Kouts High School - Kostang Yearbook (Kouts, IN)

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Senior Class Phophecy Norma Taylor, the girl who struck it rich up in Alaska several weeks ago, has just returned to the United States and has purchased a $20,000 acre cattle ranch in Texas. She has Melvin Wallace working for her. He is the foreman; he has spent most of his life in the West. Also working for her is Doris Kerlinska who chaperones the children of the cow hands in her spare time. Tefft must have gotten pretty rough for her. Well that’s all for now. Good-night folks.” After a brief intermission, have to eat once in a while you know, I returned to my easy chair. A new show, “It could happen to anybody” was next on T. V. It was sponsored by that world reknown horse trainer, Charlotte Hibbs. Starring was her wonder horse Reggirt, Trigger spelled backwards. The guest star of the night was the one and only Eleanor Krug, better known as “Dag Junior.” She is known as Dagmar’s successoi. Now the camera turns to the audience and in the spotlight one of George Taylor’s experiments just flew by. Ever since his Nash broke down, he’s been experi- menting on a new engine far more superior than that put out by the Nash Company. It seems like all the members of the fair sex are wearing the new hair-do created by the greatest beautician in the country, Lillian Olson. Ah, I see Roy Hefner in the audience. He seems to be enjoying himself. He ought to; he’s head of the Dairy Corporation back in Chicago. Evidently his dairy herd profited him. Sitting with him is Secretary of Agriculture Jack Nuest. Since Jack has been the head of that department, atomic energy has been developed for farm use. Yes, I think that’s Lillian Deli, the most famous modern artist in the world, watching the show. She married a French painter and their eight little artists are being chaperoned by Nancy Wise Well, what do you know, I’ve seen all the class of ’52 tonight. Yes sir, I sure enjoyed watching telivision.

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Senior Class Phnphecy It was six o’clock on an evening of 1962 I was very tired from a hard day’s work at the office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Washington, D. C. when I turned on the television set and settled down for a quiet evening at home. As always, I listen to a news broadcast. I was in luck to get Commentator Bill Tabler for today’s top news and headlines. Bill’s interpretation of the news is always very vivid and, upon the death of Drew Pearson, he has been predicting the news 91% accurate. “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, let’s go to press. . Here is a picture taken by one of T. V’s top photographers, Ted Hitz, on the recent exploration at the newly built atomic plant headed by James Cannon in Van Buren. Flash! I see that Marlene Rhynard, reporter at large, has been given the Hey- wood Broun Memorial Award for outstanding work in journalism during the past year. Also, Admiral Richard Miller has been promoted to a higher rank, head naval officer in the Pacific .... Flash! Republcan President John Robert Struve, made headlines today as he amazed the world by appointing Democratic Senator Kenneth Martin to head the old Kefauver investigating committee. Senator Martin’s first statement to the press was, and I quote, “I’m going to clean house,’’ unquote; probably referring to the White House .... Another Flash! Susie Young’s husband died and left her $20,000. It seems like Susie has her wish (To be rich). And now my first prediction—I predict that Lois Kraker will finally get married within the next year. She says she won’t but, well you know how it goes. I predict, too, that Shirley Reinhardt, who is the mother of five big girls, will finally get a boy the next time. Also, Dick Herring, bellboy at the Steven’s Hotel in Chicago, will quit. He had better; he’s getting fired next week anyway for disorderly conduct. Just a minute ladies and gentlemen, here is a bulletin just handed to m

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Last Will and Testament We, the Senior Class of the televised Nineteen Hundred and Fifty-Two, being of sound mind, intelligence, and strong of heart, do broadcast to Kouts High School and the World this as our last will and testament, hereby revoking all others made by us. I, JIM CANNON, will my movie projecting job to Algot Olson. I. ROY HEFNER, will my orneriness to Donald Clausen. I, LILLIAN DELI, will my band uniform to anyone who will take care of it. I, DICK HERRING, will my brains to all those who haven’t any. I, CHARLOTTE HIBBS, will my job of selling coke to any Jr. who wants it. I, TED HITZ, will my interest in Morgan Twp. to Jerry Miller. I, DORIS KERLINSKA, will my ability to write letters to the Tefft boys to Susie Mansfield. I, LOIS KRAKER, will my cheerleading ability to Sylvia Nagaitis. I, ELEANOR KRUG, will my ability to drive to anyone who doesn’t mind being followed. I, KENNY MARTIN, will my black curly hair to Lester Hurley. I, DICK MILLER, will my curly hair to the Barber Shop. I, JACK NUEST, will nothing. I’m taking my interest in Vera with me. I, LILLIAN OLSON, will my librarian position to anyone who doesn’t want to study. I, SHIRLEY REINHARDT, will my shortness to anyone who doesn’t mind be- ing so close to the ground. I. MARLENE RHYNARD, will my long black hair to Darlene Fredricks. I, KENNY STRONG, will my interest in Eleanor Krug to Jim McKinney. I, JOHN STRUVE, will my humor to any poker-faced person. I, BILL TABLER, will my girlfriends in Liberty and Wheatfield to Ronnie Snow.