Pa. 18250 FRANCIS W. CHICKILLY RD. 1 Lehighton, Pa. 18235 CRAIG R. CHRISTINE 82 Daisy Ave. RD. 1 Orefield, Pa. 18069 GEORGINE CHUMA 529 W. Chestnut St. Frackville, Pa. 17931 DONNA M. CIATTO 825 Greenwich St. Reading, Pa. 19601 10 ! L. CICALESE 536 Briar Circle South Kuttown, Pa. 19530 DEBORAH A. CLEAVER 19 Buver Dam Rd. RD. 3 Dover, NJ. 07801 DALE W. CLYIER 1336 Doylestown Pike Quakertown, Pa. 18951 JO ANN CLYMER 510 Lindley Rd. Glenside, Pa. 19038 ANTHONY COCUZZA 1132 N. llth St. Reading, Pa. 19604 JEFFREY COFFIN RD. 2 Box 214 Slatington, Pa. 18080 KIM I. COFFIMN 621 121h Ave. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 GUY COLLIER 09 Kirks La. Drasher, Pa. 19025 JEFFREY A. COLLIER 529 Briar Circle S. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CAROLYN M. CURRY 5113 Lotus Way Pittsburgh, Pa. 15201 RONALD 8. 001111011 Box 53 Dublin Rd. Dublin, Pa. 18917 MAXINE L. CRANAGE Box 255 RD. 1 Mertztown, Pa. 19539 DOROTHY MARI CREEVEY 18 N. Main St. Topton, Pa. 19562 NMCEE M. CRIMALDI 2002 Reservoir Reading, Pa. 19604 ANGELA L. CRISANTI 1071 Berwick 81. Easton, Pa. 18042 LUCILE CROOK 1310 Armstrong Road Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 DEBRA L. CURNOW 126 South Ridge St. Taylor, Pa. 18517 SANDRA K. CURRY 101 West Market Danville, Pa. 17821 DEBRA DADAMIO 304 Harvard Blvd. Lincoln Park Reading, Pa. 19609 MICHAEL B. DAHER 1607 Sandy Hill Rd. Norristown, Pa. 19401 MARVELLEN c. DALINSKV 1038 E. Pine St. Mahandy City, Pa. 17948 JAMES DALIUS 231 E. Lloyd 81. Shenandoah, Pa. 17976 GLENN F. DINNER RD. 1 Slatington, Pa. 18080 JOHN M.DARLINGTON,1R. 1508 Lorraine Rd. Reading, Pa. 19604 JOSEPH T. DASKALAKES 427 Washington St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 JAN DAVIS 820 Spruce St. Easton, Pa. 18042 LAURENCE DAY 120 Orlando Ave. Ordand, Pa. 19075 SUSANNE L. DEIBERT Ridge Road Orwigsburg, Pa. 17961 CYNTHIA L. DELONG Box 151 W. Hopewell Rd. RD. 2 Center Valley, Pa. 18034 LOUIS A. DEMYAN 4104 Final Lane Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 ROSE MARIE DENUNZIO Garden Apts. G9 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CHRISTINE E. DEREMER RD. 4 Box 148 Lititz, Pa. 17543 SUSAN M. DERISCAVAGE 207 Abbott Road Hatboro, Pa. 19040 JOHN M. DEVONO 1309 Parklane Darby, Pa. 19023 PIEIRO DI 8111411010 212 Windsor St. Reading, Pa. 19601 BARBARA D. DIEHl 2512 Eberhart Rd. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 ROBERT DIERUFF, JR. 1940 West Tremont St. Al1entown, Pa. 18104 AMY DIEIER 315 N. 40 Street AHentown. Pa. 18104 DONNA A. DIETRICH 239 Greenwich St. Kuttown, Pa. 19530 DEBORAH DOE 39 Faimay Lane Wescosville, Pa. 18106 PAMELA 001410 816 South Jefferson Allentown, Pa. 18103 JANE M. DOWLING 505 E. Patterson 81. Larsford, Pa. 18232 THOMAS DOWNING 1373 Clarke Road Roslyn, Pa. 19001 THOMAS DRUCKENMILLER 2242 Main Blvd. Allentown, Pa. 18104 RICHARD DRY College Hill Kutztown, Pa. 19530 MARYHELEN DUFFY 248 $3er Ave. Snringfield, Pa. 19064 NANCY c. DUNN Holly 8 Oakwood Drs. Oakwood Lakes Medford, NJ. 08055 MARGARET DURNING 1319 Phoenixville Pike West Chester, Pa. 19380 JOSEPH J. DVORNICKY, 111. 416 Hazel St. Reading, Pa. 19611 CONNIE DZIGGEL Box 35511 RD. 1 Shoemakersville,Pa. 19555 DEBORAH A. EAKEN 3250 Harrison Ave. Muhlenbelg Park Reading, Pa. 19605 BARBARA E. EASTMAN Box 194 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CATHERINE ECKARDT 1010 661h Ave. Phila., Pa. 19126 RICK J. ECKHART 120 Lincoln Avenue Walnutport, Pa. 18088 DAVID P. EDDINGER R-S Lime Ridge Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815 JOSEPH R. EGAN 32 N. Richmond St. Heatwood, Pa. 19522 NATHANIEL EL ! 1413 Concord Ave. Chester, Pa. 19013 JOHN ll. EMANUEL 563 Miller Lane Whitehall, Pa. 18052 JOYCE A. EMERY 307 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CARRIE A. ENICKS 120 Woodview Lane Media, Pa. 19063 RUDY M. E1113, 1. 638 E. Hummelstown Elizabethtown, Pa. 17022 BEVERLY c. ESHLEMAN 936 N. 28 St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 JOSEPH S. EVANOUSKY 315 East Lloyd St. Shenandoah, Pa. 17976 LEE E. EVANS 114 N. Franklin Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 TERRI E. EVANS 1020 Harmony Hill Rd. Downingtown, Pa. 19335 DAVID L. EVERETT RD. 2 Easton, Pa. 18042 NANCY EVERHART 221 Catawissa St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 HELENE M. FALCONE M. 4900 Elie Rd. Harrisburg, Pa. 17111 MARY FALLON C70 Mrs. Kackenmeister 2645 Prospect Ave. Apt. 3 Allentown, Pa. 18103 MARY c. FALLON 205 Bloom St. Danville. Pa. 17821 MICHAEL S. FARINA 4205 St. Lawrence Ave. Reading, Pa. 19606 MARY c. FAUERBACH 714 Hanover Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18103 GRETCHEN P. FEDOR 146 w. Phila Ave. Boyertown, Pa. 19512 DONNA FELDMAN 184 W. 28th 81. Northampton. Pa. 18067 JANICE FENNER 5510 Rising Sun Ave. Phila., Pa. 19120 PATRICK H. FENTON Kutztown Garden Apts. Apt E-ll Kutztown, Pa. 19530 JOHN FERENCHICK 342 Chestnut St. West Reading, Pa. 19602 SUSAN A. FERRENTINO 7 Belleau Av. Madison, NJ. 07940 ELLEN 1. FETTERHOFF 1166 West Main St. Valley View, Pa. 17983 DAVID FETTERMAN 410 N. Lehigh St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 TERESSA M. FIEDLER 2135 Fairview St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 NANCY FIELDING 1325 Linden St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 CHARLES R. FIGARD 500 S. 7th St. Hamburg, Pa. 19526 ALICE FINN 416 Hickory Street Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 PATRICIA L FINNEGAN RR 2 Box 104 Perkasie, Pa. 00000 GLORIA FIORINI Box 44 Birdsboro Reading, Pa. 19508 MICHAEL A. FITCH 901 Lincoln St. Easton, Pa. 18042 JEANNEITE FITZSIMONS Howells R.D. Malvern, Pa. 19355 BRACH E. FLADD 15 Cottage Ave. Plains, Pa. 18705 MADELINE T. FLEMING 968 Carlin Dr. Southampton, Pa. 18966 JAMES R. FOSBENNER 813 N. 6th St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 CLAUDIA FOX 103 Brown St. 617 Market St. Lewisburg, Pa. 17837 MARY A. FOX Box 522 RD. 1 Lock Haven, Pa. 17745 JOHN P. FOX III 27 E. 4th St. Boyertown. Pa. 19512 JOHN P. FRANCO 2209 Baber Dr. Allentown, Pa. 18103 PATTY FRANKHOUSER 428 Carsonia Ave. Reading, Pa. 19606 1EE T. FRANTZ RD. 2 New Ringgold, Pa. 17960 THOMAS E. FRANIZ RD. 2 Lot 29 Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 STEVEN R. FREDERICK 214 Callowhill St. Topton, Pa. 19562 SUZANNE FREDERICK 119 North 8th 81. Coplay, Pa. 18037 ROBERT B. FREES 130 Third Ave. Phoenixville. Pa. 19460 KAY L. FREIZ 1255 W. Broad St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 JAMES D. FRITCH RD. 1 Mertztown, Pa. 19539 WILLIAM FRY 119 John Glenn Ave. Kenhorst. Pa. 19607 MARY E. FURHIMN 206 N. Mill Lebanon, Pa. 17042 BERNARD A. GABRYLUK 1348 Vienna 81. Northampton, Pa. 18067 MARIE GABUZDA 332 W. Spruce St. Mahandy City. Pa. 17948 MARIO GALANTE 1237 N. 161h St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 ELOISE GALLAGHER 731 8. Vernon 81. York, Pa. 17402 JOHN A. GALLE 918 Tolstoy Street Freemanburg, Pa. 18017 JOSEPH 14.64114 1018 Sixth St. N. Catasauqua, Pa. 18032 RICHARD GAMBLE 3333 Harrison Ave. Muhlenbelg Park Reading, Pa. 19605 238 RANDY A. GAUL 1236 Linden Street Reading, Pa. 19604 SALLY B. GEHRIS 1348 Green Trail Easton, Pa. 18042 PAUL R. GEIB, JR. 510 Lawrence Ave. Lincoln Park Reading, Pa. 19609 SUSAN E. GEIGER 7 McKinley Ave. Malvern, Pa. 19355 KRISTINE GEMMELL 1593 Edgehill Rd. Abinton, Pa. 19001 ROGER L. GEORGE 140 Orchard Dr. Apt. 8 Whitehall, Pa. 18052 THOMAS F. GERY Rt. 1 Box 341 A Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 KIM GETTINGER 62 Dunlop Rd. Huntington, N.Y. 11743 MARY G. GILDEA 217 Laurel St. Archibald, Pa. 18403 EILEEN M. GILES 213 W. Green St. Reading, Pa. 19601 JUDITH A. GILFERT 932 Birch St. Reading, Pa. 19604 PATRICIA GILFERT 1260 Clair Dr. Birdsboro, Pa. 19508 RONALD GILLIMA 950 Front Street Coatesville, Pa. 19320 CARL A. 6108A 2348 2nd St. Easton, Pa. 18042 JOSEPH T. GLEASON, JR. 38 Manavon St. Phoenixville, Pa. 19460 DENNIS GLIEM 301 W. 22nd St. Chester, Pa. 19013 ANTHONY 1. GLORY 333H No. llth 31. Easton, Pa. 08042 JOSEPH GLORY 333 H N. llth St. Easton, Pa. 18042 GLENN W. GODSHALL 817 N. 25 St. Reading, Pa. 19606 RICHARD W. GOHEEN, 111. Box 232 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CHRISTINA A. GOLDEMEN 1505 Terwood Road Huntingdon Valley, Pa. 19006 DONNA II. GOODWILL 315 Hollenbach St. Reading, Pa. 19601 MARY c. GORDON 9 N. Linden Lane Mendham, NJ. 07945 MEGAN GOULD 278 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DEBORAH A. GRACZYK RD. 4 Reading, Pa. 19606 KAY GMMMES Hanoverville Road Route 2 Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 JAMES B. GRAVER 97 Township Rd. Sellersville, Pa. 18960 DIANE M. GREEN 109 151 St. Wernersville, Pa. 19565 SUZANNE B. GREEN 3014 Hillcrest Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18103 NANCY 1. GREENE 914 Langdon Ave. Horsham, Pa. 19044 SUSAN E. GREENE 11.0. 2 Box 150 Kempton, Pa. 19529 NANCY H. GREGA 535 Hayes St. Hazleton, Pa. 18201 THEODORE GRIMM 229 Yost Ave. Spring City, Pa. 19475 LEONA I. GROHOTOLSKI RD. 1 Box 130 Northamptqn, Pa. 18067 GAIL L. 61101418 705 Jerome Place Whitfield Reading, Pa. 19609 SUSAN c. GROSEK 1 Mill St. Plains, Pa. 18705 RANDALL A. GROSSMAN 216 Home Ave. Topton, Pa. 19562 MARYBETH A. GROUT 447 North 10th St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 MARSHA A. GRUVER 369 Byrd Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18103 RICHARD GUERRIERE 616 South Lynn St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18015 SUELLEN HMG RD. 1 Mohnton. Pa. 19540 TERRY M. HMS 1047 Buttonwood St. Reading, Pa. 19604 ROBERT HALE, JR. 4004 Fairway Rd. Lafayette Hill, Pa. 19444 GEORGE S. HALKIAS 1504 Eaton Ave. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 CLARE S. HALLINAN 6 Oak St. Cresskill, NJ. 07626 SUSAN HALULAKOS 1421 Delaware Ave. Wyomissing, Pa. 19610 DIANE HAMBURG 532 Geetgian Rd. Glenside, Pa. 19038 RICHARD D. HAN EL Box 70 Apt. 2 RD. 2 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 JEANNE HANIS 126 Hollister Ave. Scranton, Pa. 18508 GEORGHTE c. HANNAHOE 1615 Perkiomen Ave. Reading, Pa. 19602 FRANCES HARDY 339 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 PATRICIA D. HARE RD. 4 Box 249 Boyertown, Pa. 19512 DONNA MARSH MAN 3 Buck Hill Lane Waverly, Pa. 18471 BETH E. HAUK 2406 Bell Dr. Whitfield Reading, Pa. 19609 CONSTANCE HAWK 524 N. Main St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 DAWN L. HECKIMN 1236 Eckett Ave. Reading, Pa. 19602 CYNTHIA M. HEFFNER Box 896 11.0. 2 Reading. Pa. 19605 RICKY HEIMBACH 340 Delong Ave. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 KAY L. HEIN 8 Chestnut St. Lenhartsville, Pa. 19534 SUE A. HEINIZELMAN 1550 Washington St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 LINDA A. HELLER RD. 2 Oley, Pa. 19547 HANNAH R. HERITAGE Jessup R.D. Thorofare, NJ. 08086 MARY 0. HERRLINGER Upland Village Apts. Apt. 85 Pottstown, Pa. 19464 FAY H E1112 904 Brighton Ave. Reading, Pa. 19606 JEREMIAH T. HEYDT 457 West Walnut St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 THEODORE HICKIMN 4109 Vernon Rd. Drexel Hi1l, Pa. 19026 SUSAN HILDEBRAND Box 5734 RD. 1 Mohnton. Pa. 19540 HEATHER HIIES 305 Hopewell St. Birdsboro, Pa. 19508 JANET HINE 512 Briarbill Rd. Springfield, Pa. 19064 KEITH HINTON 630 Brookdale St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 SHELLY L. HIPPLER 204 N. 9th St. Stroudsburg, Pa. 18360 DOUGLAS 11. HOCH 505 Jacobsburg Rd. Nazareth, Pa. 18064 BARBARA A. HOFFMAN Box 45 RD. 3 Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 CARL B. HOFFMAN RD. 1 Barto, Pa. 00000 JAMES G. HOFFMAN 1240 81h St. N. Catasauqua, Pa. 18032 1 D. HOFFMAN 530 Midtown Rd. Chalfont, Pa. 18914 ROBERT HOLDEN 823 Garfield Ave. Ardsley, Pa. 19038 SUSAN HOLLENBACH Apt A-ll Kutztown Garden Apts. Kulztown. Pa. 19530 GEORGE 1. HOLLOGK 214 Woodlawn Ave. Mountaintop, Pa. 18707 MMES D. HOWE, JR. 2900 Clay Turnpike Rd. Apt 16 St. Lawrence Reading, Pa. 19606 SARAH A. HUEBNER 5206 Glenloch St. Phila.. Pa. 19124 SCOTT HUNT 474 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 JOAN HUTCHISON 31 Buttonwood La. Doylestown, Pa. 18901 LOU ANN M. HYNDSHAW 139 South 14th St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 ANNE M. IANNUCCI 721 Hickory Lane Easton, Pa. 18042 JAY D. IMPINK 220 W. 481h St. Green Tree Acres Reading, Pa. 19606 SANDRA 136110 J. Wynwood Dr. Pemberton, NJ. 08068 JOANNE IWANOWSKI 1360 Mineral Spring Rd. Reading, Pa. 19602 GARY L. JABLONSKI 749 Laurel St. Reading, Pa. 19602 EUGENE L. JACOPETTI, JR. 1547 West Mountain Ave. South Williamsport, Pa. 17701 ROSEMARIE A. MNESKO 120 Wagner St. Moosic, Pa. 18507 KAREN JEFFREYS RD. 1 Lake Ariel, Pa. 18436 KATHLEEN A. JENKINS 271 Pennbmok Ave. Lansdale, Pa. 19446 LYNDA JENTSCH RD. 1 Box 69 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 BARBARA A. JOHNSON Box 393 RD. 1 Green Lane, Pa. 18054 KATHLEEN 1. JOHNSON 713 Church St. Royerstord, Pa. 19468 SUSAN JOHNSON 16 A Street Girardville, Pa. 17935 JAMES JOHNSON, 111. Box 26 RD. 2 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DIANA LJONES 918 S. 14th St. Allentown. Pa. 18103 JOYCE P. JONES 49 Pawnee Rd. New Britain, Pa. 18901 LOVEN M. JONES 1008 Potter Street Chater, Pa. 19013 KATHLEEN JORDAN 1226 N. Ott Blvd. Allentown, Pa. 18104 GEORGINE B. JOSEPH 2537 Stephen 81. Easton, Pa. 18042 ANN M. KARAS 411 S. Ferguson St. Shenandoah, Pa. 17976 SCOTT A. KARCHNER Sugarloaf, Pa. 18249 RICHARD P. KEARNEY 1950 Ridge Lawn Ave. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 JANET KEELER RD. 2 Box 316 Dalton, Pa. 18414 KATHY l. KEELER 14 Brookside Drive Underhill, Vt. 05489 RICHARD D. KEELEY 43 Buckwalter Rd. Spring City, Pa. 19475 STEVEN c. KEIM 602 Highland Dr. Perkasie, Pa. 18944 DIANE KELLER E8Y Farms Apt. 2 Box 156C RD. 3 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 WILLIAM H. KELLY 101 Front St. Catasauqua, Pa. 18032 DEBORAH II. KENNA 433 Acorn Dr. Warminster, Pa. 18974 ALAN l. KENNEY 712 Buttonwood St. Norristown, Pa. 19401 EMOGENE KENNEY 712 Buttonwood St. Norristown, Pa. 19401 MARYELLEN R. KENNEY 166 Clymer St. Reading, Pa. 19602 SILVIA KERA 1 Nonh 9th ST. Kulpmont, Pa. 17834 JAMES J. KERBACHER 203 South 2nd St. Coplay, Pa. 18037 ROBERT KERCHER, JR. RD. 1 Box 495 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DORIS KERCHNER RD. 1 Box 59 Lenhartsville,Pa. 19534 THOMAS KERN 1681 Emerald Ave. York, Pa. 12404 ALAN DAVID KERSHNER 1338 Birch St. Reading, Pa. 19604 CHARLES KIERNAN 259 West Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 GAIL KILGOUR 716 W. Brookhaven Rd. Wallingford, Pa. 19086 PATRICIA KILROY 2326 Greenleaf St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 JOSHUA F.KIMME1 4139 Timber Lane Philadelphia, Pa. 19144 ROBERT KIMMEL 1204 Schuylkill Ave. Reading, Pa. 19601 KAREN A. KINCAID 2520 Reigel St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 DENISE L. KINLAN 3322 Villawood Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. 15227 LARRY N. KISNER 104 W. Penn St. Muncy, Pa. 17756 PHILIP M. KISTLER RD. 1 Hamburg, Pa. 19526 WILLIAM A. KLAIBER 313 Belaire Dr. Shiremanstown,Pa. 17011 JANICE KLEIN 7 South Dr. Yardley, Pa. 19067 KAREN D. KLINE 141 Lee 81. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 BRIAN F. KLINGER 34 N. 5th ST. Hamburg, Pa. 19526 KATHY D. KLOPP Box 396 KB. 1 Breinigsville, Pa. 18031 KATHLEEN KLOSE 499 W. Jefferson St. Apt 410 Media, Pa. 19063 GEORGE W. KNEHR, JR. 831 Bingaman, St. Reading, Pa. 19602 CHRISTINE D. KNORR RD. 1 Box 96 Hegins. Pa. 17938 EDWARD L. KOCH, JR. 514 E. Locust St. Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 DEBORAH KOCHARD 233 S. Sterley St. Shillington, Pa. 19607 MARLENE A. KOEHLER 1217 Durham Rd. Riegelsville, Pa. 18077 WILLIAM G. KOERNER 219 W. Main St. Kumown, Pa. 19530 JOHN F. KOETTERITZ RD. 3 Quakertown, Pa. 18951 BARBARA J. KOHL 2400 High St. Riverdale Reading, Pa. 19605 MARVLOUISE KOHUT 142 Turner, St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 KATHY KOMARNICKI 149 E. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 GERALDINE KONDEK 312 Miller 81. Reading, Pa. 19602 WILLIAM KONEK 422 Lehigh Ave. Palmerton, Pa. 18071 BRETT M. KONIVER 313 Glen Gary Dr. Havertown, Pa. 19083 DIMNE 1. KOPPEN 256 Baltimore St. Gettysburg, Pa. 17325 MARIAN D. KORPICS 1540 Burkhardt St. Hellertown, Pa. 18055 JANET L. KOVACS 304 Berk St. Easton, Pa. 18042 JOANNE F. KOZUCH 433 W. Ludlow St. Summit Hill, Pa. 18250 DIANE H. KRAEMER 3411 5th Ave. Apt. 98 Barkley Village Whitehall, Pa. 18052 PATRICIA H. KRAMER 377 Wexfordrun Rd. RD. 1 Waford, Pa. 15090 JOANNE KRATZER 158 Chestnut St. Allentown, Pa. 18101 NOAH E. KREISCH 1708 Academy St. Scranton, Pa. 18504 KATHLEEN A. KUlHAMER 228 Grape St. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 ELAINE KULP RD. 4 Boyertown, Pa. 19512 MICHAEL F. KUMERNITSKY BoxA 381 Rt. 1 Coplay, Pa. 18037 CAROL A. KUNKEL 125 E. Barkley St. Topton, Pa. 19562 JOY A. KUNTZ 2409 Dawes Street Allentown, Pa. 18104 JEFFREY N. KURELIA RD. 1 Oley, Pa. 19560 MAX 8. KUSH 335 Spruce St. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 CARLA LANGDON 49 West High St. Bound Brook, NJ. 08805 ELAINE M. LANGDON 49 West High St. Bound Brook, NJ. 08805 JAMES LAPENNA 3933 Linden St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 RICHARD J. LAROS 11 Chippewa Dr. RD. 3 Allentown, Pa. 18104 ROBIN N. LATCH 908 Milford Ave. Kenhorst Reading, Pa. 19607 PATRICIA A. LAURY 365 Byrd Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18103 PATRICIA lAYOS Apt 6B Brookline Manor Apts. Reading, Pa. 19602 JANE A. lElBENSPERGER 836 N. 29th St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 NANCY F. LEIBENSPERGER Stone Ave. Alburtis R.D. 1 Alburtis, Pa. 18011 CHARLES A.LEIBY,1R. RD. 1 Box A-57 Hamburg, Pa. 19526 BARBARA 1. LEIDICH 1400 Girard Ave. Wyomissing, Pa. 19610 DENISE A. LEPAGE 414 Morrison Rd. Reading, Pa. 19601 WALTER N. LEVAN, 1111 1510 N. llth St. Reading, Pa. 19604 DON LEWIS 1733 S. Hall St. Apt B-1 Allentown, Pa. 18103 KIM LEWIS D. 1404 Independence Dr. West Lawn, Pa. 19609 239 EDWARD LEWKO 125 S. Thomas Ave. Edwatdsville, Pa. 18704 GLENN H. LINDAMAN 2268 Main 81. Northampton, Pa. 18052 SHARON US 2847 Wilson School Ct. Sinking Spring, Pa. 19608 RANDALL L. LISI 538 Briar Circle N. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DAVID M. lITTLE 129 W. King St. Littlestown, Pa. 17340 KAIHRYN LOFIIJS 485 Williams 81. Easton, Pa. 18042 KAREN MAE 10110014 637 Foxcroft Rd. Elkins Park, Pa. 19117 SIEPHEN LONG 5839 N. Sixth St. Philadelphia Pa. 19120 TERRANCE D. LOVELI. 1451 Mulberry St. Reading, Pa. 19604 JUDITH 0.10WNES R.D. 3 Box 241 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 INGRID 1. . lUBBEN 3224 Eisenbrown Rd. Riverview Park Reading, Pa. 19605 SHARON l.. LUCAS R.D. 1 Box 543 Leesport, Pa. 19533 JUDITH 1009416 846 N. 6th 81. Reading, Pa. 19601 MICHAEL LUDWIG 117 N. Richmond St. Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 TIMOTHY A. MACALLISTER 154 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 MARY MACENKA 216 North Walnut St. Summit Hill, Pa. 18250 WILLIAM MACK 2806 Fairview St. Rittet St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 INGEBORG MACKOW 1149 First Ave. Hellertown, Pa. 18055 WILLIAM MADARA 430 Elk St. Glenside, Pa. 19038 JAMES MR. MAHAFFEY Mohn's Hill Rd. R.D. 2 Reinholds, Pa. 17569 DONNA L. MAHLER 114 So. 8th St. Lehighton, Pa. 18235 DIANE L MAKOS 2840 Roosevelt St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 IHOMAS 0. MAMKOVITS 3277 Kennedy Dr. R.D. 1 Northampton, Pa. 18067 ELIZABETH A. MARGIWE 78 Woodland Rd. Wyomissing, Pa. 19610 RICHARD K. MARK R.D. 2, Box 310 Menztown, Pa. 19539 JOHN S. MARKIEWICZ 115 Seventh St. Blakely, Pa. 18447 MNEI MARKLEY 4402 Fifth Ave. Temple, Pa. 19560 DAVID MARSH 728 Gleenleaf St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 PATRICK MARSHALL R.D. 2 Box 310 Mertztown, Pa. 19539 BARBARA J. MARSHMAN 2904 Moravian Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18103 KAREN A. MARTIN 3251 Fairway Rd. Cornwells Hts., Pa. 19020 LINDA MARX 2037 WEHR Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18104 NORA MASSOTH 575 Gatehouse Lane E. York, Pa. 17402 KAREN II. MMEYAK 428 Arlington St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 DEBRA IMIHIAS 707 lnverness 0r. Horsham, Pa. 19044 BARBARA LEE MATTINGLY 123 Oak 81. Latrobe, Pa. 15650 JANICE l. HAUL 117 N. Stetley St. Shillington, Pa. 19607 GEORGE 1. MAURER R.D. 5 Bethlehem, Pa. 18015 SCOTT A. MAURER 1310 Buttonwood St. Reading, Pa. 19604 LORRIE L. 14408 1137 E. 3td St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18015 HAROLD W. MAUTE 159 Main St. Linfield, Pa. 19468 DANE MAVSON 401 Central Ave. Cheltenham, Pa. 19012 STEVEN R. MCCALLICHER 105 Telford Ave. West Lawn, Pa. 19609 PAM ELA A. MCCARTY 19 Steel Rd. Havertown, Pa. 19083 SANDRA 1. MCCAUSLAND 524 Millbank Rd. Upper Darby, Pa. 19082 PATRICIA M. MCCLAREN 124 Birchwood Rd. AIdan, Pa. 19018 PATRICIA A. MCCLATCHIE 336 W. Windsor St. Reading, Pa. 19601 WILLIAM J. MCCURLEV, JR. 447 N. lOth St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 PAIRICIA B. MCDERMOTI 2001 S. Crescent Blvd. Yardley, Pa. 19067 EILEEN MCDEVITT Box 443 R.D. 3 Reading, Pa. 19606 MARY ELLEN MCGROARTY 413 Scott St. Wilkes Bane, Pa. 18702 ROBIN DEE MCKINLEY 55 Glenview 81. Route 1 Schnecksville,Pa. 18078 BRETT D. MCLEAN 219 E. Wyoming Avenue Philadelphia, Pa. 19120 TERESA IICLEAN 66 Lycoming Street Canton, Pa. 17724 CLIFFORD MEASE R.D. 2 Box 2 Quakertown, Pa. 18951 SARAH E. NECK Route 1 Alburtis, Pa. 18011 JOYCE M. MEISENHELTER 232 N. Charles St. Red Lion, Pa. 17356 KAREN K. MEIXSELL R.D. 3 Box 473 Bath. Pa. 18014 BARBARA F. MENDEL 418 Woodland Ave. Morrisville, Pa. 19067 MELINDA A. MERTZ 2628 Northview Ave. Easton, Pa. 18042 RICKY lEE MERTZ R.D. 3 Lehighton, Pa. 18235 WILLIAM H. MERTZ 102 S. Whiteoak St. Ku1ztown, Pa. 19530 JEFFREY METZ 202 So. 5th St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 EDWARD MIECKOWSKI 575 Peacock St. Pottsville, Pa. 17901 ANNE M. MIKUS 1974 King Arthur Rd. Phila., Pa. 19116 ROBERT A. MILES 209 Wiltshire Ave. Butler, Pa. 16001 LEROY E. HILLARD 520 Main St. BLdSbOI'O, Pa. 19508 BARBARA 1. MILLER 64 Woodland Rd. Wyomissing, Pa. 19610 GAYLA A. MILLER P.0. Box 432 R.D. 1 Breinigsville, Pa. 18031 10811 F. MILLER 900 Main St. Shoemakersville,Pa. 19555 SARAH MILLER 235 E. Mosser St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 KATH RYN A. MINCAVAGE 829 East Pine St. Mahandy City, Pa. 17948 JANE MINNICH 4919 N. 15th St. Phila., Pa. 19141 ANN M. MITCHELL 74 Thifd Ave. Kingston, Pa. 18704 BETTY L. MITCHELL 2610 Fairview Ave. Mt. Penn, Pa. 19606 CECELIA ANN MORLEY 1551 Almshouse Rd. Jamison, Pa. 18929 KATH NY A. MOCK 915 N. 91h St. Reading, Pa. 19604 SUSAN MOCULAK 81 80. Main St. Yardley, Pa. 19067 MICHAEL 11. 1401111 18 Lake St. Mohnton, Pa. 19540 ANTHONY A. MOLINATTI 395 Cedar Allentown, Pa. 18102 MAUREEN MOONEY 1539 Edgewood Ave. Roslyn, Pa. 19001 PATRICIA MOORE 307 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DOREEN II. MORETTI 190 Constitution Ave. Jessup, Pa. 18434 GEORGE MORGANS R.D. 2 Box 35 Slatington, Pa. 18080 DOROTHY MORRELL 45 Fairway Dl'. Yardley, Pa. 19067 LYNDA HOSTELLER 1538 Creekside Road Whitehall, Pa. 18052 BOBBI A. MOYER 388 Chestnut St. Hamhutg, Pa. 19526 GARY P. MOYER 722 Bruckman Ave. Northmont Reading, Pa. 19605 HAROLD c. MOYER R.D. 2 Fannington Rd. Mertztown, Pa. 19539 JANE L 0an 1429 E. Phila. Ave. Gilbertsville, Pa. 19525 ROSEMARIE MOYER Maple Ave. Dublin, Pa. 18917 KAREN M. MULDERICK 30 E. White St. Summit Hill, Pa. 18250 LYNNE A. 01118 R.D. 2 Box 1275 Mohnton, Pa. 19540 ELOISE MURDOCK 147 East Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 ROBIN A. MUSSELMAN 1195 Mickley Rd. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 KAREN NADDEO 107 Dolly La. Brittany Farms Chalfont, Pa. 18914 ROBIN NMARIAN R.D. 1 Kempton, Pa. 19529 MARY LOUISE NANSIEEL 141 Alum St. Lehighton, Pa. 18235 lEE J. NAUMAN 52 W. Goepp St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 LEE R. NAUSBAUM 707 Hickory Ln. Easton, Pa. 18042 DONNA NEAS Box 22 R1. 1 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 ANNA c. NEDEROSTEK 5565 Hillside Ave. Whitehall. Pa. 18052 DEBRA A. NEFF 118 Main St. Parryville. Pa. 18244 JOYCE E. NEIDEIGH 722 S. Spruce St. Elimbethtown, Pa. 17022 GARY G. NEIDER 102 Walters Ave. Wemersville, Pa. 19565 DEBRA J. NEIDIG RD 4H 4Dreamland Pam F Ieetwood. Pa. 19522 MARIANNE NELL 121 Columbus Ave. Hawley, Pa. 18428 ANDREA M. NERZ 16 Evergreen Ave. Wyncote, Pa. 19095 BEVERLY J. NEUBERT 833 Broad St. Perkasie, Pa. 18944 RONALD T. NEWHARD 934 Dewey Ave. Northampton, Pa. 18067 BRUCE L. NICHOLAS 123 N. 3rd 81. Easton, Pa. 18024 PETER R. NICHOLSON 565 West Wayne Ave. Wayne, Pa. 19087 LINCOLN A. NOECKER 87 Front St. Cressona, Pa. 17929 GREG NOLAN 218 Keller 81. Franklin Topton, Pa. 19562 WILLIAM B. NOTHSTEIN 432 Lafayette Ave. Palmerton, Pa. 18071 DONALD M. NUSH 1590 Valley Rd. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 BRIAN OCONNELI. 417 Franklin St. W. Reading, Pa. 19602 JOSEPH ODONNELL JR. 91 Broadway Jim Thorpe, Pa. 18229 BARRY OPITZ 1101 Ferry St. Easton, Pa. 18042 WILLIAM OUCHIS 706 Schuylkill Ave. Pottsville, Pa. 17901 DALE l. PACKER 2888 Gradyville Rd. Broomall, Pa. 19008 JOSEPH PINTO 148 W. Milton St. Easton, Pa. 18042 PAULA PAOLONI 766 N. Valley Ave. 0Iyphan1,Pa. 18447 RALPHAEL PARISE 204 W. Douglass St. Reading, Pa. 19603 CAROL A. FARR 102 Frost La. Newtown, Pa. 18940 JOSEPH PATTON 582 College Gardens Kutztown, Pa. 19530 MICHELE PEARSON 135D Winters Ave. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 PAMELA PECKHAM 35 Butterc Uprd. Macungie, Pa. 18062 GAY PEIFFER Madowcrest Plaza II 015 8.6111 81. Lehighton, Pa. 18235 CAROLYN A. PEIL 314 Thurston St. Clarks Summit, Pa. 18411 IMELDA PELLEGRINI 721 Euclid Ave. Temple, Pa. 19560 ANDREW PERO 526 E. Bertsch St. Lansford, Pa. 18232 LINDA J. PERRY 1506 Dogwood Dr. N. Whitfield Reading, Pa. 19609 GAIL PETCAVAGE 371 Union Ave. Williamsport, Pa. 17701 BARBARA PETERS Spring Creek Rd. RD 2 Macungie, Pa. 18062 FRANCES J. PETERS 40 E. Montgomery St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 JILL E. PETERS 232 80. Franklin St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 SHERWOOD W. PETERS, JR. 424 Main St. Shoemakersville, Pa. 19555 RUSSELL 1. PETERSON 923 Nonis Dr. Chester, Pa. 19013 ROGER D. PHILLIPS 56 Poplar Pl. Fanwood, NJ 07023 TIMOTHY l. PHILLIPS 605 Norway Place Bethlehem, Pa. 18015 SUSAN M. PMZZA S. Keim St. RD 371 1 Pottstown, Pa. 19464 JOSEPH PIGNOTTI School St. Martins Creek, Pa. 18063 STEPHEN A. PIRO 514 Arlington St. Reading, Pa. 19602 DAVID N. PITCHERELLO 408 Park Ave. South Temple, Pa. 19560 SHERRY L. PIZZO 900 Lehigh St. Reading, Pa. 19601 JOSPEH PIZZUTO 304 Blackwood Drive Reading, Pa. 19606 MICHAEL POCHUSKI RD Mohnton Mohnton, Pa. 19540 CLAUDE 1. POOLE RD 2 Oley, Pa. 19547 CHRISTINE PRICE 109 Spring Crest Blvd. Sinking Spring, Pa. 19608 EVELYN l. PROSS 441 Tomlinson Rd. Apt. 4-A Philadelphia, Pa. 19116 JUDY L. PUCHYR Apt 48 Hanover Garden Apts. Pottstown. Pa. 19464 ROBIN PYLE 83 Hillview Dr. Springfield, Pa. 19064 BARBARA 10 QUIGG 8533 East Yioga St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 KAREN L. QUILLMAN RD $71 Box 508 Fleetwood, Pa. 19522 LEONARDO QUINONES JR. 625 Walnut St. Royersford, Pa. 19468 MARTIN H. QUIRIN RD Upper Black Eddy, Pa. 18972 DEBRA S. RAE 201 W. Wayne Ave. Easton, Pa. 18042 ARLENE A. RAFALSKI 488 S. Lewis Rd. Royersford, Pa. 19468 SHEILA RAMSEY 823 Hartman Ave. Temple, Pa. 19560 CHARLES M. RANDAZZO 1742 Mineral Spring Rd. Reading, Pa. 19602 JOAN MARGARET RANSEL 1613 Marshall St. Sw. Allentown, Pa. 18103 CYNTHIA M. RAU 841 N. 23rd St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 BARRY J. RAUGH 5114 Casa Grande Rd. Temple, Pa. 19560 SUSAN J. READINGER 322 Gibraltar Rd. Mt. Penn Reading, Pa. 19606 DENNIS l. REARDEN Box 96A RD 73:4 Reading, Pa. 19606 RICKY REBER 1635 New Holland Rd. Reading, Pa. 19607 BRUCE R. REED RD 1 Bethel, Pa. 19507 CHRISTINA H. REED 58 Vicar La. Levittown, Pa. 19054 JOSEPH A. REEDY 1520 Locust St. Reading, Pa. 19604 RICHARD A. REESER 4300 Fifth Ave. Temple, Pa. 19560 RANDALL C. REILLY 3715 Ridgeway St. Laureldale, Pa. 19605 NEAL REINHOLD RD 1 Reinholds, Pa. 17569 GEORGE REITBAUER 755 Hawthorner D. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 JEFFREY A. REITZ RD 42 Box 32A Slatington, Pa. 18080 PAUL JR. RENWICK 118 Walnut St. Reading, Pa. 19601 RONALD M. REZNICK 996 N. Wyoming St. Hazleton, Pa. 18201 JOHN A. RHOADS 426 Chestnut St. West Reading, Pa. 19602 KATHEE RHODE 543 East Walnut St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 PENNY A. RICKENBACH 250 W. Walnut St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 LORETTA F. RIDINGER RD 4311 Hellam Br. York, Pa. 17406 DARLENE M. RIEGER 21780th Main St. Coopersburg, Pa. 18036 RICHARD D. RIFFLE Box 353 RD 2 Wellsboro, Pa. 16901 PAMALA c. RIOVO 1341 Maple Allentown, Pa. 18102 JAN E. RITTER 819 Fernwood St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 JEFFREY L. RITTER 815 TiIghman St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 SALLY A. RITTER 213 N. Reading Ave. Boyertown, Pa. 19512 WILLIAM L. RITTER JR. RD 1 Schnecksville, Pa. 18078 DONALD W. ROACH JR. 1959 Catasauqua Rd. Bethlehem,Pa.18018 DOROIHEA ROBERTSON 1580 E. Mountain Rd. Scranton, Pa. 18505 GILBERT F. ROCK JR. 200 State St. East Greenville, Pa. 18041 JANET L. ROEHRICH 418 Cattell St. Easton, Pa. 18042 CAROLE A. ROGORA 404 Main St. Box 287 Stockertown, Pa. 18083 ALAN ROGOSKY 817 N. Lumber St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 NANCY L. ROHLAND Box 325 Brownstown, Pa, 17508 ROBERT M. ROMAN 1205 Silver Creek Rd. Hellertown, Pa. 18055 NANCY c. ROMICH 2515 Penn Ave. West Lawn, Pa. 19609 SHARON RODNEY 132 W. Federal St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 LINDA R. ROSATO 1025 30. 10th St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 MARY G. ROSENBUSCH 2715 Liberty St. Easton, Pa. 18042 ALFRED ROSSIGNOLI 1527 Birch St. Reading, Pa. 19604 ALICE A. ROIH 1820 Chew St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 ROBERT ROTONDO Box 418M RD J42 Reading, Pa. 19605 KAREN RUCH 111 Avenue D Schuylkill Haven, Pa. 17972 JOAN R. RUTH 413 South 2nd St. Bangor, Pa. 18013 PAUL F. RYAN 304 Main St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 MARY SABATINO 334 N. 16m St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 SUSAN V. SACKS 6805 N. 1011131. Phila, Pa. 19126 RAFAEL SALAZAR 131C E. Kleinhans St. Easton, Pa. 18042 SERENA A. SALVO 353 Barberry Lane Stmfford Wayne, Pa. 19087 ANTHONY 6. SAN BORN RD 3741 Cresco, Pa. 18326 JOSEPH SANTANGELO 602 Buttonwood St. Norristown Norristown, Pa. 19401 NANCY SAWARYNSKI 1521 East 7th St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18015 BONITA M. SAYSH EN 129 W. Walnut St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 RICHARD SCHAEFFER 350 S. Reading Ave. Boyertown, Pa. 19512 TIMOTHY E. SCHEIRER RD 1 Box 335 New Tripoli, Pa. 18066 MARGARET SCHETTLER 2907 Kutztown Rd. Reading, Pa. 19605 MARGARET A. SCHIFF 7 Pembroke Dr. Media, Pa. 19063 JOAN c. SCHLEGEL Box 139 RD 1 Kutztown, Pa. 19530 THEODORE A. SCHLERT 2511 Hermitage Ave. Easton, Pa. 18042 DEBORAH A. SCHMOYER 501 W. Highland Terr. Nazareth, Pa. 18064 ELLEN L. SCHMOYER Schantz Rd. RD 3H Emmaus, Pa. 18049 JANE SCHMOYER 1901 North 20th St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 242 SUSAN B. SCHMOYER 2610 Helen St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 MARY SCHNECK RD 2 Wacosville, Pa. 18106 PHILIP R. SCHNECK Hausman Rd. RD 2 Wacosville, Pa. 18106 KAREN R. SCHORY 5700 Stradford Ave. Harrisburg, Pa. 17112 PAULA J. SCHOWER Painted Sky Rd. RD 3 Reading, Pa. 19606 SARAH A. SCHROEDER Box 43 Kempton, Pa. 19529 NANCY J. SCOTT 3052 Coplay La. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 AMY D. SEIBEL 534 Briar Circle N. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 CYNTHIA SEIDEI. 3 Maryland Circle Apt 127 Whitehall, Pa. 18052 RICHARD SERFASS 913 Fairview Ave. Stroudsburg, Pa. 18360 ELIZABETH 1. SEWALLS 307 W. Main St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 STEPH EN SEWERYN Box 273 RD 1441 Mertztown, Pa. 19522 MICHAEL E. SHAPIOLA 19 Knollwood Dr. Totowa Boro, NJ 07512 ALVIN A. SHOEMAKER JR. 1210 Andover Rd. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 CRAIG SHOLLENBERGER 457 Confer Ave. Hambmg, Pa. 19526 ELIZABETH A. SHUHLER 1834 Washington St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 LINDA SHULTZ 704 North 3rd Ave. Lebanon, Pa. 17042 CINDY L. SIMPSON Box 158 Strausstown, Pa. 19559 PATRICIA A. SINITSKY RD M Box 185 Orwigsbulg, Pa. 17961 JULE SLACK 402 Walnut St. Jenkintown, Pa. 19046 DEBORAH SLICK 1009 Cromwell Rd. Wyndmoor, Pa. 19118 CINDI D. SLIDER 1387 Kutz Dr. Pottstown, Pa. 19464 BEI'TEANN SLIVKA 11 E. High St. Nesquehoning, Pa. 18240 BARRY SLIWINSKI 200 N. Clinton St. Doylestown, Pa. 18901 HELEN SMILE Y 1030 Harris Dr. 10 Har. 88 Dr. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 DAWN C. SMITH 723 Wendy Dr. Pottstown, Pa. 19464 DEBORAH E. SMITH 407 Ashley Dr. Park Manor Reading, Pa. 19607 SHERYL L. SMIIH 2945 HighIand St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 JANET SMOTHER 536 5th St. Whitehall, Pa. 18052 CHRISTINE L. SNYDER 513 S. Briar Cliff Kutztown, Pa. 19530 DEBRA L. SNYDER Box 181 Horse Shoe Trail Valley Forge, Pa. 19481 KAREN SNYDER 900 Mickley Rd. Apt Ll-3 Whitehall, Pa. 18052 RICHARD D. SNYDER 108 N. 131h St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 MICHAEL J. SOBJAK Box 121 Sassamansville, Pa. 19472 KATHLEEN J. SOLOMON 540 Logan St. Lewisburg, Pa. 17837 10 ANNE SOWERS 1320 Cleveland Ave. Wyomissing, Pa. 19610 SUSAN J. SPACHT 127 S. Broad Lititz, Pa. 17543 DEAN A. SPAHR 5359 Highgrove Rd. Pittsburgh, Pa. 15236 KAREN SPANGLER RD 1 New Bloomfield, Pa. 17068 ANNE l. STACKHOUSE 101 Summit Ave. Shillington, Pa. 19607 ANITA R. STAKE RD 47f 7 Carlisle, Pa. 17013 GEORGE R. STANTON JR. 65 Mary St. Coatesville, Pa. 19320 DAVID STEELE 61 Fresh Meadow Drive Lancaster, Pa. 17603 DAVID W. STEIDEL 1321 N. 19th St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 RICHARD STEIN 1817 Pinehurst Rd. Bethlehem,Pa.18018 CHERYL LEE STENGELE 341 So. 4th St. Perkasie, Pa. 18944 DONNA STEPHENS RD 42 Box 69 Kuiztown, Pa. 19530 DIANE G. STERNER RD 441 Duncannon, Pa. 17020 ROBERT S. STEVENS 1321 Good St. Reading, Pa. 19601 RORY P. SIEVENSON 3202 Birch Ave Allentown, Pa. 18103 NANCY STEWART RD 1 Saylorsburg, Pa. 18353 HELEN STOISITS 100 E. High St. Nazareth, Pa. 18064 DONNA STONEBACK Box 204 Station 81. Palm, Pa. 18070 PATRICIA c. STORY 2133 Cypress Rd. Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 JOHN c.810vm 932 North 121h St. Reading, Pa. 19604 MARGARET A. STOVER 114 Hollywood Ave. Mount Penn Mt. Penn, Pa. 19606 JAMES R. STOYKO 1008 Beech St. Riverview Park Reading, Pa. 19605 MARY J. STRANIX Park Crest Bamesville, Pa. 18214 JANICE M. STRAUSS 202 W. Patterson 61. Lansford, Pa. 18232 DONALD STRELECKI RD 81 Germansville, Pa. 18053 ROBIN R. STRINGER 816 Benton St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 MARGIE J. STROM 1437 Shaner Dr. Pottstown, Pa. 19464 WILLIAM K. STUMP RD 1 Box 300 Pottsville, Pa. 17901 WILLIAM R. SUCCOLOSKY 1150 Loomis Ave. Scranton, Pa. 18504 CAROL SUNAN DAY 702 8. Temple Blvd. 7th Street Temple, Pa. 19560 SANDRA SUTPHIN Broad St. Branchville, NJ 07826 PHYLLIS A. SWARTZ Kolb Rd. Parker Ford, Pa. 19457 ROBIN 1. SWEET 221 West 3rd St. Mifflinville, Pa. 18631 KIMBERLEE D. SWIGART 8 James 31. Honey Brook, Pa. 19344 DARYLB.SZA1EK 408 Spruce St. West Reading, Pa. 19602 JANET D. TAMELER 245 Main St. Catasauqua. Pa. 18032 KATHLEEN TANZOS 480 Bushkill Ctr. Road Nazareth, Pa. 18064 PAUL F. IAROLI 400 Bridge St. Duryea, Pa. 18642 MARY RUTH IAYLOR Rear 339 E. Union St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 JESSICA TETI 222 E. Thomson Ave. Springfield, Pa. 19064 BEVERLY A. THOMANN 140 Harleysville Pk. Harleysville, Pa. 19438 SHIRLEY lOU THOMAS 11 E. Elm St. Emmaus, Pa. 18049 DEBORAH J. IHOMPSON 644 N. lOth St. Reading, Pa. 19604 DOUGLAS 1. TOMEL 1746 S. Hall St. A2 Allentown, Pa. 18103 CHARLES TOTH RD 2 Bath Pike Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 EILEEN TOTH 1503 Elayne St. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 MARYANN TRACEY 39 West Spruce St. Mahandy City, Pa. 17948 THOMAS V. TRATE Box 357 RD 391 Birdsboro, Pa. 19508 DEBRA TRAX 539 Highland Ave. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 ELIZABETH 1. TRETIAK Route 1 Northampton, Pa. 08067 TIMOIH 1.1110111 666 College Garden Dr. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 ALBERT l. TURICK 164 Carleton Ave. Hazleton, Pa. 18201 ANDREA TURNER 2315 Patton Rd. Roslyn, Pa. 19001 KAYTEE L. UMBREIT RD 3 Box 294 Greenwood Rd. Kennett Square, Pa. 19348 GALE E. UNGUREAN 2340 West Blvd. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 JOANN UNRUH RD i792 Box 858 Mohnton, Pa. 19540 GABRIELLA A. URBAN 1978 Troxell St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 JOHN M. URBANIC 1309 E. Congress St. Apt. 205 Allentown, Pa. 18103 CHARLES VACCARO 231 S. Whitehall Ave. Allentown, Pa. 18104 ELAINE M. VARDJAN RD 1164 Reading, Pa. 19606 BARBARA VERANO 200 Railroad St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 RICHARD M. VERDINI 355 Lyon Ave. Williamspott, Pa. 17701 KATHY A. VICARIO RD 83 Because of the need to meet deadlines which fell before Box 430 Bangor, Pa. 18013 MARILOUISE VISCHER 1526 Doyle Dr. Downingtown, Pa. 19335 EMILY L. VOGEL 227 Belvidere St. Nazareth, Pa. 18064 STEPHANIE T. VOROS 3113 Apollo Dr. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 MN WAGNER 4201 4th Ave. 30. Temple, Pa. 19560 GARY ALBERT Box 103 Bath, Pa. 18014 SHARON D. WALKER 1612 W. Greenleaf St. 161h Street Allentown, Pa. 18102 MICHAEL J. WALL 2315 Spring St. West Lawn, Pa. 19609 FRANCIS WALSH 324 Lane St. Jessup, Pa, 18434 ROBERT D. WALSH 611 W. Race St. Pottsville, Pa. 17901 CATHERINE WALTERS 1450 Mack Blvd. Allentown, Pa. 18103 MICHAEL J. WALTERS 1450 Mack Blvd. Allentown, Pa. 18103 MARGARET A. WARFIELD 515 E. Winding Hill Rd. Mechanicsburg, Pa. 17055 MICHAEL WARNER 1108 South Main Ave. Scranton, Pa. 18504 GALE L. WEAVER 124 Eddington Ave. Harrisbmg, Pa. 17111 PATRICIA M. WEAVER 508 80. Temple Blvd. Temple, Pa. 19560 GEORGE E. WEAVER III 631 Carsonia Ave. Pennside, Pa. 19606 LINDA S. WEBB 752 Lawrence Blvd Lancaster, Pa. 17601 DIANNE E. WEHDEN 23 W. Smith St. Topton, Pa. 19562 only if they meet all academic and financial requirements. BONNIE WEISBACH 2545 South Street Allentown, Pa. 18104 MARGARET A. WEISER 1501 Silver Creek Rd. Hellertown, Pa. 18055 JOHN WENRICH 89 Wenrich Ave. Wernersville, Pa. 19565 JAMES A. WENTZEL 390 Baldy St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 RICHARD l. WERKHEISER 725 Westminster Allentown, Pa. 18103 ROXANNE WERKISER 762 Washington St. Easton, Pa. 18042 VALERIE H. WERTMAN 1335 Perkiomen Ave. Reading, Pa. 19602 LYNN B. WESCOE 211 Main St. Northampton, Pa. 18067 SHARON A. WEST RD 81 Box 442 Grill Reading, Pa. 19607 GEORGE B. WHARV 617 Park St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 TERRY E. WHIIE 4306 51h Ave. Temple, Pa. 19560 BONNIE WHITEHEAD 516 Martin Avenue Gr44nfie 38 Reading, Pa. 19601 PAUL N. WHITEHOUSE RD 1 Chalfont, Pa. 18914 RICHARD J. WIACEK 442 80. 7th St. Reading, Pa. 19602 MADELYN WIELAND 802 Welsh Rd. Maple Glen, Pa. 19002 DIME E. WILLIAMS 918 W. Lincoln Hwy. Coatesville, Pa. 19320 ROBERT WILLIAMS RD iiZ Palmerton, Pa. 18071 DIANE WILLS 38 S. Landon Ave. Kingston, Pa. 18704 ELLEN M. WINKLER 181 College Blvd. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 VIRGINIA L. WITTMEYER 216 Winding Way Morrisville, Pa. 19067 JOSEPH c. WLAZELEK 69 Church Rd. Linfield, Pa. 19468 DEBORAH WOLF 678 Melvin Rd. Telford, Pa. 18969 DONNA L. WOLFE 218 Pershing Blvd. Reading, Pa. 19607 WILLIAM A. WOODRING 441 N. 23rd St. Allentown, Pa. 18104 LUANA E. WOODWARD 79 W. Wesner Rd. Box 47 Blandon, Pa. 19510 ROBERT WORK 15 Franklin Ave. Hamburg, Pa. 19526 MARY WURSTA 811 North 61h Street Allentown, Pa. 18102 ROBERT A. YABLONSKY 307 East Center St. Shenandoah, Pa. 17976 MARK 1. YATSKO 2971 Avon Rd. Bethlehem, Pa. 18017 BARBARA 1. YINGLING RD if 3 Hoff Rd. Hanover, Pa. 17331 JOANNE YODER 631 Highland Ave. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 STEPHEN YOUNG 1916 Millersville Pk. Lancaster, Pa. 17603 FRANCIS S. YOUNG JR. 719 W. Montgomery St. Allentown, Pa. 18103 CHARLES D. YOUNGER 108 Main St. Apt. 10 Alburtis, Pa. 18011 FRANK YUSELLA 240 Brown St. Tamaqua, Pa. 18252 WILLIAM J. ZAHORA 1R. 4 West Lehigh St. Coaldale, Pa. 18218 CAIH ERINE ZAKOS 204BW Main St. Bath, Pa. 18014 Opinions expressed in this book are those of the authors and do not necessarily represent those of Kutztown State College. JUDITH A. ZALE RD 2 Box 235 Lehighton, Pa. 18235 JO ANN ZAMPELLI 1518 Commonwealth Blv. Kenhorst Reading, Pa. 19607 GINA ZANOLINI 272 Main St. Conygham, Pa. 18219 MARCIA ZASTEMPOWSKI 6 Hillcrest Drive Macungie, Pa. 18062 SUSAN M. ZEARFOSS 335 Walnut St. Lebanon, Pa. 17042 MARK A. ZELLNER 218 Noble St. Kutztown, Pa. 19530 RODNEY P. ZERR 57 South 3rd St. Hamburg, Pa. 19526 RICHARD A. ZETTLEMOYER 207 N. llth St. Allentown, Pa. 18102 CAROL ZIMMERMAN 1078 Grant Ave. Center Square, Pa. 19422 ELEN F. ZWEIFACH 1411 W. View Dr. Lancaster, Pa. 17603 graduation dates, the yearbook staff does not claim the preceding directory is 10096 accurate. Students are granted degrees The staff and contributors of The Hardcover Yearbook Magazine worked their hearts, etc, off to bring KSC the best damn annual it's ever experienced. And I believe we've done it. This book is so jamepacked with photos, copy, and art, that even with adding 50 extra pages twhich makes it the biggest book in the school's historyi it's still just buldging at the seams. lsincerely hope you have enjoyed this book and will continue to enjoy it far into the future. And here's the people to be grateful to: Dr. Arnold E. Newman tAdvisort Marguerite Faggioni tEditor Emeritusi Sue Kern tSenior 8i Faculty Section Editori Tom Stugrin tSports Editort Andrea Differ tActivities Editori Ron Perry Mark Ammerman Bill Howell Dave Little Nancy Smith Kevin McCornac Joyce Jones George Weaver Al Humel Ron Zaleski Dave Biedrzycki Kaytee Umbreit Debbie Williams Linda Bracken Bill Succolowski Sue Spacth Rosemary Bateman Ginger Moser Tom Golightly Mary Beth Evans Ronlrons Tony Mann Mike Bolognese H.D. Eshleman Harry Maute Paul Larson Editor in Chiefi 244 Th Haracover Yearbpok Magazine 245 APPENDIX: 1 ...... Title 2-3 ....lntro 4-5 . . . .Table 6 Contents 6-7 . . . . Downtown Kutztown 8-9 . . . . KSC Campus Overview 10-11 ..Good Old Main 12-13 . . Fountain Sculptor 14-15 ..Candids 16-19 ..ACE IN THE HOLE 20-21 ..Poetry 22 ..... Homecoming 23 ..... Halloween 24-25 . .Creative Photos 26 ..... Swimming 27 ..... Wrestling 28 ..... John Hartford 29 ..... Maynard Ferguson 30-31 . .Clubs 32-33 . . Reader's Theater 34-37 . . Football 38 ..... Acme Dance 39 ..... Circus 40-41 ..Candids 42-43 . .Woody Allen 44-45 . .Zodiac comics 46 ..... Creative Arts 47 ..... Miss Reardon play 48-51 . .Campus Media 52-59 . .OH, DONALD, DARLING! 60-61 . .Woman's Field Hockey 62 ..... Art Ed. Show 63 ..... Clubs 64-65 . .Campus Trees 66 ..... Poem 67 ..... Clubs 68-69 . . Baseball 70-71 ..Candids 72 ..... Thanks A Hellma Lot 73 ..... STUFF, IT happened around campus 74-75 . . Farmer's Market 76-77 . .Woman's Vollyball 78-79 ..Clubs 246 80-81 . 82-83 84-85 . 86 ..... 87-89 . 90-91 . 92 ..... 93 ..... 94-95 . 9697. 98-99 .. 100-101. 102 ... 103 ... 104-105. 106-107. 108 ... 109 ... 110-111. 112-113. 114-115. 116-117. 118 ... 119 ... 120-123. 124-125. 126-127. 128-129. 130 .... 132 ... 132-133. 134-135. 136-137. 138 ... 139 ... 140-141 142-143. 144 ... 145 ... 146-147. 148-149. 150-151 152-153. . Logo Designs . . One Acts .Clubs Rainy Days and School Days . Dirty Dogs Comics . Basketball Lilly Tomlin Fake ad .Candids . Buddy Rich Stylized Erotica Tennis . Lutheran Center . Chris House Star Trek Night Life Game . Lois Lane . Desperado Duck Clubs Track Candids Spring Arts Festival . Games Day7Food Fest . Scanzelo Recorders Kaptain Keystonia Comics On Campus Off Campus Queen Concert Faculty Play . George Weaver Bio. KSC Dance Creative Photos Dracula! . Christmas At KSC .HHere's Snow In Your Face! . Wolfe Poetry Clubs .CAS .Clubs Babes In Arms play The Year As A Cartoon .Clubs Football Poster 154.. . 155.. . . 156-157. 158-159. 160... 161 .... 162 . .. 163 . .. 164-171. 172 . .. 173 . .. 174.... 175 . .. 176-177. 178-179. 180-181. 182-183. 184-185. 186-187. 188-189. 190-191. 192 . . .. 193 . . .. 194 . .. 195 . .. 196-197. 198... 199 . .. 200 . .. 201-203. 204-205. 206 . . . 207 . . . . 208-211 212-213. 214-234. 224-225. 235.... 236-243. 244-245. 246.. .. 247 . . .. 248 . . . . Computer Center John Dean Interim Semester Lacrosse . Creative Art Paul Laincz . Dr. Beekey . Dr. Stratton Faculty . Ms Crisson .Tom Wolfe Pantomime . Casino Night Flight Comics Clubs Creative Arts Frank Zappa Clubs Soccer HUp Your CAS! Candids Bonner Hall Doug Dennison . Cross Country . Ad Art Show Creative Photos . Late Graduates . New Toilet Policy . Cafe Picnics Graduation Creative Arts . Hayfever play Woman's Basketball .THE DRAWING Creative Photos Senior Portraits Senior Interviews Fake Ad Senior Directory Staff Spread Appendix Credits Finish Photo CREDITS: John Teman . . . art . . . 116 Jay Pastelak . . . photos . . . 23,134 Scott Bailey . . . photos. . . 62 Mzk Schniderman...ar1. . . 73 Kathy Kingree . . . photo. . . 160 Shirley Thomas . . . photo . . . 197 Karen Dol! . . . photo . . .205 William Uhrich . . . photo . . . 206 Eric Gildner . . . photo. . .212 Roland Falkenstein . . . photo . . . 111,142,143,150,178.l84 Harry Maute . . . copy . . . 48 H.D. Eshleman . . . copy . . . 50 Mike Bolognese . . .copy . . . 102 Tony Mann . . . copy . .. 104-105 Ron lrons...art...104-105 Mary Beth Evans. . . copy . . . 132-133 Tom Golightly and Ginger Moser . . . copy 146-147,206 Rosemary Bateman ...copy . . . 131 Sue Spacth . . . copy 23,155 . . . arts. layout. . .23 . . .photo... 20 Bill Succolowski . . .art . . . 136-137 Linda Bracken . . . art . . . 128-129 Debbie Williams . . . art . . . 208-209 Kaylee Umbreit . . .ar1.. . 132-133 Dave Biedrzycki . . . art . . . 16-17 Ron Zaleski . . . copy . . . 64-65 Al Humel . . .copy . . . 49,96-97 . . . photos 64-65 George Weaver . . . story . . . 16-19 Joyce Jones . . . story . . . 32-33 Kevin McCornac . . . copy . . . 26,27,90,158,186, 194 Nancy Smith . . . copy . . . 154,172,173,182-183.224-225 Dave Little . . . art . .. 106-107,39,181... layout . . . 130 Marguerite Faggioni . . . photos 6,12,28,33,74,75 Sue Kern . . . layout . . . 164-165,166-167,168-169,170-17l,172,l73,214-215,216-217,218-219,220-22l,222-223,224-225,226-227,230-231,232-233,234. . . copy . . . 102. Iom Strgrin . . . layout . . . 26-27,34-35,36-37,60-61,68-69,76-77.90-91,145,158-159,186-187,207 . . . art . . . 44-45,26-27,34,60,76,90,186 Bill Hom'! . . . photos 34-35,36-37,76,77.95,151 Andrea Differ . . . photos . . . 6-7,23.33,39.47,67,72,78-79,94,96,118-119124-125,127.128,129,137,155,174.175,183.188,189,244.245,248,110,143,151,178-179 . . . layout . . . 10,14-15, 22,33,38,40-41,l14-115,l74,190-191. Dr. Arnold E. Newman . . . photos . . . 12,156,157.110,179,184 . . . copy . . . l3,34,47,67,76-77,156-157,142-143,178-179,184-185 . . . layout . . . 12-13,30-31,47,67,151,156-157,70-71, 110-111,142-143,150-151,178-179,184-185. Mark Ammerman . . . art . . . 87,88-89,93,109,176-177,235 . . . copy . . . 39,74-75,12,108,175 . . . photos . . . 7,21.94-95,126,l35,185 . . . layout . . . 74-75,92,94-95,108,138 Ron Perry . ..copy . .. 136-137,161,188-189,199,200,208-209.210-211. Paul Larson . . . art . . . 1,2-3,4-5.42,48,50,52-53,54-55,56-57,58-59,98-99,120-121,122,123,148,163,200 . . . copy . . . 2-3,4-5,6.8,10.20-2-,28-29,42-43,52-53,54-55,56-57.58-59,72-73, 80-81.86,ll7,131,138-139,224-245 . . . photos. . . 8-9,12-l3,29,73,80,82-83,86,96,103,124-125,126.128-129,130,l33,129,161.183,195-196,204,244-244 . . . layout . .. 1,2-3, 4-5,6-7,8-9,16-17,18-19,20-21,24-25,28-29,42-43,46,48-49,50-5l,52-53,54-55,56-57,58-59,62,66,72-73,80-81,82-83,86,96-97,98-99.102-103,104-105,116-117,118-119,124-125, 126-127,l31,132-133,134-135,136-137,139,140-141,144,146-147,148-149,154-155,163,175,176-177,182-183,188-189,192,195,196-197,198-199200,204-205,206,208-209, 210-211.224-225,244-245,246-247,248,201,202-203,64-65-cover-endsheets. Our thanks to the Public Relations Department of Kutztown State College. 248 . . If :2: Hope I'M OUTS 06 E P2523 OFFICE- 5 F Nos NOTTUOLATE MIS PEEEHF 28-APATHIZEDIH ' 105mg THE PREZ. .3, a ag ., ; K II oz II . y 'TM 4+3: , , 2' WHAT? INrEReanG?! 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