Kouts High School - Kostang Yearbook (Kouts, IN)

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Last Will and Testament We, the Senior Class of the televised Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Two, being of sound mind, intelligence, and strong of heart, do broadcast to Kouts High School and the World this as our last will and testament, hereby revoking all others made by us. I, JIM CANNON, will my movie projecting job to Algot Olson. I. ROY HEFNER, will my orneriness to Donald Clausen. I, LILLIAN DELI, will my band uniform to anyone who will take care of it. I, DICK HERRING, will my brains to all those who haven’t any. I, CHARLOTTE HIBBS, will my job of selling coke to any Jr. who wants it. I, TED HITZ, will my interest in Morgan Twp. to Jerry Miller. I, DORIS KERLINSKA, will my ability to write letters to the Tefft boys to Susie Mansfield. I, LOIS KRAKER, will my cheerleading ability to Sylvia Nagaitis. I, ELEANOR KRUG, will my ability to drive to anyone who doesn’t mind being followed. I, KENNY MARTIN, will my black curly hair to Lester Hurley. I, DICK MILLER, will my curly hair to the Barber Shop. I, JACK NUEST, will nothing. I’m taking my interest in Vera with me. I, LILLIAN OLSON, will my librarian position to anyone who doesn’t want to study. I, SHIRLEY REINHARDT, will my shortness to anyone who doesn’t mind be- ing so close to the ground. I. MARLENE RHYNARD, will my long black hair to Darlene Fredricks. I, KENNY STRONG, will my interest in Eleanor Krug to Jim McKinney. I, JOHN STRUVE, will my humor to any poker-faced person. I, BILL TABLER, will my girlfriends in Liberty and Wheatfield to Ronnie Snow.

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Senior Class Phophecy Norma Taylor, the girl who struck it rich up in Alaska several weeks ago, has just returned to the United States and has purchased a $20,000 acre cattle ranch in Texas. She has Melvin Wallace working for her. He is the foreman; he has spent most of his life in the West. Also working for her is Doris Kerlinska who chaperones the children of the cow hands in her spare time. Tefft must have gotten pretty rough for her. Well that’s all for now. Good-night folks.” After a brief intermission, have to eat once in a while you know, I returned to my easy chair. A new show, “It could happen to anybody” was next on T. V. It was sponsored by that world reknown horse trainer, Charlotte Hibbs. Starring was her wonder horse Reggirt, Trigger spelled backwards. The guest star of the night was the one and only Eleanor Krug, better known as “Dag Junior.” She is known as Dagmar’s successoi. Now the camera turns to the audience and in the spotlight one of George Taylor’s experiments just flew by. Ever since his Nash broke down, he’s been experi- menting on a new engine far more superior than that put out by the Nash Company. It seems like all the members of the fair sex are wearing the new hair-do created by the greatest beautician in the country, Lillian Olson. Ah, I see Roy Hefner in the audience. He seems to be enjoying himself. He ought to; he’s head of the Dairy Corporation back in Chicago. Evidently his dairy herd profited him. Sitting with him is Secretary of Agriculture Jack Nuest. Since Jack has been the head of that department, atomic energy has been developed for farm use. Yes, I think that’s Lillian Deli, the most famous modern artist in the world, watching the show. She married a French painter and their eight little artists are being chaperoned by Nancy Wise Well, what do you know, I’ve seen all the class of ’52 tonight. Yes sir, I sure enjoyed watching telivision.

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Last Will and Testament I, GEORGE TAYLOR, will nothing. I need everything I have and more. I, NORMA 1AYLOR, will my happy-go-lucky manner to Judy Jacobson. I. MELVIN WALLACE, will my way with teachers to Donna Sommers. I, NANCY WISE, will “Gus’ to anyone who will take care of him properly. I, SUSIE YOUNG, will nothing. I have hard enough time finding what I have now. WE. THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Miss Dittmer a speech class who loves to make speeches. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mrs. Rock a typing class that doesn't talk. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Miss Punter a house and a man with our best regrads. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. Broad all the tools needed for successful shop instruction. WE THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. Lippert an Ag. class which is smart, quiet, and co-operative. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. French a good basketball team. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. Jenson a Republican govern- ment class. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. Wasik a boys chorus which knows the fundamentals of singing. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Mr. Hague a high school as intelligent and brilliant as we are. We, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to Betty Plough a pair of wings so she won’t wear out her shoes. WE, THE SENIOR CLASS of 1952, will to the School whatever is left of us when we graduate.