Knox Memorial High School - Seymour Yearbook (Russell, NY)

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, xx CLASS WILL We. the Senior elaes of Knas Memorial Hlgh School, Town of Russell, County ol St. Lawrence, State ef New York, betng ol comparatively sound mind and ol fairly sound body, do edit ad pnbllah thls, our last will and testament. 'l'oMR, VAN 8AN'l'we leave the remainder ol our Christmas cards, writing paper, wrapping paper and everything else we haven't sold so he will be well supplied and won't have to buy Iran next year's Seniors. To MIL COLLIST we leave our treasurer's BQ soho will thlnk that he has the responsibility of handling as much money as he dld this year. To MRS. KRAITH we leave mamorlea ol a two-boy English class. No wonder it was so good. M ht.'l'o Ml. VI II, the mdnoriee ol Senior play practice. We hope he can sleep at I To MBS CLARK we leave enough sugar and cocoa to furnish the whole school with 5 her fudge lnatead ol just half of lt. 6 Eachone of the Senior glrla leavee to MR. 'HEL a lock ol her hair so he can make himself a toupee. 5 RXER KELLEY leaves LAURIS STORIE his chemistry experiments and to MR. r SCHWARTZ a promlsory note saying I promise to pay you for my physics books when I earn more money than I need to go to a dance LOCKY JEFFRIBS leaves next year a geomnetry class all the knowledge he has gathered and his pension money fran that class to next year s Senior claes GERRY PIKE leaves her statue of engagement to JGEPHIINE ORDWAY eo she won't have to chase all the boys 1 X AVS BACKUS leaves her ablllty to resist going out to EVA CHASE so that she can raise her marks MARIE BARRY leaves her ability to flirt to LYNDCK FIFIELD Lyndon youll never be out of embarrassing moments if you take some tips fran Marie RXENE COUGHLIN leave! her ability to wear clothes well to SHIRLEY FULTON so she can keep up that reputation. BARBARA AUSTIN offers to give tips on how to arrange dental appointments on school days to any Junior boy interested :ln taking a vacation for fall hunting seaeon. HELEN LALONE leavea her pleasant waye and even disposition as memories to the faculty and pupils of the whole school JULIA PARO leaves her shynese and quiet manner to JACK SIBLEY Take a few leesona Jack and maybe you won t have to ltay In noon hours so much. THELMA SMITH leavee her ability to get out of play practice to ELLA CURTE so she can see Bernard at basketball games also MARY BULLCXIK leaves NAOMI COUGHLIN her ability to get along wxth Jack so that Namnl may learn to win friends and influence people LOB BULLOCK leaves her ability to argue to GENE TIEL so that he can learn to get his point across politely MARLEINE MORROW leaves her theory on how to stay out late and still be able to come to school the next day to DENNIS CHASE Try it Dennie lt really works Witnessed this twenty fifth day of June 1949 Zi? Ima. M I1 all X Ai THE BEYMUUH -rf' X H A I Q -. ' ' .1 Q N Ag G N

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'i 1-4.1, ms 'CCI '3 h PROPHID Y As l was walking along I dlscovered an old newspaper containing the names of my former classmates June l959 ls the date of thls newspaper lt shows what became of the Class of 1949 We desire that these prophecies be not fulfilled as we want only the best for our Seniors LOIS BULLXK who spent her Senlor year ln!! M H. S has done the world a great service By her forceful speeches on the wrongs of Cornmunlsm she has caused Stalin to cssnmlt suicide and has broken the power of the Communists ln Russia Countess Helen Gordeau Monet Ln Roche formerly the MBS HELEN LALONE of Canton, has announced her forth-coming marriage to the Duke of Hellsburg helr to the Austrian throne MBS TIIELMA SMITH, an elevator operator of the Waldorf Astoria tn New York ls now recovering fran lnjurles received when trying to compute the distance from the top of the elevator shaft to the bottom. She took the elevator job temporarily to aid fn working her way through school. She ls majoring ln mathematics Mrs Thornas Manning the former MISS GERALDINE PIKE of Russell has just announced the birth d her thlrd set of triplets Mr and Mrs Manning and farnlly re side at Russell New York MARY JANE. BULLCXJK the noted scfentlst of the day will give a lecture to the students of Knox Memorial High School Septelnber Z9 1959 The topic ls Snakes Make Good Pets MARIE BARRY is now the wife of a famous Alr Force pilot Arland Pike She money to last them the rest of their days A new face has appeared ln the lce skating world. The owner is BARBARA AUS TIN Barbara has been naxned by judges as the greatest skater of the present time and the best instructor to be found. MISS MARLENE MORROW the Democratic Senator of New York State who has won so much fa.me for supporting hills for farm aid is now presenting a blll for federal school aid. MISS JULIA PARO has made the Old Folks Home in Canton so attractxve that everyone ls awaiting admission for hls last yesrs ln such peaceful surroundings ROGER KELLY star first baseman of the Knox team has finally landed ajob with the New York Yankees He ls captain of the bat boys LOCKY IEFFRIE who was always such a good actor ln Knox Memorial High School played the role of Napolean so well that he even convxnced hfrnself He is now residing at the Ogdensburg State Hospital AVIS BACKUS who we all knew would wfn faxne fn slnglng has finally succeeded in her field She has won first prize in the hog calling contest down ln Arkansas ROGBNECOUGHLIN has won international recognltlon by producing a new species potato After years of experimentation she has finally succeeded ln crossmga Mexican jurnplng bean with s potato Now all the farmers have to do is catch the potatoes as they pop out of the ground at ul -J- SL THE SEYM H Alf- A ll S ' ' A- s ll fs planning a party ln' New York for her forrner teachers, who have retired with enough of . ' I x MQ H A A 'sf lf 4 f- X