Kokomo High School - Sargasso Yearbook (Kokomo, IN)

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SS SMALL TOWN STUFF Aflelliert 'lllitmipmti in lfiiglixh-l thiulc the mzm play at large part in lttcztl Iwlltles in small plztcew. Xtiw take twr nixtztiive Z1 little tttwti like lmltzmapf-lie RESTLESS LABOR Elise Culesctitt in llifttwyfl just get eu tliwguftefl with ytiti pefiple. Yttiee frwm hack ttf i'tm1iifXX'liy tltm't yttll ftrlke? Klise C.-l will xtrilqe mme tif theee flap zmtl it wtiirt he the kiutl ywu reztfl about. either. A Basket hall ix it winter S131 wrt, A game that! wure tt, pleztfe. liut in thtne little pantw str ehttrt lt seemw the men wuultl freeze. Getty t BLUFFING HIS BEGINNERS The clawing sentence tri Mr. XleCztrty's etiwttmiztry epeech tw his liegiiming Chemistry elasxes just liefttre their tiret tewt-.Xml if l eztteh amy nf yttu ltittlqing fm ariylimlfs else! paper ywu will get time big ruutitl grime egg fur at grtttle, Mr. ljalewm in llutztiiy-Stewztrt, what are the algae? S. Matlock-Give me Z1 little while tt? think, Ba.lt'tw1ii4ttz1ki11g out wzitelrb All right, uliwut httw tiiueli time mlm ytwtt w'mt7 CAN'T BE DONE Klarirm Slweuth-XX'lty tlwtrt ywti make ywur hztir wtzty fltiwii, .Xtigufi A. Xliiller-XX'liy tltnrt yltll make the Wiltlcztt strip tluwiitg? SECOND-HAND? limb lluxsleman tw Dick lfinvlt-XX'littt flitl that Sweater wet ytitt, LJiul4. Dick -lrlfteell lifmlles. ljoli -litisli, Ywu wultl have grit at new mie fur that. OPTIMISTIC VIEW OF THE SEVENTEENTH Raw llriney-Nw more prfiltiliitimt utter lleeemlter the +erei1tee11tli. lwye. lit-yy t eagerly l--XYhy not? Ray -lleeause mi that tlztte the ititifm will wtrilqe the suit zmtl tltwtl the earth with motmshine. A HUSKY WOMAN She zxflvzmvetl with zi ptilxzttiug tremwr of her frztme, :tri twccztfittttztl clung in her tlepths as it she had 1-111 irrm heart in her irttn lwly. -A ltiut thif hum tt, refer to at steamsliip. 011 lClle H It 1ll211I'r'lI

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SS -.,. V -4- . THE WAY OF THE WORLD! Motor :mil the girls motor with you. XX'alk antl you walk alone. A DELICATE CHILD Miss Ross :it Senior wiener 1'oztstffl,et's pluv ilrop the l1flI1llli6I'L'lllCi Art Young-l won't play, it's too rough. i .Xu unknown singing in the hall- lint when you get him alone: youll he sUl'Pl'lSCll.H Mr. Ikiootlk' in Algebra?-lt whoever that is in the hall cloesn't shut up some hotly will be surprisefl. OF COURSE NOT Merle Cookvllave you livetl in Kokomo all your life, Joe? bloe De he-'Not yet. Freslnnzm to Miss Ross-Please may l come in at the consolation periotlf Ray 50 on it. Lezirner finishes his lfnglish test, foltls his paper :mtl marks a bi Miss Rykcr picks up the paper zuitl looks over it antl writes on it Rais - H you six. AN EASY QUESTION Miss Colcscott in History'-IJ'Annunziii woulfl blow up Fiume if attacket anil there woulil lie nothing left of the city hut ruins. Art Youngit innocently J-l wontler where he woulnl go? TOUGH LUCK, VIRGINIA Miss McCune-lloli, I wish you woulcl give me an introcluction to the new coach. lloli llriney-No chance for you, Miss McCune3 he's young :intl gootl look ing. Miss Rossfkntl what clo we mean by the past tense, vlohn? ul. Kernw'llhe present tense a long time ago. DANGEROUS BUSINESS Question on Econom-ics test-XN'liat is cut-throat competition? Answer-Cutethroat competition is where the manufacturers of any moclity become very hostile and try to put each other out of business. PICTURE OF CUMBERLAND ROAD ILLUSTRATED IN AMERICAN HISTORY Nellie Minch-XYhy are those little tlates along the road? llallie Davenport-That's Lovers' Lane. One hunt?-red Ten C0111

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USUALLY CORRECT, THEN .-Xdelhert Thompson in alll English-ls it correct to say I don't think? Miss liylcer-Yes. if you don't. A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION Miss X'v'arcl-In solid geometry do not put figures on the board at first, but imagine them in space. If you have two points given imagine two points in this room. For instance, take Paul's tllufendachi and .loe's tYailel heads. A HOPELESS PREDICAMENT Do you realize that every time you go sixty feet into the earth it gets one degree hotter? This possibly does not interest you now, but it may affect your future very much. lt is over four thousand miles to the center of the earthg therefore the temperature there would he about three hundred and fifty two thousand degrees, which is rather hot. XYe are told that these super-heated regions are the future home of gum-chewers. truants, picture-show-goers, etc., so henceforward govern yourself accordingly. But wait! The higher up you go the colder it gets, and we are told that is the future home of prohibitionists, E-students. preachers and lrishmen is in the skies. so you may now conduct your- self in such a way that you may choose the climate of your future resting place. RATHER DOUBTFUL Fat Ryan-lYhat did I get on my English exam? Mis: Ross-Seventy-three. Fat +Did I? Honest? Miss K.-I don't know whether you did honestly or not, but that's mhat you got. A CONFESSION Ralph 'Ehrman-This history is easy enough if you have any brains, but somehow I can't get it. A GAME OF CHANCE Miss XX'ard sends a note to the mother of a pupil- I have reason to believe that Xtilliam has been playing truantfl She received this reply- VX'illiam did not learn to play truant at home. for we are not cardeplaying people. MIXING DATES When guessing at the dates of birth and death of any great man be sure to have him born before he dies. KIDDING THE ORCHESTRA All students should carry ear muffs to safeguard against somebody's for- getting to close the auditorium door during orchestra practice. One I1 zmdred twelve