Knox Memorial High School - Seymour Yearbook (Russell, NY)

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We, the class of '53 of State of New York, United States publish and declare this our last I, Pat Ashley, leave my Knox Memorial Central, village of Russell, County of St. Lawrence, of America, being of sound mind and questionable character do will and testament. seat in Student Council to Jimmy Rider. Don't exert yourself, Jimmy, just sit there and say no once in a whileg I got by that way so take my advice. I, Jean Backus, leave my seat in the senior homeroom to Helen Laddison. I, Mary Barrigar, leave my quiet nature to the Juniors. At the rate you are going this year, it should save you many arguments in the I, Helen Barry, leave to Janet Wiese to keep him, Janet. I, Etta Chambers,leave my ability to Believe me, Joan, it doesn't pay any secretary I , you, Myron? future. my ideas on how to catch a man. I hope you know how remain neutral in all class meetings to Joan Thurstin. to take sides in the arguments. Dan Coffey, leave to Myron Fry my fascination for blondes. You like them too, don't I, Merton Coloton, leave my physics notebook to Bill Whiteford. I hope you do better than 1 dia, Bill. If In su prises later on, Bob. Gladys Colton, leave my laugh to Laura Cameron. Anything would be an improvement. Francis Dean, leave m knowledge of army life to Bob Ordway. It may save sudden Belva Denton,leave to Connie Clint all of my boyfriends except the ones I want to keep That's quite a few, Connie, so you won't be lonesome Shirley Hewlett, leave to Pearl Hutt a book entitled, HHow to Daydream in Class and Not Get Caught ' about Now you can dream aoout Bill anytime, Pearl, and you won't have anything to worry Macile Howland, leave my carefree smile and ability to stay friends with everyone to Phyllis Chase I, Mildred Howland, leave my ability to attend dances every Saturday night to Regina Harmer I hope you do better than I did, Regina I, Dorothy Laddison, leave my blonde hair to Carmen Kilmer Now maybe you can stand a chance with certain gentlemen who prefer blondes I, Nadine LaFountain, leave my ability to get on the honor roll everytime to Willis Towne It really isn't such hard work, Willis, and it certainly would surprise the teachers! I, Marvin Matthews, leave my ability to sit on the bench during the games to Grover LaFounta1n You'll get used to it after a while, Grover I, Lorraine Merkley, leave my ability to have a perfect attendance for a whole year to Peanut Fountain Try it, Peanut, it really works I, Jean Mills, leave to any Junior who may atte pt to make coffee in the future, teakettle and a dishpan I think M Collison will explain how to use them, kids I, Harriette Ray, leave to Janice Hatch my ability to stick to one man long enough to get a ring It's worth the effort, Janice' I, Harriet Sibley, leave to Shirley Law my ability of getting acquainted with boys on the opposite team at the basketball games I, Vivian hhite, leave my extra heartbeats to Joyce Bullock I'm sure you'll need them as often as I did when you see certain fellows from Hermon Your interest lies there also, doesn't it? Jltnesses M C6444 seeszshk Qs Signed on this twenty seventh day of the year of our Lord, Nineteen hundred fifty three President 53 Q J cyl 'S xi X 41 'I I Z I, - I, ' Q 1 . . . 1 ' I, o 1 1 . - , x ,Q - f . . - Nxqxxx X I I 1, ' f W , f sq'slud, I I . Y tl.. ,ag Xf'T. iTT W I - ' I ' 5' x:

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X Band 1, 2, 3, hy DRUGS Club L Correspondence Club 1 Junlor Nurslng Club h,S9D10T Play h,Homemak1ng Club 3 9 T ,,L7-vf4- Sc1ence Club 1, 2, Newspaper Club l 2 3 h Dang Club 3 D Correspondence Club l Basketball e gaiketball Manager 2, 3 Baseball Manager 3 Senior Y Class llrophecg Limited space 1n our yearbook prevents printing the thrill1ng accoun+ of the Junlor v1s1t by space shlp to the moon where they dlscovered the Seniors of '53 engaged 1U varlous occupatlons The followlng condensatlon w1ll appeal to those who m1ssed the complete story as told Class Nlght at Commencement t1me Notes by Helen Ladd1son, Janet Wlese, Dick Towne and Conn1e Cl1nt,all Juniors, reveal many curious facts jetted down 1n '63 on the moon Shirley Hewlett Hair mult1 colored Shocklng change Studles interlor decoratlng at night Peddles green cheese by day Dan Coffey Inventor of a new serum called HCoffey's lulck Comfort N Very remarkably advanced sclentist I Tiel's Francls Dean Flred from Lunartlc Telephone Company Has strange des1re to f1nd man ln moon Travels on all fours Belva Denton Works for man in the moon Skilled manlcurist but job has unpleasant features fShh' He bites h1s toenails 1 Etta Chambers Works in restaurant where only rubber dlshes are used Betty Coloton Causes accidents People trip over her feet Harriette Ray Klnney Babbles about beautiful weddings of her twin daughters Dorothy Laddison Floats 1n a thin mist Newest clothing feature lr and Mrs Sayer, Dick and Gladys Very happy in home equipped with eclipsevators Marvin Matthews Runs a push button remote control filling station for super duper jet mobiles Mac11e Howland Attendant for fasclnatlng psychiatrist Is bothered with pseudo-mares f81mi18F to nlghtmaresl Mlldred Howland Commutes to Mars Successful career woman Helen Barry Harrled Has nine children Lorraine Merkley A reglstered nurse at Lunartic State Hospital, Moon Llght Bay Hope Caswell M1SS1OhaPy Takes a big interest in lunar cats and dogs Teaches them legend of moon god Mary Barrlgar Teaches at Lunar Conservatory of Muslc Has very special trombone Pat Ashley Pollceman Catches offenders in speedy jet and rocket vehicles Harrlet Sibley She and her husband famous in field of chemistry Working on p1ll that keeps everyone alive for centuries Vivian White Beautician on the moon Having hard job of 1mprov1ng looks of moon people Jean Backus Creates marvelous designs oy wav1ng arms 1n air 23 Merton Coloton Inventor of ecl1psevator and modern moon homes . , ' . ' 3 l g e Q ' 5 ':, J-? . 2 Q 534 . 65? , L TT' . i i , V 0 2 2 Q 13 9 9 l. - '- . ' . ' ' ' 2. 0 - . 3 ' . ' 3-h. Jean Mills, Nadine LaF0untain - Formula for growing hair on bald heads. Preferably 5. . - . . c . . . 6. . - . . i . 7. -' ' . 8. - . . 9. ' - . . 10. - ' . . ll. . . , - . 12. - - - 13. ' 0 - ' ' . . lh. ' - . . 15. - ' . . 16. - ' ' . 17. - ' ' . . 18. ' - ' - , , 19. - ' . . 20. ' - , ' 21. - ' . ' ' . 22. - ' ' ' .

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