Knox High School - Sandbur Yearbook (Knox, IN)

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FD THE REDSKIN 2 4 2 G R vpn? ' -- to Dun Shilling: I shut my 4-yes when I played that clarinet solo at the P,T.A. meeting. Opal: Yeah, everybody said you were asleep. Mother: You disobeyed me: so I am punishing you to impress it on your mind. Small Boy: Well, you have a funny idea where my mind is located. Farmer fto Louis Taitel, standing' in mid- streaml: Hey, ye can't koteh fish that away: ye only skeer 'em. Louis T.: On the contrary, sir, I inspire their confidence by mingling: with them thus showing: them that they have nothing to fear, for I am of their own kind. Hazel Rogers: I'm afraid my little expenses vre becoming greater day by day. But you don't mind, darling, do you? Elvin W.: Why, of course not. You may ref call that I 4-xpevted you to become dearer and dearcr to me as time went on. Miss Nees: Why did you put quotations at the beginning and end of your exam paper? Bernice: I was quotimz the guy ahead of me. Mr. V.: Now we want a good looking' girl for the leader of these squads. Gladys W.: Here I am. Mr. Valentine. Mike: I'm not thin skinned: I'm the first to laugh at my foolishness. i Kennie: What a merry life you must lead. Mr. Needy: Bud, what do you consider the most warlike nation ? Bud: Vaccination by all means: it is almost always in arms. Prof. Henry: What is dust? Irvin: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Mr. Needy: Why are you looking through all those war records 7 Floyd S.: I'm trying to find out who General Delivery was. Mr. Heilman to 'Ken- 5: neth Keen: This book a will do half your work 7 Kenneth: Quick, give , me two. -T 5 Miss Shaw : How , K : much time did you spend 4 on vour Law, if X-' I, - man? ' ro: of fi ' I ,ff . YOUDQ' Bernard K.: Three hours, Miss Shaw: what happened '? Bernard: Then my father woke me up. Then .,. at Miss' Schmidt: Did your father help you with this problem Y Kendall: No, Ma'am, I got it wrong myself. Mr. Henry: Give a definition of density. No answer from Elvin- Mr. Henry: I said a definition, not an illus- tration. Very nervous old woman taking' her first. train ride: Now, conductor. are you sure that the en- gineer knows the way? Mr. Henry ftalking to insurance agentlz What should I do first in trying to tearh my wife how to drive a car? Agent: Insure your car. And have you heard about the Scotchman who held onto a nickel so hard that the buffalo on onl side hollered. and the friendly Indian on the other side went on the war path? Linus L.: Quick, Doctor, do something! I was playing a mouth organ and I swallowed it! Doctor: Keep calm, sir, and he thankful that you weren't playing a piano. Opal: How old are you T Neal thopefullyjz Sweet fourteen---lpityfuh lyland never been kissed. Glen C.: Miss Nees, did Christianity come into England in A. D. or B. C.'! Bernard P.: Don't you think a person is fool- ish to commit suicide? Mabel: Yes, that is about the last thing I'd ever do! Miss Schmidt: You have a fine head for mathematic-s. Harold O.: Why? Miss Schmidt: Because it's both plane and solid. Mr. Heilman Cin Economics classy: Why didn't you answer my question 7 Dick O'Hara: I did. sir. I shook my head. Mr, Heilman: Well, you didn't expect me to hear it rattle way up here. did you 7 Mrs. Abner: Who was the first man ? A 'NX Don Baldwin: Wash- I inszton. He was first in .5 war, first in peace, first OX-at e. f Mrs. Abner fafter ston- - ping Donl: No, you're I x' B wrong. The first man ll. was Adam. I mmm Don: Oh, sure, if ' X you're going to count foreigners.

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,,, THE REDsKlN , W o ' ,JE fi TARKE County Track and Field Meet was held in North Judson on April 22. The team was fairly inexperienced and showed to a disadvantage when in competition. The team will have Lazar, Kaiser, and Walters as a nucleus for next yearis teamg they lose -McGovern, Clark, Croy, Kafka and Keenby graduation. The possibilities for a strong team next year look very dark unless some strong candidates should turn out among nexit year's sophomores and the incoming freshmen. The places made this year by the High School contestants are as follows: High School Boys One Mile Shot Put Pole Vault High Jump 220 yd. Low Hurdles Running Broad Jump Half Mile Run 220 yd. Dash 440 yd. Dash High School Girls 100 Yard Dash 50 Yard Dash 431 C11 133 C29 433 Q39 C21 129 429 Ball Throw Relay C25 C21 133 133 fl? Bernard Kaiser Steve Kafka Clarence Walters Clarence Walters Isaac Lazar Isaac Lazar Bernard Kaiser James Clark John Croy Frances Mlekodaj Frances Mlekodaj Annabelle Marks Elnora Schultz Frances Mlekodaj Anita Yanutin Violet Leonard Annabelle Marks Boys' Volley Ball , T the close of the basketball season at K.H.S. this year, about thirty boys began to practice for the County Volley Ball Tournament. The squad, EYE which was soon considerably decreased in number, was divided into two ' groups by the coach, Mr. Hellman, and some interesting practice-sessions were held. Kenneth Keen was elected captain, and much enthusiasm was shown. At the County Tournament at Center on March 24, -our boys failed to show the needed pep and spirit and were defeated by Grovertown in their first match. Members of the team who are not graduating have resolved to avenge the defeat by capturing the championship next year. fContinued from opposite pagej was a perfect day at bat for Knox, and the ofiicial scorer had a greaxt work-out before the game was over. 'Dhe score-49 to 5-put us in the finals with Judson. The invincibility of the Judson ten turned out to be only an idle rumor. Knox girls can be depended upon to win ball games. And when the cow bell rang, the score stood 15 to 11. K.H.S.. girls were county champions! ln recognition of the honor the business men entertained the team: amd its coacih with a sumptuous dinner at the Travelers Hotel-a grand finale to a successful season.

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,7, THE REDSKIN , OUR DV RTISERS Qqemfiiest Qlumrgxaiulaiinns mth ' 251 wishes fur the glluinre urress nf the flllmss nf 1933 Reiss' Clothing Store Ike 34111112 uf fl'im l, birlmffuer 34 .lllllnxx Qllnihzs iafess well ann Qutrseil Teacher: Dale, you may give me a descrip- Milton: Did you see the fellow standing by tion of a snake. the Ford with golf pants on? Dale R.: Yes, mam! A snake is a tail with Mr. Lewis: Yes, I see the fellow but where a head attached to one end. is the F01-Q1 with golf pants on? Miss NOBSZ Hlsaac. what do YOU lhlllk WHS the Mr. Lewis: Tell me the longest sentence you greatest accomplishment of the Romans? nknovvf' Isaac-: Their being' able to speak Latin. Linus: 'imprisonment for life. Wilken 8 MUSSBI' cnocmums Ann MEQATS Our Prices Are Always the Lowest Phone 200 -- Knox llickz Say, Jnflk, if Kenneth Keen was fall- Hazel S. L10 Georxze J0hnS0nJr Ge01'sre. what ing in love with Rosemary Thurmon, why would is the matter with your arm? you L-all it puppy love? G. J.: I got stung with a bee. .Iac-k: I give up. Hazel S.: Did it hurt when he lit? Dick: Ba-cause it would be the beginning of G. J.: No, it didn't hurt when he lit: but, 3 dogs life, oh boy! when he sat down I l0llG-TlIOMPS0ll LIIMBER ODMPMIY Telephone i251 Knox, Indiana